#me making this bc my gf was laser tagging w friends and there was a twd arcade game and she says she still have tokens or whatever

[stepbyvampirevveekend]

[vanityloves]

Howdy Jude!!!!! I wanted to ask: what's a funky fun date night you see you and Spencer having :o? I keep thinking of y'all playing laser tag or playing outside in the summer with dyed water balloons :3c

I'm looking forward to hearing your answer if you feel like answering it-- no pressure if you don't!

Tex @tex-treasures

hiii tex thank you for the ask + the prompts omg (and sorry its so late)! i hope youre doing well hun :> @tex-treasures heres a glimpse of an au w/ spencer ive been working on �� /jjj

I can definitely see both those things happening honestly!

Spencer is kind of a busy body but mot extremely athletic or active per say, BUT he'd love having those types of dates! - nothing like hiking long distances or running marathons (he'd pass out at mile 3 from the heat tbh) but running around the 'map' and getting competitive is definitely up his alley! He's a bit of a child and probably makes friends with the 15 year olds that play on his team and really gets into it; it's silly but sweet seeing this tree of a man peek his gun around the corner and randomly fire jqjdj

I'm pretty non-competitive but I'm not a lousy guy or someone that wants to ruin the experience - ill run around and probably bump into him too many times for it to be funny, especially with the loud noises of plastic smashing together. He reminds me we're not play football before shooting my pack and running off, laughing to himself. I'm not a sore loser BUT I will, however, get annoyed if he's rubbing it in my face on how I lost 'just, SO bad.' He'll probably make up for it with ice cream or something like that. 

From what I know, Seattle is pretty gloomy (atmosphere wise) but he'd never pass up a day to mess around w/ water guns and balloons when the warmer seasons roll around. I think he's the type to shoot water at me from across the room and run off and it just turns into a whole thing, even with the gang. Knowing there's an episode where they all run around trying to shoot each other w/ paintballs really solidifies the fact that this overgrown child can and will partake in any type of game and even when im 'out', he'd still accidentally get me and apologize for it later (and clean everything up).

Something he's canonly good at is skating so i feel like he'd wanna show off that skill a bit, especially after finding his old skates in his closet. Rollerblading/skating is something I've only done as a child (maybe 6ish?) But if ice skating is anything like that, I'll be semi competent on my own bc surprisingly, I know how to ice skate, unbeknownst to him - so I'll let him have his Teacher Time and let him have his moment to shine. Plus the added bonus of holding his hands to keep me steady or hands on my waist is too good to pass up anyways! 

bonus thingy:

Not really a date thing but Spencer is pretty crafty and makes his own costumes and stuff but I like to imagine helping him out by dyeing fabrics or holding things in place for him. Occasionally he'll make me wear whatever it is just to see how it'll fall or vice versa, he'll trust me to pin certain parts down while he wears the piece!

i like to think of him designing something like a jacket, shirt, pants, etc to work on as a present for me but he's not very good at secrets and tends to fixate so he might hole himself up until he's finished despite my birthday/the holidays/etc being months away, so he opts to just give them to me asap bc he wants to see my reaction. he's like that guy on tiktok that makes clothes for his gf all the time 😭

[aquaticsapphic]

I mean, all that haven't been answered already. You don't really have to do them all if you don't want to

(1) For that questions thing, if you do all of them, I’ll do all of them

TOO BAD BITCHESHERE WE GO

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

not too important

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

worth……. what? the time? I mean, if both people make each other happy then hell yeah

4. Are you in a relationship?

nope

5. Are you in love?

I’m……. not in a relationship……

6. Are you single this year?

yeah I”m not in a relationship but I’m not single either. you know how it is. /s

7. Can you commit to one person?

I feel like I could. I don’t have much experience w long-term relationships tbh

9. Describe your perfect mate

-likes me

-is nice

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

nah, but I believe in lust at first sight

11. Do you ever want to get married?

it sounds cool. it’s hard to imagine bc I’m pretty young still. I really just want to wear a wedding dress and shove cake in my face while my close friends and family watch tbh

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

hell no. once someone betrays me, they go on my Shit List. and then I never forget them and constantly wish them the worst of luck

15. Do you have any piercings?

no

16. Do you have any tattoos?

no

20. Do you shower every day?

bitch I don’t even sleep every day

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

I mean, I’m sitting in the same room as my roommates and talking on the group chat so I sure damn hope so?

if it means romantically, then no

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

yeah

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

oh god I hope not. unless I somehow become a lady-killer overnight, and learn about what relationships are actually supposed to be like.

but ultimately I want to make sure I know what I’m doing with my life too? like I know some of my friends want to move after graduation and others want to stay and like…. what if I want to move and my gf doesn’t? what if my gf wants to move and I don’t? there’s a lot of things I’m not sure about in regards to my future so I feel like sharing that would give both of us a lot of stress

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

maybe?

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

nah

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

uhh….. I don’t think so?

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

I can’t say for 100% certainty that I have…… but it sure damn seemed like it

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

no, I’m not a shitty person. like I admit I’m not a good person, but I’d never do that to someone. it’s just…… so shitty

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

yeah. idk if it really counts as plastic surgery per se, but one of the things I’ve considered is getting laser hair removal because I’m super lazy and I hate shaving but I like the aesthetic of shaved legs

but then I found out that laser removal isn’t permanent and is expensive and I quickly decided against it but it was definitely an idea

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

yeah

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

yeah

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

gross

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

……..

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

no

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

I’m a lesbian. It practically comes with the title

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

no, but at the beginning of the friendship with my ex my parents didn’t like her at all

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

not really

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

hahahaha…. yeah

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

bitch u bet ur ass I have

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

48 hours give or take a few seconds

43. How long was your longest relationship?

one week lmao

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

………….one

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012?

I think I was still in middle school? everybody knows you don’t overcome cooties until you’re in high school

47. How old are you?

20

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

if we’re dating? “bye bitch”if it’s just a crush? “cool, go get ‘em tiger” (and then depending on how close I am to them, I might be sad a while)

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

I love how she just…………. doesn’t exist

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

FUCK NO. I’d probably punch her in the face tbqh

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

maybe? hmm probably not.

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

I give up on crushes all the time. I feel like that’s just part of crushes in general.

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

all h//eterophobes

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

see aforementioned Shit List

55. Share a relationship story.

uh after my ex and I broke up we went to a froyo shop down the street from my school and it was really awkward bc we were trying to be friends still after a rough breakup and then one of the employees came by and was like “hey can I take your picture and post it to our facebook?” bc they wanted us as models or something I guess? and we kinda just look at each other and go “……no”

57. Things you want to say to an ex

a. fuck you

b. I hope he treated you as bad as you treated me

c. you’re literally the scum of the earth

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

a. cuddles

b. going out of the way to do something nice for me

c. gifts of any kind, especially hand-made stuff

d. remembering little details about me

e. attention

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

ok I’ll do that after I post thisI know I have something conrad tagged me in about pics of myself so I’ll do those together

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

I think it’s just been a 1 year gap

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

their sense of style

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

love me with all of their heart 👌😩

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

well, when two people love each other very much……..

64. What is your definition of cheating?

damn, even just thinking of another person romantically

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

connect 4

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

does d&d count?

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

a n y t h i n g

as long as I can spend time w my date I’m happy

68. What is your sexual orientation?

lesbian

69. What turns you off?

anything phallic

70. What turns you on?

a lightswitch

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

die for me 😍

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

I luv…… hair….. it’s always so good-looking 👌

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

alison always makes me super nice handmade gifts and it’s so nice

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

I legitimately can’t think of anything, sorry

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

there’s definitely an acceptable range. and it varies, especially as one gets older (like 20-25 seems weird, but 40-45 doesn’t seem too bad)

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

I used to lay on the ground all the time at my high school. the floor is pretty dirty tbh.

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

senior year of high school.

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

never. (unless like friend/family love, which would be today, ~2 hours ago?)

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

Teresa Palmer, Cara Delevingne, Diane Guerrero, Yael Grobglas, Grace Victoria Cox

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

my roommate probably

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

……you know, this whole time I never really understood the question, but now that it’s 4am I get it. yeah. in fact, that’s probably one of the only ways I can find girls to date.