#me: i fucking itch 😡😡😡

[sadkachow]

you know, i can emphasize with jane prentiss. not just cause of the “wanting to be loved” thing, though i can for that as well.

but if i constantly had that bug bite itchy feeling, i’d probably start killing people too.

[urhoneycombwitch]

hate miscommunication trope 😡 love silly misunderstands where there's little to no hurt 😁

Introducing Eddie to a friend like "this is my.... date" and it works because it's a wedding or a party or whatever and technically, yeah, he is your date but it's the first time you've ever really had to stop and think like "What Are You To Me?" because Eddie is just Eddie, your Eddie. What are you supposed to call him? You guys are dating... maybe? Did anyone ever establish that?

And it rolls off Eddie in stride until later in the night he starts thinking... And then he can't stop thinking about it. You paused. Why did you pause? Is he not your boyfriend? Are you embarrassed of him? Did you forget the word for boyfriend? Do you have boyfriend amnesia? Because he's just spent all his time with you very much in the role of Boyfriend™

It isn't until he's driving y'all home that the itch becomes unbearable and he's blurting out "Why didn't you introduce me as your boyfriend?"

"I don't know. I mean... are you?"

"Yeah! Why wouldn't I be?" He's astonished, bamboozled, befuddled that you could even have doubts

"Well... you didn't ask me." And Oh... He forgot one crucial step. In Eddie's head, he went "I am Boyfriend now" without actually consulting you about that decision- but you seemed to go along with it just fine!

Then he gets huffy, all sighs and pouting "Yeah, well, you didn't ask me either 🙄🙄"

Then the whole rest of the ride home is just arguing about who's gonna ask first and when your anniversary would be, today or like two months ago when you both just mentall decided you were dating

LOLLLL this is so cute and silly. so him. the anniversary debate goes on until the third year, until finally he says Fuck It and claims them both as ur actual anniversary. twice the sweet lil gifts and insane post-diner sex 🤩🤩🤩

[velarisdusk]

hi there! first of all, i’d like to say that your writing is PHENOMENAL and i thoroughly have enjoyed your fics ☺️ second of all, I HAVE AN ITCH THAT NEEDS TO BE SCRATCHED!! ever since i read the chapter in ACOWAR where tamlin taunts rhys by describing how he had fucked feyre, i have NEEDED someone to write a little azriel x reader one shot of a similar scenario.

so if you’re comfortable and have the time, maybe you could indulge me with some possesive az! something along the lines of reader’s jealous former lover describes their past escapades to azriel in typical dickhead fashion. could turn smutty if you want! i need him biblically 🥲

omg i appreciate it loads :’) thank you so much for reading, im happy to hear you’re enjoying my self indulgence taken too far lol

but yes the “When you fuck her, have you ever noticed that little noise she makes right before she climaxes?”

LISTEN. my first read through of that chapter i was like woah.. FUCK tamlin 😡. my SECOND read through, i was like.. woah…. fuck🫦 tamlin…...🥵 *debby ryan hair tuck* BECAUSE THAT LINE WAS?????? SO OUT OF POCKET BUT SO HOT??????? like a “yeah i had her first ;) yk that thing you think only you know? i know it too and i knew it first.”

basically yes i will marry you write this, im getting a head start on kinktober stuff so ill add this to the list of stuff to write when im sick of kinktober

[000life-is-meaningless000]

I always got this feeling like there's something Greater,

But what that greater is I have no fucking idea ?

. . .

My brain is so fucking stupid, it doesn't have the goddamn ability to figure out what it is that I keep getting it's like it's like I have a notification inside my brain or inside my soul but I'm not able to click it it's like I have an itch but I can't scratch it I have an emotion that I can't open up and it keeps nagging me I have no way to Access the feeling ?

Cuz it's kind of constant nagging emotion of there is greater you should not be sad and feel that life is meaningless there is a higher purpose

BUT, WHAT IN THE FUCK COULD THAT POSSIBLY MEAN SOME MUMBO JUMBO NEW AGE PSEUDO - SPIRITUAL BULLSHIT ?

😡

[sebsxphia]

Meeting Bob at the hard deck then he offered to drive you home but you leave a jacket or something in his car. He’s nervous to text you but figures this is a good way to see you again so asks if he can bring it over in the morn. You wake up early to get ready to look like you woke up effortlessly and answer the door in a tiny little night dress, inviting him in, dying for him to make a move but he’s just too polite🥺🥵😡😡😡

oh this is so good!!!!! because you’re making all the effort too because you’re so nervous and excited to see him again, he just doesn’t realise it!!!!!

you’re leant up against the doorframe, fluttering your lashes and giving him your best ‘fuck me’ eyes. “do you want to come in for some coffee? i just popped the kettle on.” he shakes his head and steps away from your front door.

“oh, no. no i couldn’t. thank you though.” nodding and giving you his politest smile, he turns on his heel to leave but you call out to him. you’re just itching to have him. “you know, if you had stayed the night, you would’ve had the coffee anyway.”

he’d be blushing like a damn fool!!!!!!

thank you so much for this sweet lil idea dear anon!!! 💌

[littlepancake]

so years ago in my late teens / early 20s i used to do para para dancing A LOT and in fact it helped me to lose weight and better my health (because i didn’t take very good care of myself back then because i had a lot of unresolved mental health issues), but since starting ensemble stars, i’m itching to do para para again.

and i’m fucking DETERMINED to learn the trick with treat dance 2wink does. imma make this happen. imma learn it. 😡😡😡

[roguestarsailor]

You know what I blame that guy for giving me shingles 😡. Stressed me out enough for this to happen!!! And I might toss that thrifted sweater while I’m at it… anyways this fucken sucks. I can’t sleep at all anymore because my neck just constantly twitching and stinging and itching. I rolled around so much in bed and it seems I can only sleep in 2 ish hour intervals before I’m woken up by the pain and the only time I can sleep is when I’m exhausted enough to be lulled back to sleep! Do you know what I am doing when I can’t sleep??? THINK!!!!! I don’t want to think and reflect and break down my interactions with people and cringing about my social skills or being too selfish or not being more considerate! I’m miserable! The doc was like I need to rest up and not stress but listen man I’m trying to sleep more but this pain isn’t helping me.

Another added level of stress is that the physical reaction could go away but you can also have permanent damage to your nerves and be permanently in pain!! ISNT THAT FUCKED UP??? Because I didn’t know what this was I waited 2 days longer than I should have to get this checked out and plus another day because the pharmacy wasn’t opened last night so the medication might not even work for me now. Im just living on a prayer tbh that it goes away and I don’t get permanent damage to my nerves.

[starbornsinger]

day 1:

i love that celaena was up all night reading we are already bonding

pls why am i sad ben died like we never even met him WHY AM I SAD

sam is SO FINE and for what. for what

shame he's gonna fucking DIE

yo but why arobynn kinda fine 🥴🥴🥴🥴

sam unbuttoned the top button of his shirt and i??? i am a whore for it? am i this touch starved?

i would die for celaena this sexy bitch

ah yes, my favourite pasttime: starting bar fights

yrene is so cute oh god im so gay??? her beauty scratches a brain itch

considering i read acotar first, i got used to sjm's improved writing style and plotting and stuff, but this is still good!! it's more simplistic but still very enjoyable. i just prefer more elaborate writing like her current style. but mmmm this is tasty

ok so i already know a lot of spoilers and the gist of the series like shes a princess or whatever and she ran away but idrk anything else but i love the subtle foreshadowing and poking at her past?? and her smelling terrasen on the wind earlier had me just 🥺🥺🥺

THE HUGGGGGGGGGGGGG AHHHHHHHH

nvm arobynn isn't sexy anymore 😡😡😡

not celaena memorizing the whole ass building i- 🙄🤚🏻 go read a book or something goddamn

i genuinely already love this like i feel a strange protective affection for the series???

man i wish i owned a hard copy of the series but oops im pirating on my kindle 😳 Hahah get it pirating

i already made a playlist oh no

just started reading the assassin's blade, wish me luck 🥲 i'm in for a world of pain

i might update this thread with my reactions to the book/series, i promise it'll be funny

[zoomclown]

I can empathize with her for both of those reasons, but also because she came to the institute looking for help, but never realized they never intended to help her.

The whole time all they wanted was to witness her suffering. Watch her lose herself. Watch her squirm.

Like a bug being burned by a microscope.

you know, i can emphasize with jane prentiss. not just cause of the “wanting to be loved” thing, though i can for that as well.

but if i constantly had that bug bite itchy feeling, i’d probably start killing people too.