#meanwhile our favorite bitch boy starborne has never been touched before in his life and it hurts so bad that he can’t even see | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

10piecechickenmcnugget · 2 years ago

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starbornes canonically cannot handle pain well due to having never done anything ever in their lives (they even have a chance of getting blindness and slowness after taking damage) which means that o!purpled is a frail victorian child who feels way more pain than normal and fucking perishes every time someone even bumps into him and I live for it

#*projects violently onto a character that doesn’t exist*#mcyt #osmp #osmp purpled #purpled #ive learned recently that I feel more pain than most people (??? dont know what’s up with that) so I’m projecting onto my favorite loserboy #tommy will like jokingly punch him and purpled curls into a ball on the ground and cries for 15 minutes #but because I can’t let anyone have nice things I have to make this angsty #cause like… yeah it’s funny but also imagine Tommy play-hitting purpled cause it’s just a light punch and it shouldn’t hurt #meanwhile our favorite bitch boy starborne has never been touched before in his life and it hurts so bad that he can’t even see #and he falls over cause he’s so disoriented and why does it feel like this and and #meanwhile Tommys freaking the fuck out #okay that’s all I’ll be normal now (probably)

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