#me: *totally plausible sounding explanation delivered with the utter certainty of someone who is very much not an expert*
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yeah im in touch with my masculine side *confidently says the most incorrect shit you have ever heard in your life*
#the amount of authority i manage to project#while making wild guesses#you would not believe#i try to temper it online due to the misinformation highway#but don’t ever ask me a question about how something works in real life#i WILL have a barely educated guess and i WILL sound so so confident about it#inspired by a recent interaction with my poor husband#him: *innocuous question*#me: *totally plausible sounding explanation delivered with the utter certainty of someone who is very much not an expert*#me: … actually i don’t know if that’s true. but i was very confident about it so it might be#him: you sound confident about EVERYTHING
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