#mckinleygirl

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WELCOME TO MY ANNOYING BLOG

it's time I made one of these intro posties

I'M MCKINLEYGIRL98!!!

AKA: Elizabeth!

Any prns. She/they most often. Bi. A MINOR!!! KEEP THIS IN MIND CREEPERS WHO TRY AND BE CREEPY!

As you can tell I literally LOOOVEE history sososo much! I mainly focus on US history, but there was a time when I was obsessed with the 1500s and Tudors. So occasionally I'll mention it.

Some of my areas of interest include:

Civil War

Similarly, the Lincoln assassination. Talk to me about David Herold. PLEASE.

Similarly, William McKinley

Similarly, the early 1900s. Life at the turn of the century!

The presidents!

Political studies

Booth family

Some other things I like are:

The Beatles (Ringo is my fav)

House M.D.

Weezer

Hornblower

The Terror (RARELY)

Sir Isaac Newton (i know. he's just rlly interesting)

My job. I talk about my job a lot.

MY CHARACTERS! I love to write historical and history-related stories and I have a lot of characters.

#andrew jackson bbq <- my general US history tag

#uss maine blown up <- 1900s

#tippertown chronicles <- when I talk about one my stories, about a woman named April Fools in the 1900s.

I talk about some heavy stuff on this blog VERY RARELY. I try to keep it pretty chipper and upbeat here, but I struggle with diagnosed OCD, anxiety, etc.

I'll edit this as I go!

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whoever played Czolgosz stole my heart and ran away with it and will never give it back

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ok haha but what if this story was about sisterhood haha and what if april was janes primary caretaker since their parents died haha

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“I believe you, dammit!” Denny cried. He turned up the radio. “Now shut up!” After a while of Geronimo Goodheart staring at him with big, fake sad eyes, he couldn’t help but feel a little sorry. 

“You want a smoke?”

The money man grinned and nodded, roaring with laughter. It was distracting Denny from the road, and yet, the man was overjoyed, exclaiming wildly, “Atta boy! That’s what I like to hear, kid.”

@malkaleh and anyone else who sees this and wants to participate!! because writing <3!!! and please... participate i neeed to read something

tagged by @wronglennon to post seven sentences of a wip!

John grins at him, takes another lazy drag and holds it in for a few seconds before he pulls Paul in close by the nape of his neck. He's quick on the uptake and his mouth falls open, breathing in the whorl of smoke. In a smooth motion he pinches the joint out of John’s fingers, repeats and reverses. Then John ducks in and kisses him low on the curve of his jaw; it flips Paul’s stomach in a way that feels akin to panic. So he turns back to the last burning drags that make him cough, stubs the joint out on the windowsill, and flicks it to fall somewhere unknown in the garden. They stand together and Paul watches, curious, as John gets himself dressed. He puffs out a little laugh as he watches John tuck his ciggies and lighter into the sporran slung around his waist.

yayy if you see this consider yourself tagged! show me your writing please please

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sobs violently

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it's... me!

i was trying to get a pick out ofa guitar. last night.

i have a 2 minute video of me shaking a guitar (mind you, it fell out in the beginning of the video, so the last minute and a half were me still shaking it and not noticing

the stain on my pants is kielbasa soup. i've been eating it for four days straight (we made FAR TOO MUCH)

Tomorrow I will read Death of Riley!

please no creeps. I AM a minor. KEEP THIS IN MIND. I AM a teenager. i am very brave and it is of my free will i'm showing myself off. so PLEASE PLEASE be kind and... i'm so excited to meet you!

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mckinleygirl's partied out

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best things that happen in the time travel comic:

Isaac Newton hates apples for the rest of his life and gets annoyed when people offer them to him

"EDWINNING!!!!!!! 😍 😘"

Leon Czolgoz sticks his head in a freezer

in reference to edwinning, Edwin Booth hooks up with a 90s blonde fashion designer when she was broke and then she got rich and he got banned from time travel bc she had his edgy gay theater kid gen Z daughter and they got married. edlosing

John Wilkes Booth and Billy the Kid shoot each other at the exact same time

Abe Lincoln and Queen Elizabeth I are literally BESTIES 4 life

Some freaky girl from the 50s undergoes some INSANE character development in the 70s and becomes mellow, then dies in childbirth causing David Herold to have a mental breakdown (he befriended her)

TONS of Herold shenanigans. Beatles haircuts. Chain smoking. Arson. Incredible character development where his moral values completely shift and he ditches Johnny Booth

Everyone loves Frank Zappa and they have numerous dance party sequences

Albert Einstein is evil (it's the driving detail)

Albert Einstein has a pet chicken

and other miscellaneous shenanigans

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HELLO I FOUND AN OLD NOTEBOOK I HAD PAINTED?!

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This is my hair length now btw for reference. Bit long for my taste

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“that horrible little boy!”

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front porch campaign looking ass

hashtag I’m 5 foot 2 hashtag I’m not gonna get any taller and my feet will never touch the ground

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also say hi to charles

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I SAW A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM!

Genuinely THE funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I’ve been super depressed and this seriously brought up my mood by ten thousand percent. Tears-rolling-down-my-face silly

the actors were INCREDIBLE! They were in modern dress- the guy playing Nick Bottom (Pyramus) dressed EXACTLY like me. My friends were all making fun of me for it.

oh my god. It was just so SILLY!!! They used Shakespearean traditional English but in a modern tone and their expression was so exaggerated but real at the same time. They were like cartoon characters.

Lysander was my favorite. So funny

Robin Goodfellow/Puck was absolutely CRAZY! dancing around the stage and screaming CRAZY! I loved it ! He also played the violin REALLY well. In fact, all the singing and instrument playing was incredible!

there was a LOT of silly screaming and dancing around the stage like a madman too, not just from Puck.

overall, hilarious!

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I'm literally obsessed with your profile picture.

THAAAANKS! it’s William McKinley!