#me when the parents can spot their kids a mile away: 🥰

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ok i do need to ask, do we like KNOW know that some egg admins have been playing as other silly npcs during this downtime or are we speculating. like i've seen people identifying admins with varying strength of basis since the eggs first existed but like. for a while there anytime an npc spoke portuguese everyone thought it was richas and then occasionally it would be agent 18 lmao so. . . are we doing that now or do we like Know lmfao

oh and to be clear i do mean varying strength; people were apparently spotting a leo admin's speech patterns earlier and since leo has such a distinct pattern (tho i'm not fluent in spanish LMAO) i'm inclined to believe that. but yea for a while people seemed to think portuguese=richas and to be fair there weren't many non-english npcs for a WHILE and really no portuguese besides richas (that we knew of) but it does mean i'm a bit more skeptical now when the audience starts trying to clock npc admins lmfao

[gloomyluvr]

EMBARAZADO

in which miles just wants to talk to his gf 🤷🏻‍♀️

fem!plussize!latina reader x miles morales

(anyone can read tho)

fluff guys. just fluff.

warnings!: i know jackshit about the comics so if like nothing is lore accurate or wtv im sorry. 100% Self indulgent. ik miles is a bit of a no sabo (😣) but we’re gonna pretend hes a bit more fluent 🥰

a/n: hey bitchess im back. you alr know i had to write for my bae miles. first miles fic and first fic in a year so sorry if this is bad.

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“ughh im so tired bro. apenas ‘stoy terminando the english homework.” y/n yawned into her phone. miles had called her as he finished his rounds swinging around the city making sure it was as safe as it could possibly be. 

“ugh, i have to do it when i get back to my dorm.” miles grunted as he swung from building to building. 

“i’ll send you a copy of mine if you need a reference.” miles only hummed in response. y/n had noticed the sound of the strong wind had calmed down. the phone on her desk suddenly buzzing. it was miles requesting a facetime call. 

“contesta! you have to see this view!” miles exclaimed. y/n answered with her camera turned off. 

“hmm. that looks amazing.”

“un dia, im taking you to all my favorite spots.” miles promised. he turned his camera to face him and that’s when he noticed y/ns camera was turned off. “heyy! turn on your camera. i wanna see your face!”

“ughh noooo! i look so fugly rn. i look like that weird dog filter on snapchat!” y/n turned her camera. she propped her phone up against her laptop.

“wait... that was a filter?” miles raised his eyebrow. 

“hey!!!! que malo!” she turned her camera off which miles responded to in protest. 

“nooo! im kidding y/nnn. pleaseee i wanna see your beautiful facee!” y/n complied smiling as she finally let miles clearly see her face. 

“hermosa!!!” miles jokingly blew kissed towards his phone. 

“ughhh stop it! that’s so embarrassing.” 

“how is me calling my novia ‘hermosa’ embarrassing? are you embarrassed of me” miles jokingly gasped as if he were offended. 

“YES!!” 

“WHATT?”

“miles, when i first heard about you it was cuz you pulled someones hair out!! that’s so embarrassing!” y/n laughed while miles cringed at the memory. 

“it was a total accident! i can’t believe you’re using this against me!” miles once again grunted as he resumed swinging. 

“are you embarazado?” y/n burst out in laughter at her own joke. miles tried not to laugh but hearing y/n’s laugh, he couldn’t keep it in.

“yes, estoy very embarazado.” he said as serious as he could. y/n only laughed more. “that’s so stupid bro. i can’t believe you’re dying at that.” he chuckled. once y/n calmed down miles spoke again, “is your roommate there?”

y/n looked behind her where her bunkbed was. “nope, i think she went to stay with her parents for the weekend. why?”

“so i could come over. no vas ir con tus papas?”

“nah, they’re outta town, remember?” miles hummed in response.

“amor, open your window please.” y/n did as miles asked. once he was fully inside, y/n engulfed him in a hug.

“hi love.” she sleepily said. 

“hi mi amor.” he kissed her forehead. 

“‘m so tiredd. changeee i wanna go mimis already.” y/n let go and went to lay down on the bottom bunk. she went and got comfy under her covers while waiting for miles to change into the pj’s she kept for him. once he was changed he turned the lights off. miles was back in front of y/n, putting some random netlifx show on y/n’s laptop.

finally he got on the bed and under the covers. y/n sighed as she cuddled up against miles.

“imagine if your mom saw us. god, poor mrs. morales would have a heart attack.”

“nah my mom adores you. imagine if YOUR dad saw us. he’d kill us!” 

“no he wouldn’t. he loves you! i think he loves you more than he loves me.”

“hmmm you’re right. im just better than you” miles shrugged.

“ok. fuck you.” y/n jokingly tried pushing miles away but he wouldn’t let go.

“nope. you’re staying here.” 

“hmm, im fine with that.”

[thaleleah]

TAL I’VE MISSED YA GIRL 🩷 

first off… godless part 1 was amazinggg - that TALENT ✨ literally true perfection omg omg i’m going so feral over it rn i can’t wait for part 2 cause that’s where the real fun begins 😈

it's like I love them but i also hate them because of their own selfish choices that they made, that fucked up my sisters and i’s lives. the lesson i take in all of this is how to be a good mother to my future kids

…he actually did fuck the maid when he was married to my mom 😂

omg tal the threesome with austin and tom had me foaming at the mouth 👀 like… yes, please 🥰

i’ve actually been doing really good, how are you doing? i missed you soooo much 🩷

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Babes! Hiiiiiiiiii 🧡 I missed you too!

Thank you so much! What a compliment! Idk about "perfection" but I do my best 👀 😘

Yes, exactly! I have an entire list of things I will and won't do as a parent based solely on my own childhood experiences and even the shit I've seen my friends go through. As far as raising me and being a good mother, my momma did a pretty damn good job imo. She's my best friend. She never did the bullshit "because i said so" shit, when I got in trouble she talked with me afterwards and made sure i understood why i got in trouble, she always put me first and took my feelings into consideration . . . EXCEPT when it came to my stepdad. He's the only thing she fucked up on and it was a big fuck up. Like...yikes. Which makes it all the more worse cause if she was a bad mom then I could just drop her and never have to deal with my stepdad again. But I can't 😭 I guess my main lesson I take from everything is what I want and don't want in a partner. And how to spot red flags a mile away 🙄 If someone can make it through my trust issues and prove themselves worthy, I'll marry them on the spot.

HE FUCKED THE MAID TOO 😭😭😭 I can't with your dad. I really can't. Someone take his horn-dog card away from him. He doesn't need it anymoreeeeeee

Praying to God I have the threesome dream tonight. Like....I know I've been bad and I'm literally writing a fic about Billy the Kid fucking a nun and making her have the moral/religious dilemma of her life but....please? 🙏🏻

Good! I'm glad you've been having some good days! You deserve it! I've been okay. Going through writer's block like I have been can be really hard sometimes cause writing is my happy space and when I can't do it, I get really depressed. But I wrote a little yesteday and I'm hoping to write more tonight sooooo fingers crossed

[owlsinathens]

HotD Episode 2 or TOW Ramsay Bolton in his famous Legolas cosplay is holding a very big egg

(Srsly, I might be having hallucinations, but even Daemon's voice at times sounds like Iwan's Ramsay voice. And he looks a bit like him too, only washed out and a lot less good-looking*)

Oh and speaking of voices, is it me with my screwed perception or is Mysaria's accent similar to Shae's? Only in Mysaria it sounds like she's copying Shae's accent and isn't entirely successful. I should stop comparing everything to GoT. Yeah I won't.

Alright, now that I got the Daemon-bashing off my chest... I have to confess they totally got me with the new intro because a) it's a nice addition to/adaptation of the GoT intro which I will never not love, b) I dig all the thick fake blood, gives me Sweeney Todd vibes, and c) did I mention I'm basic af and easy to delight, so yeah I like it.

The choosing a kingsguard scene is really interesting. Mostly because it has given me minimum 2 more Greysnow ficlet ideas, which I may or may not write for Greysnow week in February. Not sure what to think of Criston Cole yet, he seems too smooth. Good-looking bugger tho.

Can I say, urgh at Viserys going for Alicent but THANK FUCK he's not going for Laena. I mean, I knew he's going to marry Alicent bc Otto is a scheming scarecrow and Viserys is lonely and sad and not immune to her charms and because I read the Wiki of Ice and Fire stuff etc etc, but I was STILL relieved af to see that this Viserys has more scruple than his gilded namesake descendant. And god that kid reciting the lines trained into her by her parent(s? Rhaenys I'm narrowing my eyes at you a lot) is heartbreaking. Ugh. UGH.

The ship. The SHIP. The Rhaenyra/Alicent friends to lovers to enemies thing in the making is intriguing, to say the least. And oh poor badass Rhaenyra (she was SO cool when confronting Legoramsay) - her face when Viserys announces he means to marry Alicent, oh oh oh 🥺 (Btw as much as I'm looking forward to Emma D'arcy's more mature Rhaenyra, I do have a soft spot for Milly Alcock, I think she's doing a wonderful job!)

That fucking egg tho. Not that I'm complaining, it gave me some more sick dragon action. Dragons dragons dragons 🥰🥰🥰 And it's Dreamfyre's egg? I wonder/hope we get to see her too.

Honourable mention of House Mallister being mentioned, three cheers for Patrek's ancestors!

Also I know it's pathetic but I almost fell off the couch in my absolute enthusiasm for having the Iron Islands mentioned. Reaving and reaping, as always *tsk* Now where is Dalton Greyjoy? A Sea Snake might be all well and good, but I wanna see The Red Kraken!

Anyway, that's it for this episode. Sorry for subjecting you to my thoughts, but I fear that'll be a weekly staple as long as the show is running. Still casually liking it.

*This of course is highly subjective. Shit-talking Daemon might be my new favourite thing. I like it more than whiskers on kittens. Don't @ me everyone needs a hobby 🙈 but I promise it's all in good fun, I'm miles away yet from taking this show too seriously.