#maybe they'll start allowing ship-to-store in canada if they open enough stores

[grunge-mermaid]

my parents have booked a beach day for wednesday when my niece is visiting so it's a mad scramble to try to find a plus size bathing suit in my size that isn't designed for someone 2-3x my age and isn't a high-cut bikini AND can ship in time

I found a cute tankini on amazon last week for $65 but it was too expensive so I looked at other sites. I found something today that would be $50 with Next Day Shipping- not really my style but not frumpy- and then I put in my address and Next Day Shipping disappeared. 3-8 business days. so the earliest it would arrive would be the day after the beach day. now that $65 tankini doesn't sound too bad to my mom except the earliest it would arrive is Sunday the 6th. 4 days too late.

so now we have to go out of town tomorrow and try to hunt down something that isn't ugly as sin, too skimpy, too frumpy, and hopefully under $100. because walmart and giant tiger have jack shit.