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candidsub · 13 days

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novakiart · 7 months

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spideypool but it's a comedy of errors

#peter parker #wade wilson #spider-man #deadpool #spideypool #peter is going to have a long hard look at himself in the mirror about his spidey sense not triggering #(you know what else is long and hard—)#wade: see that metro bus over there?#peter: yeah....#wade: i save. you film #peter: save it from wh—#wade pulling explosives out of his pockets: grab your camera babe we're on a time crunch here #who will write this for me #mine

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goddess0fgluttony · 22 days

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My new xl lingerie fits right? 🧐

#chubby #feedee encouragement #feedee girl #feedee piggy #feeding kink #feedly #feed me #feedee feeder #feederist #thick babe #gluttonous piggy #goddessofgluttony

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itsthebeastpeddler · 7 months

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on my bimonthly trip to Silent Hill to buy poly-fil

#also look how the person next to me is parked #stellar job there babe

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me-beef · 16 days

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@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high #but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD #i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence #and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking #anyways #this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES #i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards #i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it #i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4 #but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy #it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com #mlp #mlp fim #mlp friendship is magic #mlp g4 #mlp fanart #princess celestia #princess luna #rainbow dash #fluttershy #spike the dragon #zephyr breeze #horse comic #me art #also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it #though it does look. exactly like comic sans #idk how to feel about that tbh #wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh

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candidsub · 16 days

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$Dm if ur interested in the full vid$

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wickedhawtwexler · 2 years

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me when other people tag me in things: this person??? thought about me???? i'm so flattered??????? 🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕

me when i consider tagging someone in a post: i am annoying!!!! i am overstepping every single boundary!!!! i am making an absolute fool out of myself!!!!!!

#i'm making a post for my ~*~ 2k follower celebration ~*~#and idk the thought of tagging mutuals in it makes me so self conscious!!!!#even though i love being tagged in other people's follower celebrations!!!!#my brain is so stupid like babe this is tumblr dot com let's not overthink this #m.txt

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confirmeddead · 3 months

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Armand really picked the worst guy to turn into a vampire and run away from.

He’s an investigative journalist and you’re a chronically online iPad kid. The moment you log in to play Minecraft, Daniel has his Gen Z assistant notifying him.

#good luck babe #these scenarios are keeping me sane #armand #daniel molloy #the vampire armand #interview with the vampire #iwtv #devil’s minion #the devil’s minion

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goddess0fgluttony · 2 months

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