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Wait you guys are actually buying Disney products I thought it was a joke
(READ TAGS FOR FULL CONTEXT Sorry it’s long dies
#Honestly I’m only bothered bc I feel partially responsible (WTF EGOMANIAC OVER HERE)#I know I can’t control other people’s spending habits and my own habits are. Less than ideal !!#But when I wanted to spread my love for Wreck it Ralph I didn’t want people to get that takeaway 😔#IMPORTANT NOTE ‼️It’s okay to express your love for something through buying official things !!! That DOESN’T make you a “bad person” !!!#Still ! I think we have to let ourselves feel bothered by things and we need to be more critical of exploitative companies#Of course I chose to watch inside out 2 with my mom in theaters so I’m not immune lmao. Also using amazon / Etsy … just as a whole#But if you need help finding Disney movies without supporting them please just ask me!! PLEASE don’t use Disney+ if you can avoid it#I know we are all capable of finding our fulfillment from better places. But sometimes it’s hard#Capitalism sucks and yet that’s how we are endlessly pressured to live :(#We’re all at different points in our lives. Sometimes self care involves consumerism#Be hopeful that it someday won’t have to#Txt#again I’m sorry if this comes off as horribly egotistical to even consider being single-handedly responsible for#Social media is bad …. numbers bad…. Distorts reality and your perception of yourself…..#Or as me trying to guilt trip people in any way. Genuinely do what makes you happy but WE CAN BE HAPPIER & HEALTHIER I KNOW WE CAN#Wreck it ralph#Rant#Also sorry I have huge beef with streaming services I don’t mean to enforce that on other people but also. Sharing my opinion
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compiled all (I hope) of fydolla ho (shawnee smith’s rock band)’s music into one (1) google drive file so that nobody has to listen to ads in between songs/worry about the yt reuploads getting taken down. have fun (`・ω・´)ゞ
#POWERFUL homoeroticism in some of these#gonna add some recommendations in the tags here (even though it’s really only around an hour’s worth of music anyway)#want this — big raw passionate ballad about fuck knows what. guitar solo RIPS ‼️‼️‼️‼️#behave — energetic anthem about wishing your shitty mom would die alone#believe — love ballad from beyond the grave apparently about shawnee’s deceased pitbull. very touching#maja thurup — murder confession song. you know how it is#also#honorable mention to ‘girl smells’ for being so fucking strange that I can’t not talk about it. bizarre dykefailure anthem#also to ‘oh yeah’ for being like 50% moaning. bold choices bold choices#tonight we fuck music#I should probably put saw tags on this for exposure huh. forgive me for the unrelated posts but the music is good I want people to hear it#shawnee smith#amanda young#saw 2004#sawposting#saw movies#will add more tracks if I become aware of them but afaik these are the only 3 albums they ever had
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after almost nine months on testosterone, fish gets paranoid about male pattern baldness‼️
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#MY MOM TOLD ME. “how would u feel if i said your hair was thinning” I SAID “oh 😭 i guess i'd be kinda bummed” . SO THEN --#SO THEN I GO TO MY DAD. I SAY “ok be honest with me it's okay. is my hair thinning.” AND HE SAID NO ?? IT'S NORMAL?? AND MY BROTHER AGREED#and TRUST . if i was goin bald my brother would tell me 💀#so now i don't know what is real ‼️#transmasc#my art#art#original art#meeeeee#trans#traditional art#...and then i colored it digitally but we don't need to talk abt that
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cleaning my room by myself: so yippee!, im getting stuff done, going at my own pace, get to listen to music or talk with partners if i’m on a call w/ them, not getting yelled at!
cleaning my room with my mom: not yippee, im still getting stuff done but i constantly feel like i’ll be judged if i don’t do a good enough job, having a bunch of tasks given to me one after another so now i feel like i need to do things faster, i have to endure her annoying and loud show she watches on her phone, gets yelled at(and slapped :3)
#vent#kinda???#how did i get slapped? you may be asking#well dear reader!#you see i was being handed two items and i was told to handle each with one hand#(otherwise they get squished and my mom doesn’t like that)#but i had my phone in my hands bc i was trying to see what my wife was showing me#so i grab one candle#(oh yea the item was a candle sorry i didn’t specify it)#so i grab one of the candles and figure out where to put my phone#my mom is trying to get my attention so i can get the other candle#i’m still figuring out where to put my phone#i decided to put it in my pants pocket that my pj pants have(MAJOR W BTW)#however bc i probably took too long to put my phone away she yelled at me#and slapped my back REALLY hard#idk if my partner heard the screaming but ye👍#i’m having a good night y’all :3#small edit:#‼️DISCLAIMER TO MY WIFE‼️#‼️YOU DONT NEED TO FEEL OR THINK THAT IT WAS ‘YOUR FAULT’ THIS HAPPENED‼️#‼️I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH AND WOULD NEVER EVER BLAME YOU FOR THINGS LIKE THIS‼️#‼️ALR ILY I HOPE UR HAVING SWEET DREAMS RN‼️#buttons are being pushed
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hiii 25........🫶
HIIIIIII aleks um. [pees]
25. do you and anyone you know have “a song”?
i think so….for me & my dad it’d be mistadobalina by del tha funky homosapien or any outkast song (based) and me and my toxic homoerotic ex best friend whom i haven’t seen in over 5 years def considered i saw her standing there by the beatles to be our song I think. Slightly less based
#this was such a fucking struggle i legitimately can’t think of 1 song me and my mom share but I know there’s plenty of them. no such cases#asks#what’s OUR song gonna be aleks what tune should I learn so i can then sing it every night under your bedroom window#🌹❤️💯‼️❤️🎶🌹❤️
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Having a shitty family is so demented like yeah found out the cause of my severe depression and anxiety and I know how things could be better but no I have no ability to change anything 👍 like okay what do I start killing now or?
#luly talks#living like my dad is like living with my mother its ridiculous#its funny too bc my therapist is always like ah but meeting w your mom now wont be like when you were a kid you have different tools ^_^#and here i am stuck in the time loop -_-#there is no tool to go against someone who doesn't care about you other than a hammer ‼️#that reminded me of something else
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LIL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL MY MUTUALS
If you're gonna reblog/post art of any fictional characters portrayed in a sexual/romantic way PLEASE tag it
A lot of my favs are ones I'd prefer not to see in that situation!!
We can brainstorm what the tags should be called in dms
Also! Anyone can reblog this for personal use! I'm sure plenty other people feel the same way about some fictional characters
Moodboard for when you scroll through a familial fictional character tag and find a post depicting them in a not very familial way
I will put which specific characters I DO NOT want to see in any of those contexts in the tags
#1. Casey Jr (someone reblogged something of him and i deadass was Pomni staring in shookedness the other day) (I still am bro)#(that is my BRO THER) (To the Mutual who reblogged it don't feel bad! You didnt know!)#2. Future Leo (life do be tough when your comfort Dad has a million simps)#3. Hero Omori (life do be tough when your comfort Mom has a million simps)#4. Kel (Yo!)#5. Michael Schmidt (life do be tough when your comfort brotherdad has a lot of simps)#6. Michael Afton (you know what this one isnt so bad but I'd prefer not to see it)#7. Henry Emily (life do be tough when your comfort Dad is shipped a lot)#8. William Afton (His ass is NOT MY DAD‼️‼️ he means nothing to me but it still makes me uncomfortable to see him like that)#I'll add more later if i think of any and I'll let yall know if i do
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ok i need yall to know that the hottest thing in the world is when you can see a girl's bush through her panties/past her panty line. ok thanks
it wont let me remove the poll so uh
#this post was made by a trans man if you misgender me ill kill you‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ anyways#my mom always makes me shave when we go to the lake and she wont let me wear my trunks and its literally like#if youre making me go full fucking female at least let me be a hot one what#ash is mentally ill
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do my moots have insta? and would they mind if I follow them? pls send me your insta if you don't mind me following you 😖🙏
#moots if mi mom asks who i talk to i dont wanna tell her i met them thru fangirling... she'll go thru my phone i hate when does that...#and i dont want her to find my fanfics that would just make me wanna die lol 💀‼️#anw send me your instas‼️ (if ya want)#ermes;void
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I don't know how I'm feeling inside I don't know how I'm—
But I gotta go get it But I gotta go get it, I guess But I gotta go feel it But I gotta go get it
#brooklyn bridges#i kid ! unless—#idk mikal is such an interesting creature to me ... so awkward ... so sweet and exuberant ...#so deeply and obviously bothered by how The Nets Situation went down which u can tell from how he keeps saying it ...#i watched his podcast p epi + melo while Researching. which was such a mixed success of a project. that man Will just go quiet#but g o d the way he talks about trying to be a leader and being so aware of how he fell short ...#and melo who is such a compulsive dad it's genuinely so sweet just being like You Can't Blame Yourself ... It's Not All On You ...#I Will Figure You Out Mikal You Can't Hide From Me. There's No😭ing Your Way Out Of This.#anyway#toonage#okay i lied secondary yap sesh it's my post on my blog i'm allowed#1) it's like such a fatherless tiktok meme at this point but seriously the whole who and what the fuck is that older man hanging around#just being ?? supportive ?? affectionate ?? invested in your wellbeing and development ?? what the FUCK is THAT ????#2) 👁️👁️ about mikal's whole yeah blessed to have a father in the picture anyway my mom who did so much to me and is such an inspiration#and who i take so much pride in becoming more alike as i get older--#anyway our moms had us at the same age and it's like#‼️ personal projection moment ‼️ feel so 🥴 abt a reminder that my parents like. made a lot of choices. on top of The Circumstances#but i guess that's the difference between An Inspirational Public Figure vs a flop artiste who's allowed to just spend all their time cryin#but the ACTUAL note i'm trying to make here is like#idk running as hard as i did from where i'm from makes sense objectively to this day. when my only goal was Not This Please God Not This#but looking up and realizing that that has meant running into white middle class homogeneity ? eww also very bad ewwwww#which leaves me in a current state of like paradoxical overexcitement at reminders that we're like. out here. normal. lmao.#with a simultaneous awareness of the separation between self and media and perception and subject and yada yada#AND FINALLY. wild that he says defense isn’t sexy. couldn’t disagree more. love ruining a motherfucker’s day.
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for a band i say is my favorite i learned abt one of my fave members leaving very very late. also banned from going to their shows cus i have no money and no time
#yall fw el cuarteto de nos. i follow them on insta i just dont. check insta. except for motogp and my one friend and my mom#learned that santiago tavella left. a little devastated. he makes good solo music so ig its alright. i also like riki musso#also not in the band anymore. :(. they suck at being a quartet girl its in your NAME#i have a little man (sloth) i named after roberto musso. and the song roberto. by el cuarteto de nos. my favorite band.#mmmmm everyone go listen to martes otra vez.#its by meteoros and features roberto musso and it fucks so hard its abt wanting to kys cus you suck at gambling (lying)#el cuarteto's biggest song is 'enamorado tuyo' which is very good and VERY rosquez if u dont know it take a listen its soooo goooooood.#my favorites are me amo and el cielo no and the one w the slur in it and like a billion other ones cus all their songs are ‼️‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏🙏🙏#the band started in 1984/1985 and theyre STILL GOING. my favorite album they were like 30 when they made it. 1990? i think? or 1994.#1990. regardless. old. another good song is 'la familia berrantes'. little ditty abt a guy havin the worst time ever ❤️ gets his dick cut of#love em#i love music sm.#yap sesh tag
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just finished watching cars the movie..... life is so beautiful yall
#last time i watche this movie i was so little.... back when i didnt have an inkling about motorsport or gaf really#back then motorsport existed to me only in the form of the cars movie loool#but bro watching the movie now im so MOVED 😭😭😭#the way i bout near CRIED when micheal schumacher came on screen 😭😭#i had to explain who he was to my mom LOL#anyway.... guys cars is the best movie ever made liam lawson is so correct and based#oscar piastri as well while were at it. watching this movie makes me wanna act like a car too fr#this is your sign to WATCH CARS‼️ it will revitalize your soul trust#cars the movie#my stuff
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List of organizations and fundraisers you can donate to to help Sudan:
The numbers are simply to help me keep track of how many links I've added since tumblr has a 100 link limit on posts.
Most of these links will take you the posts I've made about these fundraisers that provide brief summaries so you can check for verification and see where your money is going.
‼️ indicates that a fundraiser has experienced a decrease in donations or has been without donations for some time
Last progress update done on Aug. 9th 2024
Sudanese American physicians association
Sudanese American Medical Association
Doctors Without Borders (MSF)
Save the Children
Sudan Solidarity Collective
Sudan diaspora networks Sudan benefit fundraiser
Darfur Women Action Group
Fight Hunger in Sudan: The Khartoum Kitchen appeal
Nas Al Sudan
Twitter thread with actions that can be taken to support Sudan
Sadeia
Help Sudan- Sudan Relief Fund
Relief and Rehabilitation for Disabilities Support (HRRDS)
Sara's (Bsonblast) link tree for Sudan
One Million Sustainable Pads Campaign (€42,744/€200,000 - VERY low on funds) ‼️
Sunduq Al Sudan - support grassroots organizations in Sudan
School Supplies for Sudan - $10,000$10,016/$10,000 raised
Save El Geneina initiative
Food Baskets in Sudan
Takaful
Action Against Hunger
Mutual Aim team fundraiser for Congo, Sudan, and Tigray ($39,223/$35,000)
Help house a homeless disabled Sudani in London (£4,158/£4,500) ‼️
Emergency Fund for Sudanese Family ($24,271 CAD/$25,000 CAD) ‼️
Help us escape the war in Sudan $55,210 raised
Help Sajida and her family evacuate from Sudan ($37,953 CAD/$50,000 CAD) ‼️
Help Eman and her family evacuate (£38,573/CHF38,475) ‼️
Help Eman's extended family evacuate ($1,126/$30,000 - VERY low on funds) ‼️
Help Randa's family evacuate Sudan (€20,375/€27,000) ‼️
Support Sakina's Family's Journey to Safety ($10,030/$10,000)
Help Sudanese refugees stranded in Ethiopia (£38,573/£30,000)
Help Aalaa evacuate and get treatment for her mother ($13,525/$20,000 - VERY low on funds)
Help Abeer's Family Evacuate ($717/$75,000 - VERY low on funds)
Save Omiama's eyesight (€5,225/€14,725) ‼️
Help Abudjana rebuild after war (£3,195/£5,000) ‼️
Help a Sudanese student finish med school ($2,170/$2,500) ‼️
Help a family of 13 evacuate Sudan ($1,780/$20,000 - VERY low on funds) ‼️
Help Refugee’s escape Sudan Conflict ($14,109 CAD/$31,000 CAD - VERY low on funds) ‼️
Safe Passage ممر آمن- Help a mom and her kids escape war ($6,299 CAD/$7,000 CAD) ‼️
Help Medical Students in Sudan (€1,586/€350,000 - VERY lowonfunds) ‼️
Help Mujtaba's Family Escape the war in Sudan ($5,775/$18,527 - VERY low on funds) ‼️
Help Raise Money for Displaced Sudanese Families in Egypt this Eid
Amal for Women
Help dialysis patients in Sudan
Help Yumna's Family Escape War in Sudan - $5,066/$5,000 raised
Sudan Emergency Appeal
Help Mehad's Family Fly to Hope ($2,493/$5,000 - VERY low on funds) ‼️
Medical and sanitary supplies to support women & children in Congo, Nigeria, and Sudan ($30 CAD/$3,000 CAD - VERY low on funds) ‼️
Help Sudanese Families escape from war (€10,351/€50,000 - VERY low on funds)
Help ThomaSerena recover from war (€1,814/€5,000 - VERY low on funds) ‼️
Help Asjad and her Family Escape War in Sudan ($16,915/$20,000)
Help support families impacted by war (supporting the Basmat Wasal, Sameh Makki kitchen appeal, and medical supplies for Northern State hospital initiatives) (£59,133/£80,000)
Emergency aid for Ahmeds family to escape warzone in Sudan (£3,727/£10,000 - VERY low on funds) ‼️
Help A Family Flee Sudan’s War (£732/£10,000 - VERY low on funds) ‼️
Support families in Kalma IDP camp - £16,170/£16,000 raised
Help a Sudanese Doctor Continue her Education in Egypt ($3,232 AUD/$9,100 AUD - VERY low on funds) ‼️
Support financial aid for Gezira medical students in sudan (£1,347/£2,000) ‼️
Asala's family - evacuation and medical treatment ($4,777/$30,000 - VERY low on funds) ‼️
Help a Sudanese family flee war and afford medical funds (€3,242/€13,000 - VERY low on funds) ‼️
Sudan Children's Cancer Organization ($16,739/$55,000 - VERY low on funds) ‼️
Support for Sudanese Refugees in Cairo ($6,050/$25,000 - VERY low on funds) ‼️
Support for family affected by recent events in Sennar paypal campaign ended - $2,514/$20,000 raised
Help Salma's family get to safety (£3,465/£6,000) ‼️
Bring Mohammad Esa's family back together (£1,345/£3,700 - VERY low on funds) ‼️
Help two medical students evacuate Sudan with their family ($754/$45,000 - VERY low on funds) ‼️
Help Nour Rebuild Her Life and Career (£551/£5,000 - VERY low on funds) ‼️
Help a displaced family escape Sudan Genocide (£10,683/£30,000 - VERY low on funds)
Support Muhammad's Artistic Journey Amid Sudan's Turmoil ($2,679/$25,000 - VERY low on funds) ‼️
10K for Sudan famine relief, organized by AUC_SICC ($8,317/10,000)
Al Geneina Trauma Center Gfm shut down Al Geneina's campaign, please see other ways to donate here
Support Alaa, her husband, and their children (£4,516/£5,000) ‼️
Help Yousif and his family evacuate ($35/$15,000 - VERY low on funds) ‼️
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⚡️This is my very dear sweet friend Hazem Tannera. I consider Hazem family and I am committed to doing whatever it takes to help him and his family⚡️
🔻Hazem is currently in Cairo, Egypt receiving treatment for a pituitary brain tumor and is unable to help his family on his own, and his condition is worsening.🔻
‼️PLEASE DONATE & SHARE HAZEM’S FUNDRAISER LINKED HERE:‼️
🔻Hazem's fundraiser has not been getting many, or consistent donations. It is crucial that his fundraiser continues to receive consistent donations due to his health condition he is not able to fundraise or do any of this on his own, and he needs as much help as possible, so please donate, share, and do everything possible to help this reach many people who are able to help Hazem and his family🔻
🔻Hazem’s family, including his parents, Majdi Ali Tannera (Hazem's Dad) and Amal Shaban Tannera (Hazem's Mom), and his siblings, are still in Gaza. The family consists of 10 people, including 3 children.🔻
* Majdi Ali Tannera (Hazem's Dad)
* Amal Shaban Tannera (Hazem's Mom)
* Ahmad Majdi Tannera
* Sameera Alaa Abu Dalal
* Majdi Ahmad Tannera (child)
* Suzan Majdi Tannera
* Fadi Esam Thraia
* Esam Fadi Thraia (child)
* Mohammed Majdi Tannera
* Nada Majdi Tannera (child)
-This is Hazem with his nephew Majoud-
🔻Hazem’s home and entire neighborhood was destroyed and they have lost everything. They are struggling each day to even find basic necessities due to the scarcity and cost of everything. No where in Gaza is safe, so Hazem’s family is constantly having to go through displacement, and they are currently all staying in a tent together.🔻
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𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃, 𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐌𝐄𝐍 —
a small series of Jujutsu Kaisen men as your husband !
☆ OUR STARS : Gojo Satoru, Nanami Kento, Geto Suguru, Choso Kamo, Aoi Todo, Toji Fushiguro, and more !
━ REQUESTED BY : none
━ WARNINGS : none
ෆ PIXIE'S NOTE ! : were back again at daily posting 🙏🏻 to my pookies who supported me, y'all made me giggle and kickin' my feet in my bed last night 👉🏻👈🏻 love lots!
GOJO SATORU, as your husband !
• Gojo being your husband is no different from being your boyfriend — he still gotta be that same person you dated few years ago, though he became more serious about situations and decisions because you guys are married but his goofy, annoying, clingy side is still there — I mean when he met you and been with you for like two weeks your caller name is already set as 'wifey'.
Gojo who totally acts like a mom when you leave for work, he is like a freaking HOUSEWIFE —
"honey!" he sings as he walks into the living room seeing you brush your hair Infront of the mirror, getting ready for work. "hmm?" you responded and quickly turns your head at him — he's wearing a this is what an awesome husband looks like apron which made you too stunned to speak, "I created a bento for you." he smiles as he hands out a nicely wrapped bento box which was really new to you because it's always you who keep creating bentos for him, usually when he leaves for a mission.
"thank you, honey." you say softly with a warm smile as you accept his bento that he specially created for you, he can't help but to feel like a love sick teenager seeing you smile like that. He officially takes the position of being a housewife 🫡
Gojo who couldn't stop talking about the future he wants with you like nonstop — this man would talk about having three million carbon copy of him with you and would name them after megumi, yuji, nanami and basically all of his friends, students, and dead relatives 🏃🏻♀️💨 — I FEEL LIKE HE GOTTA BE THAT TYPE OF PERSON.
Gojo always flexes you everyday and YOU are his hyper fixation — argue with the wall, he gotta be the type of man to say "she's my wife." randomly when he's talking to an old friend he haven't seen for a long time. HE WILL BE THE HUSBAND WHO YOU WILL SEE WEARING "I LOVE MY WIFE" TYPE OF SHIRT WITH THE UGLIEST FONT AND PHOTO TEMPLATE EVER. Once a person mentions your name he ain't gonna shut the fuck up.
I just know this marriage go'n be like Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's relationship 🙏🏻 ABSOLUTELY RANDOM TEXTS FROM HIM, UPDATING YOU TOO MUCH.
2:32 pm
gojo : shitting at the mall cuz i don't have anywhere to shit on.
gojo : [sent an attachment]
gojo : i miss you my wife, my beautiful wife.
gojo : [sent an attachment]
gojo : [sent an attachment]
gojo : your very handsome husband ❤️
2:40 pm
you : stop spamming me messages love, im at work 🙏🏻
gojo : why? is it turning you on 😏
you : that's a photo of your feet.
Gojo who became a seriously hands on person when you told him that you're pregnant — when he has missions with yuji, megumi, or maybe nobara and you told him that you're very tired to do anything today he will be like,"okay kids, I got to go I have important things to do." and dashed away before they could say something and mf arrived at yalls house within a second.
Gojo who cried when he carry his baby for the first time, he was sobbing like hell — girl dad? boy dad? BRO HE IS BOTH ‼️ "okay we'll name this one suguru and this one-" he is going to come up with the most ridiculous names, probably the worst one was his dead ancestor.
okay seriously, Gojo would be a full time dad after his children were born — he will always stay at home as much as he can, having twins isn't easy plus he's trying to help you with his full power and make sure you don't feel alone through this.
"gojo.." you grumble as you felt his presence disappearing next to you at bed, you open your eyes and sees he wasn't there which led you to stand up and start looking for him — you walk out of the bedroom and noticed that the twin's bedroom door was open so you check it out.
in your suprise, gojo was in the rocking chair with the twin's in his arms peacefully sleeping and he is snoring like hell. You can't help but smile seeing this moment, it warms you heart. You quickly grabbed your phone and took a quick photo, this is what you exactly wished for.
Gojo who couldn't stop posting you and his little angels and his fans are absolutely living for it, it's like his day wouldn't complete without posting cute photos of his angels and of course, you as well. Gojo is indeed a Facebook mom —
; gojosatoru
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─ 𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘪. (𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦) 🍊
⤷ summary: saudi arabian and australian grands prix happen! y/n starts making vlogs for the races and it reveals more about her and a certain driver's feelings than she hoped, not that she notices. poor oscar's stuck in the middle of it all but he's trying his best!
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mclaren saudi arabia, you were beautiful even if the results weren't! ready for what's to come
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user1 admin not using a single nice photo of the drivers 😭
user2 admin be honest is this your revenge era
mclaren well, yes!
user3 HELP MEEEE
user4 the way lando looks at her 😭
user5 this is a place of business
user6 oscar looks petrified 💀
mclaren dw guys we're still training him!
oscarpiastri wtf why would u say it like that, i'm not a dog
mclaren full-time team mascot, part time driver
user7 admin drop the insta your so pretty 😭😭
user8 no literally, content of her WHERE
mclaren ynusername 🤲🏼
user9 LETS FUCKING GO
user10 HER DISSING HER OWN TEAM 💀 THEY'RE GONNA FIRE YOU GIRL
mclaren they don't pay me to LIE
user11 CRAZYY
user12 LANDO IS NEVER GETTING A GOOD PIC EVER AGAIN 😭
mclaren what can i say, i am no mans peace 🥱
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landonorris reporting you to hr
mclaren for what
landonorris idk harrassment or something
mclaren ok keyboard warrior, lets calm down 💀
user14 KEYBOARD WARRIOR HELEPSJSM
user15 i vote admin just takes over and we don't even get driver pictures
user16 real and true
user17 i fear we may have lost the plot
user18 thoughts on today's results
mclaren i'm trying to be positive in general but man
user19 LMAOOOOO
user20 ik the pr department is shaking in their boots after every post notif
mclaren probably! but unfortunately for everyone, i am going to keep doing whatever i want
user21 no more lando beef, mclaren admin?
mclaren i forget but i never forgive. i forgot why we were fighting but i stay hating bitches 🥱
landonorris literally WHAT DID I DO
mclaren IDK BUT IK U PISSED ME OFF 🫵
oscarpiastri diabolical photo choice
oscarpiastri i look like a little kid on picture day
mclaren so basically your everyday look
oscarpiastri yk what you are making this work environment very hostile
mclaren i can make it more hostile if you want 🤨
oscarpiastri nevermind!!!
maxfewtrell most flattering lando picture i've seen in years
mclaren that's saying something isn't it 🤩
user22 i went to haterville and they all knew you admin
mclaren they actually just elected me mayor there!!! 💪🏻
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ynusername if my admin duties don't kill me, i promise my caffeine addiction will! (:
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user23 be honest, how many coffees have you had today
ynusername 3!
user24 oh that's not that bad
ynusername +5
user24 JESUS CHRSUT
bsfusername at this point i think meth would be healthier
ynusername honestly yeah
ynusername thanks for the suggestion!!
user25 nooo admin don't do meth ur so sexy aha
ynusername that just made me want to do meth more
landonorris so what i'm hearing is buying you an espresso machine would get me in your good graces 😇
user26 oh brother here he goes
ynusername you must be deaf then
landonorris 😔 2 espresso machines?
ynusername i don't want ur dirty espresso machines 🙄
oscarpiastri now what car is that 🫵
ynusername SHHHHH
oscarpiastri TRAITOR
bsf2username when your not busy being super sexy on a race track, can we go thrifting and get sweetgreen and overpriced coffee 🙏🏼🙏🏼
ynusername this could've been an email, get this out of my comments 💀
ynusername but yeah obviously
user27 admin vlogs when 😔
ynusername SOON!!! very very soon
user28 mother feeding us once again
ynusername brb, adding single mom who works two jobs, loves her kids, and never stops to my resume
danielricciardo coffee recipe where?
ynusername in your dms now ‼️
danielricciardo is this flirting
ynusername no if i was flirting i would've told you to ask me in person, i'm just being charitable
landonorris can i get the coffee recipe too then 🤲🏼
ynusername wdy want next, my mugs? keep on walking charity case
user29 CHARITY CASE IS CRAZYDFHAJ
user30 she's so effortlessly funny and mean i love her
user31 i feel like this is so unprofessional /:
ynusername babe professional where, you are on??? my personal?? account???
user32 maybe she's born with it, maybe it's the fact that she's consumed enough caffeine to tranquelize a horse
user33 oh please the horse would be dead
ynusername call an ambulance, BUT NOT FOR ME ‼️💪🏻🗣️
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"This thing better be working," could be heard slightly muffled in between vague shuffling sounds. After a second or two of incoherent noise, the camera footage finally came on. Y/N smiled at herself in the camera as the recording light blinked to life, and raised her hand victoriously. She grabbed the smile microphone in front of her and laughed, "It looks like everything is working. Thank God, I wouldn't have known how to fix it otherwise."
"Alright everybody, welcome to the first race weekend vlog hosted by me! Your favorite McLaren admin and social manager. It took me forever to figure out how I wanted to go about this, but now I think I settled on a format that will work," She explained as she walked around the small, clean kitchen that was within frame of the camera. She pulled a glass jar out of her cabinets and left it on the counter before pulling a jug of cold brew and a cartridge of milk out of her fridge.
"It is currently 7:30 A.M on March 29th, and I have a flight to Melbourne in 3 hours. I'm already packed and ready for this weekend, but I wanted to get an introduction filmed and I wanted to take a shower before I left." Y/N paused for a moment as she poured the coffee into her mason jar until she seemed satisfied and began to add some milk. "I am totally exhausted so this is probably cup one of like," she laughed, "I don't know seven probably. And this is a pretty big jar I won't lie."
"The race weekend doesn't technically start until Friday, so I'll be getting there a bit early, but I wanted to film some content before the race weekend gets really hectic, so McLaren is sending me a little bit earlier. I'm excited though! I love the heat, even if I live in London the antithesis of Australian weather," she taste-tested her coffee and hummed in delight.
"God I really never miss with this stuff," she said contently. "Anyway, it's a bit of an early start today, but I'll have plenty of time to sleep on the fight. I mean can you believe that London to Melbourne is a nearly 22 hours," she scoffed. "I vote that we start making all of the races in one place so I don't have to feel jet lag more painful than the force of 1,000 suns every other weekend. Not that I'm complaining," she chuckled awkwardly, "I love my job McLaren please don't fire me."
Abruptly an orange tabby cat came into the frame of the camera, causing Y/N to abruptly grab her glass jar in the hopes of avoiding a mess. She gasped, but laughed as the cat scampered off as quickly as it had come. She shook her head fondly.
"That, ladies and gentleman, was Cali! My cat. She's literally my baby, and I love her more than anything else on this earth. However, she does have an affinity for hitting things off of counters and breaking them. She also hates men and nearly all other animals, so she's basically the world's biggest hazard to society. She's a good girl, I love her." Y/N explained between sips of coffee as she stared wistfully past the the frame of the camera, where it could be assumed Cali had gone.
Abruptly an alarm went off and Y/N threw her head back with a groan.
"That means I have to get in the shower and get ready so I can leave on time," she said, before taking a few more sips of coffee. "I'm going to go do that, and the next time you'll hear my beautiful voice will be at the Melbourne Airport! Cue the travel montage!"
An assortment of clips follow. Y/N is seen dragging her luggage through Heathrow Airport. Y/N is seen ordering another coffee at the airport, finishing the coffee, and ordering another before her flight. Y/N is seen responding to emails from her airplane seat, editing video footage, and responding to instragram and twitter comments. Footage is shown outside the plane window of a cloudy, blue sky and a time lapse is shown as the sky grows beautiful shades of pink and red before becoming a starry-night sky. Y/N is seen cozy in a throw blanket and a travel pillow, presumably asleep with headphones on. Y/N is shown pulling her luggage through the airport once again, with a brand new coffee cup in hand. She smiles, taking a sip before she is seen settled down in a seat in the bustling airport.
"Twenty-two or so hours later and I have finally landed in Melbourne. I'm waiting for my Uber to get here so I can finally be taken to my hotel to drop my stuff off. I have a meeting with the McLaren drivers in two hours, but luckily I slept really well on the plane. I don't know how else I would be able to deal with Lando Norris. I'm going to finish this coffee in order to maximize my tolerance for the next few hours, but I suspect I'll be getting a new coffee before I reach that meeting. My addiction truly knows no bounds," she laughs, trying to ignore the people vaguely shown within frame that are staring at her speaking to a camera.
The camera cuts abruptly and the waiting screen from SpongeBob flashes on the screen, including the narrator's voice reading "2 hours later."
Y/N is shown once again in new clothes, a new coffee cup in hand, and luggage replaced by a small canvas bag. Her comfortable plane clothes have been swapped out for jean shorts and a plain white tank-top. Her hair is clipped back out of her face, and she is adorned with simple gold jewelry and light makeup.
Y/N smiles at the camera as she walks, bustling and talking heard around her, before whispering into the small microphone, "I have arrived at the McLaren garage. It is now time to meet with Lord Lando and workplace mascot Oscar Piastri," the titles slip off her tongue sarcastically and she doesn't bother suppressing an eye-roll.
In the next clip, Oscar and Lando are seen seated on either side of her as they sit in what seems like a board-room. Lando leans over and whispers something that the camera doesn't pick up and Oscar laughs while Y/N grimaces and reaches forward to readjust the camera. When the camera comes back on, Lando and Oscar are seated together on the left of Y/N as she faces on angle toward both them and the camera.
"Don't just sit there and look pretty, say hello to the camera boys," Y/N says and Oscar cackles at the disgruntled look on Lando's face.
"Is that your way of calling me pretty Y/N," Lando chokes out between laughs, and Y/N scoffs with an eye-roll.
"I was actually talking about Oscar, but whatever floats your little papaya boat Norris," Y/N deadpans and Oscar doubles over from the force of his laughter at the pout on Lando's face.
"That's not nice at all, I hope you know that. I think I am sitting here very prettily, thank you very much," Lando says, leaning into the girl next to him to speak into her microphone.
Y/N draws the microphone back, swatting him away, "Yes, yes quite prettily," Y/N mocks in a British accent.
Oscar, still trying to recover, joins in, "Pretty little Lando Norris," and Y/N laughs jovially, reaching across Lando as if the boy weren't there to high-five the Austrialian driver.
"Bullies, the lot of you," Lando mumbles and Y/N brushes off his comment without response before finally facing the camera.
"Anyway, welcome to the first McLaren race weekend vlog. I'm Y/N L/N, the best media manager in the whole god damn world, and this is Lando Norris, the biggest pain in my ass, and Oscar Piastri, the second biggest pain in my ass. How are you feeling about Melbourne boys?" Y/N questions, transitioning smoothly much to the British driver's chagrin.
"Feeling proud to be the second biggest pain in the ass and not the first. Probably the only time i've been glad to get second actually," Oscar comments and Y/N laughs as Lando shakes his head in disappointment.
"But in all seriousness it is good to be home, this is easily my favorite race of the year seeing as it's my home race and i'm looking forward to, hopefully, good results from our team," Oscar supplies and Y/N nods along to his words.
"Yes, Australia, we are in you and we are happy about it," both boys choked out a laugh at the manager's sexual innuendo and Oscar quickly covered his mouth with his hand so as not to react too much. "What about you Lando what are you feeling," Y/N questioned, leaning the small microphone to the boy.
"Feeling like that was a stupid joke. And also like I am going to be getting P1 this weekend. I can feel it in my bones."
"Leave my jokes alone Lando, you're not being paid to be a critic," she scoffed, "and if I recall, you said the same thing in Saudi Arabia not that long ago. What's changed now?"
Lando rolled his eyes, "What's changed is that we're in Australia now and I'm feeling much more confident."
"Well thank god for that," Y/N supplied unhelpfully as Oscar laughed.
"Now, what we really came here for, it's time to film a video for this channel, it's going to be a fan Q and A, I picked the questions. By the time this vlog is up, the QnA should've already been posted. So feel free to stop watching this and to go watch that or whatever," Y/N commented. "After that we're going to film a TikTok challenge," both and Lando and Oscar grimaced, but Y/N ignored their dismay at the idea of fiming yet another TikTok, so cue the montage! Filming time!" Y/N exclaimed and the screen transitioned to a new series of clips.
In the first clip Oscar and Lando were sitting in two chairs while Y/N sat across from them with a set of notecards.
"Lando, this question from user "ln4mania" asks, "Are you and admin actually friends? Or is the online beef real? The people demand answers!" Y/N reads off with a laugh.
"Do you hear that, the people demand answers Lando! Don't keep them waiting!" Oscar and Y/N laugh as Lando shakes his head and tucks his face into his hands.
"There is no beef, guys. Me and admin, or rather me and Y/N are just fine. We hadn't even actually met when that happened," Lando supplied between laughs. Y/N looked at the camera and rolled her eyes with a shake of her head, faux-disagreeing with the boy.
She ignored the simmering pit of disappointment in her stomach. She did in fact have a problem with entitled little Lando Norris who still gave her side-eyed looks and judgmental stares whenever he saw her. If that wasn't humiliating enough, Oscar had clearly noticed it too, which just gave Y/N the feeling that she wasn't being taken seriously at all now that Oscar understood Lando's lack of respect for Y/N. However that didn't matter in the current moment. All that mattered was making this video.
The next clip showed Lando and Oscar sitting at a table with bowls of water in front of them and towels strewn across a chair just within frame of the camera. Y/N stood behind them, hands rested in their hair as she reacted to the prompts being read by someone, an unnamed media intern, off-camera.
"Who is harder to make videos with?" The intern asked and Y/N huffed out a laugh as she let her hands fully grasp Lando's curls and push him into the water quickly. He sputtered, trying to blink the water out of his eyes as Y/N laughed at the wet-puppy dog look he was sporting.
Y/N tried to shake the ridiculous desire to let her hands run through the soft curls underneath her finger tips. Curse Lando and whatever stupidly good, rich-person hair routine he used that made him smell good and look good, and... whatever.
Lando, blinking water out of his eyes, was now undoubtedly certain that being damn-near waterboarded was worth it if it meant that Y/N would laugh like that again. He knew Oscar would harass him again later for being "down-bad" or something along those lines- as he had done every time he caught the man staring-, but as he caught a glimpse of Y/N's bright smile and shaking shoulders, he found he didn't really care.
The next clip showed Oscar, Lando, Y/N, and a laughing media intern as they all dried off- somehow all having become wet through the course of filming. Y/N dried herself off quickly, taking a sip of her newly refilled coffee, not seeing the way that only the camera and Oscar saw Lando stared at her until the driver was nudged back into focus on drying himself off.
A title-card once again came on the screen with white words on a photo collage of Australian grand-prix candids that Y/N had taken, reading "Race montage? More likely than you'd think."
Footage was shown of the free practice sessions. Oscar and Lando getting in and out of their cars. Engineers along the pit wall going over data. The team speaking incoherently, going over the game plan for Sunday's race. Oscar and Lando greeting fans, signing merch, and posing for photos. Y/N smiling and waving at a cheering crowd of people before staring at the camera incredulously with a small caption reading: "Omg she's famous your honor". More clips showed Lando laughing as Oscar tossed grapes and Lando moved to catch them with his mouth. Lando nearly choking as Y/N cackled in the background. Multiple clips showing Y/N with a fresh coffee, and another... and another, as Oscar's face in the background grew with concern. Zak Brown explaining to Y/N the dangers of caffeine overdose, and the need for moderation. Y/N explaining to Zak Brown that without coffee she would simply collapse and die, which the camera showed did nothing to ease her concern. Y/N getting caps signed by the drivers for fans and walking away with intricate friendship bracelets decorating her wrists.
And finally footage of the race. The engineers in the garage. The pit-crew changing tires. The cars racing past as Y/N watched attentively. Footage of the crowd as they cheered when the cars whizzed past. Smiling faces of fans. Y/N's cheers as Oscar and Lando passed. The smiling faces of McLaren employees as Lando and Oscar crossed the checkered flag in P6 and P8 respectively.
Y/N accepting hugs from both drivers, ignoring the burning sensation in her stomach as Lando wrapped his arms around her with a smile and a laugh. Y/N calling Lando smelly and telling him to go wash off if he wants to hug her next time, and him rolling his eyes at her fondly before making a face at the camera. The podium celebration is shown and Y/N smiles as the anthem plays, even though it's not for her own team.
The final clip is shown of Y/N in her hotel room, comfortable in sweats as she sits on the unmade bed.
"Not bad results this week guys! P6 for Lando and P8 for Oscar, which are good points for the team. I'm happy on my end, I think we got some good content filmed, and I am now ready to go to sleep so I can get home to Cali and my own bed quicker. I hope you enjoyed this video, and if you didn't don't tell me because I don't care!" Y/N jokes with a smile.
"Hopefully I will see you all at the next race, if not the race after that! Bye papaya fans, and be sure to follow us on instagram and all of the other social platforms!" Y/N exclaimed, gesturing to the list of the social media handles that appeared on her right hand side.
And with that, the camera cut to black.
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ynusername afraid to report that i fought jetlag and lost 😔 i did sleep for 25 hours straight after melbourne and i had no clue where i was when i woke up! shout out cali for waking me up 🙏🏼 best friend frl
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bsfusername i'm going to try not to be offended by that caption (love you bb cali) but FUCK YOU CAUSE I BOUGHT YOUR ASS BREAKFAST
ynusername my bad! s/o to that bomb ass omlette 🤩
bsfusername never doing shit for you again
user34 that vlog was god tier, how long did that take
ynusername it took 7 hours of editing and years off my life, thanks so much for asking 🥳
maxverstappen1 thanks again for those podium photos! you have a gift for photography 💪🏻
ynusername don't mention it! 👍🏼
ynusername (no seriously, mclaren might behead me)
mclaren beheading is so last year. firing squad. 🗣️
user35 not y/n threatening herself 💀
oscarpiastri suprised your body didn't naturally wake up for coffee
ynusername it did! just 25 hours later
user36 your poor cat was literally starving for a whole day? youre a horrible owner
ynusername let me introduce you to god's greatest creation: the automatic feeder!!! i'm sure they can mail one to whatever fucking rock you live under!
user37 PERIODDDD
user38 me personally? i'd never log on again
user39 she needs a personal channel 🙏🏼🙏🏼 i'd subscribe
user40 her cat is so cute 😭😭😭 gimme that
ynusername 🫵 STAY BACK HEATHEN, NO ONE TOUCHES CALI AND LIVES
user40 my bad fam 🧍🏻♀️
user41 i want someone to love me as much as she loves that mean ass cat
landonorris don't you have a job to be doing 💀💀 she slept through a full work day
user42 lando always on her ass and for whattttt
user43 obsessed obsessed obsessed
ynusername i had the day off! but not the guy who was streaming video games coming for me 🥱 talking bout get a job
user44 lando and y/n beefing on insta again? we're so back
user45 at this point instagram comment beef isn't enough, they need to duel or some shit
user46 the caffeine addiction almost got her guys
ynusername i wish it would, then i wouldn't have to work with lando's annoying ass
landonorris I CAN SEE YOUR COMMENTS???
ynusername THAT'S THE POINT
user47 honestly just give her a gun atp, these men test her too damn much
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user48 NURSE 🫵 SHE'S RIGHT HERE
user49 no fr, like let's get back to bed grandma
user50 OP, are you concussed?
user51 no actually cause didn't y/n just say she wanted to khs working with him 💀💀
pastryboy81 that sign can't stop me, because i can't read!
user53 OK I ACTUALLY SEE THE VISION
user54 ARE YOUR EYES CLOSED???!1!1
user55 i fear i totally get it 😔
user56 it's giving enemies to lovers, secret relationship type vibe lowkkkk
user57 no deadass like he hugged her reallll tight
user58 she also hugged oscar 😭😭?? and he has a whole gf
user59 the way she shoved him off and told him he reeked not 5 seconds after 💀 delusion is a disease yall
user60 someone call the f1 gossip pages cause 😗
user61 more like someone call the ward cause somethings real off with yall 🤨
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