#me six months ago: haha i will let our dm decide where the magical compass points and my warlock and his patron will not get along

[swallowtailed]

today in dnd i found out that—okay, so, my warlock stole an item from a museum and pissed off the curator-deity and thus got warlocked—and that item is a compass that doesn’t point north, which i knew, but the part our dm revealed today is that the compass actually points toward the curator-deity’s estranged children. no wonder he was so upset!! lmfao!!