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prussianmemes · 2 years ago

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you can summon the demons and skinwalkers from the ghettos of hartford and new haven connecticut by putting up your old car for sale on facebook marketplace.

these creatures are of another world.

#the only normal people i've talked to have just been white guys with flannels and baseball hats on or what not #meanwhile the people from hartford send me shit like #'500 DOLLAR CASH MAN. I TRADE U AN IPHONE. MAN YOU COME TO ME?'#meanwhile this guy from vermont #who his picture is just him with his dog and in the woods #and is just sending me #'hello i see. i'll have to ask my cousin who is a mechanic. i'll come by next week here is my phone number. do you have a video of th-'#like it's normal conversation #meanwhile the urbanite skinwalkers have photos of themselves at the gas station or dressed like thug hunters #just incoherently babbling at me #kill the urbanite swine #txt

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