#me making them 'oh boy i hope i don't slap my identities onto them-shit'

[dogboy-willgraham]

I am a dum. This is Eight, my darling Eldritch currently in human form. It uses it/its pronouns. The roses are from Jasper, his partner. Eight really does wear that blouse, but the waistcoat is for work. Enticing young people to sleep with it, and pay. (It takes its job at the club very seriously so no disrespecting it) For looking very dramatic he is actually very dramatic actually, but also super chill at the same time. Has tentacles out its back and antlers. Surprisingly only two eyes. Gender what’s gender? Everyone? Everyone. 

Jasper!! He doesn’t actually smoke he just likes to look cool. He has babey lungs that couldn’t handle a even a tiny hit. He keeps the bandana and cross on so he doesn’t get bit by the Normal Vampyroteuthidae. Lighter and hairspray in his coat for the...others. Wears a leather duster coat because Pockets. Scar on mouth from cooking with his dad as a kid, does not like to talk about how it happened. (The stool he was standing on the be at counter height, he was a short king when little, slipped and he ate counter.) Loves his dad much. Ex homicide detective working as a monster hunter and lives alone with his maine coon Majesty, AKA Big Big Girl. Well, until Eight came around. Majesty loves Eight because it has many appendages to pet with. Trans man, gray ace.