#me too UNless ur a Jew

[bsof-maarav]

it's good this is my only social media and that i've insulated myself from the worst of this place. i'm not watching that video. i understand the value in bearing witness. but for me, it's like this. i know what's been happening to the hostages already, i don't need to be convinced. i don't want to violate them further by watching the beginning of the worst part of their lives and i don't want to be even more secondhand traumatized either. it would make me less, not more, able to do what i can do to be of use to the hostages.

but even more than i'm not watching that video, i'm not watching the absolutely psychopathic response to it by the mobs who are indulging in an orgy of probably the two oldest forms of hatred in the world--misogyny and antisemitism.

when i heard this video would be released, i had that impulse to hope that maybe now my former friends and community would finally get it. but it's not the case. we've all known this whole time. there's been no mystery about what kind of violence the go-pro wearing terrorists are perpetrating. we've already seen enough to know, even without seeking it out. journalists have described it thoroughly as well. if someone says they need to see something more explicit for "proof," they're nothing but consumers of terrorist torture porn. it's pure רַע

i'm not even going to try writing any appeals about these womens' humanity because anyone who doesn't get it, that's because they don't want to get it and they probably never will. they're getting off on this dehumanizing violence and trying to join it as part of the virtual mob. they're empty people and they are not going to change.

we are looking directly at this hate, some of us for the first time, and it's a window through time, through which we can see what many generations of Jews, and particularly Jewish women, have seen before. the violence and hatred is unchanging. only the technology of the violence has changed. the violence itself has not. the hatred has not. we know more about every previous age now, more about how our ancestors' hearts felt when they were breaking, the fear and anger, the determination to survive and make something better.

it's unbearable to know how outnumbered we are, how much of the world is morally and ethically dead when it comes to us, and how many of them accept, deny, are indifferent to, or celebrate this violence against us. it always has been unbearable, untenable, and yet we're here: the latest in a long line of generations who move forward even when it feels impossible, and do what we can to make a better world for the next ones with the conviction that no one should be hurt like this. never again.

and now i'm going back to listening to Israeli music. because i try to experience some kind of peace and calm each day, whatever i can, so i will have some strength to send. through davening, i try to send strength to the hostages to help them survive. we're one family, and all deeply connected. i have to hope that it helps in some way.

if you want to say Mi Sheberach and Tehillim for these women and don't know how, please reach out. or just daven from the heart for them, dedicate it to their merit, say each of their names out loud. light an extra Shabbat candle for them. set an extra place at your table. put something about them in a public place to make their reality present there. you'll have to protect it from attack. but do it anyway.

and if you want to know what you can do to pressure your political representatives or organizations to do something to free these captives, and all of the captives, i'll be here to talk about that as well.

[al-kol-eleh]

I haven't watched this, but pay attention to the title. "Growing Evidence of Hamas' Sexual Crimes Against Women During the Attack, Israeli Investigators Say"

There has been evidence of sexual crimes during the October 7th attack from the very beginning provided by Hamas themselves. What else can you reasonably call the footage of Shani Louk's naked body being spit on in the streets? Naama Levy barefoot, and being dragged by her hair with her pants soaked in blood? Noa Argamani screaming in terror as she's being abducted on a motorcycle? As soon as bodies started to be recovered there were reports of women and girls whose pelvises were broken and whose genitals and internal organs were mutilated. There were videos of interrogations where captured terrorists admitted to raping women-I believe one man expressly said "dirty them". The IDF screened footage captured from the terrorists' GoPro cameras. There were survivor testimonies.

And what did you do?

When the euphoria of "resistance" wore off you alternated between denying every piece of evidence, claiming that if any rapes did occur they were justified, and most despicably accusing the victims of racism. Video evidence of dead women unclothed from the waist down meant nothing, you insisted on seeing them raped on camera or else claiming atrocity propaganda. (Too bad for you; our sisters' agony is not your porn.) UNWomen waited nearly 60 days before offering one of the most tepid responses in history that managed to add insult to injury by making it about all women Israeli and Palestinian. (Yes, men who gang rape women are probably likely to rape a little closer to home. We've been saying that.) So, no, you don't get to present this as though it is a new and developing story. You don't get to present this as finally coming to light. The evidence has been there from day one. We have been talking and then screaming about this for two months before you deigned to notice. You are not the heroes.

[al-kol-eleh]

Corrected Subtitles via egy_atheist

Apostate Prophet

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EDIT: the post is still there but you need to be logged into Twitter/X

Hi have you seen the video of the 5 female hostages from Nir Oz? I made it a point to not watch any videos from Oct 7 or any of the other hostage videos Hamas publishes. But this one I had to see. And I feel physically sick thinking about what those girls are going through for the last 7 (almost 8) months. The more I think about it the more anger I feel. I am so so disappointed in all these feminists all these female celebrities siding with literal terrorists. Im just so so mad that I cant even put it into words properly.

Have I, Nonnie. -_- We all knew the kidnapping was bad, but it's still not like actually seeing it, right? Even seeing "just" a version that's partly censored (for example, at one point you'll notice there's a body of a girl still in her pajama pants, lying right in front of the girls being taken as hostages, and to preserve the murdered girls' dignity, in accordance with our Jewish value of כבוד המת, whenever the camera is about to show anything identifying of her, the footage cuts off).

Keep in mind, a part of what's so hard about watching the vid isn't just seeing human beings attacked and degraded, that's always awful, but it's especially terrible seeing these girls still in their pajamas, knowing that they were unarmed and weren't trained to fight. I can't stress enough how vulnerable and defenseless they were. Which makes everything worse, but especially seeing the patterns of where they've been bloodied, given that they didn't have any training to put on a fight: around their intimate parts and around the mouth.

BTW, 19 years old Naama Levil mentions in the vid she has a Palestinian friend. She did, she was a peace activist. Her mother said in one interview that a part of what hurts so much is that Naama was victimized exactly by the people she had faith in.

I want to share the vid, I'll just point out that the English subtitles are not completely accurate. One thing is that a terrorist says to one of the girls, "You are more beautiful" (as in, they're choosing which one of them is gonna get which girl, and he decided on her, because he thinks she's "more beautiful" than the other ones), but it's translated as "You are so beautiful." The second thing is that "sabaya" was translated as "the girls who can get pregnant." Which isn't untrue, but we know that Islamist terrorist organizations, like ISIS, use it as a term for sex slaves. Here's a reference to that:

Here's the vid, under the cut.

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[d3vdgvrlll]

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<name> maya

<age> 16- female

okay basically im like actually insane, ik everyone says that but dont try me lol. ive gotten backshots to my account like a million times, so i rlly dont have energy to do this againnnnn. i am kinky asf and prolly a hypersexual so if u dont fw that suck my clit ig???? basically, i girlblog but its like acc insane posting. if u dont like it just block, dont report. i post alot of nsfw shit, whether it be sexual or not, dont take it as an invitation to be innapropriate with me. (unless ur my age i jus don wan creeps in my dms anymore) I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT CAL GABRIEL AND MUSIC AS WELL!!!! same with media and shit. diagnosed OCD, PTSD, depression etc;

<DNI> NONE!!!! i literally do not give a single fuck. wanna kill people? chill. wanna rape girls? idc. nazi? sick opinion dude i hate jews too (im a practicing jew lol). racist? sick. say slurs ur not supposed to say? me too brah. schizo? hell yes kiss me. murderous? im alr wet. like i genuinely condone it all idc, ive seen so much shit in my life atp i just ball. not a bad person, just tired. or maybe i am a bad person, idrc.

<TW> gore, 3d, self hvrm, tcc, and lowk schizo posting

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<my husbands> cal, spencer reid, felix catton, sid from skins, tate langdon (i know im basic 😔), joel miller, oberyn martel, joe goldberg, love quinn, victoria pedretti, emily prentiss, etc

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[tikkunolamresistance]

Thank u for "taking" (lol) the url of a pro hamas holocaust-denying jewfaker. Amazing how that dumbass deleted all their shit and ur the thief lol 😂 also why do gen z pro palis constantly tell ppl to kill themselves but get suicidal over the fact their parents had them do chores

can’t speak on the jew faker part but the hamas sympathy and holocaust denying was very hurtful then they would trample on other jewish users who disagreed with them. very rude.

as for the second part of your ask, i don’t appreciate the condescending tone used here to describe our youth, but the free palestine movement offers them purpose and community in an era where isolation is a major issue. for many of the younger gen z crowd, this is their first i/p flare up and they are only just learning about any of this now.

in a world that disenfranchises gen z for being too young, too online, and all these other things, the free palestine movement gives them the feeling they can make effective change and doesn’t require them to actually… do or learn anything. they made encampments that did nothing to advance their cause in any sincere manner, unless terrifying college jews is their cause (which for some it is).

that’s what makes combating their brand of vitriol so difficult too. they’ve adopted a political movement as an identity tied to their self worth. i did that when i was younger though i managed to not be a massive bigot while doing so.

my heart is telling me to give them grace, they are pretty much teens after all, but i’m not going to. i am going to call them what they are: antisemitic bigots aiding islamists with their rhetoric.

disclaimer: this is just my conjecture on the subject. i’m not in college anymore and these thoughts of mine come from listening to my college aged family members, the news, and online vent spaces designed to allow jewish college students to air their concerns.

[al-kol-eleh]

Ed Leon Klinger

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[bsof-maarav]

I just talked to one of the handful of friends I have left from my former community and found out that a specific former mutual friend, one who particularly prides herself on being a feminist, is straight up denying the hamas rapes, demanding "forensic evidence" and claiming it's all "Israeli propaganda."

I just have no more words left. I knew it was bad and I left behind what little social media I had in the first days after October 7th because I saw enough to know that I wasn't going to be able to be in this community anymore, I saw enough to know that I wasn't going to be hanging out with this crowd ever again. But I didn't stay long enough to watch every particular individual do and say the monstrous things that it turns out so many of them have been doing and saying.

I just left. And for a lot of them, I deliberately didn't look. I deliberately didn't look too closely at anything this woman was doing, for example--I thought it would hurt too much if it was bad. I thought it was better to just consider this part of my life over, to remember these people as they were to me before. I didn't want to know. I was leaving anyway.

Piecemeal, I saw some egregious things from some of my former friends. Glorifying self immolation...calling for the genocide of Jews...Holocaust inversion...claiming the hostages deserved it...denying that Jews are indigenous to anyplace on this earth...people who have utilized our words and symbols for their own liberation movements, wholesale denying the humanity of the people who made those words and symbols in the first place.

Every new piece of news I learn about who is dehumanizing us and with what rationale is just profoundly dispiriting.

No matter how many ways these people should be able to relate and make a human connection, they refuse to. Everything in their supposed values should enable them to hold the truth of what is happening to us. But it doesn't.

They're willing to treat Jews, especially Israeli Jews, in a way they would never accept for anyone else, in a way they would strenuously resist for anyone else--in fact, they strenuously resist much less serious things for anyone and everyone else! and that just breaks me. It means they never had the values that I thought we shared. It's all been a lie.

I froze things in time for some months, to some degree, accepting it was bad enough to be over, but not wanting to know the details. But with every new detail it's undeniable: there is no moral compass there. That world should have been a home for me and for years, I felt it was, but this hate was there the whole time. I never understood the conditions of my "belonging."

I can never forgive them. Not least because they'll never stop feeling righteous about their evil.

[al-kol-eleh]

Let's be clear: Rape is not a feminist issue. It's a human issue. You don't need to be a woman or a feminist to unconditionally condemn rape. There is no one, not one single person whether man or woman, whose rape can ever be justified. If you disagree I won't be judging your feminism, but I will know that you do not see the humanity within every person.

[mariacallous]

(JTA) — Following weeks of pressure on the United Nations to condemn Hamas for reported sexual violence during its Oct. 7 attack on Israel, U.N. Secretary-General António Guterres urged an investigation into the allegations in a statement on social media.

“There are numerous accounts of sexual violence during the abhorrent acts of terror by Hamas on 7 October that must be vigorously investigated and prosecuted,” Guterres wrote on X, formerly known as Twitter. “Gender-based violence must be condemned. Anytime. Anywhere.”

Guterres’ comments, his first call for such an investigation, come nearly eight weeks after reports of sexual violence on Oct. 7 first emerged. He posted them two days after backlash over an Instagram post by an arm of the U.N. that condemned Hamas, but was deleted within an hour. That post by U.N. Women — an official entity of the U.N. focused on promoting gender equality and women’s empowerment — was replaced with a statement calling for the release of the Israeli hostages held captive in Gaza, with no mention of the terror group. 

Since the attack, Israeli police, military investigators, and emergency responders have gathered testimony from those who witnessed sexual assault on Oct. 7 and also documented evidence of the assaults from the bodies of some of those who died, the Times of Israel reported.

Israeli police also have video evidence, testimony from interrogations, and photographs of victims’ bodies that suggest sexual assault took place on Oct. 7, according to the Times of Israel.

A number of pro-Israel accounts with large followings on X took Guterres to task for waiting more than 50 days to call for an investigation. Broadly, Israeli and Jewish women activists have called for more widespread condemnation of sexual violence committed during Hamas’ attack, and have castigated what they say is a double standard against Israeli women. 

Those critics include Sheryl Sandberg, the former COO of Meta, who last week wrote an op-ed criticizing women’s groups for their silence on the subject, alomg with a group of entrepreneurs who created a campaign and petition called “Me Too UNless Ur a Jew.”

On Oct. 27, the U.N. General Assembly adopted a resolution calling for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza, but voted down a provision that condemned the Oct. 7 Hamas terrorist attacks. Israel’s parliament, the Knesset, held a session Monday on crimes against humanity committed against women during the Oct. 7 massacre.

[al-kol-eleh]

I am continually astonished how many people consistently ignore the hostages who are still in Gaza while they spin increasingly fantastical "solutions". Reminder that these are some of the girls who were conveniently "missing" at the time of last hostage exchange. I guess they found them. Amazing

It's been 94 days

Agam Berger (19)

Liri Elbag (18)

Daniela Gilboa (19)

Karina Ariev (19)

These girls are held captive for 3 months by the monsters of Hamas.  Look at them.

[weemietime]

Also u know what the stupidest part is about being called "Islamophobic" for insisting that people "vetting" scam bots - claiming to be in Gaza fundraising on a website that does not operate in Gaza - to show their work is? When I first got back on Tumblr I actually fell for this shit too and reblogged a few of them lmao.

But something in my brain was like this ain't right so I looked into it and now after being here like a month it's plainly obvious that I get like 10-20 scam bots a day in my inbox. I'm a Zionist Jew, so not only are they lying but they clearly are bots lol no real Palestinian is going to come into my ask box.

Islamophobia is a stupid term to apply to this anyway. It has nothing to do with Islam. Unless you yourself think scamming people is a part of Islam lmfao. If u mean anti Arab racism just say that.

They try and frame it as oh u are against donating to Palestinians or whatever when they can't even demonstrate with any degree of reliability that these people are even Palestinian. I'm obviously not opposed to it I fucking fell for it, dipshit. There are probably still some shit on my blog I couldn't get rid of. If there is, do NOT donate to these people. AGAIN, GOFUNDME DOES NOT OPERATE IN GAZA. THIS IS A LIE.

It's okay to admit you got tricked. Nothing bad will happen. Hamas won't jump out from under ur bed to demand u explain why u didn't reblog the 70th empty Tumblr account with no mutuals and no personal engagement of any kind

For all people who genuinely say shit like this you had better come back with some actual VETTING like y'all claim is being done. Because if the person vetting these people doesn't explain why they're fine legitimizing someone who is openly lying to you, then guess what???

You are actually not vetting this person, lmao. "trust me bro" isn't vetting. It's a nothing burger.

[lucksunkpunk]

Made up facts about fighting against occupation, sure. You are fucking vile. That's a despicable thing to say even if it explains how you can sleep at night. With assholes like you, it doesn't matter what Israel does. Anything other than lying there letting people kill us wholesale is too fucking much. And even then, you'll pretend nothing happened. Me too, unless you're a Jew

Hey man look these arent made up facts like I said news reals videos and documentaries exist on this exact subject I'm sorry you're feeling scared and attacked and I get it but listen to urself the idea that even if it did happen the justification to destroy an entire race is in itself vile... I'm not gonna get too much more into this but just realize that there's tons of information to learn the truth but feeding into fear mongering and made up statistics to unapologetically MURDER families and destroy everything they loved is just atrocious, I'm sorry to hear ur stuck in that mindset man

[princeofgod-2021]

LIGHT OF LIFE 424

John 1:4

UNDERSTANDING PROPHETIC MANDATES 58: FULFILLMENT OF PROPHECY 16

Amo 3:7 CERTAINLY, THE ALMIGHTY LORD DOESN'T DO ANYTHING UNLESS HE FIRST REVEALS HIS SECRET TO HIS SERVANTS THE PROPHETS. GW

Lastly, on HASTE, I want us to look at Jeremiah again.

Do you remember when God gave a prophecy that lands will yet again be bought and owned by Israelis in Canaan?

Jer 32:6-8 The LORD told me that Hanamel, my uncle Shallum's son, would come to me with the request to buy his field at Anathoth in the territory of Benjamin, because I was his nearest relative and had the right to buy it for myself. THEN, JUST AS THE LORD HAD SAID, HANAMEL CAME TO ME there in the courtyard and asked me to buy the field. SO I KNEW THAT THE LORD HAD REALLY SPOKEN TO ME. GNB

This Prophecy was [too] sure because the Lord made Jeremiah do profound Documentation like Deed of Purchase and official Receipt.

No prophecy can be surer than that, beloved.

Jer 32:10 -12 I SIGNED THE DEED, SEALED IT, HAD PEOPLE WITNESS THE SIGNING OF THE DEED, and paid out the silver. Then I took the sealed copy of the deed, containing the terms and conditions, as well as an unsealed copy. I gave the copies of the deeds to Baruch, son of Neriah and grandson of Mahseiah. I did this IN THE PRESENCE OF MY COUSIN HANAMEL AND THE WITNESSES WHO HAD SIGNED THE DEED and IN THE PRESENCE OF ALL THE JEWS who were sitting in the courtyard of the prison. GNB

Nothing should be more encouraging and exciting as a full-proof confirmation today, of a prophecy set for the future.

We should know that it isn’t wrong to ask God for reassurances.

Gen 15:7-8 And he said to him, I am the Lord, who took you from Ur of the Chaldees, to give you this land for your heritage. AND HE SAID, O LORD GOD, HOW MAY I BE CERTAIN THAT IT WILL BE MINE? BBE

When you do ask God however, ensure that it is mainly because you are plainly interested and love to know, and not that you are doubtful.

There is a world of difference.

Jas 1:5-6 If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him. But let him ask in faith, nothing wavering. For he that wavereth is like a wave of the sea driven with the wind and tossed. KJV

But if you’re Hasty, problem can come with the assurance God gives you.

Jeremiah was excited about seeing and claiming the lands he had paid for, back while he was in prison.

Jer 37:12-13 So Jeremiah wanted to leave Jerusalem and go to the territory of Benjamin TO TAKE POSSESSION OF HIS PROPERTY THERE AMONG THE PEOPLE. But when he came to Benjamin Gate, the captain of the guard there, whose name was Irijah, son of Shelemiah and grandson of Hananiah, arrested the prophet Jeremiah. He said, "You're deserting to the Babylonians!" GW

Don’t get me wrong beloved. Opposition could easily have risen against Jeremiah, even if he didn’t take that journey; He was a magnet for wahala.

But then, it’s always important that one doesn’t expose himself easily to persecution, where one is already hated.

Consider Jesus again.

Joh 7:1,6-7 After this Jesus traveled throughout Galilee. HE STAYED OUT OF JUDEA BECAUSE THE JEWISH LEADERS WANTED TO KILL HIM…So Jesus replied, “My time has not yet arrived, but you are ready at any opportunity! THE WORLD CANNOT HATE YOU, BUT IT HATES ME, because I am testifying about it that its deeds are evil. NET

A Yoruba adage says: “it is foolhardy to be rubbing yourself with Palm Oil when people are planning to roast you”.

What was Jeremiah thinking, going to claim Lands at a time he himself prophesied of total Captivity and movement of all Israel to Babylon?

Apart from direct Prophecies, we all should know that certain [common] events happen about the same time.

Ecc 3:5-6 There is a time to throw weapons down and a time to pick them up. There is a time to hug someone and a time to stop holding so tightly. THERE IS A TIME TO LOOK FOR SOMETHING AND A TIME TO CONSIDER IT LOST. There is a time to keep things and a time to throw things away. ERV

Jeremiah should simply have considered any idea about owning possessions LOST!

But it is evident that he [somehow] misunderstood the details of Prophecy and rather thought that it was going to happen in his lifetime.

Shall we check out that Prophecy again please?

Jer 32:14-15 "This is what the LORD All-Powerful, the God of Israel, says: 'Take both copies of the deed—the sealed copy and the copy that was not sealed—and PUT THEM IN A CLAY JAR. DO THIS SO THAT THESE DEEDS WILL LAST A LONG TIME.' The LORD All-Powerful, the God of Israel, says, 'IN THE FUTURE my people will once again buy houses, fields, and vineyards in the land of Israel.'" ERV

Payments and signing of Deed of Purchase for the land by Jeremiah was simply symbolic and evidence for people around then.

He had nothing to do with possessing anything at that time.

One thing is to misunderstand Prophecy, another is to be hasty to do the forbidden.

Well, he never got to see that possession in his lifetime and till everything scattered, as prophesied.

May our decisions not get us into trouble with Prophetic Mandates and Times, IN JESUS NAME.

Come back on Monday, for more of this insightful and enlightening Sub-Subtopic.

Keep Shinning!

Brother Prince

Friday, October 27, 2023

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[al-kol-eleh]

Dear “Feminists”,

On the occasion of International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women there’s something I’d like you to consider: you have made it glaringly obvious that contrary to your own previous statements there are, in fact, contexts where rape is apparently acceptable. By which I mean that I have had to read post after post ping-ponging between claiming that no one was raped-that the reports themselves are nothing but examples of Islamophobia and racism-and that anyone who was raped had it coming to them. What then, have you told rapists? What have you taught survivors?

[ti-30xscalculator]

I think you need to stop thinking your suffering is needed or humble or whatever cuz if I can find joy and whimsy with severe PTSD and depression with constant threat of being a homeless disabled Jew tranny in the bible belt than u too can find whimsy unless u just legit think being unhappy is cool or whatever. If like sucks so bad then do something about it, pussy. Youre in a prison of your own making, world sucks so punch what sucks in the face and smile like a true punk. Youre not living in reality youre living in a self made purgatory and pretending its the whole picture and honestly u should just grow up or wither in silence in ur echo chamber of self righteous hate

Ik this aint gonna get through to you so. Look at this little guy hes playing the trombone look hes so cool and happy that could be u man 🎶🎷🐇

Love the last bit I can't change my life, I don't decide what I do in life, I am forever bounded to only do actions out of my control, and I do not know why. Also, if you have all those things going on, then why the fuck am I so miserable when I have the perfect life? the ONLY thing that ever really went bad for me was getting depression and shit in 2nd grade, but that's life, that's small, that's nothing. I can't even read all this god damn long asks! My heart is racing so much it hurts, my mind is jumping from on thing to another faster than the fucking speed of light I CAN'T FUCKING KEEP UP STOP SENDING THEM STOP SHUT UP

[creamymilkk]

hey i love ur writing!! i would kill for some headcanons of the coon x reader. i loooove him so if your up to it i would really like some headcanons.

the reader is a superhero too. (just make up a power, or don’t. doesn’t matter to me) at first he doesn’t like or trust her. he ends up going out of his way to bother her and be around her. not because he likes her of course 🫣 and then all the other hero’s start to figure out that he likes her and that the reader likes him too. they both act like they hate each other. also the reader is kind of shy. mostly around him. ya know, cause she likes him lmao.

🦝 ♡ “I SAID I LIKE YOU!! CAN'T YOU HEAR?!??” ♡🦝

༉‧₊˚ #Coon! Eric Cartman x F!reader 

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. ˚₊ ꒱ Pairing/Pairings: The Coon/Eric Cartman and Reader.

༉‧₊˚ -Format: Headcanons. 

× &﹕Summary: Basically The Coon trying to hide the fact he likes you :’)

×﹕♺ AUTHOR’S NOTE(S): I wrote this at 1 am so i will edit this later! Currently trying to finish chapter 1 of my fanfic! So requests might take some time :( S/N = Superhero name. R/P = Random Power. NOT PROOF READ!! bl

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♡ - let’s get this started! Ur y/n or should I say S/N the power of R/P. One of your best friends Kyle (yes Kyle since he’s my favorite)

♡ - He said just to at least talk to you and join ‘Coon and friends’ of course he didn’t listen.

♡ - So Kyle said just to go in while the other superheroes weren’t there so the Coon won’t talk shit to him:)

♡ - Of course you being you, aka you having a little big crush on the coon.

♡ - You barely talked and when you did it was barely a whisper.

♡ - So he was getting mad.

♡ - “FOR GOD SAKE WOMAN! SPEAK LOUDER BITCH!”

♡ - That did make you sad but you just moved closer to him.

♡ - After that little meeting, he let you in ‘The Coon’ friends.

♡ - Even though he didn’t let the other girls let any of the girls in.

♡ - It’s like he found you pretty PFFT NO NEVER.

♡ - But he didn’t trust you at all. He didn’t let you go to any of the missions with the other heroes.

♡ - Especially with that jew. Kyle.

♡ - So he always allows you to go on a mission unless he’s with him.

♡ - Basically to make fun of you and brother you every time he got the chance.

♡ - “Ew S/N what kind of hero costume is that even”

♡ - “Heh, you probably have a power of period blood”

♡ - “Dude why did I even let a chick in?” Because you like her that’s why cartman :’)

♡ - Sooner and later you two always picked on each other. 

♡ - For some weird reason, that’s your guys love languages!

♡ - Then the other heroes picked up that Eric had a crush on you.

♡ - Then they realize that you two liked each other.

♡ - They all hated the fact that a girl showed interest in Eric cartman. All of the people , you picked Eric.

♡ - Then in one mission, you got hurt really badly. Eric was literally about to cry. He didn’t want you to get hurt.

♡ - Then when you got all better, you told Eric/The coon about your crush.

♡ - “Look, you probably won’t feel the same. But I really need to get this off my chest.. I-I kinda like you..”

♡ - He was starting to blush. Like brush bright red.

♡ - “I guess I kinda like you…” he said, almost whispering.

♡ - You barely heard him. Okay that was a lie but you really wanted to hear him say those words.

♡ - “Uhm. what?”

♡ - “I SAID I LIKE YOU!! CAN'T YOU HEAR?!??”

♡ - Well let’s just say that you two become some sort of duo:) a somewhat cute superhero duo.