#me pushing the vers hangster narrative if you squint

[indybob]

*Dagger Squad team bonding night some time after the mission*

Bob: Let’s play two truths one lie!

Hangman: Okay, I’ll go first. My eyes are blue, I played quarterback for my high school football team, and Rooster and I have been hooking up since the end of the mission

Maverick: Come on, Hangman, you’ve gotta try a littler harder than—

Phoenix: —His eyes are green

Maverick, spitting out his drink: YOU TWO HAVE BEEN DOING WHAT?

Hangman, shamelessly: Specifically, we’ve been doing each other

Rooster: *blushes fiercely*

The squad: *groans in disgust*

Maverick: *passes out from shock*