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[vex-bittys]

I walk into the shop excitedly. I walk up to the register and in an excited voice I ask. "Hi so I would like to adopt a corny and a krait."

> Corny (and Honey Bo) adoption is here

*You were surprised when your Corny and Honey Bo requested to pay a visit to the shop. They quickly reassured you that they weren’t trying to return themselves. They simply wanted to visit some old friends and refresh their pun supply. You made a big show of rolling your eyes and sighing dramatically. “I thought this was a pun and done adoption,” you joked. The three of you had a good laugh over that one.

*Once you arrived at the shop, your Corny disappeared under the anti-venom fridge where muted voices and laughter could be heard. You expected your Honey Bo to visit the other Honey Bo types, but he slipped out of sight near the back of the shop where the Krait pools were located. You weren’t sure if the Kraits were the best source for outrageous puns, but you didn’t tell your lamias who they could be friends with.

*You prepared yourself for a long wait while the boys visited, but you’d barely seated yourself on one of the overstuffed chairs, when they slithered back to the front of the shop. Glancing at you out of the corner of his socket, your Corny stage-whispered: “did you get the package?” to which your Honey Bo responded, making very obvious eyelight contact with you: “misssssssion isssss a go.” Your eyes narrowed, but you suspected they were fishing for a pun opportunity, so you said nothing. Their grins widened. You sensed a prank.

*Nothing happened when you left the shop. The anticipation built. You knew your Corny and Honey Bo were up to something, but what could it be? You went into the kitchen to make dinner when you arrived home, and you could see the two lamias peeking around the doorway and giggling. “now?” you heard the Corny whisper. “now.” you heard the Honey Bo and they slithered nonchalantly up to you. At least they weren’t going to keep you waiting.

* “Ssssurprisssse,” they hissed in unison, their voices joined by a third, muffled voice. The Honey Bo pulled a miniature Krait out of his hoodie pocket and pulled the litle guys tail very gently like a party popper. The Krait unrolled a tiny sign that said “BANG!” and tossed some very small crepe paper streamers into the air. He looked so proud of himself. You promised to call Vex after dinner to let her know you’d just adopted a very silly Krait.

(Artwork by redkammy)

[vex-bittys]

I would like two bitty sized corny and Honey no from my earlier ask! *I walk into the store looking around happily at all the bitties playing. I walk up to Vex and give her a huge smile. *

*Vex smiles back, gesturing for you to step up to the desk while she helps another potential adopter. You’re practically buzzing with excitement. You recently got a matchup, and now you’re ready to adopt. You stand at the desk, waiting for Vex to return so that you can tell her the bitty types that you’d like to adopt. While you wait, a tiny Sans-type skull pops up over the edge of the counter, followed a moment later by a Papyrus-type skull. When they see you watching them, they quickly vanish back behind the countertop. Intriguing.

*You hear hushed hisses and some giggling. The skulls appear again, slowly rising from behind the counter then lowering back down when they see you still watching. More hissing, more giggles. Two (well, three technically), can play at that game! You duck down so that the bitties can’t see you over the countertop. You wait. Then you straighten all at once and see them leaning their entire torsos over the counter to see where you’ve gone. The two lamias (now confirmed to be a miniature Honey Bo and miniature Corny) rocket back to their hiding place. You hear even more giggles.

* “Y’know, I was hoping to adopt a Honey Bo and a Corny,” you say casually. “Too bad there aren’t any here.” The skulls reappear, eyelights appraising you. The two lamias exchange a long look and a nod. They disappear again briefly, then climb up onto the counter with their hands behind their backs. You sense shenanigans, and your suspicions are reinforced by their wide, mischievous grins.

* “you could adopt ussss,” says the Corny. He’s decent at speaking from practicing jokes. “because we’re-” The lamias each hold up a small piece of paper with a picture on it. One is a door, and one is a bowl. You know what they are going for (a door a bowl or adorable), but you decide to have a little fun with them first. “Bowl?” you say thoughtfully. “Door?” You pretend to consider it for a moment before having a breakthrough: “You’re boulders (bowl doors)!”

*They fall for it. For a moment, the Honey Bo and Corny are stricken, thinking that they’ve mistakenly mixed up their signs. They look down to confirm their mistakes... only to find out that you tricked them! They howl with laughter, and when Vex returns to the front desk, you tell her that you’ve found your lamias.

(Artwork by redkammy)

[vex-bittys]

Can you please find a Bitty for me I am introverted but not that much I like to talk with other people especially those I'm close with. I am usually not a push over and when I don't like something I will say it out loud in a blunt manner... Must of the time I spend in my room drawing, writing or watching videos of something. I would like a Bitty who is fun to be around and also wouldn't mind my tenancies to be secluded

My recommendations for you are:

Corny (UT!Sans): A Corny’s number one goal is to make people smile and laugh. Once you adopt him, you become the number one smile-and-laugh priority. Corny is not very active. He prefers spending most of his time snoozing and observing your activities!

Honey Bo (US!Papyrus): Honey Bo is a great listener, but it takes some time to earn his trust. He dislikes crowded places, so if you spend a lot of time in your room, he’ll use that one on one time to develop that trust. Honey Bo is a jokester, but his main fun category is loudly singing the wrong lyrics to songs!

Pygmy (US!Sans): Pygmy is en extremely entertaining lamia bitty to adopt. Pygmies have a very high energy level, and they love to play. A Pygmy will chase a laser dot or pounce on cat toys for hours, always bringing you his favorite toys as a sign of affection.

*Please let me know which lamia(s) you’d like to adopt, and I will write up an adoption scenario for you.