#maybeshewouodpardonaracisttoo

[jhames]

In yesterday’s excitement of Ivanka’s father pardoning a former sheriff in Arizona and wishing the residents of Texas “Good luck!” in the face of Hurricane Harvey, we forgot to tell you about her new velvet shoes available for sale on Zappos! What woman wouldn’t feel as luxe as this velvetish fabric as they stand in line at their local unemployment office because socialist democracy is to blame for all the problems in society and could I possibly get any more money this week? If you can’t afford $140 for these shoes until your agency deposits money on your debit card and aren’t unions just the worst for middle-class Americans? don’t worry! We promise you these hooves soon will be up to 60% off along with everything else under Ivanka’s brand. Give it another week or two, you’ll see. Be sure to pair these shoes with something equally tasteful, like a halter top with beaded fringe and bedazzle that spells “Classy Lassy.” . #ivanka #trump #luxe #notdeluxe #justluxe #alightcoatingofluxury #justlikedaddy #maybeshewouodpardonaracisttoo #maybeshewouldwishtexasgoodlucktoo #hurricaneharvey #goodluck #hereallysaidthat #onsalesoon #her #thatone #classylassy #gorl