#me making a connection between saint's attribute and saints and dave strider: ... i'm gonna have to draw that aren't i

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I feel like this is an answer of "depends": if Jesus gets Dirk Strider glasses, technically one could argue that Saint John the apostle gets dave strider glasses, by virtue of being one of his closest students (n.b. I feel like St Peter is excluded from the possibility of dave strider glasses on these grounds based on vibes alone, wouldn't fit him). Then there's the thought of going by attribute (sword, in this case) which brings to mind Saint Michael, who is usually depicted bearing a sword, or Saint Ignatius of Loyola, who was a soldier before he became a saint and in many pictures is shown when he's surrendering his sword to God. You could go by importance to the story, as it were, and say one of Jesus' students, most likely one of those that is considered to be of Jesus' inner circle (st Peter, John, and Jacob, but again, doesn't feel like it fits Peter); of these, I feel like the whole "sons of thunder" kinda helps them out a bit.

But honestly i think it'd be funny to give them to Saint Mary

Topic: best Catholic saint to photoshop Dave Strider glasses onto.