#me (does not listen to music a lot) vs the feminine urge to make a musical

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Why am I lowkey like imaging the Neo-Beasts bursting into song? (Sorry I'm so into musicals, and villain songs are BOMB)

Musical headcanons my BELOVED

Baau musical au or something, I would love to think about that… naturally all neobeasts have a villain song (cacao too but he’s not the one singing it. OR IS HE). Lily’s is a nigh operatic soliloquy full of soft harps and haunting strings, Celestial Cheese’s is energetic and bombastic like showbiz, Saint’s song is hypnotically calm and angelic but turns into an unsettling hymn at the end. Shmilk has an entire friend like me inspired number with Crepe, the entire Dragonberry Saga plays out like a Disney musical with Princess being primadonna, Choco sings bc I said so. Among others. Baau spice would also sing. Oh yeah. OG beasts get songs. I could keep going. I love thinking about musical headcanons