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finally having so much renarin pov after all this time is truly wonderful beyond words but unfortunately since i relate So heavily to him basically every other line is a catastrophic personal attack from which i will never recover
#brandon: renarin is neurodivergent! renarin hid a huge secret that took a massive toll on him! renarin has low self esteem! renarin is gay!#me: 🧍#wat spoilers#<- i guess lol
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I started the Lotus Blossoms (Nezha and SWK), Spider Monkey (SQ and SWK), Pudding Duo/Shadow Lecture (Macaque and Tang), Forest Fires (Erlang and SWK) family dynamics
Never forget
NEVER FORGET
#no cause i’ve been bullied for this so many timesndkdndkxn#me: nezha and swk are going to be friends!!!#everyone: stfu#me: 🧍#and then the whole SQ and SWK thing just made sense with how they bullied each other#Benched was Tang being bullied by his in-law#it’s the funniest shit man
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Remembering when I saw a TikTok saying Wrong Place Wrong Time was underrated and I had to just awkwardly scroll like I didn’t lose a piece of my sanity ranting about how much I hated that episode
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Nobody can shut up about my dad's weight and diet and losing weight, gaining weight etc and it is so infuriating and triggering but the one time I finally say "I don't want to talk abt weight right now, it stresses me out" my mom heaves this huge sigh and says "well it stresses me out that you are always going on about I don't wanna talk about this, I don't wanna talk about that 🙄" like tbh go fuck yourself, I don't feel bad for you in this case bc maybe if you hadn't spent your whole life AND MINE mired in diet culture then maybe neither of us would be having this problem ya cunt
#my mother who has been on every diet known to mankind and put me on diets when i was a small child:#''i dont like that you dont like talking about diets and weight''#me: 🧍#disgruntled octopus
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every time i buy baby food for my rat i wonder if the cashier looks at me and thinks i have a baby
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Pov you read something and now you’re having emotions but all of your like two friends and significant other just happen to not feel those things or not want to talk to you about them:
I’m up to date with heartstopper again can you tell /j
#ranting#yeah#sexuality is a concept man#I would rather not bother with these emotions but yk#all my ace friends:#me: 🧍
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you know on the one hand maybe it's a shame that the person i had a huge crush on a few months ago is flirting with me Now and not when i was into them but on the other hand it's probably for the best because we are not fucking compatible,
#me: [joke that was intended platonically]#them: if you wanna kiss me just say that#me: you wish#them: yeah i do wish#me: 🧍#i have too much raw sex appeal for someone who is entirely too autistic and aromantic for any of this.#a tag
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no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity
#we used to be a proper country#or something#this post is brought to you by me coming back from work and being like okay what now 🧍🏻♂️#i mean obviously i have stuff to do but these are just chores and what i need what i have been programmed to need is a 40 minute long#episode of stupid cw show with a gay ship that's never gonna go canon... :(((#tumblr#fandom
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YAHOOO BAD PIC BUT YIPPEE
“My heart returns to you like spring / Awakening with April rain”
(Faulkner, 1-2)
#me on cat print like#OUGH this is an expensive silly indulgence#cat print: yeah so this paper this texture this size for four is 15$#me: 🧍
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noooooo my best friend slash roommate apparently ate all 3 packages of pasta i bought last time so if i want to eat dinner today i need to embark on a journey to the supermarket but it's so fucking cold jdhdbd
#me: i cant find the pasta i bought do you remember where we put it#her: there's no pasta i ate it long time ago lol#me: 🧍#two days ago there was the same situation with bread i think i might need to convince her to tell me when she eats the last package of#something so i can restock our shelves in advance#bread is a tricky one tho#because she doesn't eat bread#so i generally but half a loaf for myself to take to school with me#but sometimes during the night she makes herself toasts and two toast are 4 slices of bread so whenever that happens i don't have anything#to eat at uni and have to improvise#but at the same time i can't but a full loaf because if she doesn't make toasts i usually don't manage to eat the whole bread by myself#no good solution for that
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there's a line between encouraging people to keep an open mind about DAV and pretending the layoffs don't matter & the grim internal reports regarding DAI's production didn't happen and I need 'True Fans' to find it quickly
#and when the 'Fake Fans' leave and its just us sitting in a shrinking community that cant tolerate criticism🧍🏾♀️ what then#lore: posting at 4am because a drunk text woke me up and now I cant fall back asleep
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Kurt wagner... *clenching fists
Did you know there's a 'what if' of Raven raising Kurt (who she named Michael). I kinda hate half of it but it's actually quite good,,, the art it's my fav part
#x men#kurt wagner#xmen rogue#xmen mystique#using tags to ask dumb questions#would you guys hate me#if i drew anime girl logurt#🧍🧍#nightcrawler#sorry for the yapping#i just really like kurt
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thinking very hard about the concept of a machine finding appreciation/fascination for a person's heartbeat or breathing, similarly to how a person would find the hum of a machine's inner parts running to be pleasing to listen to or feel
#can anyone hear me. hello#sorry for computer liking on main. it will happen again#too scared to tag this as anything 🧍
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*wedding bell
ringing aggressively*
#fields of mistria#fom march#look normally i though im not into self ship or oc canon#nothing wrong with taht btw just not for me#but it turns out#i am down bad for red hair tsundere characters#or characters who tell me fuck off#🧍#thats my type since like#i was 13 playing rune factory.
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MC:*watching Lucifer and Diavolo dance together at a party* Do you think Lucifer and Diavolo have ever kissed?
Barbatos:*sitting next to MC sipping on a glass of demonus* I know they’ve had intercourse before.
MC: Even I know that. But I’m asking if you think they’ve kissed.
#I stole this joke from twitter 🧍🏼♀️#once in awhile I get hit with dialuci brainrot and it’s horrible#anyways!!!-#dialuci#obey me!#obey me shitpost#obey me shenanigans#obey me mc#obey me barbatos#incorrect quotes#om!#obey me incorrect quotes#ro’s dumb stuff tag!#surprise it’s queue!#obey me#obey me diavolo#obey me lucifer#obey me dialuci#happy birthday diavolo 🎉
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“I’m working,” Crowley growled, snatching the paper out of Aziraphale’s hand to throw it back at him. He resolutely ignored the way it spiralled uselessly in the air instead of landing anywhere near his target. “Minesweeper doesn’t count just because it’s on your work computer.”
( author/editor au )
sometimes u just wanna draw a guy on his puter. ref & timelapse👇
#me: i just wannana idk trace a guy for ten minutes as a treat#also me: fully inks and colours a whole thing#ok 🧍🏻#rat draws#editor au#good omens#gomens#crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands
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