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biblically accurate depiction of bedtime in the doorman household
#im uzi doorman and youre not dont @ me#me and wifey#we are nuzi#dont @ me#i love them so much#aaaaaaaaaa#august 23#I FORGOT A TAG#Nuzi#murder drones nuzi#md nuzi#nuzi fanart#murder drones#n x uzi
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Batman Appreciation Post #9
Very Demure
Batman Master Collection
#very cutesy#very demure#very mindful#draw me like one of your french girls#he’s babygirl#he deserves princess treatment#reasons why batman would make the perfect wifey#dc#dc comics#official#batfam#batfamily#batman#bruce wayne#batmancollection
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hoping these dont get horribly compressed teehee
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i used to do a lot of sprite animations for pokemon showdown awa i mostly keep my smogon work separate from this blog but i wanted to show off a few of my favs since this used to be my main Thing hehe
#pokemon#i should do more of these theyre really fun hehe#theyre very time consuming tho and i like drawing my ocs more#me and wifey both have a showdown addiction and its fun seeing my work in game#also theres like 50 of these i might post more awa
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mommy!hyunjin, i said what i said
(he can rail me)
-contains mature themes
"is mommy fucking you good?" hyunjin mumbled, groaning at how tight you were. you couldn't help it.
everything was so hot. he was so hot. his length pushing inside of you was even hotter.
you wanted him to stay there. to stay buried deep inside of you.
"fuck, s-stop clenching so much" he cursed out, gripping your thighs that had him plastered to you.
"m-mommy" you moaned out before he could press his lips against yours. his tongue swiping against your chapped bottom lip.
he was everywhere.
"mommy's here, baby" hyunjin reassured, thrusting into you at a pace that had you keening. you wanted to rile him up. make him see stars.
"what about y-your husband...?"
his eyes darkened, halting everything he was doing.
was it so wrong to bring up the messed up skz family skit into this?
hyunjin was still dressed up as jisung's beloved wife. a beautiful sight.
his white button up shirt falling off one of his shoulders, exposing his smooth skin. his pretty short pants discarded on the side somewhere.
his hair was tied back, a few extensions added to make his bun look fuller. two hooped gold earrings on his ears. he looked like a rich aunty.
a milf, to be exact. your milf.
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it all started when the skz family skit has just got done. hardly an hour had passed. everyone seemed to fit their roles so well.
especially one person. hyunjin, that is.
his hair looked so pretty tied up, a few strands cradling his face. his face was so pretty but the way he sat gave it all away. his legs spread, arms crossed behind his head as he leaned back. watching them play with focused eyes. it suited him. the whole concept.
you just wanted to get on your knees and suck him off.
what did it for you was the fact that he smiled so proudly when his "kids" called him mommy.
something you had always wished to call him.
when you looked at him. it was never daddy. he didn't give off those vibes.
it was always mommy.
mommy hyunjin fucking you into oblivion.
mommy hyunjin making you gag on his cock.
mommy hyunjin having his way with you.
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"mommy-"
you unconciously said when they had finished shooting. the rest of them were in the other rooms. joking around and laughing. you could hear minho scold seungmin. perhaps he needed help with getting the hanbok off.
hyunjin and you were the only ones left in the room. so when u said that. you froze. your inner thoughts had managed to get out.
"yeah?" hyunjin replied, not even looking at you. he was busily poking and prodding at his hair in the mirror. his eyes met yours through the mirror.
what the actual fuck-
did he really respond to that so cooly. he turned around, a suggestive expression on his face.
shit...he looked so..wow.
and thats how you ended up in this situation.
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you waited for him to respond. his dick throbbing inside of you. everything still.
"my husband? why would i ever need that man" he played along. if it anyone were to hear, they'd actually believe it. his acting skills were impeccable when not scripted.
he leaned forward, his hands gripping the side of the table he had made you sit on.
you trembled when his lips brushed past your ear.
"you fuck me so much better than that unloyal bastard"
he whispered breathily. you whimpered. his hand immediately coming up to cover your mouth. muffling any sounds you could make.
"plus you're perfect for me. and i love everything about you"
he bucked his hips, hitting a spot that had you drooling into his palm. his eyes locked onto yours.
"shhh do you want him to hear us?"
"i bet you do...want them all to hear how mommy's dick makes you a dumb cockslut"
"m' not a slut"
you mumbled, or atleast tried to against his hand. he pulled out completely, his tip barely pressing against your folds.
"yeah you are. only for me though, right?"
there was a comforting tone in his voice. hyunjin knew how sometimes degrading names could trigger you. it was only until you confirmed that he continued.
"only i get the privilege to see you falling apart"
you nodded, a low moan leaving his lips, as he took his hand off your mouth. you knew you were a mess. even more so then before.
"hyunj-"
you gasped as his hand made contact with your cheek. you could feel yourself get wetter as the pain set in. he had slapped you. he clicked his tongue.
waiting.
"mommy..s-sorry aah-" you bit down on your lip as he pushed into you in one swift motion. never slowing down.
"you're so m-much better than my husband"
"take me so well...hng-ghn so tight" he gasped as you unconciously clenched around him. pulling him in. making him lose his mind.
"shit so warm and wet'nside..all for me"
"look d-down"
you mumbled, holding his hand that was on your hip and placing it against your lower stomach, just below your navel. he looked down, focusing on the imprint of his length inside of you.
disappearing and reappearing as he pushed in and pulled out repeatedly.
"so deep inside of you..bet i could fuck my babies into you"
both of you moaning when he pressed against the bulge. you were so close.
"i can f-feel you all around me" hyunjin mumbled. your eyes rolled back. an intense feeling bubbling inside of you, waiting to be released.
"i'm cumming" you gasped out, grabbing onto his neck, pulling him closer.
"cum for me"
white filled your vision. a whole wave of pleasure washing all over you.
going limp, you whined at the overstimulation. hyunjin was still chasing his orgasm. grunts and little high pitched moans leaving his swollen lips.
"i-in my m-mouth" you muttered, trying to get him to pull out. his eyebrows furrowed. maybe he didn't hear you.
"h-huh?"
he pulled out slowly with uncertainty, stroking his dick. his orgasm seconds away. a little longer and he'd end up losing it.
you got off the table. practically falling onto the carpetted floor. kneeling down infront of him. you kept your mouth open, sticking your tongue out. just enough. centimeters away from his dick.
"warn a man, goddamnit"
he cursed out. you couldn't help but smile. a long drawn out cry escaping him as he came. streaks of white coating your tongue.
"ahh-hha" he threw his head back, closing his eyes tightly.
perhaps the sight of you running your tongue from his base all the way up to his sensitive weeping tip was too much of a sight to handle.
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"so you like calling me mommy?"
"HYUNJIN-"
#hyunjin is mommy#i need mommy hyunjin#wife me up#be my wife#aaahhhh i think im in love with wifey hyunjin#I could treat him so well#stray kids smut#skz smut#stray kids imagines#skz imagines#skz drabbles#hwang hyunjin smut#hyunjin smut#hwang hyunjin imagines#hyunjin imagines#lee know smut#lee minho smut#bang chan smut#mommy hyunjin#dom!hyunjin#skz family#fem hyunjin#aunty hyunjin#wife hyunjin#fluffylino works
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Post hot tub, pre bedtime 😈
#hot wifey#40ish#natural body#curvy girls#shared wives#nudephotography#hot tub#sexy time#come play with me 🍑😏
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Hey hey😇 Long time no see, I hope 2024 has been treating you all ok (though it’s been rough, needless to say)🥲💗
I don’t normally do this, but I’m in need of extra funds, so I wanted to post a reminder that I have a store with prints and merch of my art! I had to switch back to Redbubble, link below. Perhaps some of you might be interested, especially before the holidays, if it's not too late!
💚STORE💚
Note: if there is an item or art that you’d like but can’t find - you’re welcome to reach out, I’d love to make it available for you!
💚You can also support me directly: ko-fi.com/upthehillart💚
ALSO, there will be some commission action over at @upthehillnsfw soon, I'll be posting what I'm making - so that's something to look forward to!🌶️
Thank you to anyone who can afford this and to everyone who’s still here🥹💗 I wish to have more time and energy to create more of what I regularly daydream about anyways, I can’t wait to be a more active part of our community again 🌠 Much love💗
#inflation has been a biiiiiich.... need to support me and my wifey... we're both burnt out😅 i'm sure that many of you relate...#big hug if you do 🫂 you got this#if you have any questions (about this or anything else) - my DMs are open!#MISS YOU ALL AHHHH😭💗💗💗#support artists#announcement
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wait, who's getting married??
#akeshu#p5r#persona#p5r spoilers#but also ft royal trio#art tag#throwback to when i first saw maruki's outfit and my first thought was#OMG HE'S A GROOM ?? FOR HIS MISSED WEDDING????#but then i realised it was probs supposed to be more like a therapist theme or sth to go with his palace#BUT THEN I WAS LIKE THAT COLLAR LOWKEY PRIEST-LIKE THO WHY?#idk to me it was a fusion of the three vibes#anyway in my head i think goro would be like#marriage is not on the table until you graduate and get a degree and you are self-sufficient and on equal footing with me#(but in reality he wouldnt really care and he'd keep his stay at home wifey happy no matter what)#(but ofc he wont say that)#and akiren is just like ok :3 i guess it's his rival thing kicking in again#they'd have a whole convo with akechi like#you need these requirements i wont even CONSIDER otherwise#and akiren goes IS THAT A PROPOSAL??#i wanted to draw an extra for this#but im mega tired and no time :(#also i hope this isnt too blurry?? it looks kinda blurry when uploading
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I'm gonna print this picture and put it in my wallet like he's my wife at home waiting for me to come back from work.
#— ࣪ ⊹ 🪐 ruby's thoughts#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#resident evil#he's so wifey in here please let me put a ring on his finger
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did we as a fandom just collectively forget how Kaz Brekker swallowed and regurgitated a bomb? I can't tell if I should be surprised or not tbh.
#soc fandom#six of crows#six of crows duology#the dregs#grishaverse#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#inej x kaz#kazzle dazzle#wtf is wrong with this kid#wylan van sunshine#wylan van eck#jesper fahey#jesper x wylan#wylan x jesper#kaz x inej#kanej#kanej supremacy#wesper supremacy#nina zenik#nina is wifey confirmed#nina x matthias#these tags are just me simping for nina tbh#love that for me#how do i even tag this
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this is. beyond sickening.
#lestappen#classic lestappen moment where they both laugh then look at the other for their reaction#whyyyy why do they do this#not even trying to hide their yearning on main#the smile that breaks out on max’s face when he sees wifey giggling#it kills me
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Monday mornings…😴
#hot wifey#40ish#natural body#curvy girls#shared wives#nudephotography#nude sleeping#milfy#canadianmilf#sexymilf#spoon me
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Love that we have the option to flirt with Jing Yuan in broad daylight and in front of everyone by telling him he's in our dreams.
Sorry Yanqing, your dad is a milf
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr jing yuan#honkai star rail jing yuan#jing yuan#yanqing#caelus#this was right in front of Huayian and Yunli too actually wasn't it#In my heart March 7th made a scandalized face and Dan Heng desperately tried to dissociate#Caelus would you fucking behave#people know us here JFKLDAJFKLDA#I FINALLY finished 2.4 yesterday#now I can stop avoiding tumblr and twitter to keep away the spoilers yayyyy#me watching Jing Yuan get bullied this entire patch: leave my poor wifey alone!!
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#‘let’s go wifey’#the look in his eyes#the outstretched hand#yeah this ended me#colin bridgerton#polin#bridgerton#colin ‘my wife’ bridgerton#luke newton
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Woah whats that? Is that all Gabe's animations put into a convenient ref video for you alll? Thats sooo crazy omg..
also
#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#this took me. licherally all day. i will not be doing vids like this for other enemies/bosses its too time consuming#im only insane enough to do this for my wifey#video#non voice post#Youtube
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hi everyone how are we doing i'll go first i'm doing Bad :)
#OFMD#OFMD Season 3#and i guess this also applies to-#Good Omens#JSDLKSJDLKS#these little whispers of similar posts inspired me idk#and also meow and the wifey in my dm's have expressed Similar Pain#it's just HARD OUT HERE#also me clowning lol 'i'm trying to be patient' and then whips back around with this post#BUT I JUST HSJKDKLSDS LIKE I WILL WAIT#BUT I'M ANXIOUS ABOUT IT :)#IT'S JUST A WAY MORE NERVE-WRACKING WAIT#BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST THE STUDIOS AT ALLLLLL#and god it's like#with ofmd AND good omens#it's legitimately just one more season#surely they'd just want to finish the story and see it all completely through and lock the viewership IN#SURELY IT WOULD MAKE THE MOST FINANCIAL SENSE TO WRAP UP A STORY AND THEN HAVE A COMPLETED STORY AND ATTRACT PEOPLE WITH THAT STABILITY#RIGHT???#LIKE COME ON NOW
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