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orangy mcorange
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"HEY!!"
"I don't run around calling your McOrange cause of your hair, do I!? No! There's a realm of differences with color coincidences here!" :[
Tonia self-consciously puts both her hands on her head, like she's shielding herself from the rain.
"First off, my hair's brown!" And silvery-white on the ends, with leaves and flowers growing out of it. But it's primarily a homely ginger brown, almost like a certain carrot-haired guy who really likes to fight and is stupidly tall as a chimney and is stupid in the head too - which is not the main thing here, actually.
"And I don't care about the color differences or whateverâyou're a grey banana! Actually, you're just banana-banana, because you called me McOrange! Ba-na-na, you're a banana forever now!!"
#ic | (heard and loved);#astrxlfinale#crack | (an egg with some toast);#era | (giant powerful omniscient tree said go take a vacation probably);#(hi caelus thx for tuning into the childish child show you are now a banana)
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Grabby hands McOrange face is NOT to be trusted with needles
would you trust your pfp to do your hrt
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Pansy ass orange shit bag; will campaign to reelect the genocidal dementia patient just to keep Clown Shoes McOrange out of office, or at least out of the popular vote.
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horatio "the nose" mcorange, eater of plastic
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my boss calls the Oilers "McOranges" and I love it
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These are my mom's cats, they always help me feel better when I'm feeling down. I hope they make you feel better too! The top one is Mr. Fluffums McOrange Boy, the white one is Sandy, and the bottom one is Bootsie. ---' This is so sweet,, i honestly cant stop smiling,,, thank u so much aaaa ;;o;; đđđđ
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continued from @uchjha!
â if you fucks didnât love him so much, heâd be a dead man walking. â sasukeâs blood is poison, now. his snakes have bitten him so much, his body has been experimented upon to the point that his blood contains a venom so potent it could kill a man. & by the sage, he puts every ounce of that into his words. he hates orochimaru, what that sick fuck did to them, how he took in screwed up kids promising to fix them & just made it worse. sasukeâs not bitter that his friends chose orochimaru over him, chose sasukeâs own tormentor over himself. their choice only haunts ever step that he takes; wondering if he is so horrible that even orochimaru is better than he is.
  â ...câmon, man, you know it ainât that simple, â suigetsu says weakly, looking at his feet. â you know better than anyone i got no love for the fucker, but ... i mean, yâknow, itâs not like we can just up and leave. weâre still technically criminals ... â because we associated with you, is the rebuttal left dangling unsaid at the end of his words. but he figures they both know it, and thereâs no point saying shit that wouldnât make either of them feel any better.Â
  â maybe itâd be different if we all had pardons like you, but we donât. your buddy hokage-hat mcOrange wonât give us the time of day. those guys donât care if we joined orochimaru-saâ orochimaru, willingly or not. man, you think i like beinâ stuck here playing house? he had me in a fuckinâ fishtank, eatinâ and shittinâ through tubes, sasuke. but if itâs this or a cell, then, yâknow, i ... â he hesitates, scratching at the back of his neck with a sigh. â itâs that sayinâ, right? the devil you know... â Â
  of course, it was true that orochimaru wasnât likely to stop him if he walked out the door one day. but he didnât really have anywhere else to go. it leaves a bad taste in his mouth, thinking that heâs letting sasuke downâ betraying him, the guy who'd saved his fucking skinâ more out of fear than anything else. not proud, not safe, not happy. he stares at the cold stone floors, blocking out a fleeting thought on what could have been if he hadnât skipped class that one winterâs day. unproductive memory. that was what orochimaru called it.
#this convo is making me think of that regina spektor song two birds#and i'm sad now. hey#THREADS.#IC.#VERSE: BE AS WATER.#sorry i made it long. you know i love a longy#uchjha
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21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?I'd look just as ugly as I do now, and I'd piss on a bunch of different trees. And probably observe my dick considering I've never seen one before.3. The person you would never want to meet?The first president in over 100 years not to have a dog aka dick face McOrange5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?A dogwood25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?I'd give it to my parents and ask them to donate to Vet Ranch.
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me: you shouldn't talk about politicians appearance. It's irrelevant. me when anyone brings up trump: oh you mean tiny hands mcorange-face?
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Nicknames for 45
I'm writing an essay for economics on the racist orange and I need nicknames. I've made a point of not saying his name at all. So far I have: -McOrange -Pumpkin King -President Tiny Hands -Voldemort (but orange) -Fuhrer -Cheeto Jesus -Tangerine Nazi -Unsweet McPotato -Jabba the Nazi -Fascist Goldfish -Mein Kampf: Volume II Reblog with more nicknames!!
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My boyfriend and I are attending one of the women's marches tomorrow. These are our signs! I I encourage all of my followers to attend a March if they can to support the rights of all the groups that have been marginalized throughout this whole election season by Tiny Hands McOrange Face. There is no more room for neutrality. Peoples lives are at stake, take a stand and be heard!
#women's march#anti-trump#women's rights#LGBT rights#anti-xenophobia#freedom of religion#freedom of speech#protest
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Why was Miley Cyrus' pasty ass at the Women's March when she said she supported Babyhands McOrange?!?
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https://www.buzzfeed.com/briannasacks/trump-defends-his-slow-response-against-white-nationalism?utm_term=.pu6Q25ry3#.qhlDEGZel
Yâall want proof FuckFace McOrange is indeed a racist? Here ya fucking go.Â
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In response to the Tell Me Who I Am ask: You are the ruler of a far away galaxy named SlorfagliġvĹlĂŚĹx, who was defeated in battle. Your kind cannot die, so your memories were wiped and you were sent to earth đ, where you live as an adorable lol gay bean of ace-ness and fem slash. But one day you will remember who you are and return to the rainbow galaxy, where you shall defeat the new ruler (lord crusty McOrange tiny hands II) and take your rightful place as leader. Your people need you.
@darklittlestories Is this you who sent me this???
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