#maybe this also works for vil or trey or even cater....... orz thinking thoughts
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who in twst besides riddle do u think would actually be a 40 year old virgin. Whether its bc he was a loser growing up, or had no game. Whos the greying silverfox who smells like old cologne and is soooo mature but cant help but pitching a tent whenever he sees a sweet thing like you ask him for life advice? Old virgins ftw :D
AZUL. AZUL. AZUL. AZUL ASHENGROTTO!!!!!! Please ask him for life advice. Let him talk your ear off about the economy and financial tips and all of that "buy low, sell high" stuff. Please look at him with wide, excited eyes as you curiously listen and nod along. He's so accomplished and successful and smart, but he folds the minute you say those things to him. All it takes is a "Wow! You're so smart, Mr. Ashengrotto!" and he's having to do his best to remain normal when his dick is achingly hard. >_< you just have that effect...
OR FLOYD. OTL scummy, sleazy Floyd who talks dirty so naturally, but the truth is that he's still a virgin. <3 he'd make fun of Jade and Azul for getting so worked up over feet and legs, but then he sees you in your cute, frilly clothes and he's gone LOL. It's not even that risqué, but there's something so enticing about the modesty. He's obsessed.
It goes without saying that this screams Rollo Flamme. The most virgin man ever. Still so traditional and refuses to hook up with anyone random or look for no-strings-attached situationships and the like. But then here you are, cute and impressionable, and asking him for life advice... you're driving him mad.
Another obvious one, but Idia is absolutely like this. He's so proud when you feed his ego and call him a super genius because of course he is! But all of the blood is rushing to his dick the minute you're sidling up closer to him to look at his monitor and asking all sorts of questions about programming and whatnot in that sweet voice of yours. You're so close he can smell you!!!!!
#twisted chit chat#n/sfw#maybe this also works for vil or trey or even cater....... orz thinking thoughts
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