#meanwhile you pair the subtle spicy flavor of chili mango with a lemon or lime and its delightful
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So I fucking love jelly beans and was planning on doing a Jelly Quest 2025 because my mom got me the "49 flavors" bag for christmas. I was going to sort and rank them etc. So I looked up the product description online and:
Chili mango is my favorite flavor of all time and it's the only one NOT in the bag
"a little too hot" why are we willfully ignoring the absolutely brutal attack on the senses that is the cinnamon bean ?? The worst fucking one?? That doesn't pair well with ANY other bean in the bag??
#like you put 5 beans in your mouth and if one of them is cinnamon its fucking over#meanwhile you pair the subtle spicy flavor of chili mango with a lemon or lime and its delightful#i feel scammed cheated lied to etc
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