#mchouse

[fikiandbiki]

Modern Log Cabin & Interior | Minecraft

Tutorial is on our YouTube channel: Fiki & Biki 🐔

[yetanotherthriftblog]

and how was your morning?

Got my ass up and plotted out my day.

Went to Deseret Industries to have a look around.

There’s an accident in front of the Taco Time so had to go a different route out of the parking lot.

See signs saying there’s a community garage sale nearby.

“Nearby” makes me drive about ten miles, when geographically it was about two miles in the opposite direction from Taco Time.

It’s the one time a year the citizens who are serfs to this development company (17 properties involved) get to have a yardsale without the HOA coming down on them [theoretically].

Follow the handmade green signs with arrows. Two on different long dead-end roads point toward land that has not been developed yet.

Turn around, look for the printed signs, maybe they give a clue.

Over a hundred professional signs can be seen. Not kidding, there are two at every intersection in the sprawling area this company owns. McHouses in eight colors as far as the eye can see with sections named like Deer Meadow [no deer or meadow], Quiet Brooks [no running water], and The Sunset [no view].

DID NOT SEE EVEN ONE YARDSALE. IS NO ONE PARTICIPATING?

None of the signs have an address and “garage sale” implies there’s a building. Google for more info.

2019 Facebook post for the event.

2022 Facebook group for the event.

Finally find the company’s Facebook page that says it’s today, and gives an address to the private park in one of their properties two miles away.

It’s just a park with a small building tenants can rent, so not here.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS COMMUNITY GARAGE SALE THEN??

Give up, go to Goodwill. Where there’s a handmade sign on the corner.

Go to a real yardsale that isn’t in a subdivision, find great things, spend money, come home and start in on the laundry.

Decide that a certain management firm owes me $2 for gas but they will never be able to give me that time back.

[mchouseorgfarm]

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[barlemusic]

Good (#architecture) Morning ⛩️ "Framed by nature, MC House's project is an ode to minimalism. The architects José Basiches and Ronaldo Shinohara audaciously proposed to coat the 1,800 sqm house in only one finishing: white concrete. The result is a poetic contrast between architecture and the native vegetation that is perfectly integrated to the landscape design proposed by Hanazaki. Another highlight in the project is the elegant lighting design, which makes the house work as a lamp during nights, promoting a refugee in the city to the family who lives there." _project: #MCHouse _architecture: #Basiches _landscape design: #AlexHanazaki _photographer: #FranParente _lighting project: #MingroneIluminacao _woodworks: #neobambu _facade’s material: #tresunorevestimentos _coating application: #lab88revestimentos _coating: #colormixrevestimentos _source: #architecturehunter (at Hake Cape Hill) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfbJO6fjy_A/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[housexmcqueen4ever]

chapter 2

Later that evening began just as typical as any other; House decided to spend it with another prostitute for the third time this week while simultaneously contemplating the case of the patient from earlier in the day. He rather enjoys merging these two things together as a sort of fetish; combining meaningless and purely sexual relations with random women on a regular basis, and solving the metaphorical Rubik’s Cube of Diagnostics. As he was analyzing the symptoms and the reasons behind them, House found himself becoming increasingly frustrated from not being able to solve this puzzle. He couldn't concentrate on anything; his mind was far too distracted from thinking about that one particular race car making him feel emotions he never felt before, and that scared him. He knew that in this society, people were very much against car-sexual relationships, and yet he still couldn’t stop dreaming about being inside McQueen, sticking his key in his ignition and riding in his front seat. Just visualizing about it all sent House to the point of climaxing, where he then yelled out, “IT’S NOT LUPUS”, while his pee-pee exploded all over himself. The lady then abruptly got up and left; and once again House had found himself alone, a glass of whiskey in hand and splooge stains on his jeans.

The next morning when House awoke from his slumber, all those memories from last night and the emotions he felt from them had hit him like a punch to the face in a bar fight. Everything from yesterday had just felt like another bad dream, but unfortunately it was all too real; and with that, House changed into a pair of non-jizzed-on pants, popped a double dose of Vicodin and headed to work. Once there he spent the entire day just thinking about the one before. He replayed clips of memories from yesterday like broken records in his head, doing Sherlockian level analysis on everything that happened from being at the race car show, to taking a huge shit at the In-N-Out on the way home. Unfortunately, however, some things can't just be explained with hard medical science; sometimes the funny feeling in your stomach is from butterflies, not intestinal worms. However, when it came to matters of the heart, House knew a lot more about how to deal with the physical aspects of it rather than the emotional. He could feel both kinds of pain coursing through his body, but couldn't tell which one was more prevalent; so he just grabbed an extra Vicodin and went to go spend his lunchtime with his bestest buddy Wilson. Even in the darkest of times, House could always count on him to turn his frown upside down, whether that be from cracking jokes about his personal flaws, “borrowing” his hard earned cash, or from just simply writing House another prescription. What a great guy.

[ment135]

Primeros pasos!

[princetrolls]

hewwo im home from an impromptu trip

[the-buzzy-bee]

Plans for some builds for the future! #minecraft #mcpe #minecraftplans #minecraftbuilding #bigbuilds #bigbuildplans #mchouses #minecrafthouse https://www.instagram.com/p/CTTbKzssO3l/?utm_medium=tumblr

[lumiereswig]

yall havent been losing ur minds over this since i heard about it a year ago???? i havent slept

[fikiandbiki]

Castle House | Minecraft 1.19

Minecraft builds on our YouTube channel: Fiki & Biki 🐔

[princessmadafu]

Fairy Stories

Apparently (according to the Daily Mail) young parents are refusing to read their kiddies non-woke fairy stories. I think they are doing their kids an injustice here, but I have to point out that I too was banned from bedtime.

My problem was that reading bedtime stories from books got a bit boring, so I made up my own, but then after the 17th Little Pig built his house out of Big Macs and the Big Bad Wolf phoned a friend and organised a party of seagulls to dive-bomb the McHouse, there was such raucous hilarity that the only remaining adult in the family told me to shut up and go to bed.

I was also in trouble the time the Three Billy Goats Gruff agreed that the Troll could eat them, one leg at a time, and then they won America's Got Talent for performing the world's only one-legged goat Riverdance.

Kids need imagination. They don't need to be stuffed up with adult insecurities.

Kids love wolves and wicked witches and baby-eating dragons. Give them a Nerf gun and they wait up all night hoping for a monster to crawl out from under the bed. OK, the last one I did have to explain to the baby-sitter but she was fine and I paid her double-time for the inconvenience of having to help them reload the Nerf guns when they were out of ammo.

Too many boring parents these days... No imagination!

21st Birthday Son doesn’t have Covid, just a bit of a cold, and he thanks you all for your best wishes. We didn’t slosh the whipped cream on the 10 000 calorie mud pie yesterday, so it will be fine to take in to training tomorrow.

Hugs to you all! Happy Weekend!

[choicesficwriterscreations]

Open Heart FotW - Nov. 28 - Dec 4

🖤 = Adult Content 🔥= NSFW/18+ 🎄 = CFWC Holiday Celebration

Bryce Lahela x F!MC

Moonlight (Series) - @eleanorbloom Part 5

Ethan Ramsey x F!MC

House Calls (Series) - @jerzwriter Part 1

Risk and Reward - @josiesopenheart 🖤🔥

Save Me from Me - @spookycolorpeanut 🖤

Sleeping Beauty - @genevievemd

Struggles - @potionsprefect

The Cradle Will Fall (Series) - @chaoticchopshopheart Part 6

The Fix-It Series - @gryffindordaughterofathena Chapter 10: Meliora

Tis’ The Season (Series) - @potionsprefect Part 1: Festivity Upon Us 🎄

Walk Above the City (Series) - @anonymousrookie Chapter 1: A Tale of Old New York 🎄

Sienna Trinh x M!OC

Family Traditions - @liaromancewriter 🎄 🗓

Tobias Carrick x F!MC

Giving In - @jerzwriter​ 🖤🔥

See You Again - @jerzwriter​🖤

The Hangover - @lucy-268

Multiple Relationships

Delaying the Inevitable (Series) | Ethan Ramsey x MC, Tobias Carrick x MC - @jerzwriter Chapter 28: Long Overdue

[mchouseorgfarm]

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[housexmcqueen4ever]

chapter 1

It was late in the afternoon on a Thursday, and once again Dr. House found himself confined to his dimly lit office, engrossed in unraveling yet another baffling medical mystery in an attempt to bolster his superiority complex over his fellow colleagues. He had spent many hours musing at various x-rays, scanning the images until any sort of abnormalities caught his attention. He stood stoically in front of his trusty whiteboard; his right hand clutching a dry erase marker while his left stroked his chin in an inquisitive manner, scribbling down the symptoms from the patient and theories as to what may be the cause of it all. This case was proving to be especially complicated even for House’s brilliant intelligence, which in turn began to cause a burning frustration to burrow deep within his psyche. He reached for some more Vicodin and popped that shit like Tic Tacs. 

Suddenly, Dr. House’s train of thought pertaining to the case at hand was broken when his best-and pretty much only-friend James Wilson entered the room. The two respected medical professionals spent the first couple minutes of their conversation as per usual, with House hurling casual sarcastic remarks at Wilson, and Wilson taking it all like the nice boy he is. The prescription narcotic abuse enabler/oncologist then made mention of a race that was happening tomorrow and asked House if he was interested. Although he was slightly disappointed about it not being a strictly monster truck-oriented event, he still agreed to attend.

The following day, the co-dependent pair arrived at the event, awaiting for the racing to begin, when House took notice of something over on the track; there in front of him, lined up just behind the starting line, was by far and away the most stunning sports vehicle he had ever laid eyes on. The car in question returned the glance, and the two locked eyes for a slightly longer amount of time than normal. At that moment, House could feel his surroundings start to disappear until all that remained was him, still in his seat, eyes transfixed on that particular automobile. Known to many auto racing fans as “Lightning McQueen”, this determined, up-and-coming rookie already on the edge of winning the championship struck a chord with House that he had not yet felt before. As if that wasn’t enough, he couldn’t help but find that sleek, cherry red coat all the more enticing. With his gaze transfixed on McQueen, his mind began to slowly wander off until his imagination overtook him, until reality dissipated around him. He then found himself in some sort of fantasy world, where nothing seemed to exist except for him and McQueen. Eyes locked with each other, McQueen started revving his powerful engine loudly and proudly, winking seductively at House. He felt a tingle go up his spine and then spread throughout his whole body. McQueen then took off, speeding around the track until all House could see was a blur of the sports car. He was so very fast, just like Sonic the Hedgehog. McQueen then came to a screeching halt in front of House where he then popped open his trunk, releasing a swarm of rose petals up into the air. It was at this moment that House was abruptly brought back to reality by Wilson slapping him in the face to make sure that his friend was still alive. “What in the hell was that?”, Wilson asked, a concerned tone in his voice. “Did you just black out for a few minutes there?". There was an uncomfortable pause between the two, until House replied, “Your mom gay lol”, before popping the last of his Vicodin and throwing the empty pill bottle into the crowd of people sitting in front of him, hitting the head of some old bitch in the other row.

[itsclownhours]

*in the discord chat*

friend 6: aewrstdfyvguhbjnmksedrtcyfvubnm eqgywjikold8fhiodnjfwugiehbkdwugoejlf

friend 4: sir?

me: whAt

me: SIR ARE YOU OKAY

friend 4: sir this is a mcdonald's drive thru please order

frined 6: no

me: welcome to mcdonald's can i take your order

friend 4: can i get a mcdie with a mcbaby and a mchouse

friend 6: i would like a beeschurger

me: welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees

friend 4: bees?

me: SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES

friend 4: WAIT NO PLEASE NO NO NO

me: *slowly approaches while shaking a jar of bees aggressively*

friend 4: WAIT NO I HAVE A FAMILY PLEA-

me: YOUR FAMILY HAS ALREADY FALLEN

me: YOUR FAMILY HAS ALREADY SELECTED THE BEES

[thenewmi6]

I’m dog sitting in a McHouse of Horrors and I want to share pictures of some of the weirdest McMansion details of this house on my Instagram but I fear that word would get back to them that I was teasing their house