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[olmanmcguck]

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Hello Mista mcgucket (never let me say this again)

Anyway been seeing you and Stanley being buddy buddy 👁️👁️

-🧨

i dont know you are, im afraid! but s'always nice to say hi to someone!!

and abso-lutely! stanley is my pal! or.. at least id hope so! he did run me over once.... twice....

[olmanmcguck]

I FOUND IT !! I FOUND IT !!

Chest hair & poor decisions ❤️‍🔥

[imbackbilly]

man, I spent so long in that stupid rock I almost forgot how cool stars are.

...yeah.

[olmanmcguck]

HEYA GLASSES :) GUESS WHOS BACK~

-⚠️/@imbackbilly

oh oh i know this'n!!

its that new band that everyones yappin' about !!

[olmanmcguck]

FIDDLEFORD?!

-✋📕/@billcomesicopngo

stanferd !! --

me n' stan have been c-chatting! hows life on the sea been treating you ya?

[olmanmcguck]

SWEET SALLY!! YOU'S WAS ON A HUNK CATALOGUE??

This is not a website dot com pretty heavily implies Stanley did sex work and idk what to do with this information but I cannot stop thinking about it

[olmanmcguck]

FIDDLEFORD!? WHAT- WHAT’S HAPPENING?!

— @billcomesicopngo

n-nothin!

[olmanmcguck]

okay one more question

What exactly is.. going on between you and Stan? You seem rather uh... strained.

-🧨

strained? strained?? does-

does it look strained?

@mistamysterystan are we strained?? do- did 'i do somethin wrong??

[olmanmcguck]

Far from straight

-🧨

..is that some slang i dont know 'bout yet??

[olmanmcguck]

whoo-boy!! whoever yer talkin about sounds mighty petty!!

wait a second.. are ya'll talkin about me????

Ok- but. And hear me out here.

Fiddleford H. Mcguckett.

You still here? Still listening? Good.

Just imagine it for me.

His posture is all fixed up, got his beard shaved back to maybe a nice stache

Hands on his hips, smiling at you

Still with me?

Ok. In a nice green button up shirt. Sleeves rolled up past the elbows maybe a little bit of oil stain on it because he was just working on a doohickey but that's ok.

And the top buttons are WAYYY down

Practically a deep V neck if I'm honest

But despite the man's tiny waist, it's too tight on him! The chest is absolutely STRAINING FOR IT'S GODDAMN LIFE around the breast area

You pick up what I'm putting down? Yeah?

I got more if you wanna hear it.

Just.

Smile? Beaming.

Tits? Bouncing.

Under those bell-bottoms? Absolute goddam cake factory.

You? Bi.

Capiche? ;)

(P.S. if you're wandering, no, it is not straight of you to be blushing that much <3 )

i.

I SHOULDNT BE.. THINKING.. ABOUT THIS WHAT..

Mod 🐦‍⬛💊: OOC but oh my God this CRACKED ME UP. ANON THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK THIS IS AWESOME

[olmanmcguck]

Hey, it’s Stanley. Not your Stanley, another one. I saw you on here and had to beg ford to let me ask so here I go. I saw that one picture of you from your post with your Stanley, the one of you with the mustache in 1973, I think it was. That green shirt. I gotta say, you look amazing. Whoever says that mustache makes you look like a hippie is fucking wrong and has no taste. I hope your Stanley treats you well cause I treat my Fidds like a prince. Have a great night.

@the-original-pines-twins

oh!! golly-- yer mcgucket sure is a lucky guy..!

im glad ya like it, even if you aint 'my stanley' as ya put it.

..did, uh, did yer stanferd have anythin' to say?

[olmanmcguck]

wait- Stanley??? I woulda thought he'd understand it the least (I mean he still uses a dial phone I think..)

golly!! you cant run a whole buisiness for thirty odd years without knowin' how to use tech!!

@mistamysterystan aint that right stanley?

[olmanmcguck]

O I was talking about the kiss thing but I guess you two sorted it out

..what.

[olmanmcguck]

well golly-gee id hope not !!

ford: i'm ford and i was wrong ford: i'm singing the ford wrong song ford: i shouldn't have dated bill ford: and should stop being obsessed with him still

[olmanmcguck]

it means I saved the town...

Anyeay enough about my unusual endeavors, I have a question for you.

Out of you, Stanley, and Stanford, who'd you say is the most tech savy? And no I don't mean with machinery THEY made (that award goes to you), I mean with recent day technology, such as cell phones, social media, etc etc.

i still got no idea what ya'll 'r talkin about!!

as for tech, id have'ta say stanley!! though id like tuh' think i come in second ☺️

[olmanmcguck]

*leans on my banjo with only 2 functional strings*

What's cookin' good lookin'?

-GFF (never let me in this blog ever again 😭)

...do.. ya need yer banjo re-stringed??..