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tweedfrog · 4 months ago

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Everyone who thinks Criston Cole failing upwards is unrealistic in House of The Dragon needs to look at Halotus the food taster who had Emperor Claudius die on his watch (from poison ⁉️) and retained the food taster job under -> Nero and then when Nero died he somehow got a promotion to procurer under -> Emperor Galba like Criston is nowhere near the failure big leagues he needs to start accidentally killing more people and gaining even more promotions

#jaime lannister 🤝 halotus - getting their masters and phd in kingslaying #holotus ultimate winner tho because i feel like jaime will have a tragic end #meanwhile halotus died rich and okd with a somewhat rehabilitated public image #oh and he started off as a servant none of this lord or knight bs #criston cole #hotd #hotd spoilers #i reckon if one more emperor had died on halotus watch they wouldve just been like fuck it and made him emperor #he possibly aided in poisoning claudius which explains the job retention under nero #but absolutely doesnt explain the promotion under galba!??!

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