#megabomb

[godlytemperance]

i can't believe that my favorite NSBU nasty action moment came from the world's worst man that got isekaied into the president's body

[viralarcadian]

justifying opening the everything shop in stardew's debug menu by making cade a witch and this is him casting spells

[nomaishuttle]

i wanna rip my face off saur bad not even to put a new one on i just donot want one anymore. sigh

[davactivated]

Kent sending a gift through mail always makes me laugh because my thought process is just

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[kerryweaverlesbian]

"Soulless!Sam? Interesting. In my universe (Universe Prime, because it's the real one) we call him Sam's Husk. I think in Universe B they call him Sam's Shell, 'Verse Third he's UnSam. You don't want to know what the Omegaverse calls him. Trust me, it's-

"Oh fuck, I'm running out of time a bit, uh, I wasn't planning to spend my time in your universe talking exclusively about WB's Supernatural but I don't know many fans back home- oh, it's the CW here? Interesting! Anyway, uh, here's the transdimensional megabomb, in order to stop the evil Dr Bananula - she's evil because, ah, don't have time, just trust me, I promise - you need to set it off in exactly 24 hours in the nearest empty field, and that will join the riftwave of all the others and knock out her power for a solid month which will be long enough to- ah, whatever! you don't need to know. What you really, 100%, absolutely need to remember is, see this green wire? You have to..."

*The inter-dimensional traveler from, apparently, Universe Prime, who appeared in your room with an urgent message 45 minutes ago, saw that you were watching Supernatural, and did not stop talking about it the entire time until the very end there, dissipates from view, presumably back to her own universe. The transdimensional megabomb she had been holding disappears with her.*

[darkmaga-returns]

A Russian ship loaded with over 22,000 tons of explosives has just docked in a UK port, according to reports.

The docking is provoking fears among Brits within the potential blast radius of the ship dubbed the “Floating Megabomb.”

The ship, called Ruby, has been allowed to dock at a British port after weeks moored off the coast.

The vessel is carrying seven times the amount of explosives that devastated Beirut in 2020.

It was anchored off the coast of Margate, Kent, for weeks amid fears it was too deadly to pass through the busy Channel crossing.

Ruby, which had previously been turned away from ports in several other countries, is now moored near Great Yarmouth, in Norfolk, according to the global tracking website Marine Traffic.

It is alongside a facility in Gorleston-on-Sea, with the ship now based just a few hundred yards away from a densely populated residential area, a school, several businesses, and a college.

While the vessel is Malta-flagged, it has been packed with explosives from Kandalaksha in northern Russia.

It steadily made its way to the Canary Islands after it left Russia on August 22.

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

"Are you hurt? Put something cold on it!"

Behold! A new story about our Farmers! Today's heroes are Julian (my OC), Miranda (@amishasp) and Wren (@girls4zelda) ❤️ Enjoy!

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"Twenty-eight, thirty... Thirty-six, forty. Aha, exactly forty pieces of gold ore!", Miranda summarised, counting aloud the loot she had collected in the mines. Getting up from the flat stone on which she was sitting, she turned to Julian and Wren, who were standing nearby and also counting the ore that had been mined on the lowest levels.

"Ok...", Wren clucked her tongue, "I have fifty-six!", the red-haired girl said proudly, tying her bag of precious ore and slinging it over the shoulder as she approached Miranda. "Quite a good loot for a not-so-lucky day, I would say". Wren smiled at her friend, who nodded in agreement. Welwick's predictions would not matter to them - teamwork and friendship were the key to a successful hunt.

"Julian, what is it? You done already?", Miranda turned to the blond-haired boy who was still counting his loot. The man's multi-coloured eyes were staring intently into the backpack.

"Yeah, yeah, just a second... Oh shoot", The young man sighed disappointedly, dropping his bag to the dusty ground.

"Everything okay?", He immediately turned round at Wren's worried tone.

"Well, not really". Zipping up his hiking backpack and walking over to the two girls, Julian continued. "There was a hole in my backpack. Apparently, some of the loot fell out somewhere, and I only have ten ore on my hands...." He lowered his head guiltily. All three of them silently counted the total amount of gold ore they had on hand - 106 pieces. And they need exactly 120 - just the right number to create exactly 30 megabombs for Marlon's special order, which they set out to do together. After all, the three of them will get the job done faster, and the reward will be shared equally.

"Don't worry about it, bro", Miranda patted Julian's shoulder encouragingly. "Just fourteen gold nuggets and we can leave the mines and eat at the Saloon!"

Everyone cheered up at the prospect of Gus' delicious meals and headed confidently for the elevator door.

"I must say, that our foray was quite successful." With a tired yawn, Miranda decided to keep the conversation going as the three of them slowly made their way down the elevator to level 110.

"The monsters were a pain in the arse, though", she added.

"Uuuugh, so true..." Wren couldn't help but agree. Whether they wanted to admit it or not, Welwick's prediction that "the spirits are in a terrible mood today" ("Kiss my arse, spirits!", Miranda had said, not very politely) had played a part in their gold hunt: there were more monsters than usual, which made for a lot of hard work in extracting the necessary ore.

Julian had no time to comment on this before the lift came to an abrupt halt.

"Strange," Wren said, "I thought we had chosen level 110." The girl looked at the dial, which showed level 98.

"We did." Julian gripped the hilt of his sword. "Get ready. Looks like there's something outside."

The elevator door slowly open, and the trio could see nothing but darkness. Some blurry figure approached the entrance.

Wren drew her dagger from its sheath, ready for battle, and Julian was ready to get into a defensive posture.

Miranda, however, was ahead of them all.

With a battle cry, she rushed towards the entrance, swinging her right leg and striking the figure she and her friends assumed to be a shadow person. The dark silhouette let out a shriek from the blow and bent slightly. Miranda decided not to wait for the enemy to come to his senses, and with her left fist she struck the monster in the chest. The figure fell from the hard blow and began to whimper in pain. It was the whimpering that made the three of them stop, for the shadow man would have growled, whereas the sounds from the unfamiliar silhouette were similar to... human?

Julian quickly pulled a flashlight from his pocket and shined it on the moving figure.

"Lance?!" Now that was someone they hadn't expected to see here, but the second-in-command of The First Slash clan.

"Welp.... This is awkward." Not to say there was regret in Miranda's voice at seeing a familiar.... hmm. Well, it was a little hard for her to call Lance a friend. Near Lance himself, a small bag lay on the ground with some notes, a knife, and purple mushrooms falling out of it. "Right, that dumbass was babbling something about mushrooms early and wanting to study them," Miranda thought.

Julian and Wren ran up to the pink-haired adventurer, who was holding onto... *ahem* something was below his waist with both hands. Apparently Miranda's foot had hit the man's sorest spot, and the left hook had hit him in the solar plexus, judging by Lance's hitched breath.

"Forgive us, we didn't know it was you," Wren examined the adventurer for injuries, thankfully nothing serious. Well, aside from his... dignity.

Julian gave Lance a hand, helping him slowly to his feet. "We weren't expecting any adventurers in the mines, so we immediately took you for an enemy. Are you alright?" He asked, to which Lance just nodded his head, gratefully accepting the help. He carefully crouched down on the rock, moaning slightly in pain. The blond-haired farmer looked sympathetically at Lance: he of all people should know how painful a blow below the belt was. Ouch...

"Erm, I'll go and break some ice on level 40 so he can put it on his di- uh... bruise. Be right back. Don't die in there." Miranda said a little gruffly to Lance as he continued to burn the girl with his gaze. Five minutes - and the long-haired girl returned with a small bag from which droplets of water were slowly dripping.

"Me and Wren will check this level then, in case there are any shadow people here," Julian beckoned Wren with his hand, asking to keep him company.

"Sure. We'll hang around here. Take care, alright?" Miranda replied to her friends. By the time Wren and Julian had moved a little further away from the elevator, Lance, who was sitting on a rock, had managed to get his breathing back to normal. One spot, however, still ached.

"You know," he began, "not that I'm insist for an apology, but don't you think it would be appropriate to..." Before Lance could finish his sentence, an empty iron can with Joja's logo on it flew into his head.

"Didn't get to the ice, it's too high. You can put this on your... ugh, privates. it's cold enough." Miranda said carelessly to Lance.

The pink-haired man looked disdainfully at the old rusty soda can. Taking a deep breath, he suppressed the urge to forget his own upbringing and hurl so much cursing at the girl that he'd have to go to Yoba's temple for swearing.

"Thank you very much for your kindness." Even though Lance's voice remained calm, you couldn't help but hear the sarcasm in his voice. "But I think I'm going to decline your help."

"Oh, really? A shame," Miranda's voice was also drenched in venom. "It's not good to refuse kindness. That's arrogance. I was actually trying for you, looking for something cold."

"I'm not going to attach this. Or anything. Especially in front of you."

"Listen here, you piece of shit!" The girl hissed. "I'm going to shove this can right up your a-"

"We're back!" Julian and Wren showed up just in time.

"There's no one else on this level but us. I even managed to get some gold ore, enough for our- is that a Joja cola can?" Julian raised an eyebrow in surprise.

"What?" Miranda crossed her arms, turning to Julian. "As good as any ice."

Lance only snorted irritably. Wren couldn't help but giggle at the funny picture, and Julian only sighed tiredly. It looked like they'd be getting to the Saloon much later than they'd planned.

[hackernewsrobot]

Floating megabomb heaves to near the English coast

https://cepa.org/article/floating-megabomb-heaves-to-near-the-english-coast/

[samthecookielord]

i love megabomb caterpillars

[garbagefarm]

Mutucule Farm #18

2023-06-12, session #18 of Mutucule Farm! Year 2, Summer 22 through Fall 1!

Cast:

me (@mothmute​)

Belle (@snacco​)

Cam (@amanitaspore​)

Erin (@salamand3rin​)

Highlights include, but are not limited to:

Pre-game:

getting stardewblasted, it’s been a while!

Belle emerging from her well to shame mankind

Summer 22:

Belle discusses ��my husband”, or “musband”

Pompkin is in the field so he’s getting watered today

I will tell Belle why I wanted all that milk ... when we’re old and gray and I’m on grandpa’s shitty deathbed

I’m excited for Robin to show me her carpentry secrets, until she reveals it’s the drum and flute blocks; those things should stay secret

Cutscene where I’m given the (bad) choice to invite Linus to live on the farm; instead, I’m just pleased he’s doing well

TURBOCOWS

getting a big coop!

cleaned up my house a little bit so Penny can redecorate

Belle is out late talking to Clint, but I don’t know where Erin is— she “didn’t know there was a curfew” (there is no curfew)

Summer 23:

Belle gets mail calamari from Linus, and threatens to eat it in front of Pierre

Turbocows just needed more enrichment in their enclosure

Erin gets hat-surprised by my awful hat*, the worst kind of surprise (* - legally not a hat)

All of my pigs are grown! The reactor is online!

Pompkin sleeping in the kitchen? He do that sometimes.

Somebody sold a cherry bomb?? (how dare they)

Summer 24:

I wake up to a pirate themed house! (Penny takes her roleplaying too seriously)

She broke the sign with the prismatic jelly, though :(

Big coop! Increased bird capacity!

Pompkin likes the peppers

funny how the young pigs are sleek handsome lads, and then the adult pigs look like old mobsters

(Don’t investigate the pigs, you don’t wanna hurt their feelings)

Belle fills the extra hay capacity in the coop; Erin suggests it’s in case they get peckish

Cool hat party! I’m not invited :(

Slumber party! We gossip and do each other’s hair

Summer 25:

Lil Phil makes Cam crack a smile

Cam and Emily are engaged! There will be no wedding.

I really need to upgrade my axe, this one ... just isn’t cutting it.

awww yeah, three copper ore, my not-hat is paying off!

“Why grow trees in the desert instead of the quarry?” Well, where are we gonna grow our rocks?

So many truffles... I did brought this upon myself

Erin asked for a cactus and I delivered, I am so good at foraging

Erin didn’t make it to bed, RIP

(somewhere in here: comparing Sam to Bart Simpson)

Summer 26:

last night was a blur, apparently!

everybody gets oil, don’t ask what it’s for!

Birds get bird names, dinos get dino names! I don’t see what’s so hard to understand!

(somewhere in here: welcome, Utahraptor!)

Upgrading my axe...

Lewis comments on how slick the oil is......

oh hey, here’s the potato juice from when we failed to make enough for Pam!

I walk in on Dwarf and Krobus having a spat

I get an Iridium Sprinkler as a surprise for Erin but she ruins it by asking for one

(Belle can’t commit crimes if Cam is sitting down)

Summer 27:

house big!! I can have the babies!

truffle hidden behind the corn...

commissioned a fish pond; or “comfissioned", if you will

Abigail plays flute in the rain, Belle photobombs

little green guy is there in spirit; this is, actually, little green guy erasure

Emily and Haley threw out a perfectly good pufferfish

hey, five iron ore! suffering my not-a-hat is totally worth it!

Summer 28:

Five megabombs in a crate!

duck threw everything out of quack

axe is back!!

hogs are getting out of their jurisdiction

rest assured that they will be put on paid administrative leave

trash has already done been gone through!

Jelly night!! (see gallery)

Fall 1?:

There will be no wedding. (see gallery)

TO-DO:

??? idk farm stuff?

upgrade coop again?

upgrade tools?

upgrade houses?

other construction? (still need a slutch!)

full farm redesign waits ‘til winter

still gotta do bundles

Stardrops??

Gallery (courtesy of Erin):

Jelly night!!

This is a hallucination, there will be no wedding for Cam and Emily.

[juniperberrypipebomb]

God forbid women yearn 2 megabombs

you want what

[nomaishuttle]

Had a great day in the skull cavern got my first prismatic shard used it to get the galaxy sword wowww awwsome got home woo wooo had a ton of gems to sell had enough iridium ore to make 2 entire iridium bars AWESOME. its 12:30 i ws heading to bed Guess who put down a megabomb. and blew up all my appliances. so now i have to start the day over. GRINS!!!!!!!

[aibreakingnews1]

Russian Ship Stranded Off Kent: A Floating Megabomb? New Update | AI Bre...

[yellowgnomeboots]

SDV Polestar Farm - 9 (foraging)

Summer 2 - Summer 10: Much of the same but I get a kitchen and reach Level 7 Foraging.

Summer 2 & 3 - I chop wood on my farm, go to the secret woods, and do a little fishing. I'm conflicted on how much fishing to do because I wasnt to keep the focus mostly on foraging.

Summer 4 - more of the same but now nature is healing outside my farm, so I chop it down again.

Level 6 foraging reached.

Summer 5 - same old... But I buy a megabomb at the traveling cart. I can't use it yet, but I will... and then I will blow myself up.

Summer 6 - foraged as much as I could today, and made 3500g just on forage!

Summer 7 - I'm buying my kitchen! I also decide I can catch 3 fish in each location, so as to not spend too much time fishing.

Summer 8 - I receive the Sashimi receip from Linus - a recipe I can actually make (when I have my kitchen)! Next goals are 10000g for gold axe upgrade, and 10000g for expanded backpack.

A train passes through the valley, but when I head up there, nothing falls off it? Is it because it is a Joja train? I don't know - the train has never dropped anything the last few months I've been playing on my phone so not sure if I'm unlucky or its the mobile version or what.

Summer 9 - ... I didn't write anything. Guess it was a normal day.

Summer 10 - The kitchen is done!

I rearrange a little bit but I need some more decorations.

I receive some stone in the mail which I combine with some purchased stone to finish a community centre bundle.

I decide to give everyone flowers today, but Linus is running away - come back! Also, look a tree I can chop down!

I reach Level 7 foraging, and learn to make tree fertiliser. This seems super useful but actually it requires stone which is in short supply around here.

[thyneighbors-wife]

my poor husband Elliot, on the day he returns from tour, we've just found out I'm pregnant; and he sees his wife grab a stack of crabcakes and megabombs