#meallanas like physically in her 40s the cranky old people disease is getting her

[otvlanga]

Scrolling through your blog like the morning news and got to the Neloth and Melleana mood board. I’ve never felt something in my soul like the first one. Cranky geezer (affectionate)

LMAO 😭 they are very much one of those boomer couples that post those “marriage sucks” memes on Facebook, and then eat dinner together whilst talking about random shit. No time for romance (just a little bit)

way back in the ye olde days of my blog, I paired them together as a silly joke because one of my mutuals suggested it, and I didn’t really take meallana seriously as an OC. Now they are unironically my staple grumpy old people meme ship and I truly wish them the best. (or worst because they’re both admittedly shitty people)

neloth eats pickled mushrooms for the stellar academic benefits (getting super high and inventing a new element) and meallana lets him float violently into walls.