#megsstories

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The important question is, was Atticus and everyone on the train one of those weird cockroach things or did the gun turn him into one

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I don't know how long ago this post was made, but things have changed.

-There is no mcpick 2, rn the prices actually went up and we decreased the dollar menu.

- Double cheese burgers and Mcdoubles are the same sandwich, the difference is by 1 slice of cheese. The mcdouble is cheaper.

- if you ask for extra pickle and onion there is no upcharge for it

-Quarter pounders are fresh and made to order, so it may take longer for the kitchen to get it done.

- There is no tax on eating for here! If a big mac meal is 7.83 its GONNA be 7.83 no matter what.

- Please try not to hold up the drive thru line by taking the time to open up the straw to your drink, we get yelled at for speed.

- Managers usually do not wear hats, but wear black sweaters.

- with light ice drinks, our machine has no regard for 'light ice' (cant say for other mcdonalds) it's either no ice or just a regular drink, chances are light ice will be the same or even more as regular.

- when you do order hashbrowns past breakfast, make sure you ask for them fresh. You dont want that hashbrown we have sitting in the fry holder that's 2 hours old.

- Big mac sauce costs like .30 cents to add but if you want it 'subbed' instead of ketchup and mustard then its freee

- If you ask for a different toy, we do not have it, we only have one and rarely two toys at a time, its dumb.

- We dont add sugar by itself to our sweet tea?? We have a brewing machine, put the tea bag in the slot, let it brew.

- Recently the tea prices raised, so just ask for a drink cup when ordering so its 1.06 instead of 1.69

shit i learned working for mcdonalds

-everyone over the age of fifty is definitely out for meticulously-ordered-do-not-get-this-even-slightly-wrong-or-i-will-sue-blood

-the security cameras are not aimed at the fry holder so as long as the assistant manager isn’t a complete ass, go wild

-you can sneak any drink you want as long as you put it in a coffee cup

-sweet tea is probably just as bad for you as a coca cola. for real. we put a literal entire bag of sugar in that shit. 

-a mcflurry is literally just ice cream plus some toppings mixed up with a spoon. just order a sundae and ask for oreo crumbs on it

-unless its dinner rush and we are shit out of fries and there are seven orders waiting, no fries have been basting in the fry holder for longer than ten minutes. they’re all fresh, i swear.

-you’re not slick if you order fries with no salt just to ensure ‘freshness’. just straight up say you want fresh fries. its okay.

-you can add big mac sauce to anything if you ask for it.

-if youre getting a drink and you don’t want to have 25% drink and 75% ice, make sure you ask for no/light ice.

-if youre gonna order off the mcpick two menu, tell your cashier you want a mcpick two. if you don’t there’s a 50% chance they will not do it and you’ll pay an extra few dollars.

-also mcpick two is probably the best deal you’re going to get tbh. you can get the same shit as a meal for less. (ex: if you get a mcpick 2 big mac and large fry + a drink, it’ll ring you up for less than if you got a large big mac meal which includes the same stuff)

-also while we’re on the topic of saving cash: always order to-go. always. there’s an eat-in tax if you say your food’s “for here” that can range from a few cents to a few dollars depending on what you’re ordering. 

-all day breakfast is fresher than if you order breakfast at the right time because it’s not a ‘default’ menu option so we have to refry eggs and sausage.

-if you order hash browns after breakfast you’re going to have to wait up to three minutes.

-employees who have been at mcdonalds for a long time have black hats. anyone with a brightly colored blue hat is a newer employee who probably doesn’t have their shit together quite yet. please refrain from yelling at them.

-if it’s not busy and you realllllyyyy want to, you can order whatever specific toy you want and make someone go into the back for it. doesn’t guarantee that it’s there, but it might be. 

-if you order hot coffee, it’s been brewed within the last two hours. don’t worry. it’s not going to go cold. 

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Phineas and ferb would be going wild rn if they had to quarantine

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Had a dream I joined a magical cult and I was supposed to be this trusty warrior. This guy helped me adjust and learn the rules cus of course cult leaders r iffy. I was excited to shake the foundation of this cult, learn magic better, and remove any traitors. Cult leader was totes nonbinary. We had to do these weird trials where we had to act against something like I built this squirrel launcher? Anyway. I realized that of course j didn't wanna be in the cult bc tthere was sexism between members. But I ended up having a tbing for the leader so that made things difficult.

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When are we rioting

How bad does the country have to get before the citizens are allowed to gut it like a fish. I see no problems starting now.

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If y'all thought normal corporate marketing was scary wait until you find out there can be facial recognition software in electronic billboards made to switch ads when they see a person of a certain target market. That's not all, kinect software can also be installed in grocery store aisles, showing the things people pick up, put down, and inevitably purchase.

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Pax east seems like a joke this year. The line looks hours long

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Ugh I keep trying to talk to my friends but everyone isnt saying anything and I want company. I've been housed up with the flu and I just got out of it and nobody's paying me any mind.

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My body: 3 hours is enough of sleep right?

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To the fruit roll up I brought to bed with me like a goblin, thank you for being here for me

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You ever just wanna do a jig like a big stompy jaunt around the house

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Am I the only one that doesnt like sunstones and rainbow 2.0's designs all that much.

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That anxiety feel when u block your door just in case someone might break in

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I made myself feel better about starting lexapro. If it doesn't work out then that's fine. The most important thing I need to remember, is its there to make things a little bit easier. The advice I gave to myself, is dont put yourself in a wheelchair when all you need is a cane.

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Me blocking the porn bots that follow me: ew that cock isn't even good

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Moisturize me