#maybe this will be saiki's method

[callmerhynner]

do you do requests and if you do can you do a deaf reader x saiki where she can only hear him bc he puts his voice in her head and gets super scared about it and realizes after why she got so scared

★; I do take requests, happily so actually, it just takes a while for me to finish so...

hope you enjoy!1!1!!

𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐭�� 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐬...

Life's weirdness pops its eery little head in every once in a while, that's a given. All it needs is a trigger. Though, if life had a trigger, you hope that your existence was the finger pulling it.

Because, there you stood with your eyes wide, mouth slowly unhinging itself, and hairs on the back of your neck raised.

You have been deaf for years, the continuous ear-related accidents affecting your hearing greatly. You've accepted that part of yourself, after months of grieving for it, and that you'll never get to hear more than what your hearing aids could provide.

So, why is it that, the one time you take it off, a boy with pink hair and two totally normal-looking hairpins bumps into you and you hear something a clear voice for the first time.

"Sorry." you hear, your heart drops at that. Hands lifting up to check for your aide, to feel nothing, as you watched the boy walk off to the desserts aisle of the supermarket.

You can't help but eye him for a moment or two, trying to piece together some form of explanation--there's no way that your hearing had suddenly just healed itself for a moment or the bump caused yourself to get an auditory hallucination.

Meanwhile, the psychic had. just realized his mistakes after hearing your mile-a-minute thoughts go wind at his mistake. Thinking of ways to fix his mistake, straying from the methods that were...morally questioning, like batting her head in public with the memory banana. Or to let her live her life thinking that she had now suddenly developed auditory hallucinations.

"Sir?" his train of thought halt, feeling a hand poke at his sleeve. He looked back, his body still facing forwards, but you could feel the cold gaze he had on you. When you fall quiet, he tilts his head--reading through your mind, he understands that you're starting to regret trying to confront what could simply be just your imagination.

To which, you give up, you just bow your head down and point at an advertisement starring a new delectable dessert package here in the market. "Which aisle..?" you say, just above a whisper, embarrassment creeping in as you retract your shaking hand from sight.

"Aisle 5, with the snacks."

. . .

"HUH?!" you shout a gasp in shock, jumping back like a stray cat.

'Good Grief...' the psychic mutters, realizing his mistake, once again.

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One thing about losing one sense of the human anatomy, it trains all your other senses to heighten. Maybe that was why he couldn't get rid of you now. No lie was good enough, no excuse lasted long enough, and nothing intrigued you more than how he could talk to you.

He's tried to wipe your memory, however, you've soon become so benign, so grateful, in his presence that he gave in to your desire to hear something other than the blurred sounds you could hear off your hearing aide.

All you wanted was a voice to hear.

To talk to without feeling misunderstood or slowed down, because you couldn't talk right or that others couldn't understand you signed language.

Saiki simply lets you feel into this human experience that you haven't felt for so long--at the cost of manipulating your thinking pattern into thinking that you could hear him because of some telepathic that you had, with him.

So when people may ask you why you're always talking to him as if you could hear him, all you'd reply with was (even though Saiki would prefer to not be associated with anybody, or so he says):

"We're just friends like that" you hum, with a smile on your lips.

requests are kinda fun... hopefully my first shot wasn't that bad tho--

[dermy-der-demp]

plus,saiki would NEVER let toritsuka do this without kick his ass but since it would prove that he's "bullying" him in front of hairo so he'll just go like

"I want you to be the better person of yourself saiki!,and bully someone is never good!"

Saiki goes silent for a solid second,Tori and Miko see a really small and demonic smile in him before he looks hairo again,they're fucked.

["Even if it's a pervert?"]

"No it is not- wait what?"

"yeah I mean he has *some creepy pervert shit that Tori did in pk* I was trying him to not do that anymore"

"..."

Hairo is shocked he turns to see Tori and Aiura frozen, with Tori giving a very awkward smile trying to excuse himself with a very poor acting,Miko goes silent for give hairo the easy "I didn't have idea!" Look,hairo looks at Tori and his eyes are on fire

"TORITSUKA I DIDN'T HAVE IDEA THAT YOU DID THAT,YOU COULD NEVER DO THOSE THINGS TO GIRLS,THEY DESERVE RESPECT AND KINDNESS YOU HAVE TO RESPECT EVERY WOMAN BODY AND CONSENT!,I BELIEVE EVERYONE CAN CHANGE BETTER BUT IN THIS CASE IM OBLIGATED TO INTERVENE!"

"WAIT WHAT U MEAN-"

"I'M ASKING MATSUZAKI-SENSEI IF WE CAN USE THE COOKING CLUB!"

"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??"

"WE ARE GONNA MAKE COOKIES AND DESSERTS FOR ALL THE GIRLS YOU MAKE FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AND YOU'RE GONNA APOLOGIZE WITH ALL OF THEM TOMORROW"

"WHA-BUT I-"

"SORRY BUT NO EXCUSES THIS TIME"

["you should help him with that"] *saiki points at Miko*

"M-me!?"

"Ah! Miko-san!,of course! you're his friend after all and if he hasn't do anything pervy with u that means you know how to keep him off of the line right?,let's go then,you can help us! we have to make so much desserts!"

And suddenly Tori and Miko are being dragged by hairo to make "sorry for being a horny teenage" desserts,he completely forgot abt saiki and he's giving them the most happiest smile at the end of the hall,satisfied.

The main Saiki friendgroup and pk psychics are mostly seperate group right? And Saiki acts deferently with both of them so what happened is someone from the main friendgroup (like Kaidou or sth) witnesses some "weird" Saiki behavior? Like Saiki being more sarcastic and mean or even violent thowards Toritsuka, while hanging out with him. Or he hears Saiki calmly saying "kill yourself" and he's shocked that Saiki, who is so nice and calm could say something like that, even to the germ. Or Teruhashi overhears a conversation between Aiura and Toritsuka that goes like: "Yo wheres Saiki" "oh he's stalking that guy again" "again? Damn he needs to leave that poor guy alone" and she's like "what? Stalking? I never thought Saiki was like that". Or the groups combine and they’re playing "who is the most likely to..." and there’s a question like "whos most likely to tell you to kill yourself/beat someone up" and the psychickers are automaticaly like "Saiki" "Saiki-san" "Kusuo" and everyone else questions if they even know him.

[secretstone]

Saiki texting with anyone (Akechi used as example):

Saiki texting with Kusuke pre cat tank arc:

A bit more info below

I talked about it on my tt but bringing it over here n e ways!!! Of course this is inspired by volume zero but in my hc stuff similar to the Yumi incident keeps happening to Nendou and Saiki intervenes every time using the same method (if the victim were someone else he might’ve changed it up each time but since it’s nendou) but the thing is this is becoming his only texting experience so eventually whenever he gets his tablet he just naturally texts like this, whoever snags his number and texts him first gets jumpscared

Also some bonus info I haven’t posted to my tt yet!! But once everyone has seen Saiki’s texting style they wonder why it’s like that until they manage to find a satisfying answer which is

“Saiki’s texting style is so cutesy and sweet… Sweets… Saiki loves sweets!! So maybe that means Saiki secretly likes cute things too?!” Cue his friends starting to gift him plushies or other things they think Saiki would find cute

[sourissad]

Damn i forgot to drop the translation of that fic , shit... I'm not active here like i used to cuz of school and stuff. anyways heres the translation (the fanfic was made by auxy1129 on ao3 go follow them) >>>>>>>>>>>>

The cherry blossoms in late April are in full bloom.

The pale pink petals dance wildly with the morning breeze full of wood fragrance, and finally float in the clear blue sky. As if whispering, everything can be forgiven in the peaceful present.

However, no hints were found. It was mediocre, walking on the depressing concrete sidewalk, and no one stopped to admire it. The car horns on the street were messy and ugly, but the noise was also the voice of people, Kusuo thought.

Anxiety, entanglement, unwillingness, pain... Meaningful and meaningless voices are spinning uncontrollably in my mind. They may be all kinds of life worries and expectations, or they may be bullying, trauma, and depression. The echo creates a huge sense of oppression, and experiencing life over and over again in various voices makes people sometimes feel powerless against the depravity of human nature.

Maybe we're all hopeless.

Kusuo thought, alone in an empty house, with the TV screen in front of him flashing a program that he could no longer stand. His father and mother went on a half-month honeymoon trip, and before Kusuo even woke up, he was buried in the thoughts that followed one after another. Unable to accept it anymore, I decided to skip class. After putting on the germanium ring, it finally turned into the silence that the house should have, and he just needed not to think about what he heard.

Is it growth to ignore those things?

Since he had the ability of telepathy, he was destined not to be an innocent child. He heard too many secrets and ulterior darkness, experienced a process of inconsistency, and lost his expectations for the world from the beginning. This may be the same way that gods hear people's prayers, such as listening to the snow in winter, and it also allows him, who has no emotion, to empathize with the world, even if everything eventually turns to dust after a long time. As a person with super powers, he should be strong and able to withstand it.

They should be saved.

But maybe he has reached a certain critical point after all. He is tired today.

But today, Kusuo repeated it like a mantra.

The sun shines through the window on the ring on the finger, and the silver light shines, and it seems that sinful thoughts have also flashed through. If germanium could interfere with superpowers...

Amidst the chaos, he retrieved enough germanium from the air and turned it into a sharp blade. Silver light shines on his fair and slender wrist, and the blade presses against the skin, leaving a subtle line on it. Kusuo had heard a few people use this method to relieve stress. It was morbid, but it seemed so happy. He didn't think it would bring any happiness, but was attracted by its uncertainty.

Then in an instant, the blade pressed down.

What was shocking was that the invulnerable body was scratched like a white paper, and bright red rushed out, accompanied by pain that was rarely felt before.

Although he didn't feel as happy as he had heard before, before he could react, Kusuo slashed again. His thoughts seemed to be flashing with black void and static electricity, sinking downward from the surface of the body. The pain was unbearable, yet so addictive. He was injured and bleeding like an ordinary person, and for a moment he seemed to have really forgotten his differences. Kusuo's body was shaking uncontrollably, his breathing gradually quickened, and he was sweating profusely.

The carpet in the living room was dyed red with blood, and untimely Manzhushahua bloomed everywhere. He raised the blade and was about to make the next cut...

"Kusuo"

A gentle, yet unmistakable voice came from the limiter.

"Kusuo, put the knife down," Saiki Kusuke said.

...! The blade fell while trembling, but Kusuo's panic continued to increase, he was hyperventilating, and the room continued to twist and shrink.

"Apart from...staring at...me...all day long...you have...nothing else..." What should I do if Kusuke sees me? He wanted to use telepathy to shout at him, telling him to leave him alone, but the two of them were too far apart, and he could only say these words intermittently as he was suffocated.

"Go away..." My head started to hurt.

"Kusuo, it's okay, come to me now, come to your brother." He reassured him word by word. Kusuo also understood and knew that this was an order he could not disobey. So he stood up unsteadily and moved to Kûsuke's side instantly.

Kusuo lost strength and was about to fall down, but Kûsuke caught him and gently stroked his spasming back with his slender hands.

"Kusuo, listen to me, don't be afraid, it's okay. Breathe according to my rhythm, inhale, one, two, three, four; exhale, one, two, three, four. Do it again, inhale..."

Kusuo tried to keep up with the rhythm, but kept failing and coughing. The saliva that flowed down uncontrollably stained Kûsuke's clean lab coat, but he didn't push Kusuo away even once.

He just slowly counted his breaths.

"It's okay...one, two, three, four, spit..."

After a few minutes, the pale pink-purple eyes slowly regained focus, although they were still dazed and deeply tired after regaining consciousness. Kûsuke watched Kusuo's blinking speed gradually slow down and made a decision, "Let's go to bed." He said, lifting the exhausted Kusuo horizontally and heading to the rest area in the laboratory, even though he struggled to move around on his own.

Before going to bed, Kusuo was about to take off his ring, but Kûsuke stopped him.

"Just rest quietly for a while. I will always stay by your side to protect you."

I won't let anyone hurt my lovely brother

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Perhaps it was the silence of the laboratory, or perhaps the presence of Kûsuke made the atmosphere too comfortable, so Kusuo closed his eyes.

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He quietly raised his arm that had fallen off the bed. The shocking wound on his wrist had long since healed. Kûsuke finally stopped to think from the chaotic situation.

°. °. °. °. °.

Today should have been an ordinary morning, but in the middle of the experiment, the computer suddenly sounded an injury warning coming from Kusuo's limiter. What kind of disaster could make Kusuo bleed? Kûsuke even turned on the computer with some excitement at that time, but when he tried to locate it, he found that Kusuo was still at home. He felt something was wrong and hurriedly switched to the monitor in the living room.

However, what hurt Kusuo was not the disaster that destroyed the universe, but Kusuo himself, with a knife made casually with super powers.

He had never seen Kusuo display such strong negative emotions, permeating everything with confusion and pain. At that time, for the first time, Kûsuke longed to have the same superpower as his younger brother, to be able to move to his side instantly and stop him before it started; he also wanted to break down, blame himself for his incompetence, and close the stopping lines in his heart layer by layer. Stand between two people. It's a pity that he is still a mortal after all, and he is even the source of the burden on the gods just like everyone else. But they found a way to give him a little rest, using small germanium elements to cleverly compose something to remove Kusuo's defenses. Then, during his rest, Kûsuke will protect him, not as a believer to protect the gods, but as an elder brother caring for his younger brother, nothing more...

Holding the hand that looked immature compared to his, Kûsuke never let go for a moment.

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The moment he opened his eyes, a dizzying pain followed. The oozing fatigue accused him of dragging him down into the abyss again, but Kusuo did not dare to close his eyes out of fear. Looking around, the light in the room was very comfortable, with a slight warm yellow in the dimness, which soothed the throbbing head. As he looked at the warmth coming from his palms, Kûsuke, who had taken off his telepathy canceller, was also looking at him.

"Are you awake? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?" Her voice was soft, not to wake Kusuo who was still tired, but also as if he had anticipated his headache.

What Kusuo didn't know was that there were heavy dark circles under his eyes. You didn't need to be a superpower or a genius to see how bad he was at this time.

Kûsuke picked up the glass beside him, "Here, it's water. You need to rest more after what happened." The clear and cold water stayed down his throat, and it was then that Kusuo realized how thirsty he was. The robot next to the door quietly served dinner, which was porridge that was delicious, delicious, yet elegant, and sweet coffee jelly. The shallow stimulation was just right enough not to make Kusuo feel nauseated.

After taking off the ring, it was quiet. There were no people or animals within a radius of 200 meters, only kûsuke's deep thoughts.

"Why take off the telepathy canceller?" Kusuo asked.

"I don't want you to feel stressed, thinking that now I will compete with you in this state to let you relax and recuperate. Moreover, I also hope that you can hear me and truly understand my sincerity," he said.

"We need to talk about today's events. Although the wound will heal quickly, this is not the right approach."

Once the abnormal mood of the morning disappeared, Kusuo returned to his original cold personality, and naturally returned to the state of not sharing himself.

I'm just tired, there's nothing to say...

"I know it's tiring to keep hearing people's voices. Human beings are so ignorant and evil. I know it all too well." Even without mentioning a word, Kûsuke accurately mentioned what was bothering him. After all, he is probably the closest person to a god, Kusuo thought.

"but,"

Kûsuke took a deep breath

"Harming yourself is not an option. It will cause harm to yourself and will not solve the problem." Behind the rational persuasion, there is a question that makes you cry.

"Do you know how scared I was when I saw you hurt? Kusuo."

In fact, even without the use of telepathy, Kusuo knew that every word spoken by Kûsuke was sincere, as evidenced by his eyes full of reluctance and twinkling with tears.

"If you encounter a problem that you can't solve, or even don't want to solve, come to me, dad, mom, and even your friends. We all love you, and you know it."

"So, don't do it again, okay?"

Kusuo finally said, "I'm sorry, it won't happen again."

"So don’t tell them what happened today…"

Kûsuke sighed, "I won't tell them this time. But if I see them again, it won't be like this."

"Yeah."

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Turning around to look out the window, the sky dimmed unconsciously

The clouds at night are so high.

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In the end, Kûsuke took a few days' sick leave for Kusuo, forced him to rest in the laboratory for a few days, and promised not to challenge him to wear the ring. It took Kusuo a lot of effort to prevent kûsuke from installing surveillance cameras on the streets. Finally, with the return of Kurumi and Kuniharu Kusuo also followed them home.

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April has finally passed, the flowers have fallen, and the spring has faded.

However, after spring comes midsummer, the season where you and I were born. This summer is probably destined to be extraordinary.

But I know that I have you and them behind me, and there is a place for me to stay as a mortal.

° ° ° ° ° ° °

He holds me as a flower in spring, and never tires of it. After the flowers fall, he always makes me bloom again.

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AND THATS THE WHOLE FIC i really love this one lol, you should totally try to read Chinese fics they definitely hit different!!

[danganronpa96]

And already again! (Final one for a bit)

What if Saiki and Kaidou switched places? What if Saiki was the one who killed Retsuko and Kaidou had to work through the trauama of losing Saiki? Would he be able to work through it quicker? How would he react to the next two cases? And how would he be able to prevent Hayasaka's suicide attempt in Chapter 4?

The funny thing is, I've already answered this question before in this post here!

However in that post I don't go into much detail about what Kaidou would get up to in chapter 4 so I'll give a small run-down of what I think:

I feel like Kaidou, at this point, would have more energy to want to do more dangerous things like the VR world, seeing as they would have a potential beneficial pay-off to their investigation on Nesos. When he gets the hallucinations (probably being Saiki, some friends and some family members), with his past use of 'playing pretend' we shall say, he either gets caught up in the grief, or actually manages to see past it. Or, funny third option, play alongside the hallucinations.

And you do bring up an interesting point about the whole thing between Hayasaka and Saiki, since his interference was riding on the use his powers (that I can know freely talk about since ch5 daily exists). However, I would either change the person saving him to either Kurumada or Brian, or perhaps Kaidou would've stepped in with his own methods, aka lunging towards Hayasaka and tackling him to the ground 👍(maybe Hayasaka would receive minor injury in this scenario)

But like I said in that post, I don't think Kaidou would have much effect on the chapter 4 case. He might provide Latte with a safer alibi if the two were enjoying some mother-son moments the night before, but that's really it.

[sometimess-sam]

After discovering the psych k method (i still think saiki-k T_T) I think I'm going to finally shift! Although i don't really care where lol, I just want that god complex fuel <333

Places I want to shift/manifest past the cut (just my ramblings, really.)

Manifesting

A boyfriend who i had ONE dream about (I love him too much -_-)

A more masc face

SLIGHTLY curlier hair (anything but straight ong)

Height (I'm 5ft. On the dot. why, south Asian genetics, why????)

A bedroom that has a lot of decor. and shelves. and action figures. and spiderverse posters. and those weird fake leaves with lights. And a bunk bed where the top part is a bed and the bottom part storage/desk

Plushies. A lot. A lot a lot of plushies

A whole closet change. my vibe is not hoodies and sweaters and jeans but that's all i have ):< I prefer grunge and neon stuff and / or cottagecore and PIRATES AND

money.

Ipad!!! Specifically one with procreate and a nice pen and one that won't go out of date with updates

Shifting

Spiderverse as my spidersona :3

harry potter as. um. a teacher ._ .

MHA!!! Just because, as an op kid with tragic backstory TM

Um, i was thinking maybe TADC? Just a thought. Idk about that one though

and of course, rich person AU and actor AU because I want to play Thomas Jefferson in Hamilton and be rich what else is there to wish for

[gay-dorito-dust]

Can you write a saiki and gn!reader, where gn! just transferred the school and saiki can't read their mind and tries to figure out why so he starts following them only to discover that they can teleport, turn invisible and is able to prevent people from reading their mind

Also can it be a platonic relationship? Sorry if I'm asking for too much 😅

I left this for a LONG while but now I’m kinda back on my Saiki K brain rot, I’m here to finally do this!

Was this stalking? Potentially…Hypothetically speaking from a certain moral standpoint…yes.

However what made this different from stalking was that Saiki was good at masking his stalking and by ‘good,’ I mean that his friends -mainly Nendo and Kaidou in specific- lack the social awareness skills to detect that he was doing it in the first place; Which was the perfect excuse Saiki could use in continuing to delving deeper into his self appointed mission. To understand how we got to this point in the story where our beloved pink haired, cynic psychic found himself tailing you from a distance under a suspicion, we must go back to that morning where PK Academy was in the midst of receiving of initiating a new transfer student.

First Kuboyasu Aren, then Saiko Metori, now you? Hasn’t the whole transfer student trope ran itself into the ground by this point? Saiki questioned whilst you were going through the mandatory self introductions to the rest of his home room but that wasn’t as engaging as the fact that within the sea of thoughts belonging to his peers, yours, much like Nendo’s, didn’t seem to be there; Not a blip, not a sound, nothing. Almost as though you were made out to have possessed a higher level of comprehension which rendered internalised thoughts and speech almost unethical. Saiki knew that you were smarter then Nendo, which wasn’t saying much as seemingly everyone and their domesticated animals such as dogs and cats were smarter then Nendo.

So why was it that he couldn’t hear your thoughts? He immediately ruled out the probability of you being just like him because that was just wishful thinking based upon little to no factual evidence that could’ve potentially pointed him towards that conclusion. Maybe your thoughts were just too quite for him to hear? Then again Saiki could hear the thoughts of a mouse as clear as day and they were usually quite loud for something so small bodied and generalised as quiet. So before Kaidou begins to inevitably spout his rhetoric. No, Saiki didn’t think you were an impeccably built android with the strength to bench press a bus or two, sent to PK Academy under the employment of Dark Reunion; He just had to get that out there before he would unfortunately be asked by the blue haired boy later on.

With the mystery concerning his shortcomings in reading your thoughts driving the pink haired psychic into a state of potential paranoia. Saiki did what he does best when faced with similar situations; observe from afar. (Read: stalk the person until they’ve proven themselves no longer a threat to him.) which leads us back to where we originally left off.

It was lunch period and Saiki knew something was off when you didn’t follow everyone else to the cafeteria and instead chose to walk in the opposite direction towards the school gates. Where are they going? Don’t tell me they’re already getting lost. Good grief someone should’ve at least shown them the school layout first before dropping them off at home room. On another note it only just occurred to me that in certain tv shows set in a high school and or college, the whole ‘getting lost’ trope just grows increasingly more redundant when you consider the fact that it’s a sloppy, unoriginal and overplayed method used in introducing the love interest(s) to the audience. Goes to show that Show runners have gotten lazier as of recent.

Saiki peers his head out of the doorway just to see that you turn round the corner, unsuspecting of his deadpan gaze, before he checked the hallway of any potentially unwarranted encounters, mentally sighing in relief when he found it vacant of any and all hinderances. Before he turned the same corner, Saiki expected you to be a few paces away from but to his slight surprise, you had vanished; Well corporeally vanished as the pink haired male could still sense that you were still well within his 200 meter radius. Then it occurred to him that you had just turned yourself invisible when you sensed that you were being watched. However before Saiki could react, you had disappeared from his radio is entirely. Enter your second ability: teleportation.

“What’re you following me for?” Your voice came from behind him so suddenly and without warning that almost let slip some emotion across his face. You’re just like me. “What’re you talking about, your making no sense.” You said, noting how Saiki didn’t speak with his mouth but more so through a telepathic link, connecting the two of you. Saiki sighed, closing his eyes briefly before opening them again. Just watch. After he said that, Saiki himself vanished before your very eyes, causing your eyes to grow wide and a gasp of surprise to leave your lips as you tried to figure out where he could’ve went; praying that no one saw either of you displaying your powers.

Come to the school gate. Saiki commanded shortly but sensed that you were about to question why he adds, look, I’m not stupid enough to put us at risk of being spotted. I’m not Nendo, you chuckled at the comparison, besides I think it’s high time we have a talk about what else your capable of doing. So just get down here, I don’t care how you do it, teleportation or not, just get down here before I start rethinking my choices. “Alright, alright. I’m coming, no need to get all mardy at me. ‘I’m just sceptical is all.” You muttered. I heard that. “Yeah your supposed to genius.” You retorted as you teleported to the school gates where Saiki was waiting for you with a plastic bag of…coffee jellies? Your face must’ve said it all for Saiki as he huffed, subconsciously holding the bag closer to his being. What? I got hungry and decided to treat myself.

“You’re unbelievable, could’ve bought me something.” You scoffed lighthearted. Please, I don’t even know what you like because you’ve been blocking me from your thoughts, so why don’t you go buy it yourself rather then relying on me. Saiki rebutted as he entertained himself to one of his coffee jellies as you then took up his advice and teleported to the nearest convenient store to buy yourself a couple of snacks before teleporting back to the school gates; Saiki was already on his second coffee jelly. You parked yourself next to him and began to eat in silence.

“May I have a coffee jelly?”

No

[tdlosk-concepts]

if there was a saiki k x proseka crossover, i think these would be the units.

some characters do not have comparisons; and before i dive in, i would like to tell you why. there are simply not enough characters in the disastrous life of saiki k. you may think, "but there are most definitely over twenty characters," and while you would be correct, i am only using pk academy students, and furthermore, virtually only main characters. i highly encourage you to enjoy thinking of either your ocs or the proseka characters being in the group, because i am very aware that without these characters, the story would not be possible!

there were three tdlosk characters i wanted to include, but could not. these are mera, hairo, and arisu. i just couldn't make them fit anywhere, i apologize. i felt like untrained reverse-hermit mizuki every time i had to type out that no character could fit properly into a slot.

be warned, i go on paragraph-long rants in here. like, almost an essay about teruhashi. actually, my vbs rant is very long overall, composed of like two essays. enjoy!

L/N; Nendou(Ichika), Chiyo(Honami), Reita(Saki), and Saiko(Shiho). Most of these are the OGs, and I could see them doing a school band. Don't ask why I thought Saiko belonged here, I hink he would be cute in a school band setting. Or maybe I'm biased. And I think Nendou would play the role of "getting the group back together," and if that makes Nendou play Ichika, so be it. Reita would play the role of "sickly little guy," and also the one ti set everything in motion, so that makes him the Saki of the group! I think Chiyo as Honami explains itself, but it's mostly because I think of Chiyo as having sweetheart/caretaker vibes. Saiko as Shiho, however, seems like an odd comparison. To simplify down so that I'm not blubbering about it nonsensically, they are both relatively tsundere, and while they do want a friend group, they tend to act like they don't need or want it.

MMJ; Suzumiya(Minori) and Makoto(Shizuku). Nobody could possibly fit into the role of Airi or Haruka, and sadly, they both had to be forcefully excluded, and I apologize. Now, onto the hard conclusions I drew and stretching I did. Fair warning, MORE MORE JUMP! is my least favorite unit. I haven't read its main story, and I know next to nothing about the members. However, from what I can tell, Minori, while clumsy and unlucky, has the spirit to do great things. That, I would compare to Suzumiya after her guardian spirit is rehabilitated. While not setting of explosions every other minute, she's still naturally clumsy, and she also has rather high spirits despite that. Makoto as Shizuku was a hard task to pull off, and I feel it may be a disgrace to Shizuku's name. However, considering that Makoto is famous within the TDLOSK-universe, I couldn't not put him in MMJ. His placement as Shizuku was only because I view Makoto as relatively tech-illiterate, so that headcanon of mine allowed me to draw at least one connection. I apologize for the weak conclusion.

VBS; Satou(Kohane), Kuboyasu(Akito), and Kokomi(Touya). Sadly, I couldn't think of anyone to compare to An, I apologize. Teruhashi as Touya explains itself, but I think I should explain why I chose it over Teruhashi as Mafuyu. The reason is; Teruhashi would start singing street music out of spite for her brother, like Touya and his father. As far as I have learned in proseka, while Mafuyu did do lyrics as a method of rebelling from her mother, that wasn't the only reason. While Touya did ENJOY singing, it wasn't something he was set on doing until the end of the main story. With Mafuyu, she already wrote music before meeting Kanade and the others, and still made music outside of Nightcord at 25:00, and it was one thing sje was sure she enjoyed. Teruhashi doesn't seem like the type to be set on something unless she was made to realize she enjoyed that thing seriously, and not just as a method of rebelling. In the show, she, sadly, doesn't do much outside of what she thinks will make her seem like the perfect pretty girl, most exemplified when she goes for ramen with Nendou, Kaidou, and Saiki, and even though it's disgusting, she thinks that not eating it makes her stuck-up. I relate this more to Touya, instead of Mafuyu, because the one person she doesn't act in front of is Makoto. Mafuyu still acts like she is very in-line with her mother's views most of the time, as exemplified by the fact that even when Mafuyu's mother upsets her, she usually holds her tongue. On the contrary, Touya is shown to correct his father, and show his anger to him, such as when, in the VBS main story, his father states "And to think it was from just one bad influence," to which Touya retorts to "leave Akito out of this," because it wasn't Akito's fault he rebelled. Teruhashi is shown to correct and yell at Makoto when he pisses her off, which lead me to connect her to Touya. Moving on from that, I should explain some if my other examples. Satou as Kohane is a strange one, I know, but it works out in my head. Satou is very ordinary, and that is how he views himself. He has plain ambitions, plain interests, and plain hobbies, much like how I would describe pre-Vivids Kohane. This is including the mild social awkwardness. Satou is shown to be a perfect ambivert, knowing how to navigate a social situation, but not typically starting his own conversations. Even before meeting An, while Kohane did have friends, such as Minori, and she could have full conversations with those friends, she has not, to my knowledge, been shown to have started many conversations before she and An started the Vivids. Satou is shown to have only three friends, as far as I can remember, and never does he start a conversation with them, it's always the friends that start the conversations. I feel like if Satou explored hobbies outside of the regular, he, much like Kohane, would find something that brought him confidence and that he enjoyed doing. Kuboyasu and Akito are relatively self-explanatory, but there is some explaining to be done. Kuboyasu, much like Akito, is self-conscious reguarding how he appears to others, and is VERY focused on getting to what he wants, and where he wants to be in his life. In the same way that Akito wants to surpass RAD WEEKEND, Kuboyasu wants to be a normal highschool boy.

WxS; Kaidou(Tsukasa) and Kuusuke(Rui). A strange duo, I know. HOWEVER. Kaidou has an intense need for attention, making him a perfect candidate to be the equivalent of Tsukasa. Kuusuke as Rui explains itself. I sincerely apologize for having two blank spaces in a unit again, but nobody fully fit.

N25; Saiki(Kanade), Akechi(Mafuyu), Aiura(Ena), and Imu(Mizuki). I feel like I'm vaguely insulting Mizuki by comparing them to Rifuta, but simplifying a character's personality is NOT below me. I think I should start with the weakest connection, that being Akechi as Mafuyu. I chose this over Akechi as Emu, and honestly, I'm not sure that was a good decision. The only reason, and I mean ONLY reason, I chose to compare Akechi to Mafuyu, was because I view Akechi as having had a bad and possibly abusive relationship with his father. It could be me taking a comedy show too seriously, and I won't go too in-depth about the headcanon, because it's not currently important. But anyways, moving on. Saiki as Kanade is very self explanatory, given how they both have wished on multiple occasions to "disappear" or "sleep forever." It's also about Saiki's guilty conscience, relating to Kanade blaming herself for her father's coma. Aiura and Imu as Ena and Mizuki respectively are both very self explanatory.

Please tell me if you have other ideas!!!

[no-psi-nan]

20) part of canon you found tedious or boring

The crossover parts in the light novels... thog dont caare (minor bit of canon but I literally paid cash money to get it translated so... -_-U)

Also that one episode in the second season / later volumes that was basically a repeat. The one with Saiki being invisible while Teruhashi tries to find him. We've already scene this exact same sitch play out, there's no development to either their characters or relationship, everyone knows their deal at this point so it's not even funny.... The anime should've replaced this one with the YouTube episode SMH, 10000% more value.

21) part of canon you think is overhyped

Not necessarily overhyped but I personally would have never picked the domestic abuse chapters to be the first ones in the series hsfjdlshfks. Yeah it's funny but like. It's still domestic abuse. Let's save the terrible home life for when the audience is more invested yeah? Though I guess people also don't notice the domestic abuse as much since it's front-loaded maybe?? I would like to see some research on this sort of thing tbh!!

22) your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

All of the Aiura moments... She's always so so funny and sweet, and the way she and Saiki interact is wonderful, she's the person he's the most real around (Toritsuka doesn't count because he mostly gets Saiki's bad side for good reasons hsfjdlshfks).

When they work so well together at saving Yumehara's life despite being strangers... When Aiura shows so much kindness to Mera and is so determined to help her that Saiki ends up helping her even though he was originally against it... When Saiki saves Aiura from the gang and she still trusts him completely even though they'd fought and Saiki just did something violent, which most other people would consider monstrous... Her willingness to help out Saiki anytime, no questions asked, just because she cares about him... Their hilarious & effective co-performances against Imu and Yumehara (as Kaido)... When Aiura realizes "lucky feel" moments / her usual methods of seduction won't work and switches to just finding out when Saiki's free and hanging together eating dessert + talking... When Saiki clearly enjoys those dates so much that he immediately agrees to another in his tsundere way when she asks him... When Saiki chases her around for coffee jelly, so brain-empty and silly (see: my blog header)... Her faith that Saiki will fix things even when he has a death mark on him too... When Saiki trusts her with the fate of the world... When Saiki's clones carry her so closely when they could literally just levitate her completely physically apart and she never tries to cop a feel or get fresh... When she asks Saiki if he wants a kiss and respects his "no" but just has to share the physical comfort they both need in that moment...

And yet everyone always mischaracterizes her and cheapens her relationship with Saiki, especially when favoring another ship for him.

Or they think that she would be soooooo emo about it if Saiki rejected her. Hello?? She literally told him to fuck off because he tried to stop her from helping people, and did NOT look back or change her mind. Just because she's into bdsm doesn't mean she's going to compromise her morals for a dude, even if he's her soulmate. And she's clearly had no trouble pulling dudes before, so it's not like she'll be pining after him for long if he's being a dick.

On the other hand, she knows he's tsundere as fuck and that she'd have to play the long game with him, and she's clearly fine with it. She has confidence in her powers and has already seen how well they work & play together, so it's just a matter of time.

Anyways I get so so heated when people don't do my girl justice, as I'm sure you can tell hsfjdlshfks

Thanks for the ask @hillbilly---man 💜💜💜💜💜

[estcsy]

mars you are so cool, I love you, thank you for all your inspiring stories from your shifting experience! Tbh, you're my main source of hope to keep going in my shifting journey 🫶

I was wondering, what's your response to non-shifters that believe shifters are delusional, experiencing an extreme case of escapism, etc? I know I shouldn't be falling into doubt because of these close-minded beliefs, but I would really appreciate some kind motivational speech to remind me of how real all this is hehe 🫠.

thank you so much for being here :( it means a lot to me really 🤍

and I understand having doubt in it 1000% it’s a crazy ass concept that some people just can’t get their mind around and again I understand why

but also I think that people think of shifting as like this tiktok trend and “omg saiki kicked me out if my dr 🤪” doesn’t help it’s reputation at all

but it really does go so much deeper then that, shifting is spiritual like when shifting you don’t feel your third eye opening for nothing and I do think it should be respected as a spiritual practice because that’s literally what it is. also it’s a part of hinduism and yk disrespecting any religion/ practice makes you an ass hat

but I don’t necessarily care for people that think it’s not real, because at the end of the day it goes both ways for both parties because one will say “show me proof it’s real” and the other will say “show me proof it’s not” you can’t do either one of those things

it’s one of those things that you have to do it yourself to understand it, the people that think it’s not real or think that shifters are delusional simply just don’t understand and that’s okay you don’t have to understand it but diagnosing people with mental disorders on the internet is crazy 💀 shifting and astral projection are different but the way people treat the two is also very different because one is seen as just a spiritual practice and the other is seen as something that mentally ill people do

“it’s just daydreaming/ dreaming” you don’t have to learn how to dream, shifting is something people try do to for months or maybe even years in some cases and sometimes it doesn’t get anywhere because of self doubt or fear, that’s not what daydreaming or dreaming is people don’t freak out and say “ITS REAL” when they finally do shift just for the giggles

also I don’t think escapism can come to you by relaxing your body and doing meditations (which is sued in literally every method of shifting)

at the end of the day shifting is a spiritual practice that’s been around for years and not some tiktok trend that people will mental illness do, some people just don’t understand that and that’s okay. don’t let people take your beliefs away from you 🫂

[indigosabyss]

Fanfiction Commissions Open!!

Random AU? Reader fic? Some trope you like but no one's ever done it with your comfort ship? A cursed, unhinged crossover no one has done? Whatever it is, I can handle it!

Pricing: $1 per 250 words. (Currency: United States Dollar)

Payment Method: ko-fi or Paypal, depending on your comfort levels.

Time Frame: Unless there are extenuating circumstances, or you want a commission above 10k words, I guarantee you I will finish your commission in two weeks.

Specialties: -Crossovers, angst, fluff, and everything in between. Romance, friendship, and queerplatonic relationships are all on the table. -I have done extensive research on chronic pain, blindness, and a bunch of conditions that would require mobility aids, but have personal experience with neurodivergent conditions, hearing loss, and epilepsy. -Complicated thoughts on religion, culture, internalized ableism, and sexual/gender identity are all things I am equipped to write as well.

Maybes: -Smut. Describe what you're looking for, and I'll decide whether I'm up for it. Might charge extra $3 depending on the request.

Hard Nos: -Abusive relationships being romanticized (I'll do regular abuse if that's what you want, but it won't be romanticized.) -A minor with an adult. Or sexual content with children in general. -Outright homophobia, transphobia, and other hateful content. (If its shown to be a problem the main character faces, or doubts, that's okay, but the writing itself should not led credence to these awful things.)

Posting: Depending on what you prefer, I can send it to you privately, post it on Tumblr, or on my AO3. If you go for a public posting, you get to choose if your name is publicly pointed out.

DM me if you're interested!!

I have a lot of fandoms I'm involved in, so sixty seven of them are being listed below the cut, but if you don't see the fandom of your choice there, just ask if I've heard of it in the DMs and I probably will have. If I haven't, I'll probably watch it free of charge to get a feel for the characters.

Anime:

Yuri on Ice

Banana Fish

Death Note

Pokemon (Yes I know it's a game it can be both)

Beyblade (Metal Saga & Burst)

Bungou Stray Dogs

Assassination Classroom

Nanbaka

Boku no Hero Academia

 Sk8 the Infinity

Fullmetal Alchemist

Bloom into You

The Promised Neverland

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K

Dr. Stone

The Way of the Househusband

Noragami

Naruto

Jujutsu Kaisen

Attack on Titan

Danganronpa

Books:

Percy Jackson/Riordanverse

The Vigilante Poets of Selwyn Academy

Mark My Words

Artemis Fowl

A Series of Unfortunate Events

The Truth About Verity Sparks

Alice in Wonderland

Podcasts:

The Magnus Archives

Welcome to Night Vale

Musicals:

Dear Evan Hansen

Be More Chill

Beetlejuice

(There are others but idk if anyone wants fics of them)

Cartoons/Western Animation:

Inside Job

The Owl House

Amphibia

Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel

Into the Spiderverse Franchise

Pixar films

Puss in Boots

Teen Titans

Young Justice

Marvel Rising

RWBY

How To Train Your Dragon

The Last Teenagers At The End Of The World

Lackadaisy

Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous

Miraculous Ladybug

Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur

DuckTales (2016)

Gravity Falls

Carmen Sandiego

Live Action:

The Walking Dead (Main Series Only)

Our Flag Means Death

We Are Lady Parts

Umbrella Academy

Good Omens

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Ms. Marvel (2022)

Heartstopper

Comics:

Gwenpool

Batman (+All related Batfam comics)

Ms. Marvel

Original Reader’s Viewpoint

West Coast Avengers

It's Jeff

[akirameta84]

Akechi being Rivulet definitely works! And can also act as Aiura both desperately wanting to help Saiki, and get some vengeance for Saiki via having Akechi be built specifically for ripping out Kuusuke's Rarefaction Cell, whether he consents to it or not. And maybe she included a secondary purpose afterwards. One geared towards giving Saiki a companion after the Rarefaction Cell transplant happens.

Aren could be the Spearmaster Scug, but his creation was completely different. Like, Saiki could've created him as a desperate attempt to communicate with Kuusuke and get him to stop draining all the water, even if it's probably too late, via acting as his messenger because Kuusuke wasn't listening to all other methods of communication. And when that didn't work, he finally gave up and had Aren send out his final message. The ability to tap into the Iterator network could've been a side effect of Saiki's attempt to figure out why this is happening bleeding into Aren's creation process, and by the time he switched focus from investigator to messenger, it was already coded into the genome. ...and I'm adding angst via throwing out the idea of Aren sticking around Saiki's collapsed Super Structure until things have both cooled down enough, and there is an opening even there, so that he can finally reunite with his creator.

Mera as the Artificer. Her siblings and mother were killed by the Scavengers, so she decided to go a little crazy. ...yes if there was a way for her to have learned what happened to Saiki due to Kuusuke's actions she wouldn't be happy with him whatsoever. But for a while she had no way of learning and by the time she can learn she's living on top of Kuusuke's Super Structure taking care of some Slug Pups she found because it's safe from the rain so she probably won't learn about it until way later on.

Hairo is a less chonky Gourmand, but that's only because of his energy because otherwise he still cooks to keep up with the amount of energy he burns just by existing. Anyways he just got a bit lost scouting, met Saiki once, surprisingly without Nendou or Aren nearby, helped him out with a lizard, left, met Nendou and Aren individually and helped them hunt a bit, then met Kuusuke, got him to open the gate, then left. But he still visits on the occasion. Not at all realizing the two loner slug cats and the other Iterator know each other until Teruhashi arrived and helped them.

Speaking of, Teruhashi, she's the Survivor. She was swept away, and is now desperately trying to survive. She met Aren who chucked some food at her then left, and later Nendou who guided her to Saiki, alongside Saiki, Toritsuka, and Aiura's Overseers. Which she trusts because they've helped her so far. Anyways she ends up getting the necessary Neurons for Saiki because Nendou and Aren are too busy guarding him from the wildlife to go, and despite his body language it's obvious Saiki is nice via how he didn't hesitate to absent mindedly pet all the Scugs around him. ...when she meets Kuusuke the dislike on her side is great and Kuusuke is trying very hard to ignore her reasoning for grabbing his neurons, instead acting like she isn't grabbing them.

Kaidou is the Monk. He was a member of the colony Teruhashi was from and after a bit decided to go after her. He's fucking terrified the entire time, somehow ended up meeting Kuusuke before meeting literally anyone else, and had to be guided by Kuusuke to Saiki, and as a result Saiki's group of Scugs. Including Teruhashi. Saiki is just extremely confused on how they know each other.

Now then, as for the Monk... I honestly have no clue the Monk could be the same Slug Cat for all I know the little guy is wack like that.

yes. very much yes. i have 2 rain world aus now it seems lmfao, a scug one where its an isekai and everyone is a scug, and this one, where they replace the canon cast <3

akechi was definitely designed to also be a companion after he did his job. hes sleek and fast but strong, as aiurs didnt know how hard stealing a rarefaction cell from a mostly functioning iterator would be.

rain world kinda implies that rivulet was a purposed organism (being so unique + already having the mark), so in this au its just the actual truth

you did Monk twice but i think you meant Saint can just be the same crazy fella, and i agree haha

spearmaster aren is perfect. kuusuke hsd closed all communication networks so a messenger was needed, and kusuo was still functional enough to make one. and hes there as a companion too <3

mera, as the most feral character, works well as the most feral scug lol. those scavengers didnt stand a chance.

everyone who wasnt a purposed organism has to got through kuusuke to get the mark of communication, since the other closest iterstor cant exactly do that. so them winding up there makes sense lol

ty for the ask i agree with everything so so so much <3 love getting these even if i apologize for a lackluster response because honestly all i have is agreement ahdb

[skania]

Seriously though, Saiki in The Disastrous Life of Kokomi Teruhashi is at his most ridiculous ever.

Teruhashi wanted to go and drink a shake with him. So Saiki being Saiki, he makes sure she won't get to ask him out.

Except he just... turns invisible and goes with her anyway?

He doesn't have a shake of his own because of his clownery, so he just... goes and drinks from Teruhashi's straw?

Like if Teruhashi would've gotten to invite him, she would have bought Saiki his own shake. But no, here goes Saiki making things worse for himself and giving Teruhashi more than she would've even bargained for.

Then, when Teruhashi stands-up, he follows her and stands so close to her for absolutely no reason whatsoever, that Teruhashi almost accidentally touches him?

Plus, what's up with his thoughts?

Does he even realize how ridiculous he sounds here? He's the one who's getting involved with her right now. He could've just saved himself the trouble, bought himself a shake and drank it at home. Teruhashi didn't even get to invite him, he invited himself.

THEN, to top all this off, he looks all smug when Teruhashi notices she's missing some of her shake??

Sir?? What do you even have to be smug about? She just wanted to drink a shake with you and you not only did that, you also gave her an Indirect Kiss™?

He is such a tsundere that he willingly just went on a date with Teruhashi, yet he still acts like it's a win for him because Teruhashi didn't realize he was there. LMAO. 😂

[cocomilk-subs]

fun(?) ways to manifest

reminder that you don't need methods to manifest, i made these just to have fun lol

watch shows and read mangas with the same genres/themes with the certain vibes that you want in your own life (the feeling comes much easier for me)

for self concept, some characters in tv and movies for me include teruhashi from saiki k, luffy from one piece (or any shounen mc's), elle woods from legally blonde, haruhi suzumiya (she's literally a god) and also this video and this one on loop

picture a magical girl/boy/other transformation on a certain phrase (e.g. moon prism power!!!) that propels you into your ideal self if you're spiraling

read books that your ideal self would read while you listen to a playlist who makes you feel like your ideal self

make a vaunting blog (a private one if you have personal stuff) that posts about all of the fun things you're doing, how good your self concept is

randomly quote poetry or lyrics suited towards the kind of person you're embodying, instead of repeating affirmations mindlessly maybe

keeping a sketchbook that your ideal self would have if they were drawing out their life in their perspective (including all the things that you want in your life)

wear the same perfume and clothes as your ideal self

incorporate a new way of talking that you now associate with embodying the you with a great self concept (e.g. ending your sentences towards people with "my love <3" or now always adding "totally" to your sentences)

incorporating something new that you eat often that signifies that you are a person who now has your desires (e.g. now you always eat tangerines!)

get into a state of flow with something you really enjoy or work or anything, and while you're happily engaging in your tasks, repeat and remind yourself that you're so powerful, that you have all your desires, etc.

fall asleep with a pillow or a plush toy that you tell yourself is your SP

whenever you get something a the store or something to eat, remind yourself that you have to get a second one for your SP (naturally, cuz both of you are dating, right?!)

remind yourself that certain things of yours were given to you by your SP because you're both dating

[oatmealcrisp-freak]

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Is Hairo a genuinely sweet guy or does he hide his dark side under performative activism to reap social capital?!?!!?!? dun dun dun

I AND MY ASSOCIATES HAVE GONE THRU EXTENSIVE EFFORTS TO COMPILE THIS EVIDENCE POINTING TO HAIRO SECRETLY BEING AN ASSHOLE THAT HE REALLY DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE!! 

We put our lives on the line for this one folks so GET READY. The CONCLUSION will SHOCK YOU.

Hairo lies and misleads to get his own way!! Hairo you know damn well that party is getting started and that if Kaidou, Nendo, and Saiki don’t get there soon they’ll miss it. This is such an odd departure from his ‘hustle it’ attitude...maybe he doesn’t WANT them to come? He is consistently shown to BULLY Saiki...

They are literally pointing and laughing at Saiki but does Hairo care? No.

In the classroom party episode his ringtone is his own voice yelling. That feels so narcissistic.

He literally impedes traffic by doing sit ups in the school hallway. Where’s the stickler for the rules now, huh? Is the location a coincidence, or did he choose it for how PUBLIC it is so people would fawn over and praise him?

This is a hard one to witness, folks. He has no respect for other ppls boundaries or health, and encourages people to ignore their health and anxieties for the sake of ‘improvement’ if they don’t do what he wants them to do! Note too how hard he pushes Saiki to step outside of his ‘comfort zone’ in addition to this poor schlub he’s got on the phone.

Also, he’s a SCENE STEALER.

Saiki does this...

AND THEN HAIRO IMMEDIATELY DOES THIS? Was he only INSPIRED by Saiki’s so called sacrifice, or was he feeling threatened that Saiki might upstage him? He even pulls the same ploy by sacrificing himself, but ten fold! Saiki even says, 

That Hairo skinning his knee shouldn’t be enough to make him vomit blood. There’s no signs of Hairo being a hemophiliac. I think he had FAKE BLOOD PACKS in his mouth to win him the sympathy vote!

He puts himself into dangerous situations, but makes sure to take his top off first? What is the point of that unless he wants everyone to admire his vulnerable, held at gun point, shimmering abs? (Also is he oiled for extra shimmer? did he know this was gonna happen? did he arrange for this?)

He’s always yelling at people w/no respect for indoor voice or sensory issues!

He’s always looking to make a spectacle of himself in public! Hairo did you really need to collect an entire tree from somewhere? You were supposed to get a replacement hammer.

Animal abuse. So! Awful!

He’s a method actor like Jared Leto. And again, impeding walkways and endangering others! Hairo what if someone tripped over you!

He routinely volunteers other people for torment w/out their permission! Hairo did you ASK if your team mates wanted to run fifty laps? Cus I bet they didn’t. All because YOU need to be the BEST so you’ll even compete with your COACH. Shameful.

He literally incites his classmates to violence and the DESTRUCTION of school property. Is this the class rep who can lead Class 3 to glory?! I THINK NOT.

And most egregiously of all

HE CHEATS TO BEAT BEST BOY, RENOWNED SCHOOL SWEETIE, RIKI NENDO.

Is this really a good guy... or is there a dark shadow cast over the heart of Kineshi Hairo that yearns not just for so called ‘self improvement’, but to win no matter the cost so he can get the attention he so desires???? 

To really convince you all, a coffin nail.

Why doesn’t Teruhashi make Hairo say “offu”? Well it might be because he’s gay, but Kaidou says offu around her so I don’t think that’s the ONLY reason.

BEHOLD.

The only one who beats out Hairo’s charisma, who sways the attention of the populace more than him, who is more popular and seemingly more virtuous than him...

Is Kokomi Teruhashi.

Not only does his egomania bid him to injure himself (or at least feign as such to manipulate people’s sympathy) and others, to strip in public, to cheat to win win win no matter what, it is so strong it overpowers Teruhashi’s charisma. The only other person who can do that is the over powered protagonist SAIKI KUSUO!

Saiki even asks Hairo, “Are you a demon?”

Hairo never answers. Because he can’t.

And so I submit to you that Hairo, noted sweaty pyrokinetic is not lit up from the inside by the flames of passion, OH NO

BUT THE FIRES OF HELL.

And THAT is why he shall forevermore be doomed to never enjoy snowcones, or icecream, or a snowball fight. It’s karma, babee.

(Hairo its melting its melting!)

[cornfarm]

hi! love the alphabet event! you're doing a really good job writing them! but please remember to take breaks and stay hydrated! 😤 <3 anyways, can I ask for J and R for saiki? thank you for doing God's work!

WAAA thank you ;__; i'm having a lot of fun with it! and thank you, i'm taking many-a-breaks and drinking lots of yummy water, make sure you do the same!

and of course ;-; if there's not enough saiki content, i'll just make my own!

this is part of an alphabet event! click here to view!

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

i have seen some people headcanon that saiki isn't the jealous type. i would like to politely disagree. he is a leo, and as a leo myself, i'm horrendously jealous.

only kidding, we see how jealous he is of people with normal lives without psychic powers, and he's very protective of his friends and family. i'd like to think he's jealous of you, you're everything he's not. i digress- i think it's safe to say he can get pretty worked up about you.

he's not overbearing, he doesn't really care how you spend your freetime, and he's comfortable knowing your friends don't have any funny business with you, regardless of their gender. but for example, if you're out in public and someone is hitting on you, he'll quietly usher you away, and lay a lifelong curse on their poor soul.

he's incredibly discreet about his actions, but you can see his jealousy on his face. he has this grim frown on that just screams upset.

although, a lot of his jealousy just comes from insecurity. he sees you as some sort of angel. you're brilliant and kind and everything he's not, and deep down, he's not really sure what you like about him, even if he hears you think about it. he cares about you, and he knows the feeling is reciprocated, but he can't help but feel sometimes that maybe he's not good enough for you.

if you tease him about how he's jealous, he'll get genuinely upset, so don't tease him. instead, ask him very politely, he'll embrace you- a rare initiation of physical affection. please reassure him. he'll get it through his head eventually.

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but saiki is not the romantic type. like his parents are, he may be utterly infatuated by you, but the apple can only fall so far from the tree. don't expect grandiose exclamations of love from him.

he knows this about himself, and you know it too. that doesn't mean he doesn't do anything for you, as i've said before, his methods are different.

he's your biggest fan! he'll support anything you want to do and make as long as it's not hurting anyone or yourself. if you make art, he might not get it, but he's interested in your ideas, so he's willing to learn to understand it just for you. if you play a sport, or do performance arts, he'll always go to your games/shows. he'll be hesitant to help you practice, but he'll always be there for you.

he'll also spend weeks planning surprises for you. you can't surprise him, sorry! but he can surprise you. his surprises are very thoughtful and expansive. he'll make you cute little scavenger hunts and surprises in the video games you play together. he'll pre-order you a limited edition collection of something you like months before it'll be distributed. if there's somewhere you're dying to go, he'll teleport you two there without a second thought.

his methods are a bit unorthodox, but he never fails to surprise you. to him, seeing you so excited and happy from the things he prepares is the best gift he could ask for.

and maybe a new pokemon game!