#me when someone pulls out a joke i've heard before: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [genuine laugh of glee] YOU'RESO RIGHT let me use my line | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

fictional-worlds-are-exquisite · 3 months ago

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as a customer service worker please go ahead and make the joke i've heard 50 times before at this point i've perfected my response and i just know i'm going to ACE this part of the conversation, if you say something new I will have to teach myself the correct response all over again and it will be awkward, just repeat the same joke PLEASE i'm so excited to bring out my perfected response!!!

NOTE: THIS ONLY APPLIES TO ME, TRY THIS WITH OTHER CUSTOMER SERVICE WORKERS AT YOUR OWN RISK

#other customer service workers may kill you with their mind!!!#me when someone pulls out a joke i've heard before: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [genuine laugh of glee] YOU'RESO RIGHT let me use my line #rip to all the customers that were guinea pigs to get me to this point though #if you call and say 'i want to place an order' you will have the smoothest interaction with me ever #if you call and say something like 'i want to talk to someone regarding the legality of xyz' i'll go 👁️👄👁️ um.#i haven't heard that query before i don't have any rehearsed responses um. idk

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