#me casually writing a medic flirting guide for this ask LOL

[mickmundy]

So we see Sniper get flustered quite often, what gets Medic Flustered? (x)

i think medic is a LOT harder to TRULY fluster. to me, part of being "flustered" is being taken by surprise and medic, being the King of unpredictability himself, is hard to surprise/fluster! he fancies himself as a bit of a know-it-all and doesn't really tend to be swayed by Conventional Declarations of romance.. mostly because i think he either misses and/or just doesn't care about the "social cues" of conventional romance. in order to really excite medic and capture his attention, you'd have to take time to Learn Him and what makes him tick... after that, getting a few "A-HOO!-GA"'s out of him is easy breezy!

in order to Successfully Flirt with medic i think you'd need to Learn Him and make sure you add a little "medic twist" to everything you do for him! i've written medic getting flustered in my fics plenty of times, so some of these might be repeats if you've read my stuff, but here's a few way you can medic-ize your flirting! guide courtesy of sniper, of course B) :

buying a bouquet? no! grow him poisonous and lethal plants that you vow to maintain for him because medic has a black thumb (irony) and doesn't have time to tend to them himself? yes!

pet names and tender declarations, of course! medic loves a good nickname for himself no matter what it is, but if you Really want to work him up, go with something a touch on the morbid side. play up his Evil side a little bit; petnames like "devil" and "death" really rile him up, especially if they're said in that breathy scoped voice of sniper's... y///y hoo! he also likes names that appeal to his softer side too, like pigeon and dovey. medic's a complex person after all, he's capable of compassion and carnage! he'd definitely enjoy being told "you're awful (i think you're wonderful)! <3" "you're so cruel (you're a tease)! <3" etc etc! 

unpredictable random moments of tenderness, especially when he has his "guard" down. it's hard to tell when these will hit, but the charm of them (to medic) is that it's SO obviously sincere and vulnerable, there's no way he CAN'T swoon! something whispered in his ear while cooking together, a tender post-op kiss... 

we know medic can be quite tricky, but i think that it's because of this that he values sincerity (spy is like this for me too). people being vulnerable with him despite knowing his nature (and his ability to be Not So Genuine at times) hits home for him; his lover must really trust him to lay themselves so bare for him! and he'll always return the sentiment in kind, in the way He thinks his partner would like to hear! <3 HEHEHEHE