#me having to snipe a dog/wolf/bear: \:(

[dicktat]

So far the hardest part of FarCry5 for me is that I keep dying because I refuse to kill the enemy hound dogs😔😔😔

[hattedhellspawn]

could 👉🏻👈🏻 could we get some 👉🏻👈🏻 sniper headcanons? please and thank you 😊

Absolutely anon ! A lot of these will probably be very catered to a specific crowd (me and my boyfriend) and they're mostly random little things that have been in my head recently, but i hope you enjoy anyway ! <3

- Sniper is 6'6. This is funny because it places him nearly on par with Heavy, but unless you saw them standing next to eachother you'd never guess that; Snipes slouches a lot, and just doesn't have the Tall Imposing Energy that Heavy does. If he'd ever stand up straight he'd actually be a rather intimidating guy !

- Sniper's full name is Micheal Maeson Mundy, and he used to go by triple M (when he was trying to be cool). Now he just goes by Mickey or Mick. Yes he has heard the obligatory "Mickey Mouse" joke, you can all stop now.

- Sniper is autistic, and he usually carries around a little origami book. Sometimes he actually makes origami out of it, but its nothing too fancy; he mostly just likes to rip and fold and crumple the paper in his pocket.

- He also likes zipper fidget toys, mostly for the vibration and sound.

-Sniper's best friend (or boyfriend if you'd like) on the base is Engineer. They have a lot in common, including enjoying the outdoors. They spend a lot of time in Sniper's camper, chatting and listening to music.

- A close second for the title would be Spy, except Sniper wouldn't probably say that. He'd be more likely to describe him as "the local nagging pain in my side", or "that french nuisance" rather than any type of friend. Still, he does care about him, and they spend a good bit of time together, smoking and telling stories.

- Sniper likes to whittle. Mostly he makes little animals; he's made a little creature for almost everyone on the team. A dove for Medic, a dog for Engie, a bear for Heavy, a bunny for Scout, a unicorn for Pyro, an eagle for Soldier, and a wolf for Demo. Spy doesn't get anything because he's a dick (kidding ! Snipes makes him a sheep.)

- Sniper eats bugs. He has since he was a kid, just grabbing up bugs and shoving them in his mouth. Now he eats more socially acceptable bugs like crickets and such. . . but he definitely does eat bugs. He likes the crunch.

- Sniper does calligraphy/word art. He's really good at it too; he has a steady hand and a lot of free time.

That's not really a lot, but i hope you like it ! Also anyone can ask me for headcanons anytime !

[limey-blue-arty-do]

Am curious friendo about how many self inserts you have, what they are from and how they fit into their universes. Gives me a baseline for future questions ^^

crackles knuckles here we go

I have 12 self inserts in total:

Trollhunters: si is a witch, who can manipulate shadows into physical objects, either for summoning weapons or simply knocking people over, and has some ability in hexing folk. The Janus Order, as they serve the Pale Lady, keeps track of witches, and if they find one that is ‘beneficial’ then they infiltrate their life to bring the witch over to the Order eventually.

downside for my si, she ends up on the wrong side of the Atlantic when the Order decides she would be beneficial for them to be assisting in stopping the Trollhunter thanks to her hex ability. except she’s very volatile and Angor Rot doesn’t like witches

they end up being able to find common ground eventually, especially when they are forced to work together.

Critical Role: si is a sorcerer who, having difficulty holding down a job when the employers are naturally terrified of anyone with evil-looking shadow smoke magic, ends up rolling with Gustav’s circus. she arrives after Mollymauk and Yasha, so there’s a few months of adapting and being welcomed before everything goes to hell in a handbasket

she trucks along with Molly and Yasha, quietly doing her best to help keep the Nein safe and hoping no-one decides that she’s the enemy of the day.

Kingdom Hearts: si is a human with some good magical capability, mostly in regards to weapon summoning and less proficient in world-hopping portals (in that she can do it, but she can’t focus on where she’s going and it’s entirely possible the portal simply Won’t Happen)

so during one of these portal-hopping incidents she ends up in the World That Never Was. yeah, the portals are very volatile. Axel finds her hiding in a corridor terrified out of her mind and he works with Roxas and Xion to try and hide her away until the panic of an intruder has died down. this ultimately back-fires, and my si ends up managing to persuade Xemnas to let her work along the Organisation as a spy to other worlds, someone who isn’t a Nobody and wouldn’t be picked up on so quickly.

it works. and now she spends downtime with Axel, Demyx and co., living in the Castle.

Hellboy: si is…..well she’s human for the most part. at some point in her life she was smacked with a curse that meant if her heart rate got above a certain threshold, she would turn into a huge bear-wolf monster with a skull for a face.

after a few ‘whumping out��� incidents, she decides to turn herself over to the BPRD for safety, and ends up on the team with Hellboy, Abe and Liz. life is balancing work in the field and trying not to die or accidentally brutalise a solider, and managing the fine line between chaos and normality of downtime in the BPRD headquarters.

Marvel Cinematic Universe: si is human for the most part, bar the ability to summon her familiar, named ‘Dog’….a huge bear-wolf monster with a skull for a face (look I like my Grimm). the only thing that can stop Dog from coming out to play is intense concentrated light. 

this is the MCU so honestly my si and Dog can be running around all over the place and getting into trouble. at one point she ends up at the Avengers headquarters with a torso peppered with gunshot, at another point she’s managed to make her way across to New York. she goes where she pleases, and you can be sure chaos will follow soon after.  

Star Wars (Rebels/Clone Wars): ok, this is one of the few where my si is straight-up me shunted into another universe. I have all my Star Wars knowledge on hand, which quickly turns me into a suspicious but helpful ally. 

what is more, it’s Rebels/Clone Wars because….well, some time-shift bullshit happens and I start getting pinged between timelines. it’s random, not very helpful, and especially peculiar for people either side (I meet Hondo for the first time 10 cycles after he meets me for the last time, I suddenly appear to exhibit much better sniping capabilities thanks to several months in the past practising them). there’s also the matter of I am perfectly capable of taking canon events and slam-dunking them in the trash, causing reality to do a double take and various combustion and electrical abilities to manifest in me. 

however I am also just over 20 years old and that significantly buffers any potential carnage I could cause if faced off against a main villain.

FFXV (?): question-mark is in place because this universe is very higgle-piggle. si is a Hunter with basic weapon summoning and can craft elemental grenades. she’s also missing two years of memory between living at home in Tenebrae and living in Lestallum.

so, she Hunts. she takes odd jobs. at one point she’s contracted to escort a Prince and his friends from Lestallum to the coast.

Person of Interest: normally I like to keep to the status of the universe in regards to how much magic is normally shown in them. Star Wars universe is a loose exception. Person of Interest is a VERY HEAVY exception.

si is a human with electrical manipulation. nothing fancy like lightning strikes, more like capable of giving a taser zap or turning machines on/off. she comes to Manhattan on holiday and doesn’t take much time before dropping into the path of Samaritan vs. Team Machine. the addition of even more science-fiction upturns the playing field, and she does her best to assist the team despite not being military trained and even when her number comes up.

Infamous: Second Son: this one is more of a ‘give me a playing field for new powers’. si is a Conduit with the capability to travel through mirrors and other reflective surfaces. it makes her a useful scout - dip in, get information, jump into the nearest mirror before someone can stop her. 

I never really got around to planning any interactions with canon characters or plot, if anything she could’ve been a hireable side-character that could scout a place that could then give Delsin/the player more info on the mini-map.

Ratchet & Clank: si is a human. just human. no magic, no special anything. the only significant thing is that instead of being on Earth, she ends up on an alien planet very much too far from home.

The Smuggler steps up when someone tries to pawn her off in a black market, and from then on it’s classes in smuggling, thievery, and Big. Fucking. Guns.

Fullmetal Alchemist: cackling oooooooh boy. oh boy. like Kingdom Hearts, this one went through a few conversions until I settled on something I liked

my si in this universe is in pure chaotic trickster mode. just so long as she doesn’t kill anyone, she is down for anything with any party. coming in equipped with ‘screw the rules I have lightning’, I won’t actually use my powers until actually threatened. 

Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them: si is ya bogstandard Slytherin graduate from Hogwarts. decides to become an animagus, signs up on the list of animagi and promptly disappears to Poland until she’s recruited by Newt as an artist for his book.

turns out her process to become an animagus was interrupted and her animal form irreparably malformed, becoming a horse-sized wolfhound that leaks magic and doesn’t have total human cognition. oops.