#me and Micheal tried to go to therapy and our DM was against it so he made us get attacked by a random gang
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This is giving the same energy as me marrying a spider in D&D
Your uncle says to you "I'm the one who got your parents together. It was a hard dungeon raid and-". Your father interrupts "I HAD TO PERFORM SO MANY HEALINGS ON THIS MAN THAT I AM ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THE GODDESS! THAT'S HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!"
#life is great#one of my companions keeps trying to kill said spider out of jealousy#companions name is Krombopulus Micheal#me and Micheal tried to go to therapy and our DM was against it so he made us get attacked by a random gang#our DM hates mental health trust
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