#maybe it was a good thing my parents barred me from taking any classes lmao
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
I remember the time I tried to fit in with the girls in primary school by forcing myself to be a horse girl like them. I liked horses well enough (tho I was and still am a bit scared of them. big animals who's cues and movements I'm bad at interpreting) and loved the novels and other horse themed trinkets I'd get in the Pony Club subscription box I begged my mother to get for me, collecting Schleich horse figurines was fun as well, even had the stables and all
my parents never allowed me to go to actual horseback riding classes tho, the usual reasoning being I'd not stick to it anyway and it'd be a huge waste of what little money we had. and turns out just liking the same things as the girls didn't cut it. I didn't have the necessary social skills to get along with them anyway.
I kinda miss that phase of my life sometimes, mostly the reading tbh. I'm 100% viewing it through heavily rose-coloured glasses, but there were some good moments for sure.
#i remember going to a summer vacation thing at a local stable and sitting on a horse for a bit. that was fun but really scary#it was a tall horse and i was a fat uncoordinated child lmao#getting up was difficult and i almost fell off the saddle a few times. because i could not move with the horse's movements at all#maybe it was a good thing my parents barred me from taking any classes lmao#...wait. this feels similar to the time i so badly wanted to become a ballerina. but the teacher politely kicked me out#after the first trial lesson for being to clumsy and uncoordinated lmao.#looks like my lack of coordination is always going to be my biggest roadblock#same reason i did so bad at the trial lesson of kung fu i went to with a classmate a couple years back#no matter how much i focused i could not get the movement sequence right. also looking at myself in the mirror while failing#was trippy in a really bad way#sorry for the rambling. just unlocking childhood memories tonight i guess
2 notes
·
View notes
Note
so i saw a post on tumblr a few days ago about how jasper would handle the loving a human situation so much worse than edward. because, you know, we are talking about jasper-vampirey-totally-traumatized-ex-war-machine-and-an-empath. and i've been thinking about the vampire jasper x human alice thing. considering that, for any reason, he doesn't want/won't kill her, how do you think it would proceed?
Iâd be interested to read that post! I actually disagree that he would handle things "worse" than edward, although that's a low bar. I think there are a couple key factors at work with vampire jasper/human alice.
[longass meta under the cut]
1) jasper's terrible control
let's face it, this dude cannot stop snackin on human blood. there's no such thing as cute one-on-one meadow time with himâif you're a delicious blood-filled human and you go into the woods alone with jasper, you ain't coming out alive. and if you're his singer? forget it, you're dead the second you walk over the threshold and so is the rest of your biology class.
there was always some suspension of disbelief involved in buying into the idea that edward was able to get near enough to kiss bella etc in the first place. smeyer tried to have her cake and eat it too with the whole "I could snap and kill you at any second...but let's make out" stuff. she justifies it in-universe by first giving edward Super Control and then having him claim he's simply incapable of hurting bella now after the whole believing she's dead thing in NM, and therefore his Super Control is even better. but ngl, that second part always struck me as pretty lazy writing (âthe Power of Love did it!â)
so when people write vamp jasper/human alice, that's something to take into consideration. I personally think the best way to solve jasper's control issues is to make human!alice's blood smell actively bad to him, either because of medication she's on or for some supernatural reason (a reverse-singer? why not.) I went with option A in Perihelion, because it's easy to put Crazy Asylum Girlâą on some good ol' fashioned Brain Drugs.
and even then, I think jasper would still struggle a lot with control. there would be close calls. there would be times he insisted on having conversations in public, or not getting too physical too fast. times he would irish goodbye mid-makeout in order to go drain fifteen deer. from a narrative standpoint, it's a very fun conflict with a lot of potential for drama and comedy.
(especially since alice has far less patience than bella and is constantly trying to speed things up and skip ahead in her relationships lmao)
2) jasper's attitude toward humans
like you said with the traumatized war machine thing, he's much further removed from human experience than edward, who is actively trying to reclaim his humanity at every turn. jasper doesnât see being human as a morally superior or aspirational state. he was conditioned for 80 years to devalue any life, and to view humans as Food, Not Friends. we get a glimpse in MS of the way he still struggles with that. so to suddenly be in love with someone whose humanity you struggle to recognize would lead to some wild cognitive dissonance. he might end up taking the same She's Not Like Other Humans view as edward.
heâs also a far less...teenage-y character than edward (bella in book 1:Â âthe two older guys looked like they could be teachersâ) who is used to adult levels of responsibility and agency, so thatâs another big obstacle to falling in love with a human high school kid.
I think the one respect in which jasper and edward react the same is their horror at falling in love with a human, albeit for different reasons (edward: oh god, I'm a monster stealing this pure angel's future and putting her in danger!) (jasper: oh god, I'm attracted to my food source! a puny adolescent mayfly! what is wrong with me?) a pre-alice jasper has zero romantic ideas about One True Loves or whatever (consider how his last relationship went), so it would take him longer to come around to the idea that it's even worth it to try dating a human.
what I take away from this whole thing is that alice would definitely have to be the pursuer, at least at the start of the relationship. jasperâs not gonna go out of his way to get to know her, which is usually step 1 of falling in love. sure, her gift might intrigue him, but sheâs the one who would have to go the extra mile to communicate with him. heâs giving her nothing.
3) jasperâs attitude toward vampirism
this one is really the kicker for me, because, as I touched on above, jasper sees nothing special or remotely useful about being human. to him, being a vampire is everythingâit makes you safe, it makes you powerful, it makes you live forever. souls? souls are a fake thing the Church came up with to frighten the sheeple into compliance. humans have nothing to lose and everything to gain from becoming vampires.
so accordingly, once he accepted that he was in love with human!alice, jasper would want that girl bitten asap. every second she stays human is a second sheâs in danger. another thing jasper has in common with edward is paranoia and overprotectiveness, which in his case is even more justified due to his violent background. the difference is that jasper is extremely practical and solution-oriented, and the obvious solution is âturn alice into a vampire,â not âhide in her bedroom and kill every spider.â
this can lead to its own interesting conflicts, of course. maybe human!alice doesnât want to be a vampire, or isnât ready, or lives under the thumb of abusive parents. maybe she gets institutionalized and goes missing. sheâs vain enough that maybe she refuses to be changed until her bad haircut grows out, or she gets the chance to be drunk in las vegas at least once, or she gets just a little taller (âpleeeease I know Iâm totally gonna hit five feet if we just wait one more year!â) jasper usually respects her agency, but this is one situation in which I can see him way overstepping and going so far as to change her without her consent (though he would probably need to enlist help from someone other than carlisle.)
in conclusion
so is jasper âworseâ at dating a human? maybe, but he also doesnât let her stay human for long, which in my book means heâs already handling things waaaaayyyy better than edward. there are no weird marriage ultimatums or âletâs try to have sex while iâm still humanâ bargains with jasper. no ghosting for six months and leaving alice unprotected. no soul-related arguments whatsoever.
how I think things would proceed
I mean, it totally depends on all the other factors I listed! I know that feels like a cop-out answer, but there are sooo many ways to execute vampire!jasper/human!alice (or vice versa, though thatâs a somewhat different ball game.) for a long time I avoided writing the dynamic myself because it felt like other people had done it better, but then I completely caved and ended up with Perihelion. that story is definitely on the back burner, but any time Iâm inspired and think of some specific thing I think would happen with vamp!jasper/human!alice, thatâs where Iâm gonna put it!
#meta#jasper hale#alice cullen#asks#anonymous#vampire jasper/human alice#perihelion tag#another endlessly long jalice meta by Me
35 notes
·
View notes
Text
santa&prada
part of my opposites attract! series.Â
ksj / knj / myg / jhs / kth / jjk
pairing: rich!jimin x reader
summary: Yeah, Park Jimin most likely didn't even realize he was being a rude and disrespectful son of a bitch.
wordcount: 5k
genre:Â smut - angst(? - fluff (? idk u tell me
rated: mÂ
warnings: a christmas fic in late november, cursing, a huge misunderstanding lmao, i call jimin âpark jiminâ too many times bc i felt like it, car sex, oral (f recieving), some good ole spanking, (kinda) rough and unprotected sex, a lil of dirty talk, spit kink. thats about it. just an excuse to write jimin fucking you in a car. jimin is not as bad as oc thinks srsly.
The first time you meet Park Jimin is through mutual friends. On a firday night on December, with white, red and green lights decorating the streets of New York, filled with the typical hustle of the masses doing last minute Christmas shopping, the freezing weather impacting your body temperature, cursing yourself for choosing tights, a skirt and heeled boots that are too pretty but too uncomfortable to wear.
You had never considered yourself a particular enthusiast of Christmas festivities. You guess discovering Santa Claus was, actually, your parents before the rest of the kids in your class was one of the many reasons that made you grow up too soon and therefore, not allowing you to fully enjoy the month of December. Or maybe it had nothing to do with Santa, and more to do with your parents deciding to get a divorce a day before Christmas Eve. A traumatic event for seven year old you, but completely forgotten and overcome by twenty-four year old present you.
Growing up each Christmas suffering the consecuences of a shared custody would have probably had a disastrous effect on anybody else, but not you. Although the separation was a tough reality to accept at first, fortunately your parents were always capable of raising you in an environment full of love and affection, just like any other kid. And you prided yourself on having moved on from those circumstances a long time ago (even if your therapist disagreed and blamed many of your behaviors on it. Whatever.)
To put it simply, December was just not the month for you. It was just another month, like the remaining eleven of the year, except Mariah Carey's voice was heard every five minutes everywhere you'd go and people gave each other presents as if it was only during that time of the year when they remembered their loved ones.Â
The only thing you could thank Christmas for were the well deserved two weeks of holidays our work allowed until the new year's arrival. Fifteen days of rest, peace and baking those gingerbread cookies that Seokjin died for and that you sincerely denoted as nauseating.
You truly had no idea what exactly you did wrong that night. You don't know if it was something you said, or something you did, but what you did know was that Park Jimin pursued a silent and personal vendetta against you that continued nowadays.
"Here are your disgusting cookies, you filthy animal." it might have been that very first sentence you said when you entered the bar and reunited with your friends that didn't cause a good impression. "Shit, it's cold as fuck. My nipples are harder than my life." or maybe it was your selection of words while you waved every familiar face hello until you stopped to look at the only (pretty. too pretty, as well) one you had never seen before.
"_____, it's Chrismtas! Santa Clause will only bring you a lump of coal if you keep cursing like that!" Lisa laughed while she kissed your cheek and made space for you to sit next to her. "Oh, by the way, this is Jimin. A friend of Namjoon. He's a newbie!"
Park Jimin was stunning, you had no trouble admitting that. You weren't blind, you weren't stupid, and you could go as far as theorize that his dark eyes, his light and always immaculate styled hair, his sharp jawline and those plump lips as red as cherries must have been sculpted by Satan himself.
Fuck, you were even sure you'd be on your knees in front of Park Jimin in an alternative universe begging for his dick inside your mouth. But in the universe where you and the real Park Jimin reside, he would never come near you unless somebody was aiming a gun into his skull.
You're not precisely sure what it was, but a brief exchange of glances and an evasive and sligh shake of hands with Park Jimin was enough to make you feel ashamed and withdrawn for the rest of the night.
If Jimin wasn't even able to drop a polite "Nice to meet you", he sure as hell wasn't able to pretend you even existed.
Even the small talk you had tried to engaged with him about his shiny pair of shoes went terribly wrong.
"Oh, are those Dolce and Gabbana?"
"Dolce and Gabbana are homphobic, racist and sexist, so no" the grimace on his face should've been enough to make you regret speaking to him in the first place , but the snarky voice of his made you want to run away and hide from him until next Christmas.
In reality, you swore you didn't care. Seriously. Other's opinions were never something that could easily bother you or keep you awake at night. You had always turned a deaf ear to the cruel children that made fun of you due to your parent's divorce, you had always ignored the amount of men that never considered you "ladylike" enough (what the fuck did that even mean, anyway? what exactly made a lady and what didn't?), and you had always disregarded any envous comment surrounding you.
So, fuck Park Jimin! You had said to yourself. He's just a well mannered rich boy. Somebody who didn't resemble you in any aspect. A stupid, pretentious, spoiled boy who's had everything he's ever wanted in the palm of his hand, unlike you. Who the fuck cares what Park Jimin thinks?Â
But apparently, you did.Â
You would have never placed such importance to whatever it was that roamed inside Jimin's head if his appearances in your group of friends hadn't been so recurrent.
Because each time you were forced to see Jimin's face, you were also forced to experience a strange knot of discomfort and humilliation growing in your stomach in his mere presence. It's not like Jimin did anything specific to make you feel that way. He might not even do it on purpose, or his intentions might not be entirely evil. Maybe he simply didn't realize how he always avoided being by your side like the plague, or how his body immediately tensed and he balled his hands into fists everytime you were less than two feet away from him, or how he would look at you from the corner of his eye everytime you decided you speak, almost as if he was waiting for you to shut up to finally let out the air he was containing inside his lungs in relief.
Yeah, Park Jimin most likely didn't even realize he was being a rude and disrespectful son of a bitch.
And with time, you couldn't help but attribute that disdain and hostility that Park Jimin always directed at you to the many undeniable differences that constituted each of you. Park Jimin, with his impeccable and always well ironed Prada shirts, his spotless trousers, jewelry that probably costed more than three of your annual salaries, and always emanating that Givenchy fragance that screamed "wealth!" every rare occasion you could experiment his presence next to you. Exactly two years after that first meeting with Park Jimin, you hadn't been able to avoid reciprocating that feeling of contempt towards him. Not when you were the only victim of his arrogance. Everybody loved Park Jimin, and Park Jimin loved everyone.Â
Except you.
Clinging to your glass of Don PĂ©rignon and finishing the rest of the liquid in one go, you try to snap out of your own thoughts, reminding yourself to return to the conversation you're currently having with Taehyung about a pretty waitress that he's met during one of his art exhibitions (or at least that's what you think you caught him say) and forcing yourself by all means to stop observing the friendly and kind smiles that Park Jimin was shooting to those present from across the room and that you will never be able to achieve.Â
"_____? Are you even listening to me, darling?" Taehyung's voice is what makes you finally look away from the dumb blond standing on the opposite side of the room, blinking a few times before clearing your throat.Â
"Sorry, Tae." letting out a sigh, you try to brush back and put in place the strand of hair that escaped the intricate hairdo you had tried and so miserably failed to do yourself to try to fit in and hopefully impress such environment of preppy and privilaged people (ahem, Park Jimin) Â falling on your forehead as best as you can. "Just been really stressed this week and I'm on another planet. You know how I feel about Christmas. I think I need a new flute of . Or five."
Taehyung sends you a look full of empathy and places one of his hands in your shoulder, squeezing lightly in a comforting way. "I'll get you another one. I'll be right back." You quickly interrupt him though, to prevent him from standing up before you.
"No, really. I'll go. I need some fresh air anyways, if you don't mind." And of course Taehyung doesn't mind, so you get on your feet as graceously as your tipsy state allowed you to (who told you it was a good idea to drink three glasses in less than thirty minutes of the extremely expensive champagne Taehyung had brought to the Christmas party he had organized and why did it convince you it would appease your anxiey?) and make your way towards the table where the rest of the bottles are. A table dangerously close to the conversation Jimin and that friend of Lisa (whose name you don't remember) were having.
Both are with their backs turned and, honestly, you take a silent moment to thank God or whatever is up there because the last thing you need right now is yet another awkward interaction with Jimin, so you try as best as you can to refill your glass of champagne to get out of there as soon as possible, praying to make your exit going unnoticed.
But no. Because the stars and the universe loved to align to make you suffer! They love to play with your karma and they love making you damn that one day you didn't help that lady cross the street. They love making you regret buying those plastic straws. They love making you feel guilty for hacking your neighbour's Wifi when you run out of money to pay for yours. Because the moment you try to take a hold of the bottle in your hands, it slips out of your grasp, and you're watching in slow motion how the sparkling berverage ends up spilling all over the extremely expensive (or so you assume. Balenciaga maybe) suit pants Park Jimin decided to wear that night.
Everything is kind of blurry and you can't even hear anything. You can only watch as Park Jimin turns around, lips parted and eyebrows furrowed, until his eyes find you, the bane of his existance and immediately recognizing the culprit of his now drenched piece of clothing. And you can watch as, once again, his gaze turns almost black and narrow lightly as to reprimend you for what you've caused. But of course he doesn't say a word. He has nothing to say. He doesn't even look surprised. No. Because obviously, Park Jimin knew that if there was somebody in this room willing to ruin his night, it would be you, and only you.
"Shit!" you're the first one to break the strained silence, but that only makes Jimin flinch. "Shit, shit, shit. I'm so fucking dumb! J-Jimin, I'm so sorry, let me just go grab a paper tow-"
"Don't." his voice cuts through you. Literally cuts through you. Because it's not often that Park Jimin decides to aim his words at you, but everytime he does it holds the same frigid tone. Like knives trying to painfully stab your being. "Just, don't."
In reality, you don't know a lot of things and you don't know what causes what happens next. You don't know if it's the specific time of the year, you don't know if it's your internal stress, or if it's Park Jimin, his voice, or the fact that he will never like you. But it's instant. They way something compresses your chest, and suddenly your eyes are not glaced by the alcohol but by something wet that threatens to flow. You would never admit to anyone they're tears.
So, shutting your mouth and swallowing the uncomfortable feeling of anguish in your throat, leaving your flute forgotten on the table and grabbing the bottle instead. Without saying a word, your feet start moving up the stairs of the ridiculously enourmous house Taehyung owns towards the first free and empty balcony you can find. Free of people and free of Park Jimin.
Closing the large window behind you, you allow yourself to close your eyes and take a deep breath; the icy temperature outside immediately welcoming you. Although the hairs on your arm stand up and you know you're probably going to catch a cold (because the dress you've chosen for the dinner is not at all appropiate for such winter climate), at least the tension in your body seems to disappear while oxygen keeps that ugly feeling in your heart at bay from continuing to choke you.
With shaky hands, you take a big gulp straight from the champagne bottle. Fuck Park Jimin. No man will ever have the power to make you feel what you're feeling right now. Â Fuck Park Jimin. And fuck his beautiful face and his ability to make you tremble and fear looking like an idiot. Fuck his fancy clothes and his perfect manicured hands and his marvelous but frigthening presence.Â
Knock knock.
The sound makes you jump back from the window, hand grasping your chest while you turn around, coming face to face with the man in question. Â Your first instinct is to ignore him. But that thought is already out of the way when it's him the one who struggles with the window lock before opening and taking a step towards you. You step back as he steps in, raising your head up high and puffing your chest. Because your second instinct is to tell Park Jimin to go fuck himself.
"_____, I would like to-"
"You would like to what?" Jimin looks taken aback at your harshness. Alcohol has always been a weapon of mass destruction in your system, provoking words to flow too easily and without filter out of your mouth, more than they already do when you're sober. Especially when it's mixed with the frustration you've been harboring inside of you for two years. That's why when the words start to come out, they won't stop. "To make me feel like shit one more time? To look at me with that fucking conceited face trying to make me feel like you're better than me? Or would you like to ignore me once again as you always do everytime we're in the same fucking room to make sure I know you hate my mere existance, even if it's just the two of us right now?"
The steam leaving your lips due to the accelerated beat of your heart blurs his face for an instant while he looks at you dumbfounded. The silence and his expression makes you scoff, an acidic smile adorning your face while you take another sip of your drink because even with such a stupid face, he still looks delectable with his white shirt and ruined pants. You turn around, removing a tear that you hadn't even realized had fallen during your speech and that, frankly, you were hoping he hadn't either. You would blame it on the cold, anyway.
This time, a gust of wind running through you from head to toe, making you forget of Park Jimin's presence looming behind you, reminding you it's still December and the fabric of your dress is doing nothing to conceal you from the cold.
But before you can do anything about it and blame yourself for being dumb and not taking your coat with you before deciding to step into balcony, Park Jimin surprises you once again, this time by placing his navy blue blazer over the naked skin of your arms.
Your back straightens when you feel his warm breath caressing the back of your neck, at the same time that a voice you have never heard Park Jimin use with you echoes in your ears.
"I really don't hate you, _____. I..."Â Jimin wets his lips. His body trembles, but it's not due to lacking his own coat, while his brain hurriedly searches for words eloquent and adequate enough to explain voice his thoughts. "I like you very much, _____."
Scoffing again while you shake your head, you push down with all your inner strenght the incipent fluttering of butterflies in your stomach that Jimin has managed to cause in just a matter of seconds. It's probably the longest sentence you've heard from him in two years, and you don't exactly understand why your body is reacting the way it is. But you're also not willing to give Park Jimin the satisfaction of knowing that. He doesn't deserve it anyway. So with all the courage you can muster, you turn around with your hands clenching.
And even though being at such short distance from Jimin is a bit overwhelming and unexpected for you, the irritation still making your blood bubble is enough to not let a man as handsome as him derail you from your current circumstances.
"Well, fuck you Park Jimin. You certainly have a funny fucking way to sh-" his hands cradling your jaw that pull you closer to him and his lips that silent you roughly, but with surprising care. Only for a moment. A moment in which your body betrays you and make you melt into hir warmth. But his voice, low and sinfully husky, murmurs against your lips.Â
"God, that mouth of yours..." he goes back to attacking your own lips, this time more firm than before, snatching a sigh from you. The sound has his tongue asking for permission into your mouth, and with your body betraying you once again, you part your lips to allow him in. It's him who whimpers this time, while one of his hand moving until it reaches the bottle in your hand and letting it drop carelessly onto the floor, ignoring the sound of glass shattering and the future scolding you'll get from Taehyung. Instead, he sneaks that same hand on your waist, pulling your body flush against his, fingers digging onto your skin. "It's been driving me crazy for two years. Two years, _____."
He mumbles between kisses and swipes his tongue against yours, while he stars walking the both of you until your back meets the nearest concrete wall.Â
"Two years of having to hear the incessant filthy words that leave your mouth..." his own stop their movements and you catch yourself before begging him to reattaching his lips to yours, enjoying instead the path of wet kisses and bruises his lips traile from your chin to the pulse of your neck "...and trying my best to hide the painful boners I get whenever you're nearby."Â
With your eyes shut, your hands are back in motion, ignoring the voice in your head reminding you he's still an asshole and finding their way between Jimin's soft golden strands of hair. He hums in appreciation, sending goosebumps all over your body. "So, s-so why not do anything about it sooner?" you say, suddenly finding it difficult to breathe properly.
You feel Jimin's body tensing before you and he ceases the movement of his lips against your neck. Breaking away, your heart stops, afraid you might have ruined the moment. But Jimin's in search of your eyes, eyebrows very lighlty raised, the intensity of his gaze pinning you in place. You don't know for how long you stare at each other until Jimin comes out of the trance, eyes descending over your flushed cheeks, the very same color as your lips and the soft flesh of your neck until they reach your cleavage, the glimmering fabric encasing your breasts, taunting him the same way they had been doing all night long.
"You scare me so much..." and then, one of his hands repeats the same journey his eyes just did, until he touches your shoulder, right under his own blazer. "Everytime I look at you, all I can think of why the hell a girl as real as you like you would even glance my way." he slides the strap of your dress slowly tentatively, just enough for you to stop his advances if you chose so. You don't. "You're smart in ways I could never compare, so funny it makes me jealous, and so pretty it leaves me speechless. You're...You're everything I'm not."
His voice resonates in the atmosphere, and you would love to blame it on the cold again for how your body has reacted, but your body heat has increased so much since he started kissing you that it would be stupid not to admit that it's just the effect that Park Jimin has on you tonight. You're sure he would've had the same effect if it had happened before.
Your now uncovered breast doesn't even has to suffer the consequences of the icy wind, because one of Jimin's arms quickly comes around you to hold your body against his, lifting you ever so slighty until your erect nipple is at the same level as his mouth and his lips are enveloping it in their warmth. You gasp his name, and that encourages his teeth to tug softly before his tongue stars moving in circes.Â
"My God, you're so perfect." Your head spins while you hold onto his shoulders as tight as you can, the undeniable heat roaming all over your form, hips involuntarily rutting his incipent erection poking your abdomen. "Been thinking about this since that night we first met." Looking for relief, Jimin mirrors your movements without ceasing the administrations on your chest, as one of his hands lifts one of your thighs to wrap around his waist, closing the short gap remaining between the both of you.Â
"Ohmygod! F-fuck, Jimin," trying to form coherent phrases is almost impossible, not with Jimin finding a slow and tortuous rythm with his hips, his clothed cock rubbing against your core. Something shifts in the air, because Jimin stops abusing your nipple with a loud pop, and shuts you up by pressing his mouth onto yours in an urgent, dirty and desperate kiss. You could almost hear him swearing, while his hand keeps your jaw in place.
"S-stop talking like that, ______." his voice, inaudible, and his face now hiding in the crook of your neck, the thrusting of his hips speeding up, more and more frantic this time. The hand not holding your thigh against his hipbone reveals your other breast, hand covering it and giving it a light squeeze before tugging at your unattended nipple between his forefinger and his thumb while his tongue and teeth mark the skin on your neck.Â
"Hell, I've been dying to stuff your mouth with my cock to prevent you from such foul language," the soft whimpers leacving your mouth coax him into taking the hem of your dress and bunching the fabric until his fingers easily find the place in your body calling to him the most through the lace. Â It's immediate, how his fingers dampen at the first touch, surprising the both of you, and how your body jolts and an embarrassing sob escapes your throat. "How-how are you this wet? Holy hell, I could just slide right in..."
And as he says that, one of his fingers pull aside the fabric of your underwear and glide into you, so easy. You insides burning while he fingers you, another finger being added with his thumb rubbing circles on your nub. And fuck, you're not sure if you're just too horny and Park Jimin is a magician with his hands, or maybe it's the way he keeps mouthing at your chest and whispering how soaked you are, but you don't think you've ever been so close to cumming in such a short period of time.
"W-whats stopping you?" you manage with a voice that doesn't even resembles yours, but before your hands can even make work of the zipper of his trousers, he pulls his finger out from your center, causing you to whine in protest.
Jimin licks his lips, eyebrows framing the dark expression that his eyes ooze. Although the desire in his eyes is more than evident, it is also evident the faint hesitation in them. Because Park Jimin doesn't do things this way. Park Jimin was raised in a world of correct manners and conservationism. A world that has taught him when and how to act. And as badly as he is dying to fuck you against the wall of Taehyung's ridiculously inmense house, he also wants to do the right thing.Â
"Let me take you on a date."Â
Park Jimin has been spoiled his whole life. Being born in a well-off family has always provided him of everything he had ever wanted and more. From the innecessary number of toys Santa Claus left under his Christmas tree every year since he was a baby, to his fisrt extravagant sports car at the age of eighteen. Park Jimin has never been a greedy or needy man. How could he, when he's had everything he's ever wished in the palm of his hands. He has never missed anything in his entire life. Hasn't missed a roof over his head, warm food on his plate or brand new designers clothes each week.Â
It has taken him two years to control himself. He still remembers that night he first met you, just like he remembers every single time you both had coincided in the same place at the same time. He remembered your scent, had memorized your figure over your pieces of clothing and had tried as best as he could to keep a distance from you because he knew you would never give him the time of day. How could you? You probably despised everything he was because he was definitely nothing like you, and that thought intimidated the fuck out of him. He was a mess everytime you wear nearby. Never relied on his voice because he knew he would stutter if you ever spoke to him, could never trust his eyes because if he ever looked at you he was afraid he wouldn't be able to look away.Â
And everytime you spoke, shit, that voice of yours always cursing here and there left him wondering how would you sound in a different setting and if you would still be that badmouthed. More specifically, between his sheets. So he did everything he could to minimize your interactions as much as possible. He just never thought he would come across as such a jerk. It was never his intention to hurt you, and seeing you cry that night (although you denied you did, over and over again) seriously made him realize he wanted to make things right.Â
He was trying really, really hard to keep it in his pants, to be the same well composed and controled Park Jimin he had mastered himself to be.Â
But that damn dress.
After seeing that little black dress hugging your figure when you started taking off your coat at the restaurant, the brief flash of thigh tights that you accidentaly (or not so accidentally) had blessed him with by crossing a leg over the other, that exposed collarbone calling his name and those heeled sandals with straps wrapping around your ankles, reminding him of the snake tempting Eve, Park Jimin was sure he needed to dig into that apple more than anything he has ever needed before.
That's why he surprises you right after you both finish the second course meal by telling the waitress you won't be having desert, at which you look at him somewhat indignant. But the look he shoots you is enough to make you understand if somebody was going to have desert tonight, it would be him. In his Mercedes.Â
"I'm gonna-" you gasp, fingers tugging at the soft strands of his now ruined blond hair, his head between your thighs and your legs thrown over his shoulders. His hands have a grip of the meaty flesh of your ass, holding you firmly againt his mouth as it works wonders on your clit. You're sure it hasn't even been ten minutes since Jimin had opened your legs in the backseat of his car, not even bothering to take your underwear off, simply moving the fabric aside before diving in, and you already feel yourself on the edge of an orgasm.
"I know." voice vibrating right into your core, he slows down his administrations, tongue carefully and delicately lapping at your folds while he enjoys the feeling of your fingers loosening their grip and fondly brushing his hair back. You meet his eyes as he pushes a finger inside your core and your whole body twists in agony.Â
"N-no!"Â
Jimin stops immediately, lifting his head and focusing his concerned eyes on you. He's about to ask you if he's done anything wrong, but you're fast to roughly pull him up by his hair until his face is leveled with yours. You answer him by kissing him and he returns the kiss with the same eagerness, and now it's your hands that are looking for his cock, palming him through his pants.
"Your dick. Inside. Right Now." you punctuate each phrase with a kiss and he only stops kissing you to pout.
"But I wanted you to cum on my tongue." but still, he's putty in your hands when you undo the botton and the zipper. "Wouldn't you rather me fucking you in my bed, where we're more comfortable?" you notice the slight quivering of his voice when you slide his trousers and boxers down, just enough to pull him out.Â
"You can eat me and fuck me as many times as you want tonight, tomorrow and whenever you'd like, but right now..." none of you contain the moan in unision that leaves each of your mouths when just the head of his lenght comes in contact with your entrance. "I really can't wait anymore." brushing your lips over his, you lower your voice. "Wanna get on my hands and knees for you."
Park Jimin has tried to do things the right and appropiate way throughout all his life. He's been a professional from a very young age on how to be in charge of his emotions, his desires and his impulses. Always well mannered and well composed.Â
But it's in this moment that Jimin comes to the realization that the only thing that has ever made him lose his mind and self control, is you. Seeing you like this, ass up, grinding your drenched and still thong clad cunt all over his precum dripping lenght, he can't control the way his hand bunches the fabrick of that damn dress over your waist, then flies to your right cheek, a sharp sound of skin filling the air, tearing a gasp from your throat.
"God, I'm-I'm sorry. Couldn't help mys-"
"Do it again."
And he does, the palm of his hand now leaving a reddenning print on your flesh, making you jolt back involuntarily, aligning yourself to the head of his cock and like he had hoped, he slides right in. Not all the way, because Jimin is sure he would cream inside you too soon and he wouldn't be able to forgive himself if he did. He wets his lips, clenching his jaw and dropping his palm one more time, hand more steady and purposeful.Â
"You like it rough?" voice hoarse and a hand beside your head holding himself, your back to his chest, twitching beneath him as he soothes the sting with his free one.Â
"I like you rough." turning your head slowly to peer at him from the corner of your eye, your hips moving on their own accord trying to take him deeper. Your head is suddenly pulled back harshly, Jimin's fingers tangling in your hair as his own hips close the remaining gap between your bodys in an abrupt thurst. You squeal, Jimin's cock finally filling you up to the hilt just like you wanted him to be, the pleasure making your arms wobble and finding it harder to mantain your balance.Â
Jimin's breath fawns over your ear, his tongue darting out to suck on your skin sending chills down your spine. "You're such a dream." he groans, torturously sliding out of your core that's gripping around his shaft for dear life. A whine of protest escapes your lips and he tightens the hold on your hair in response, diving right back in. You fall forward, your arms' strenght betraying you as his thrusts find a new rhythm. With your eyes closed shut, you try to muffle the sound of your voice with the back of your hand as Jimin's lips place soft kisses to your exposed shoulder.
"Don't be quiet." he stands straight, the pull on your hair arching your back in such a enticing way it was Jimin look away for a second, cock buried inside of you and his hips faltering. "Been dying to have you like this for so long."
Another clap of his hand against your right cheek, and a particular stroke of his dick that has you mewling as your climax approached again. "S-so good, Jimin. Oh my god."
"You're gonna cum for me?" his fingertips leave bruises on your skin and the windows of his Mercedes are foggy, just like your mind. You can't concentrate on anything that's not Jimin's cock sliding in and out and how much you wished this had happened way sooner. "Gonna cum for me like a good slut?"
Park Jimin always takes his time. Always does things nice and slow to assure the best outcome possible.Â
But he can't contain the acceleration of his hips against yours as your walls clench impossibly tight around his cock, your orgasm finally taking over . Can't contain himself from falling forward again, hand twisting your head in his direction and his mouth searching for yours in a fiery and messy kiss. And he most definitely can't barely contain himself from cumming when your you ask him to spit in your mouth.Â
"You're gonna kill me." he breathes, removing himself off you and quickly maneuvering you on your back, his dick finding its way back inside you. Picking up right where he left off, skin slapping against skin in an obscene melody, he collects a considerate amount of saliva in his mouth before dropping it into your welcoming tongue, watching you swallow with a smile he hopes he'll be the only one to see in the future.Â
And that's what has the last bit of his self restraint slipping from his fingers. He somehow manages to rip the top of your dress down, fabric tearing until your tits are free and his mouth is attacking your nipples, white strings of his release panting your walls, some of it them oozing out that he fucks back right into you.Â
It's between ragged breaths, kisses and tender carresses that Jimin promises you more dates in the future and new dresses that he can't promise not to savage apart again.
#jimin#park jimin#jimin smut#park jimin smut#bts smut#bts#pjm#pjm smut#bad bunny is retiring like who the fuck does he think he is to decide when he gets to retire???#nah bb WE decide when you retire
401 notes
·
View notes
Text
âž call me baby {2/3}
SUMMER NIGHTS
pairing: bucky barnes x reader | biker au
warnings: swearing, violence, implied smut, mainly fluff.
word count: 7.8k
synopsis: Returning to Brooklyn for the summer after a year of travelling from city to city, you hadnât expected to find your best friend, Peggy Carter, hopelessly in love with a biker. And when she decided to introduce you to the rest of his club, you hadnât expected to fall for one either. That was until you met one with pretty eyes and a habit of calling you baby.
series masterlist
a/n: ok so this has turned into a three part series!! the next part will likely be a bit shorter, but i wanted to wrap up the story properly and i felt that needed itâs own separate part. iâm gonna post a masterlist for this series tomorrow, and i might write some drabbles for this fic to add to it once itâs finished if anyone has any hc/drabble ideas theyâd like to send in?? i need to stop rambling so much lmao,,, please enjoy!!
Sunsets; consisting of an array of warm tones, reds and oranges bleeding into each other, casting a dim, natural light over cities before the artificial yellow beaming of street lamps lit up the world instead. A comforting reminder that every bad day eventually ends, but a sad reminder that every perfect day ends too.
In your case, theyâd been unsettling ends to a continuous string of perfect days. And following those, a bright sunrise poured light through your windows every morning, indicating that you were one day closer to the end of the summer.
Currently, the deep, warm sky was the background of a blissful ride through the city. Perched on the back of Buckyâs motorcycle, your arms enveloping his waist, fingertips grazing lightly over his stomach through his shirt. No destination in particular; just an excuse to be close to one another.
Since the night at Wandaâs bar, the night where you simply let yourself begin to feel for Bucky, things had been different. Better.
Rides around the city were a frequent occurrence, usually happening when Bucky offered to take you home on his bike, but taking the long way back to enjoy the view and the feeling of you next to him for a short while longer.
It was therapeutic, tranquil. Well, until your road rage got the best of you.
âDude, itâs a green light,â You shouted at the car in front you. âGreen means go, didnât you learn that in kindergarten?â
âChrist, you realise youâre yellinâ straight in my ear, right?â
âSorry, Buck,â You patted his chest apologetically, before proceeding to yell once again. âNot my fault some people donât know how traffic lights work!â
It was entertaining to Bucky, anyway. Even if it did earn you some middle fingers, which you gladly returned.
As the sky began to lose its vibrant hue, the two of you headed back in the direction of your place, definitely your least favourite part of the ride, but you savoured it nevertheless.
You were friends. Teasing each other incessantly because you just bounced off one another like that, but you often found yourself gravitating towards him. During meals at the clubhouse, you sat in the same spot as you did when you entered the place for the first time; right next to Bucky. While that likely meant for Steve and Peggy that they were in for a painful time, consisting of them slowly losing their patience with you both, they didnât mind. Well, they did a little.
Itâd been almost two hours since you started your game of Monoply. You werenât sure if you were anywhere near the end of the game, but everyone was still pretty into it. Clint and Sam were paired up as a team, Steve and Peggy shared the little top-hat token, you and Bucky had the wheelbarrow, and Natasha had the car. She claimed she worked better when was on her own team, which was proved to be true by the fact she was winning.
It was Steve and Peggyâs turn to roll, and their top hat was moved to land on the âBoardwalkâ space.
âOh, thatâs our space!â You chirped. âPay up, my dudes.â
â_____, you donât have a house on that space.â
âWell, could you pass me one? I want this space.â
âYou have to buy one.â
âThen Iâll buy one.â
Peggy sighed. âItâs not your turn, you canât buy a house. Your token isnât even on that space.â
You furrowed your brows, turning to Bucky. Maybe you shouldâve read the rules before playing; youâd never actually played Monoply before. âOh. That kinda sucks then.â
After a moment, Bucky reached over to the little bag of houses, picking one out and placing it on the Boardwalk space.
âBuck, thatâs cheating.â Steve glared at his friend, who only shrugged innocently.
âSheâs never played before, let her just have the damn house.â
âYouâre only sayinâ that âcause sheâs on your team, jerk.â
Bucky just shrugged again, turning to shoot you a wink as you smirked in satisfaction and placing your little house on the space, missing Steve and Peggy sharing a look of annoyance as they passed a pile of yellow bills over to you.
It was safe to say the two of you werenât allowed to play as a team during board games anymore. Natasha always won the games anyway, so itâs not like you and him cheating made much of a difference.
You thought things were moving smoothly with Bucky. You knew that you liked him, and you wouldnât be surprised if he already knew that â it was pretty fucking obvious at this point. But it would be a rather dumb move to escalate things even if you wanted to. The summer would be over in two months, one third of it was already gone, and you would be too by the beginning of September. Naively, youâd told yourself that you simply wouldnât take things further. Easy enough, right?
Wrong; so very wrong. Youâd proved to yourself that you seriously needed to stop acting impulsively on one fateful after a day spent at the clubhouse.
Youâd been about to leave, but had decided to head off to the office where Bucky had been pretty much all evening while everyone else was out in the backyard, which was odd considering you wouldâve assumed heâd be the last to not spend the night drinking beer and hanging out with friends over, well, anything else.
You knocked loudly on the door, hearing shuffling and the clicking of a computer keyboard before a quiet âcome inâ followed. Furrowing your brows, you stepped into the room, eyes landing on the biker slumped in the chair at the desk, forcing a small smile. Did he really think your were that oblivious?
âYouâve been hiding in here all night,â You approaches the desk, crossing your arms over your chest. âIs there something you wanna share with the class?â
Buckyâs eyes flickered between the computer screen and your face, before he shook his head. âJust dealinâ with club stuff.â
âHm, and what counts as club stuff?â
âItâs stuff you donât need to worry about.â
You scoffed. âHuh, what happened to not doing stuff you shouldnât be? Not getting into trouble?â
âDo you ever mind your own business?â Bucky questioned bluntly, though there was a smirk tugging at his lips.
Mirroring his expression, you leaned against the desk next to him. âNot when someone is clearly trying to hide something.
The biker bit the inside of his cheek, contemplating for a few moments. It wasnât that he didnât trust you. Sure, heâd only known you around a month now, but you were... his friend. A good friend. He just didnât want you mixed up in anything dangerous. Steve wasnât lying when he said that the club tried to stay out of trouble, because they definitely didnât go out of their way to get into shitty situations. But if they needed to get their hands a little dirty to deal with clubs that thrived off trouble, then so be it.
Eventually, Bucky sighed, moving a hand back over his computer mouse and letting the screen light up again. Crinkling your brows, your eyes scanned the screen. Heâd been looking at a map of Brooklyn, and the little red location pointer was pinned onto a warehouse downtown.
âPeter Parker, heâs just a kid. Parents died when he was barely five, lost his uncle a few years back. He lives at home with his aunt in Queens since heâs still in school, but we sorta took him in a while ago. The night after his uncle died, Tony found him on the sitting on the curb a few blocks away from here, completely distraught. He managed to talk him down though, and found out he was pretty good with engineering. We said if he wanted, he could help out with fixing bikes and cars at the clubhouse, and he comes by every so often since then.â
You didnât know Tony that well; he was a little older than the rest of the club, and he lived outside of the clubhouse with his wife, Pepper. You hadnât met Peter at all, but you trusted Bucky when he said that he was a good kid.
âLast week, he showed up to the here with a busted lip and broken nose. Said that Rumlow and his guys had jumped him, and that they wanted him to do a job for them â collect a weapon shipment from this warehouse.â Bucky nodded towards the screen.
At the mention of Brock Rumlow, you felt your jaw tighten. Thankfully, heâd kept his distance from Wandaâs bar since your last encounter with him, but you were still pissed off about the show he put on there, and there was nothing you regretted more than not jumping over the bar top and kicking him in the balls. Now heâd resorted to threatening a kid and making him do his dirty work?
âSo, whatâs the plan?â
âPeterâs meant to meet the guy delivering the weapons next week, so Iâm gonna take Nat, Sam and Tony down to the warehouse and deal with any of Rumlowâs guys that are nearby.â
Upon seeing your face light up, Bucky chuckled, standing from his seat. âAnd no, you canât come.â
âBucky, Iâm not a woman of many talents, but if thereâs one thing Iâm good at, itâs handing peopleâs asses to them.â You lifted your chin confidently.
âBabyââ
You held a finger up to shush him. âOkay, I know I said that I liked when you call me that, but not now. Brock is the guy that grabbed me, Buck. And the guy that punched you in the face!â
âI know, and weâll deal with him,â A smirk pulled at the corners of his mouth. âBesides, I thought you werenât part of any club. Canât do club stuff if youâre not a member.â
âWell, not that I want to... but how would one go about becoming part of your little gang?â You werenât lying; you definitely did not want to be a damn biker, but you did want the chance to boot Brock Rumlow and his group of dipshits in the face.
âYou could become an old lady.â The biker cocked a brow, and you chuckled heartily.
Not that you were up to date with the biker lingo, but you could take a good guess at what being an old lady meant. âHm, if only there was someone that wanted me to be their old lady.â
Narrowing his eyes, Bucky glanced over your features, waiting for you to laugh and brush the comment off as a joke since the majority of your vocabulary was sarcasm, but you didnât. The corners of your lips curled up slightly, not teasingly, but softly...
...Until you became painfully aware of the silence thatâd fell upon the two of you, and let out a sigh to break it. It was already late when you were supposed to leave, anyway. Now, the dim moonlight was casting shadows outside of the office window, the only source of bright light being the yellow streams from lampposts dotted up and down the quiet street.
âWell, I should get going.â You reluctantly stepped back from him.
âYou donât have to go, you know. Peggy stays overnight when itâs late.â
You chuckled. âYeah, cause Peggy has a boyfriend that she can share a bed with.â
âHey, Iâve got a double bed.â Bucky teased, and youâd be lying if you said sleeping next to him in his bed didnât make you feel a certain type of way.
Though, you definitely wouldnât let him know that. âYouâre stupid, Bucky.â
He shrugged, following you as you continued for the door of the office. âI mean, even if I had a singleââ
âI would still not be getting in your bed,â You deadpanned, finishing his sentence for him and promoting the stupidly hot little smirk of his to appear again. âOkay, now Iâm leaving. Goodbye, Bucky.â
âIâll give you a ride.â
âNo you will not,â You breathed out a laugh. âThere are two bottles of beer on that desk and death isnât on the cards for me tonight â canât get rid of me that easily.â
A look of realisation washed over his face, a pink colour tinting his cheeks. Was Bucky Barnes blushing? That was certainly a sight, and what a sight it was.
âSâalright â I donât wanna get rid of you,â The biker stepped in front of you, dangerously close as your back hit the door. âNot yet, anyway.â
You couldnât lie; Bucky was hot, he was beautiful. Even when he was being a sarcastic ass, but he was just as much one of them as you were. God dammit, as much as you wanted to slap yourself for letting your insides melt for a guy you didnât know all that well, you knew that if you didnât fucking kiss him right this second that youâd regret the hell out of it later.
And so, you did.
You grabbed the collar of the leather jacket he never failed to make an appearance withoutâ or perhaps he just had a lot of leather jackets, though leather jackets didnât necessarily need washed so it was probably the same jacketâ not the time, _____. Carrying on, you swiftly captured his lips with yours, relief washing through you as you felt him react almost immediately. Almost, he definitely wasnât expecting you to do that.
The kiss was gentle; gentle enough so that you could simply savour the feeling of his lips on yours, the taste a mixture of smoke and minty chewing gum. It was slow, but quick. Bucky didnât even have the chance to move his hands to your waist before you pulled back, raising your hand to trace his bottom lip with your thumb.
âYou still planning on getting rid of me?â You grinned, amused by the bikerâs dumbfounded expression.
He laughed breathily after a couple of seconds, nose nudging yours playfully. âNot if you keep kissinâ me like that, baby.â
âHm, maybe youâll just get lucky again.â You pushed at his chest softly, letting you step forward and open the door to leave the office.
Bucky let out a scoff. âYouâre really just gonna leave? After that?â
You shrugged, cocking a brow. âI mean, I could stay if you let me come with you next week...â
âNo chance,â He smiled smugly. âShut the door on your way out, will you?â
âYou know what? Iâm never kissing you again.â
âWhatever you say, _____.â
You rolled your eyes at his cocky tone, turning to make your way out of the room. âAnd Iâm leaving the door open!â
âHm, get home safe.â He called back.
Trying to bite back a smile as you looked over your shoulder back at him, you mouthed a final goodbye and left the office, a rush of feelings suddenly emerging as you stepped out of the clubhouse and onto the street.
Youâd just kissed Bucky. You had kissed Bucky. And he had kissed you back. Well, shit.
Did you need to talk about it with him? What it meant for the two of you? Did he just kiss you for the fun of it or did he actually have feelings for you? Ugh. Youâd always hated serious conversations, because apparently using sarcasm to cover up actually talking about your feelings was inappropriate and unhealthy. Thatâs what Peggy always told you, anyway. Perhaps there was no conversation to be had. Bucky could be your summer fling; a couple of months of fun before you were off on your travels again. The only reason he kissed you back mightâve been because he knew you were leaving eventually, which meant he didnât have to commit to you.
Whatever â you were simply going to go with the flow. If you and Bucky ended up becoming... something more, that would be great. If not, youâd be slightly disappointed, but youâd be out of Brooklyn soon enough to forget about it.
And now, as you tightened your arms around the bikerâs waist, you just enjoyed the moment. As someone that rarely stayed in a city for longer than a couple of weeks, enjoying the moment was all that you could do.
* * *
âPegs, I am working. You canât just call and ask me this kinda stuff during a shift.â
âI certainly can, especially when I had to hear it first from Steve.â
A strained sign fell from your lips as you leaned against bar, checking that no customers were approaching the counter before you turned your back. âI was gonna tell you, I promise. I didnât think Bucky was gonna kiss and tell as soon as it happened.â
âI donât think it was exactly a kiss and tell situation,â Peggy chuckled over the phone. âSteve said it was written all over his face after youâd left the clubhouse.â
Feeling heat rushing to your own face, you lowered your head, hoping no one was observing the bartender getting all embarrassed. It wasnât that you didnât want to tell Peggy about your kiss with Bucky. She was your best friend, of course you wanted to tell her. But considering that you werenât really sure what direction you and him were going in, you thought perhaps that itâd be better to just keep it between you and him, like a Danny and Sandy situation â if everyone had known about their summer affair, it wouldnât have been the same.
âCan you... tell him to not question Bucky about it?â You asked. âYou told me heâd never been in a proper relationship before and neither have I. I think we need to work out... whatever we are ourselves, you know?â
Since the kiss, you hadnât had the chance to even see Bucky that much. Wanda had been asking you to work more shifts at the bar because one of your co-workers was going on vacation for two weeks, which you didnât mind doing. Other than hanging out with Peggy and seeing everyone at the clubhouse, itâs not like you had much better to do. Plus, it meant more money to put towards your travels at the end of the summer. At the rate you were earning and including what you already had saved up, youâd be getting your dream London trip a lot sooner than youâd thought.
âOf course, I understand,â She replied. â_____, Iâ I donât want to play devilâs advocate, but have you thought about whatâll happen when summer ends? When you leave Brooklyn?â
The thought had crossed your mind, yes, though it was also pushed to the back of your mind whenever it popped up. In all honesty, you had zero clue whatâd happen when you left Brooklyn again.
âNope,â You said defeatedly. âDo I need to think about that now? What if we donât even last until the end of summer?â
From the pause in conversation, you could just tell that Peggy knew you were bullshitting. âOkay, Iâm going to pretend you did not just say that. You donât just kiss guys, _____. And Bucky doesnât get all flushed from kissing any old woman. Itâs obvious you two click easily, and I honestly donât think itâs something that can just end once you leave.â
The girl was right, she was completely right, but you werenât sure what the hell you were supposed to do. Itâs not like you could stay in Brooklyn forever and abandon your travels. That wasnât who you were; staying wouldnât be you being true to yourself. You couldnât throw that away for a man you barely knew, a guy that possibly may not want you anymore after the summer ends, though there was a large part of you that didnât believe that.
âI canât talk about this right now, Peggy, Iâm sorry. And Iâm sorry I didnât tell you about the kiss earlier, everything is just... itâs just confusing,â You rambled, wanting to steer the conversation away from your love life for the night. It was nearing nine oâclock, and with an hour still left of your shift, you didnât want to waste your energy on a conversation that could be had another time. âAnyway, how is everyone? Has Steve heard from Bucky?â
This night was also the night that poor Peter Parker was meant to be carrying out Rumlowâs dirty work, and Bucky was going to get his club to back off. Well, hopefully. Heâd already been punched in the face by that bastard once, you hoped that heâd be able to avoid having that happen again. Youâd texted him earlier, telling him to let you know when he was home and safe because you would, in fact, worry about him. He teased you for your concern, but you frankly didnât care. The fact they were having Peter pick up a weapon shipment implied that they wanted to use them to hurt people, and opposing biker clubs seemed like the type of people theyâd target.
âTheyâve been out an hour, so they should hopefully be back soon,â Peggy assured you. âWe havenât heard from them yet, though.â
âRight,â You exhaled, a little upset that there was no update from them. The sound of the door opening a few metered behind you reminded you that you were still at work, and that you should probably say goodbye to Peggy for the time being. âIâve gotta go, Pegs â duty calls. Iâll call you later, okay?â
âAlright, darling. Be careful going home.â
With a quiet âwill doâ, you quickly ended the phone call and shoved the device into your jean pocket, turning around to identify the source of the footsteps getting closer to the bar. Well, fuck.
An ugly smirk, scruffy jaw, messy hair â Brock fucking Rumlow was standing right in front of you.
You couldâve laughed, in fact, you did laugh. He was back, even after the embarrassing show he put on last time he was at the bar, and this time, he was alone.
Putting back the glass youâd pulled out from under the bar on instinct, because there was no way you were serving him, you cocked a brow, waiting for him to make the first move.
He slid onto the stool in front of you, the same place heâd sat during his last visit. There was a short silence as his dark eyes roamed your face, before he exhaled heavily. âYou not gonna ask for my order?â
âNo.â You answered instantly. It looked like he was expecting the cold shoulder from the way he chuckled at your answer.
You wanted to ask what he was doing here, why he wasnât down at that random warehouse making sure the teenager he manipulated was doing the job correctly, but you didnât imagine it was a good idea to let on that Bucky was telling you about that sort of stuff. Heâd probably try to hurt him as opposed to you, and you didnât want to put Bucky in any unnecessary shit.
âYou know, itâs against the law to refuse service to an innocent customer.â
Clearly, he didnât know the law at all, but you found it awfully ironic that he was claiming that you were in the wrong side of the law. You cocked your brow higher. âAnd youâre always abiding by the law, Brock?â
âWhat makes you think Iâm not?â The man narrowed his eyes.
âI donât know,â You shrugged nonchalantly. âLast time you were here, you were the one assaulting an innocent customer, and me.â
Brock scoffed. âYouâre calling Barnes innocent?â
You only stared at him, waiting for an elaboration.
âDo you know where he is right now?â
Yes â dealing with your bullshit and the rest of your gang.
âEnlighten me.â
âA dirty warehouse across town, meeting a dude thatâs sellinâ him weapons. Rifles, pistols, you name it.â He leaned forward on his elbows, pursing his lips.
Chewing on your bottom lip, you met his eyes, dark and full of hope that heâd somehow miraculously turned you against Bucky -- he was going to have to try a little harder than that if he wanted to sell his lies.
âWhere are the rest of you pals, Brock?â
He furrowed his brows. âDown at the warehouse, shutting down the deal.â
âAnd why arenât you with them, hm? I donât think itâs âcause you decided you wanted a drink over the chance to screw Bucky and his club over.â
The guy clearly thought you were oblivious, that youâd be naive enough to believe that Bucky was the one having Peter collect the weapons instead of him. Maybe he thought itâd turn you against him, and then youâd carelessly join Rumlowâs club without a second thought. Even if Bucky hadnât told you anything, there wasnât a thing that could come out of Rumlowâs mouth that could convince you Buckyâs club was doing anything of the sort.
Unfortunately, the comment seemed to tip the conversation in the exact way you hadnât wanted it to.
Brockâs jaw clenched, eyes hardening as he sat up properly on the stool. âWhatâs he been tellinâ you, huh?â
âI think itâs time for you to go, Brock.â You glared at the man. There was no way you were letting him sit and annoy the shit out of you when you werenât going to serve him.
âYou see,â He laughed emptily. âIf Barnes has been spillinâ things that he shouldnât be, I need to know. Canât have any false information spreading.â
âFalse information, right,â You muttered. In your defense, all you knew about his club was about them manipulating Peter. Though you could assume that wasnât the only stupid shit they were doing, you didnât know anything else for sure. âWell, youâre wasting your time. I donât know anything, so get out of here.â
Brock tutted, rising from his seat and cracking his knuckles. âYouâre a good liar, but I ainât buyinâ it.â
âThatâs not my problem,â You glowered, loving quickly around the bar to pace towards the door, opening it in an attempt to lure him out. âYou need to go, or Iâll call Wanda over.â
Stalking towards you, the man shook his head. âIf Barnes thinks he can tell his little girlfriend all of our business, heâs a fucking idiot,â He took a grasp on your wrist, his other hand curling into a fist. âSomeoneâs gotta show him what the consequences of that are.â
Anger flashed in your eyes as you struggled against his grip. âGet off me, dude. I donât know anything.â
âLiar.â He murmured, before taking his fist and colliding it with your cheek abruptly.
A groan of pain left your lips as you stumbled back, the clutch on your wrist gone as Brock eyed you cautiously. Carefully, you brought your hand to where youâd been hit, blood quickly staining your fingertips as they grazed over the cuts on your skin from Brockâs rings. Heâd hit you. That stupid, fucking son of a bitch had punched you. If there was any justifiable reason for you to kick him in the balls, this was it, and you were going to take advantage of the opportunity.
He definitely thought you were done with him for the night; you could tell by the way his chapped lips curled into a sick smile. He thought heâd won â how cute.
When your parents made you take self-defense classes âjust as a precautionâ when you were a teenager, you thought it was unreasonable. Now, youâd never been more thankful.
Brushing your hair out of your face, your eyes flickered up to Brock, who was still staring down at you. Slowly, you moved so that your back was pressed against the closed bar door, clasping your hands around the long metal handle. The man assumed you were just catching your breath, and wasnât ready for when you forcefully pushed your body forward, raising a booted foot and slamming it into his crotch.
A string of swear words fell from his lips as his upper body fell forward, Fuck it, you thought, striding over to his hunched over form and smashing your own fist against his cheek. He staggered back, just catching himself on the bar. Eyes wide, he raised his head to scowl at you, spitting blood from his freshly split lip onto the floor beside him.
From the other side of the bar, Wanda jogged over to the scene, an unimpressed scowl on her face. âWhat the hell is going on?â
The woman knew it wasnât you causing the trouble, and there was even a smug smirk threatening to peak through her annoyed demeanor at the sight of Brock Rumlow with a split lip. She strode over to him, pulling him up harshly by the collar of his jacket.
âYouâre banned from this bar. If I see you in here again, youâre getting a bullet straight through your gut, yes?â Wanda practically spat at the man, who nodded reluctantly and pulled away from her grasp. She turned to you, a small smile on her lips. â_____, youâre free to go early. Do you need...?â
Wanda eyed your cut cheek and bruised jaw, but you only shook your head. âThanks, Wan, but Iâll just head home.â
The strawberry-blond nodded, sending a final glare towards Brock before heading back behind the bar.
Of course, your stubborn self wouldnât let yourself leave without having the last word, causing you to approach him as he haphazardly stood from where heâd fallen. âIf I ever have the displeasure of seeing you again, and you try to hurt me or anyone else, Iâll cut off your fingers and force them down your throat, you got that?â
Before you could wait for an answer, you were spinning around and heading out the double doors of the bar, ignoring the throb on the left side of your face as a satisfied smirk crept onto your lips. Youâd never considered yourself to be a violent person, but when it came to assholes like Brock Rumlow, you didnât mind getting your hands a little dirty. When you told Peggy about what happened, sheâd likely scold you for even just mouthing back at him. You had zero regrets, however. Youâd always wanted to experience a bar fight, and now youâd experienced one first hand.
As if on cue, your phone buzzed in your pocket. Stretching out your aching knuckles, you swiped it from your jeans.
Back at the clubhouse safe and sound. You want me to pick you up from work in an hour?
You chuckled under your breath, typing out a response.
Can you come up now? Wanda let me off early.
Sure, Iâll be there soon. Did you do something special to get off at this time?
Pausing, you debated whether to let him know straight away about the incident. You decided against it; when he saw your face, heâd figure it out soon enough.
Something like that...
After twenty minutes of aimlessly standing outside of the bar, the familiar roar of a motorcycle engine caught your attention. As the bike came to a stop, the beaming headlights had you squinting to even make out the outline of Bucky in the dark. However, judging by the speed at which he was dismounting the bike, you were sure that the light had allowed him to see the state of you.
âHoly shit, _____,â Bucky paced over to you, hands coming to your shoulders. âWhat the hell happened?â
You let out a hesitant laugh. âUh, rough shift?â
Scoffing, the biker narrowed his eyes. âYeah, looks like it. Whatâ are you okay?â
âIâm fine,â You assured him, removing his hands from your shoulders and squeezing them comfortingly. âTrust me, you should see the other guy.â
âYou were fighting?â
âBucky,â You intervened, for now deciding against telling him that it was in fact Brock Rumlow youâd gotten on the wrong side of. Itâd only result in him marching into the bar himself and starting another disturbance, and you wouldnât be surprised if Wanda pulled out her pistol again. âCâmon, can we go? My house, the clubhouse, wherever â Iâll explain when half of my face isnât aching like hell.â
The man paused, eyeing you cautiously before a soft chuckle left his lips. âYouâre somethinâ else, you know that?â
âIâll take that as a compliment,â You patted his chest, plastering on a smile. âNow come on; I didnât wait this long to clean you up when you got decked across the face.â
With an amused eye roll, Bucky tugged on your hand and led you to the bike. Heâd never seen someone so calm after getting a punch to the face, but then again â as clichĂ© as it was â heâd never met anyone like you before.
Half an hour later, the biker had you sat on the counter-top in one of the bathrooms at the clubhouse, standing between your legs and gently dabbing at your cut with a wet cloth. The bleeding had stopped by the time you got to the clubhouse, but it still needed cleaned up. You were holding a cool ice pack to your jaw, watching him intently as he took care of you. Might as well take the opportunity to stare at the guy, right?
âIâm gonna put some antiseptic cream on the cut, just to make sure it doesnât get infected.â He muttered, reaching for the tub of it in the wooden cabinet above you.
âAre you getting a sense of dĂ©jĂ vu too?â You quirked a brow, eliciting a smirk from him.
âHm, a little bit; I guess we both just canât avoid trouble,â Bucky cupped your jaw as he applied the cream, chuckling when you mumbled a âmotherfuckerâ under your breath at the sting. âYou gonna tell me what happened?â
âWell,â You sighed. âLong story short... Brock Rumlow happened.â
Pulling back, Bucky furrowed his brows and waited for you to elongate the story, but you only shrugged, not wanting to make a big deal out of it. You knew that Brock being involved would only fuel a rage that he couldnât relieve.
He bit the inside of his cheek, a frustrated laugh falling from his lips. âRumlow did this to you? Why didnât you tell me at the bar? Was he still there? I wouldâve went in there andââ
âI know exactly what you wouldâve done; why do you think I waited until now to tell you?â Though you were smiling, Bucky was still understandably apprehensive. Pursing your lips, you grabbed one of his loosely clenched fists and held it in your lap. âI meant it when I said ïżœïżœyou shouldâve seen the other guyâ â Brockâs face looks the same as mine and he got a boot to the balls. Plus, I think his ego was bruised enough without someone else going in there and knockinâ his lights out.â
Sighing, Bucky shook his head, unable to suppress a small grin. He never underestimated your power; anyone would be a fool to do so. When you were angry, you showed it. When someone hit you, you hit them back harder, metaphorically and literally. It wasnât even that you had a short temper, you just didnât put up with peopleâs shit, and Bucky highly admired that. âWell, Iâm jealous of anyone that was there to see it â I bet it was damn hot.â
You scoffed, though seconds later you were shrugging in agreement. âIt definitely was, you wouldâve loved it.â
While he returned the first-aid stuff to their rightful places in the bathroom, you explained to Bucky what had gotten Brock so riled up. He wasnât surprised that Brock tried to convince you that he was the bag guy in all of this; heâd tried to do it with Peggy too when she first started dating Steve. In his misogynistic mind, he thought that women were naive enough to be persuaded of anything that he wanted them to believe, and that by getting you on his side would mean heâd âwonâ over Bucky. Perhaps heâd learned his lesson that night to not underestimate a womanâs power â dumbass.
Down at the warehouse, theyâd managed to get Peter out of there before the person delivering the weapon shipment could arrive. There were one or two of Rumlowâs guys there keeping watch, but without him, they ran away like scared children. You teased Bucky about being a âbig bad bikerâ as he explained the night to you, but he insisted it was Natasha that had them crapping their pants; she never usually made an effort to hide the set of knives on her hip, and she apparently had a death-stare that could have anyone shaking in their boots. With him being banned from Wandaâs bar and unsuccessful with his plan of using Peter, they doubted Brock Rumlow would show his face around the area for a while. Heâd only be embarrassing himself if he did.
Not long after your cut had been tended to and the pain in your jaw had subsided, you found yourself once again fighting the temptation to stay the night at the clubhouse â the temptation being a whiny biker named Bucky Barnes.
âBut youâve had a rough day,â He bargained, following after you as you made your way to the front door of the clubhouse. âItâll save you the ride back if you stay.â
Chortling lightly, you turned around to face him. âA rough day? Buck, I gave an asshole a well-deserved kick in the balls, Iâve had a great day.â
âBut what about your cheek? It might start bleeding again andââ
âBucky,â You cut him off, biting back a smile. âWhy do you really want me to stay?â
There was a short pause, heat pooling in the bikerâs cheeks at the question as he raised a brow, silently asking you if he was supposed to actually answer the question. When you only quirked your own brow, he sighed, his lips curling into a fond smile. â...because I donât like it when you leave? âCause I like you a whole lot and I really wanna kiss you again?â
Slowly, you trailed a slightly bruised hand up his chest, stopping at the nape of his neck to tangle your fingers in the hair there. âYou shouldâve just lead with the kiss, biker.â
Before you could notice the doting grin on his lips, Bucky had looped an arm around your waist and pulled you flush to his chest, soft lips locking with yours tenderly. Your other arm was quick to wrap around his neck as you found yourself wanting to be impossibly closer to him. You tugged at his hair, eliciting a deep moan from his lips, and you pulled away with a satisfied smirk.
âSo youâll stay?â Bucky spoke against your lips, a hopeful glint in his eyes.
âIf you keep kissing me like that.â You imitated his words from your last kiss, to which he shook his head and clasped his hand around yours, leading you out of the hallway and up to his room.
You hoped the rest of the club were asleep, because from the thump of your body being pushed against Buckyâs bedroom door after heâd dragged you inside and shut it, you were sure that they could assume who was causing the racket at almost midnight.
Buckyâs mouth was on yours in a matter of seconds, hands cupping your jaw, carefully avoiding pressing against the side that was bruised. Meanwhile, your fingers gently traced across the hem of his t-shirt, riding it up so that the pads of your fingers came into contact with his lower stomach, ghosting over the waistband of his jeans. He stepped back momentarily, shoving his leather jacket down his arms and letting it fall to the floor.
âI donât think Iâve ever seen you without your jacket,â You breathed. âItâs like youâre naked already.â
âWho said anything about getting naked?â He teased, hands coming to trace over your own exposed stomach. âSomeoneâs eager.â
âYouâre stupid,â You rolled your eyes, unable to suppress a grin. âComing from the guy who just said he liked me, sap.â
âReal mature,â He snickered, riding your shirt up to your chest and tugging it off when you raised your arms to aid him. His lips moved to the crook of your neck, trailing light kissed along the soft skin there. âI meant it, though. I really like you, baby.â
A whimper escaped your lips as his attached to a certain spot on your neck, your hand fisting his shirt in response. You didnât even have to say it back; it was obvious that you felt the same way about him in pretty much every way. The way your body was reacting to his, the breathy way that his name was falling from your swollen lips, and the fact youâd kissed him the week prior was a good indicator too.
âAnd you said youâd never get in my bed.â Bucky smirked after helping you pull off his own shirt.
âTechnically, Iâm not in your bed yet.â
âYet,â He tucked a loose strand of hair behind your ear before trailing his hand down your jaw, along the curve of your shoulder and down to the hem of your bra. âCanât wait to have you there, moaning all pretty for me.â
Your face grew hot at his words, but his lips were on yours again too quickly for him to notice. When he eventually pulled back for air, you bit your lip in anticipation.
âHm, letâs not wait any longer then.â
And he didnât let you wait any longer, leaning down to kiss you with a passionate hunger as he dragged you by both of your hands to his bed. Maybe it was the way he didnât rush, that he took time memorizing every inch of your skin with gentle lips and wandering hands. Maybe it was the sighs and moans of pleasure that heâd managed to draw from you so easily, or the way he whispered praises and sweet nothings into your ear as he positioned himself comfortably between your legs. But after the two of you had reached your highs and were left grinning like idiots and panting for breath, you realised how fucking hard youâd fallen for the damn biker whoâd somehow gotten you in his bed.
* * *
Soft snores gradually drew you from your slumber, eyelashes fluttering against your cheeks before you eventually squinted your eyes open. It couldnât have been any later than 5am; daylight was peaking through the curtains of the bedroom, but the world outside was still quiet. Quiet for New York, anyway.
Bucky had his arms tucked under his pillow, face buried into the cotton, lips parted, brown strands of hair falling in front of his face. Back muscles relaxed, shoulders raising slightly as he breathed quietly. He looked pretty like that, innocent even. Innocent in comparison to what occurred in his bed the night before.
As you idly observed him in his peaceful state, you couldnât help but think about what Peggy had said to you earlier the prior night. She was right, as always. Especially after the night youâd just had with him, there was no way that your feelings for Bucky would just leave along with you leaving after summer. Perhaps sleeping with him was the stupidest decision youâd ever made. Perhaps it wouldâve just been easier to not stay the night and pretend like youâd never kissed him in the first place. But you didnât want that. You wanted him, even if you could only have him for the summer.
A muffled moan jerked your attention away from your thoughts and back to the man laying next to you, who was shifting as he began to wake, the muscles in his back flexing as he did so. It was a sight you could get used to for sure.
Soon enough, his baby blues met yours, a lazy smile overcoming his lips. âWatching me sleep?â
âNo.â You denied, though he could see straight through the lie.
He hummed, reaching a hand out to trace over your bruised cheek. You leaned into the touch. âStill hurt?â
âNot really. Had a good doctor fix it up last night.â
âOh yeah?â
âUh-huh. I mean, he slept with me afterwards which I thought was a little inappropriate...â
The biker scoffed, enclosing an arm around your bare waist to pull you closer. Sloppy kisses were planted down your jaw to your shoulder, ghosting over the dark bruises heâd marked you with only hours ago.
âIâll miss you, you know. When you have to leave.â Bucky murmured, pulling away and laying back down against the pillow, his nose grazing yours.
You smiled sadly, pushing some of the hair away from his face. âDo you think this was stupid of us? To start something thatâs just gonna have to end in a month?â
âMaybe, yeah,â He mirrored your expression, voice still a little raspy. âBut I donât regret it.â
âMe neither,â You twirled a lock of his hair sigh your pointer finger. âWhatâre you gonna do without me, huh? You might have to find another girl to take rides with you at sunset.â
Bucky shook his head, squeezing your waist. âNah, I think Iâd rather ride solo. Wonât be the same without you just over my shoulder.â
âEven when I get road rage?â
âEspecially when you get road rage.â
âWell, we should probably make the most of the time we have left,â You propped yourself up on one elbow, a smirk playing on your lips. âHow about a ride while the sun rises?â
âSounds perfect.â He loosened his hold on you, letting you roll away from him and swing your legs over the side of the bed.
âMind if I take a shower first?â
âMind if I take a shower with you?â
You thought for a moment. Itâd be saving water, wouldnât it? âScrew it, why not. Câmon, Buck.â
You scurried off to the bathroom, still naked as Bucky followed after you, suddenly not so tired anymore.
Perhaps the summer hadnât went in the direction youâd been expecting, but you had no complaints about the turn that itâd taken. Youâd never believed in fate or destiny, much like youâd never believed in love. However, youâd like to believe that you were meant to meet Bucky when you came back to Brooklyn at some point. Youâd never met someoneâ someone so perfect for you, if you were being honest. He didnât scold you for your sarcasm, or shame you for standing up for yourself. He responded to your teasing with his own, he knew how to make you laugh, how to make your cheeks hot and your knees weak. You were always on the exact same wavelength, always knowing how the other was feeling, being able to bring out the best in one another.
It seemed like a waste to spend the little time left at home thinking about summer ending, so you simply pushed it out of your mind. Enjoying the moment was something youâd learned to do over and over again, because that was all you could do in the life that you led.
The moments spent with Bucky Barnes were just going to be a little harder to let go of.
* * *
Taglist:
@domolovee @oplunket16 @barnestruck @igotkatiepowers
#bucky barnes#bucky barnes x reader#bucky barnes x you#bucky x reader#biker!bucky#biker!bucky x reader#bucky#bucky barnes reader insert
840 notes
·
View notes
Text
Drunk In Love
Genre: Best Friends to Lovers, Fluff, Angst
Pairing: Hoseok/Reader
Warnings: drinking, bad karaoke, attempted sexual assault, unwanted sexual advances, this is super old and not as good as my other work lmao
Synopsis: You and Hoseok go out for the first time in a while. While singing your hearts out during bad karaoke and dancing til you dropped, the alcohol makes both of you realize that maybe you care a little more for each other than you thought.
ïč„âââââââââââââââïč€
Okay, so this wasn't the first time you'd done drunk karaoke with Hobi. After the first time, you'd promised to never let it happen again, but he really should've learned to never make you keep promise when you were drunk.Â
The two of you chose to sing "Drunk in Love". Although, if you were singing it sober Hobi would rap Jay-Z's part and you would sing, but neither of you was sober, so you ended up rapping. Hobi, while tasked with singing barely did because he was too busy laughing at your rap.
The bar cheered and whooped as the two of you performed. You figured it was mostly because they knew Hobi was an idol. You didn't have the best singing voice to begin with and drunk it was even worse. Hobi's singing, even when he was inebriated, was decent and you found yourself watching him fondly as he sang. You knew he would kill you when the footage ended up on YouTube. But you would worry about that later.
"He's got a hyphen in his name too," you said, slurring your words and a smirk breaking out across your face.
Hobi couldn't help but crack a smile at your observation, not seeing the point, but finding it cute nonetheless.Â
ïč„âââââââââââââââïč€
You first met Hoseok in dance class back in Gwangju. You were both awkward sixteen year olds, except for the fact that Hobi had already won a National dance competition and was closing a deal with an entertainment company. He was the talk of the entire class.Â
You were intimidated the first time he led the class and politely corrected you. Your face flushed red and you tried not to make any more mistakes the entire class.Â
"Hey, I didn't upset you, did I?" the boy asked you after class.Â
"Oh, uh, no, sorry, I'm just new here," you said.Â
He nodded. "Well, if you ever want to practice. I'm usually free after class."
After getting over your initial shyness, the two of you were fast friends. But the days you had together were numbered.
ïč„âââââââââââââââïč€
The night before Hoseok left for Seoul the two of you got drunk. If either of your parents had found out both of you would be in trouble, but both of you had told them you would be out late at the studio.Â
It wasn't exactly a lie. You were at the studio, as well as a six pack. The two of you laid on the hard wood floor of the studio and looked up at the ceiling as if the night sky was painted on it. The drunker you got, the more you believed it.
Feeling slightly bad for lying to your parents, you decided to actually have dance practice, despite the fact neither of you could dance without stumbling. But it turned into both of your belting the lyrics at the top of your lungs and trying not to fall over as you danced the best you could.Â
It was the best night of your life.
ïč„âââââââââââââââïč€
The club was packed, but you and Hobi didn't care. You were both already drunk and just went there to dance. Since both of your careers focused on dancing, no night out was complete without a trip to a club to show off your moves.Â
You'd moved to Seoul just a year ago after finishing university and pursued dancing. You'd been a backup dancer for a few idols and in a few videos. Hobi had helped out a lot, but you didn't want to rely on him for gigs.Â
You made your way to the middle of the crowd. It wasn't long until the crowd was around both of you, the attention only causing you and Hobi to show off more. Him, somehow completing a flip while drunk. That's when you decided to stop him before he hurt himself.Â
"All right, all right," you said. "I think that's enough. Let's go get you a glass of water."Â
Hobi sat at the bar, beginning to sober a bit when you made your way back out onto the floor. You began dancing with other people, not entirely conscious to who was dancing around you.Â
"That guy you were dancing with earlier, he your boyfriend?" a guy you were dancing with asked.Â
"No, just an old friend," you answered.Â
"So, he wouldn't mind if..."Â
The guy moved closer to you and placed his hands on your hips. You felt panic take over, pushing the guy's hands off of you.Â
"No, but I do," you said, walking back towards the bar.Â
"Hey, what's your problem? I was trying to be nice!"Â
He tightly grabbed your arm. You tried to struggle free, but before you could get out of his grasp, the man was knocked away from you.Â
"She said, she didn't want you to touch her," Hobi said, his face red.Â
"I thought you said he wasn't your boyfriend," the guy said, slightly stunned by Hobi's intervention.Â
"I'm not, but you shouldn't treat any girl like that. Boyfriend or not," he said.Â
You felt your heart swell, at least before the alcohol started to wear off and you began to feel exhausted.
"Let's go home," Hobi said, wrapping his arm around you.Â
ïč„âââââââââââââââïč€
"Thank you," you said, after you'd walked a few blocks away from the club. You still had your arms around one another, mostly to keep each other from collapsing.Â
"It was nothing," he said, but you could tell by the way his face grew red and he clenched his fists that it wasn't nothing.Â
"Hobi, what's wrong?"
"I just hated seeing him touch you that way," he said. "Cause the only guy I could picture touching you is me."Â
You laughed it off. Hobi normally said weird things when he was drunk.Â
"Ooh, were you jealous?" you asked, playfully tracing your finger over your chest.
"I don't know," he said. "Probably..."
"What do you mean probably?" you asked, laughter still in your voice.Â
"Cause, I love you," he said. "So, I was probably jealous."Â
You stopped laughing.Â
"You're drunker than I thought, Hobi," you said, tightening your arm around him and getting up the stairs to your apartment.
"Ah, honorific," he said, smirking.Â
You couldn't help bit laugh slightly as you both collapsed onto your bed and fell asleep almost immediately.Â
ïč„âââââââââââââââïč€
You had a terrible headache when you woke up. You groaned and sat up, finding the bed empty. The shower was running and so you decided to start breakfast, hopefully something that would cure your massive hangover and the one Hobi surely had as well.Â
"Good morning," Hobi said, dressed in a pair of sweats and a T-shirt, his hair still wet from the shower.Â
"Good morning," you replied. "Hungover?"Â
"Yeah," he said. "You?"Â
You nodded. Your mind wandered back to the drunken confession from the night before.Â
"How much do you remember of last night?" you asked.Â
"Enough," he said, smiling.Â
"You remember what you said?"Â
"Every word."
#bts#fanfiction#bts imagines#farfromsuga#fan fiction#bts fanfction#bts fan fiction#bts fanfic#btsfanfic#btsimagines#Hoseok#hoseok fanfic#jhope imagines#jhope#jhope fanfic#bts one shot#originally posted on wattpad#jung hobi#jung hoseok#Hoseok fan fiction#jhope fan fiction#bts friends to lovers
28 notes
·
View notes
Text
1277
Who are you most nervous about introducing potential significant others to? Ooooh moving forward, probably Angela hahahaha I have no idea how Iâd break it to her if ever I do start seeing somebody again. Sheâs well aware of all the shit that I let slide so she might get intense with the scrutineering.
What is the most exciting thing about your life right now? Just the fact that I feel on top of the world these days. My days of being depressed and picking at my insecurities seem to be far behind me and the change has looked to be apparent coming from friends whoâve told me I seem happier, louder these days.
What was the most important non-academic thing you learned in high school? To not be scared to fight harder for the things you believe in or what make up your identity, coming from having to hide a same-sex relationship during that period. That feeling of being constricted and having to hide to stay on some conservative seniorsâ good graces really pissed me off so high school was really crucial in letting me discover just how much Iâd be willing to fight and test the waters to be able to live as me.
Have you ever had a job that deeply affected your personal life? How so and do you still work there? Hmm no, not really. If anything my job is one of the things that helped make me a lot livelier and happier.
Do you have a âone who got awayâ? It felt that way at the start when my view was still skewed, but it didnât take long until I realized she was not a loss at all.
If you were in a superhero movie, would you be the hero or the villain? Hero.
If you found a mouse in your house, would you be frightened? Mice or rats are the literal worst fucking thing I could see in my house. I definitely see myself making a big deal out of it lmao, especially rats.
Have you ever tried to perform magic tricks? Nobody ever taught me, so no.
Can you do more with a yo-yo than just "go up and down"? Nah, which kinda makes me feel ashamed because considering it was a Filipino who invented the modern yo-yo, I feel like it should be my responsibility to know a few tricks LOL.
What is one form of technology that you wouldn't be able to live without? Instant messenger.
Did you get an allowance, growing up? Why or why not? Starting high school. Before that I was living in our familyâs duplex, so my grandma could make packed meals for all of us â not to mention the fact that my parents were also still on their way to establishing themselves at their respective workplaces so we werenât all that well-off yet.Â
When we moved into our own place, we started with my mom making our meals but eventually it just proved to be time-consuming and a lot of work considering she also had a job to go to. With that and the fact that both my parents at that point already got a couple of promotions, we switched to allowance.
Would you rather go to a water park or an amusement park? Why? Amusement parks though I would only probably head to the safer rides and food stalls with all the deep-fried offerings haha. I cannot handle more intense rides. On the other hand, water parks have always sounded nasty to me.
What is one instrument you wouldn't mind learning how to play? Piano.
What's the longest amount of time you've had to wait in line for something? The stupid LTO, because you can never count on government agencies to be efficient. Technically my whole time in there took a couple of stages, but all in all I spent eight hours there.
What is something that you would like to learn more about? Korean. I just graduated from my Basic Korean 1 class but I already have plans to enroll in the following course, since I seemed to do well and I want to keep the momentum going.
What is something that one of your family member collects? Mom has a large collection of chef-themed figurines and other sorts of trinkets like a chef timer, shot glasses, etc - but mostly the figurines - that she has displayed in a glass case. I should keep that in mind for when I start Christmas shopping, actually...she hasnât updated that collection in a long time. Thanks for the idea!
Have you ever moved to a new school before? If so, how did it feel? No, not in the middle of the same period since I went to the same school from kinder to high school for 14 years. I only âmovedâ when I started college. Like Iâve said in previous surveys, it felt freeing to finally not under be the hands of an environment ran by...well, Catholics. It was a culture shock to see rallies everywhere, to find out I could wear short shorts or even go to school naked if I wanted to, and to see boys in my class (I went to an all-girls), but it was all the good kind of shock.
Have you ever legitimately forgotten to do homework? Always, because I never wrote them down.
Do you enjoy autumn leaves or spring flowers more? Why? I experience neither season.
Depending on where you live, why might a day of school get canceled? Typhoon.
If you could meet any fictional character from a book, who would it be? Melanie Hamilton from Gone with the World.
What are some common places that people tour when they come to your city? I rarely see foreigners here since my area isnât particularly known for tourism; most go to the island provinces like Cebu, Aklan, Palawan, etc. If I had to recommend spots here, Iâd tell them to go for Pinto and maybe the rooftop bars that offer a view of Manilaâs skyline.Â
What's one food that you did not enjoy as a child, but do as an adult? Chicken curry, which I used to dread.
Would you rather have a mermaid tail, a fairy's wings or a unicorn's horn? I guess the wings just because I feel like itâs the only practical one.
What is an animal that you'd like to have as a pet but it's not allowed? I donât think that way about animals I canât keep as pets anyway.
What are some things that you do to make the world a better place? I always clean up at restaurants (my mom doesnât understand why I do it because âthe servers are here for a reason, Robynâ) but I always see the relief on their faces when they see Iâve stacked up the plates and cups so I donât see a reason to stop doing it. I keep the door open for people who happen to enter/exit a building the same time as me, share dog adoption posts, donât make a fuss about or towards a shop staff who messes up...things like that. I hope itâs able to help, even if just in a small way.
Has the last person you had sex with ever had sex with someone besides you? I donât know. I wouldnât be surprised if she has already.
Whatâs your favorite store at your mall? We have several malls within the vicinity but I like frequenting NCAT.
Have you ever done a workout DVD? No but my mom is fond of those.
Who usually takes out the trash in your family? Either of my parents.
What song are you currently obsessed with? My Universe is soooooo good. Itâs Coldplayâs classic sound but they somehow managed to perfectly blend in BTSâ style as well, so I love how it turned out.
When you go fishing, do you make someone else get the fish off the hook? I've never gone fishing.
Do you take any prescription meds? Nope.
What happens if you donât take them? Who was the last person you dreamt about? My dad.
Do you prefer your tea sweetened or unsweetened? Sweetened, though I donât usually actively look for iced tea. Iâd have it if it was served, but I donât typically order it for myself.
How often do you honk your horn? As long as I am annoyed, which gives my mom a mini heart attack every time because she insists I just let people have their way to avoid getting into fights. Sometimes when sheâs driving and someoneâs being stupid on the road I lurch forward to do the honking for her and it pisses her off soooooooooo much but it also gets the job done so *shrug*
Do you have any children? If so, names and ages? I donât.
Have your parents ever witnessed you doing something inappropriate? What? TMI but I almost got caught doing the m-word once but my reflexes were at lightning speed that day so when my door opened I was able to fix myself up and appear as though nothing was happening lol. My mom also saw a hickey on me once but I was able to veer the conversation away when she started inquiring.
Did you get babysat a lot as a kid? No, I did the babysitting.
If you were the principal of a school, what would you do differently? Actually deal with teachers who mistreat or make issues towards their students. I had several teachers I know didnât like me but I could never do anything about it because there was no way in hell the school was going to take my side.
Are you doing anything fun tomorrow? Continued from yesterday. If I took this question yesterday to refer to today I wouldâve answered yes because we actually have a really fun PR stunt scheduled for execution today, wherein we get to sponsor someoneâs whole wedding from food to flowers to the host and fillm crew :D :D But tomorrow is just Monday so the real answer to this is no.
What is something you'd like to receive as a housewarming gift? I dunno the usual housewarming gifts, but I would appreciate anything practical, or anything that youâll need at the least expected times, like batteries or even like Sticky Tack.
How old were you when you first experienced the effects of puberty? Oooh I was an early bird â I was 9 when I could first tell my first period was on its way; it came a month after I turned 10.
What is your least favorite holiday, and why? I donât dislike any holiday because they all mean a day off work lol.
What were some outdoor games you played as a child? We usually played piko (hopscotch), our local version of freeze tag that we dubbed âIce ice waterâ for whatever reason, and a garter game that we call 10-20. Dodgeball was a favorite during recess and lunch, too.
Did you accompany your parents on "Take Your Child to Work" Day? Thatâs not observed here, but my mom did use to take me and my siblings to her first workplace. Are cemeteries peaceful to you, or do they freak you out? Theyâre actually more interesting to me than anything else. I like learning about the different lives of many different people, even if I only technically know them by their birthday and date of death. Sometimes the inscriptions would be more detailed and tell more about their life, sometimes Iâd come across babies who only lived a few days...and itâs just interesting to have those glimpses into life.
Which ancient civilization would you be interested in learning more about? Filipino, because Western colonization destroyed proof of most of it.Â
Do you have better long-term memory or short-term memory? Long.
What was the last situation that made you cry? Describe. I cried this morning. Nothing bad or heavy, I just found myself thinking again about my mental state last year.
Which forest animal would you be most afraid to encounter? Anything that wouldnât hesitate to tear my limbs apart.
Do you believe in anything supernatural? (ie: spirits, etc)Â No.
Has anyone close to you ever gone to war? No. The closest link I have to the military, other than my dead great-grandfather, is Angelaâs uncle whoâs like a general or like a colonel or something, idk titles.
Have you ever experienced altitude sickness? Yeah, occasionally. Pressure in the ear is a bigger nuisance to me, though.
Is there anything, any event, you wish you could remember more clearly? The last time I saw my grandfather. My only clear memory of him that day was stepping out of the house to leave (my mom and I were visiting) and him sending me off with the message to always be kind and good. If I had known I would never see him again, I never wouldâve left.
Have you ever rubbed anyoneâs feet? Hmm no, not that I can recall.
If you had to get advice from someone of the opposite sex, who would you go to? Iâd go to Hans for certain advice, but not for every single situation. Heâs the only person that comes to mind.
What was the last new food/drink that you tried? So last Wednesday I finally got to try this Instagram-based doughnut shop that Iâve been eyeing since August and it turned out to be even MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTEDDDDDD. Like yeah their photos were always mouthwatering but I didnât expect it to taste as good as it looks, since most pretty food Iâve encountered usually end up just tasting meh. Anywho, I got two orders of their sampler box and they served me their specialty bacon doughnut, signature brown butter, and a bunch of their chocolate and peanut butter variants and I loved every single fucking thing.
Have you had a good day today or was yesterday better? Oh itâs hard to tell, itâs only 9:05 AM. Both days might be uneventful, though.
Have you ever played Sudoku? I donât actually get how to play it hahaha. I feel like Iâm too stupid for sudoku.
Do you ever take surveys for money? I tried it last year when applying for jobs was still a bitch for me, but the thing is most of those surveys look for employed participants so there was rarely ever a survey that fit me anyway.
Do you like Barbie or Bratz better? Bratz.
Do you prefer purple or green grapes? I donât like grapes.
Who was the last person that made you laugh? Idk, probs one of the boys since I was watching videos of them earlier today.
Where does your best friend live? A nearby city.
Who did you last confide in? Angela.
Does your car have an alarm? Sure.
Where was your mom born? Somewhere in Metro Manila.
What can always make you feel better no matter what? My dogs.
What is something youâll never eat again? Why? I donât think there is anything. I feel like Iâm always bound to retry things and that I would be open to doing so, even fruits. One thing Iâm firm about never drinking again, though, is coconut water. Get that SHIT away from me.
What is currently happening that is scaring you? Iâm not feeling scared these days.
Have you ever found a strangerâs note somewhere? If so, what did it say? Probably. But nothing sticks out.
2 notes
·
View notes
Note
Could I pretty please request Zen and MC ~platonically~ getting hammered together and just getting into shenanigans? Iâm a âšlesbianâš and still reslly would love to have these characters as best friends, especially zen because he seems like such a ride or die. If I could have one wish it would be getting plastered with Zen and him making sure I donât die. Thank you in advance and feel free to reject this one lol
Yes !!! Ofc I can do that :) also I have literally never rejected a request LMAO Iâm here for your enjoyment. Iâm rlly excited to write this bc everyone is SLEEPING on zen and also ?? The Zen friendship content in Juminâs route? Iâll never shut up about how much I love it. Also I threw Yoosung in here too pls donât hate me
Clubbing - Platonic! Zen
Warnings: alcohol (duh lmao)
Summary: youâve had a rough day at work. Zenâs been meaning to show you around to some of his favorite bars. Zenâs responsible but also wouldnât hesitate to punch a bitch if need be. Yoosung has to clean up after your messes
Oh! Also. PSA, Iâm 19. So have I ever gone out and gotten drunk... no LMAO. I do drink (itâs legal where Iâm at as long as youâre with your parents, still wouldnât be able to drink in a bar though) but only enough to get buzzed usually. Anyway if this is inaccurate thatâs why I am so sorry LMAO
You honestly had had the worst day today. It was a pretty bad week, truth be told, and you were so grateful it was the weekend. You texted Zen a lot throughout this week; the two of you had become close friends since the RFA party and hung out almost every weekend. Hearing all about your bad days, he suggested taking you to a bar to let off some steam and give you something to look forward to. Youâd never turn down a drink.
You took an Uber to the bar, as did Zen. You expressed your desire to get plastered and Zen agreed wholeheartedly. You had never been to this bar before, but Zen swore by it, so you trusted him.
âHey!â Zen exclaimed as he saw you get out of the car. He was leaning against the wall of the bar coolly, dressed in the leather jacket he must have pulled out of his closet from the time he was in a motorcycle gang.
âThis better be worth the commute,â you teased, not letting him live down the fact that it took almost an hour to get here (primarily due to traffic honestly).
âOh it will,â he had a giant grin on his face. âIâve been so busy I havenât been here in a while, but i doubt itâs changed.â He pushed himself off the wall and made his way inside alongside you. âItâs right outside of a college so you get all the fun college students here.â
âSounds messy,â you commented, glancing at some girls in skimpy crop tops and high-waisted shorts getting drunk already.
âMuch better than bars for real adults. Youâve always got some guy moping over a glass of whiskey in those. Here, itâs all singing and dancing and getting drunk. Of course, I only come when I want to get completely hammered, but itâs always fun. The kids are nice too.â
It was at this point that you reminded yourself that Zen was only 23. He seemed so much older because heâs been on his own for so long, but nope, he was 23. The same age as a lot of the grad students here. So partying with them was not weird or creepy in any sort of way. In fact, the students probably were over the moon to party with someone so famous and, if they werenât aware of who he was, handsome.
âSo what do you typically start with here?â You asked, wanting to get the full experience.
âShots. Classic move, especially for the med school students. Youâll see them soon enough. They start off with fireball but then make their way down to the cheapest vodka they have as they get more drunk and canât actually taste it.â
âLetâs follow their influence,â you suggested. Zen went up to the bar and ordered some shots, bringing four glasses back with him. âDo they normally do two at once?â You asked.
âNah, theyâre way too broke for that. But I thought itâd be fun.â He handed you your shot glass and clinked his against it. You gulped down the shot, feeling the familiar fire burn in your throat. (I love fireball LMAO) You shook your head vigorously to counteract the burn, as though that would help, then looked back at Zen. âGood?â He asked.
âPerfect. Round 2?â
âAlready?â
You laughed. âWell, itâs here isnât it? The faster we can get drunk the better.â
You got drunk pretty fast. Zen was constantly handing you drinks, which of course you didnât turn down. Maybe it was because the two of you hadnât gotten drunk in a while, but this one hit you hard.
âWill you sing karaoke with me?â Zen chuckled, his cheeks flushed from all the alcohol in his system.
You laughed out loud. âSure. Iâll even let you pick the song.â
You did not expect him to pick âBefore He Cheatsâ but honestly? A banger of a song. Who doesnât know all the words to this song?? âHey, Iâm Zen, and this is my best friend,â he slurred out, introducing you before the song started.
You sang in unison, the first instrumental break coming out. âThis is for my asshole ex!â You cheered. The college students cheered with you.
âAnd all my old managers who told me Iâd never make it!â Zen added. Everyone cheered again. You walked over to him, tripping on the microphone cord. He caught you a few inches off the ground.
âThat wouldâve hurt like a bitch,â you commented, bursting into laughter again. He helped you up and held your hand as you crossed over the wires this time, ensuring you wouldnât get caught again.
Was your performance good? Probably not. Even Zen, who usually sang pretty well, was some sort of hot mess since he was so drunk. But the drunk students seemed to enjoy it, so you padded off the âstageâ, proud of yourself.
Some dude called your name. Ew. Maybe Zen shouldnât have introduced you.
Zen whipped around to face him. âIf you so much as look at her right now I swear to God Iâll knock you into- Yoosung?â
âHi!â You turned around to see the origin of the voice; it was indeed Yoosung. âYou guys are kinda drunk.â
The two of you simply laughed, brushing him off. âWhat are you doing here?â Zen asked.
âOh, well I live right down the street.â
âOh my goodness you are a college student!â You observed keenly. You were connecting so many dots.
âYup. Uh, I had an LOLOL event tonight but was super tired, so I thought Iâd come and take a shot and itâd help wake me up. Never expected to see you two belting out Carrie Underwood.â He scratched the back of his neck awkwardly.
âOh! I have a great idea,â Zen exclaimed, focusing his attention on you.
âIâd love to hear it.â
âWhy donât we just crash at Yoosungâs place tonight? We wonât have to pay for an Uber at high time and get stuck in traffic!â
Yoosungâs eyes widened. âBut-â
âThatâs pretty smart,â you agreed, nodding. âWhat do you think Yoosung?â
âI-â he sighed. âI guess itâs okay. As long as I can play LOLOL.â
âYay!â You cheered. âWe can go now. Lead the way.â
Yoosung hesitantly led you out to the street, walking ahead of the two of you, glancing back every few seconds to ensure you hadnât died. Zen wrapped an arm around you and you one around him, and you stumbled down the street together, only slightly more stable than you would have been if it were just you on your own.
Luckily Yoosung lived on the first floor. You werenât sure youâd be able to do steps right now. He unlocked the door to his apartment. âI only have like... a bed and a couch,â he muttered awkwardly. âBut we can figure something out.â
You stepped into his apartment, looking around. âWow Yoosung! This is cute as hell.â
âUh, thanks, I think.â
You made your way to his couch and collapsed down on it. Zen did so on the other end of the couch at the same time, your legs bumping into each other. You both shifted so that your legs were on top of his so that it was more comfortable.
âIs that really comfortable? You can take my bed,â Yoosung offered.
âNah, this is great. Will you get us a blankie though?â You asked. Yoosung left to go find something. Zen shrugged off his leather jacket. You were very happy you wore something comfy enough to crash in.
Yoosung draped a blanket over the two of you, his face bright red. âIs this okay?â
âPerfect! Thanks Dad,â Zen joked. Yoosungâs face got even more red, his ears heating up now too.
âNight Yoosungie. Donât stay up all night,â you commented, shutting your eyes.
You heard something set down on the coffee table. Cups of water and Advil. He was too sweet. âI have class in the morning, so feel free to see yourself out whenever youâre up and ready tomorrow,â Yoosung said. âGoodnight you two.â He chuckled to himself. You and Zen probably looked like absolute idiots, but not that you cared. You had a great night out. Good thing Dad Yoosung was there too.
23 notes
·
View notes
Text
041121
one of my greatest fears that iâm trying to combat right now is this: that rhys, in his adolescence, will go through a phase like me and derek where we just hated the idea of going outside and just remained indoors playing video games or scrolling the internet like zombies. i actually hurt a bit remembering that part of me, esp now, when i go out every day and do some exercise in the mornings and feel completely out of sorts when i donât. i remember back when i was totally allergic to doing exercise and just feel really sad for my middle school self for not understanding that fresh air is good lol and the fact that just walking around the block made me gasp for breath was not, in fact, a good thing.Â
maybe itâs overly conservative of me but... more than anything, i want rhys to be comfortable in social situations, i want him to be self-aware, i want him to use all that little boy energy that he has and spend it getting sunshine and being active! he doesnât even hate going outside, in fact he loves it so much. so now iâve been trying very hard to get off of my lazy ass and take him to the park at least 3 or 4 days a week. i watch him while he plays with other kids, and i love so much how confident he is. he just goes up to some group his age and says wanna play tag? wanna play hide and seek? he runs a few laps around the small track of the playground and still has so much energy to swing on monkey bars, run behind or in front of other kids, play games with his friend claire. itâs amazing. on the way home heâs not horribly tired out, either. heâs sated and relaxed and his mood is good.
iâm so fixated on giving rhys things i didnât have growing up. when i was still in university, i made it a point to take him around the city it was situated in. i took him on the city bus, i had him walk with me and go into stores and restaurants and we grabbed local fast food together to eat on the park benches. i even took him once into my chinese class. and after i graduated, we signed up for weekly chinese classes downtown, and every week we would go to that nearby university where the classes were held, then go to the local shopping plazas (where there were actual sidewalks lmao there are no fucking sidewalks in this place!), so that he would get used to meeting new people and seeing new things and having new experiences.Â
i want to take him places because, when i was a kid, my parents were paranoid and terrified that we would get kidnapped, so they made it a point to never take us anywhere. they were still figuring out how to raise little kids on the US, so it was natural that they werenât perfect at raising derek and i. but most of our time as small children was spent...studying, more studying, then playing gameboy, watching tv, playing the ps2, playing with our indoorsy toys... i mean, losing your kids is definitely a valid fear, but it overtook my parents, and it stunted my social development completely lol and it slowly killed any desire i had to go outside when i was 12 or 13.Â
hereâs the thing, though. i feel like a parent that, instead of wanting to see themselves in their kid, i want to see as little of myself as possible. i want rhys to be completely different from me. i mean...because itâs exciting, right? watching a little kid grow and being excited to see all the differences between you and them, but...there is a sense of discomfort when i notice him picking up on my habits or doing something that reminds me of what i used to do as a child. thatâs the fear iâm talking about, i think, and iâm afraid of what that could turn into. i know self-loathing. i hated myself throughout middle school and high school, but it mostly sizzled out--i never did anything to get rid of it. i donât hate myself now, and i even love certain aspects of me. but maybe thereâs something lurking underneath. all that hate i never addressed, all the anger i had directed inwards, i donât think it just disappeared.Â
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
yâknow i love memes as much as anyone else on this hellsite and the internet in general. but one meme i canât stand now, as well as a joke used by older comedians about ~kids today!!!! am i right???~ that i canât stand now, is the one thatâs like âall 10 year olds want today is an iphone or an ipad or a macbook for their birthday or christmas! all i got for my 10th birthday/christmas as a kid was a tennis racquet and a tether ball that hit me in the face! kids are so spoilt today! you better get an i-job to i-pay for your spoilt mac-ass!â
because like.... do you not understand that in todayâs increasingly over-connected world, ipads and macbooks or other tablets/laptops are pretty much required school equipment now, if your 10yo kidâs primary/elementary etc school has a ~bring your own device~ policy for kids in years 4-6??? like obviously yes, some schools will provide students with laptop/tablet trolleys and stuff.... or also the government might have a program to roll out laptops/tablets to schools (like australia did under rudd and gillard).... that some schools will literally put âparents must get a reliable tablet computer or laptop computer for their child to use for assignmentsâ. when it comes to high school, i imagine that theyâll need their own laptop/tablet the whole way through their time there, if there is no longer any school provided or limited school provided laptops/desktop computers/tablets.
thatâs besides the point that laptops etc are even more so required now than ever before, after everyone was forced to do homeschooling because of covid??? so. practically. a kid asking for a macbook/ipad or other tablets/laptops for their birthday or christmas, isnât such a bad idea for a present??? even if yeah. apple is overrated and overpriced to the max. but suck it up and pay for your childâs future education??? even it means getting a cheaper laptop or tablet for your kid.
all i can say on the above point is that yes. the idea of ~bring your own device~ policies does set many families back- especially those in/from lower income areas/backgrounds or single parent families... considering that a decent tablet will set you back at least $500 and a decent mini laptop is around the same.... but bigger and better laptops are around $1000 on sale (windows) or idek like $1,200 on an apple education pricing deal. like yeah. itâs a demarcation thing and also setting some people up to fail. and again, this has been made increasingly obvious during covid due to different families acces to buying laptops/tablets or other internet connection means. i also understand that these big ticket item purchases of tablets/laptops hits the hip pockets of everyone harder during the pandemic, especially if youâre struggling with debt like mortgage repayments or whatever while being made redundant or are being paid less while working from home.
okay. not to sound like a spoilt brat of a kid, but i got my first laptop, an i-book G4 for my 10th birthday in 2005. then almost 10 years later, i got a macbook for my 18th birthday (and for my HSC/end of high school exams) in 2013. yes, this is the macbook that i promptly fucked up two years later in 2015, by trying to encrypt the hard drive, since i was taking it to uni and it had all my internet passwords remembered on it along with my banking details. the same goes for my other windows laptop... where the hard drive just decided to fry itself like 4 months into me using it, along with the trackpad. and that was a $1,200 ASUS laptop (bought on sale) that i was using for uni. and then finally my little HP stream laptopâs keyboard shorted out halfway through a creative writing class (that was $500 and it only has a 28gb hard drive so itâs very light and good for transport).
but my point is, me having my own laptop (as opposed to using the family computer only) helped me immensely in my studies..... and they were literally fucking essential to me both in business college and uni. but they were also helpful in late high school, considering that 90% of my assignment work was expected to be typed out in microsoft word or powerpoint or excel (for maths and science). or for more creative projects, i was expected to use adobe photoshop and video editing software like imovie or adobe premiere pro (art/computer tech/drama/that weird year 7 subject i did called INTEL) and garageband/sibelius (for music). how on earth was i supposed to keep doing work on adobe photoshop or word etc at home if i didnât have my own laptop to continue the work???
because as a final point, for me, literally by year 10 in 2011, NOT ONE of my assignments was expected to be handwritten (bar my actual exams or in class tests; also state tests/exams etc; or if it was a poster or visual art). if you dared to turn in something handwritten, the teacher and student interaction would be like the following example:
teacher to a kid whose handed in a handwritten assignment: did you not read the assessment outline? it said WORD PROCESSED WITH WORD! what is this handwritten thing? okay fine. iâll take it this time. but read the outline next time, timothy!
timothy: *stammers out* s-sorry miss/s-sorry sir *stalks away from the teacherâs desk in embarrassment and shame*
the teacher, probs thinking to themself: weird that a kid thinks they can hand in something handwritten. silly, really.
the above scenario was the same for me in years 11 & 12. also, by year 9/2010, we were using the education management system moodle (and maybe early stage presi for online presentations) for both of our HSIE subjects (history and geography) and i think a couple of other subjects, during most lessons and especially for class work that involved group work/class discussions, via online discussion boards function. my year group was actually was actually one of the test year groups for the early models of moodle. so by the time i was in uni, i was a native to using moodle; so i could skip the âmoodle help tutorialâ subject portions on it in every class.
hell, for today, i wouldnât be surprised if foreign language subject faculties in high schools are now using school subscription class accounts or something for duolingo or babbel. and today, kids are learning coding from like year 4 onwards, i think, on apps at school as part of their science & tech studies lesson portion of the day. how on fucking earth are kids meant to keep up with their class work progression on coding apps or whatever, at home, if they donât have their own laptop/tablet??? ridiculous. how would kids fare today without their own laptop/tablet, if all of their classwork for homeschooling is on like google drive/cloud or whatever other open source drive/open source cloud software their school uses?? or any other apps that their school might use??? obviously we are seeing this play out in real time during the pandemic, world over, where if a child is in a single parent family or if their two parents donât have adequate enough resources/have been fired or let go from their jobs/juggling working from home and homeschooling; then itâs hurting these kids likelihood of doing well with distance learning.
but yeah. my point is that if your kid is asking you for a laptop or a tablet (regardless of brand) for their birthday or christmas, maybe buy them one?? because you never know. it may be the very thing at the top of their student resource list for the following school year. and also. do you know what stops kids fighting over their access to the family computer/tablet to do their assessments etc??? buying them their own personal laptops or tablets. even if they do cost an arm and a fucking leg. get your heads out of your asses and help your own goddamned kids (or relatives if itâs a nephew/niece etc asking for one) like youâre supposed to.
okay. for phones. iâll admit i wouldnât like a 10 year old having their own phone, because of social media being so easy to access on them. but if you donât allow them to use the app store and donât allow them to download instagram/facebook et al..... and give them the phone solely for safety reasons, i think thatâs fine?
iâve had a phone since i was 10 years old. also not to sound awfully clichĂš, but i turned out okay??? i had to have a phone back in year 4/2005 due to safety and also family issues. do you know what my teachers did with it? locked it away in their desk til the end of the day. obvs they had to remind me to take it home sometimes (bc i did leave it behind at school in the desk a few times lmao) but yeah. i was alright. if a kid wants a phone..... maybe make a compromise and get the classic nokia 3310 or something?? like i obvs agree that kids as young as 10 defs donât need a smartphone like an iphone or a samsung galaxy. but a rock solid and basic nokia 3310 or whatever with no wifi access??? thatâs good enough imo.
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
Survey #291
âclothes trailing from the backdoor, to the bedroom, and i donât even know your name.â
What was the last health scare you had? So I got blood tests done recently to check multiple things, and I got pretty nervous when my doctor stood beside me going through the numbers and what they meant. I was afraid she was going to tell me I had diabetes (runs in the fam, and my diet hadn't been great) or something, but I was fine. What is your favorite food to cook? Something in the microwave lmao. Do you listen to bluegrass music? Ew. What was the last novel you read about? Well it' s part of a series so it'd be hard to explain briefly... but dragons. That'll do ig, lol. If there is a tree right outside your window, what kind is it? There's a small one. Idk what it is. What is your favorite filling for a piece of chocolate? Caramel. What is your favorite thing to draw? If you take a look at my work history... I apparently love drawing meerkats screaming for one reason or another lmao. Do you like abstract art? Not very much. There are of course exceptions to this, but it's definitely not my favorite and sometimes doesn't even feel like "art" to me. Would you ever want to be a painter? No. My Painting course in school taught me it's too damn stressful, the idea of messing up. Even though it's technically fixable. There's just a lot about painting I don't like. I'd much rather draw and color traditionally. What is your passion? Some of my biggest consists of gay rights (or really just equal rights as a whole), meerkats, pacifism, photography, just art in general, stuff like that. I feel things very deeply, so there's really a lot. What fascinates you? NATURE!!!!!!! SO MUCH ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Do you have art on your walls? In my room, I have three of my meerkat projects on the wall with my meerkat collection, and my Pyramid Head/Halo of the Sun overlap drawing is with my Silent Hill stuff. What kind of collection would you like to start? I have a decent amount of stuff, but I really would love to pump up my SH collection. It has SO much merch that I would die for, stuff is just mad expensive. If I was to start a new collection, bitch I need Markiplier stuff so bad, I'm too awkward to ask for that shit for holidays 'n stuff. ;;_;; Do you enjoy the sound of birds chirping? I sure do. If you had the money, would you travel the world? I feel like I'd go to less locations than most people you could ask this question, but I'd definitely go places, yeah. If you could travel the world, which country would you want to go to first? South Africa. Make my meerkat dreams come true. :') Do you get drunk? I haven't before, and I don't actually aim to when I drink (which is very rare) and I'm apparently no lightweight, so I doubt I ever will. Don't feel like I'm missing out, honestly. Do you get high? Nah. Have you ever used a prescription medication to get high? No. Does sunlight make you happier? Guys. This is science. I used to hate the sun so much, but it's good for you. Open your windows on a clear day; your body will thank you. It takes getting used to, but please, don't coop yourself up in the dark. Do you live a boring life? My life is excruciatingly boring. Like not to sound depressing, but half the time I wish I wasn't even alive because I'm so bored lmao. Have you ever gotten soap in your mouth for cursing? Do you think thatâs right to do to kids who curse? No, but it's been threatened upon me. I don't support it, no, but then again I don't believe in traditional "profanity." My hypothetical four-year-old could say "that fucking hurt" in our own household, and just a simple word indicating (s)he was really in pain wouldn't faze me for a blink. I do believe out of respect though, that you should educate your children when "profanity" isn't allowed, like in school and such. You don't shove potentially toxic shit into your kid's mouth to teach them something. What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start watching horror movies with lots of gore? This definitely depends on the child. Are they spooked easily? How mature are they? Do they understand what's not to be replicated? It would vary with the film, too. Do you have any wind chimes outside your house? How many? No, but I'd love to. Wind chimes are great. Do you have a flat stomach? Would you ever wear a belly shirt to show it off? I hate my stomach more than I do any other part of my body, so guess. Would you ever get a sleeve or a half sleeve on your arm (weâre talking about tattoos)? omfg hell YES Do you think your biological parents love each other? They're long-divorced and Dad's been remarried for a long time while Mom only has negative shit to say about him, so like... What's one movie youâre dying to see but havenât had the chance to see yet? *Dying* to, I don't know if one exists. Birds of Prey probably tops my want-to-see list, though. Harley moving past Joker? Girl you fuckin go ilu. Whatâs the biggest promise someoneâs ever made to you? Did they keep it? To never leave me because of my illnesses. Nope, he sure didn't. Does thunder & storms scare you? Nah, not usually. It's funny, I was TERRIFIED of them as a kid, especially if I wasn't with my mom, but now I find them beautiful and sometimes even relaxing. Now, wind, I fucking hate wind. I associate bad winds with tornadoes, so fuck outta here w/ that. Google, Bing, or Yahoo? Google. Do you sing in front of people? NO. Who are you the most uncomfortable around? Groups of older men. Are your parents overprotective? No. A recent creation that youâre proud of? I took family pictures for a repeat client recently, and I'm really happy with how some came out. Whoâs your favorite comedian? Living, I'm unsure. It was John Pinette. What makes you squeamish? Vomit and fecal matter top the list. Do you have any online friends that you wanna keep, but not meet? Maybe a couple that I don't know too well? Should cloning ever be allowed to happen? No. I see a lot of potential problems with that should it become a serious thing. Who would you live with if you got kicked out tomorrow? Probably my dad. Whatâs a pet your parents never let you have when you were a kid? A snake. I was eventually allowed though obviously, and now Mom loves Venus, though she won't hold her. Who do you wish you could change, if anyone? It's not my job to change anyone else. You have to want to change. Has your house ever been broken into? No, but my childhood home almost was by a gang. My older sister and her best friend were home alone at the time. Thank fuck they didn't get in, but they left a gang flag on our porch. Would you consider yourself a good flirt? I have no idea. What color do you wear most often? You mean to tell me black isn't the only primary color in people's wardrobes? Do you like your hair? Disregarding the fact it gets oily way too fast, yes. Have you ever driven while under the influence? No, I would absolutely never. Did you enjoy your last kiss? Yeah. Would you ever take boudoir photos for a significant other? (or have you?) Considering I literally love boudoir, I would if I didn't hate the fuck outta my body and would be too embarrassed to ever do it. What is your biggest guilty pleasure? Maybe makeup guru channels lmaooo. What is a movie that you thought you would hate but actually ending up enjoying? I'm unsure. I don't really go into watching a movie I think I'll hate, especially when I watch so few movies to begin with. Do you like where you live? I'm not a fan of the suburbs, but it's a better place than where we were. Are you a jealous person? I'm learning that apparently I might be, at least sometimes. Is there anyone you want to fix things with? There are a few. Last time you walked further than a block? I couldn't tell you. I walk a few feet (that's not an exaggeration) and am in pain because of the muscle atrophy in my legs. Is it easy for you to accept loss? NO. NUH-UH. NOPE. Do you get dessert normally while out to eat? No. Who was your first kiss? Jason, my first "real" boyfriend. Have you ever found a stray dog & found its owners? Not that I recall. Would you ever tell your mom about the things youâve done sexually? Not everything, no. When was the last time you told someone you love them? Last night. Who was the last person you talked to last night in person before bed? Ma. When was the last time that you were genuinely happy? Good damn question. Have you ever dyed your hair? Plenty of times. Have you ever fallen asleep with the last person you kissed? Yeah. When was the last time you changed in front of someone? I don't know; when you hate your body enough, you'll do a lot to avoid that. Last person you kissed, have you cried in front of them? Yes. Ever dated someone who was gorgeous but they had a conceited personality? No. A conceited asshole is the last kind of person I'm dating. Would you prefer a kiss on the cheek or neck? Well I mean what's the vibe lmao Do you like to cuddle? Yeah, if we're a close couple and it's not too hot. Have you ever suspected anyone of cheating on you? Nah. Could you ever be friends with the person who hurt you most in life? I wish we could, but even if he was willing, I don't think "friendship" is possible between us. What is something âcheesyâ that you own? Ha, I have this feminine-looking "she believed she could so she did" wall decor thing... I can't remember if I bought it or if it was gifted. What is something that gets your creative juices flowing? MUSIC!!! What drink are you most likely to order at a bar? Some kind of margarita. What is the most interesting class that you took in high school or college? Mythology, I guess? When was the last time that youâve ever played Spin the Bottle? I never have to begin with. If you were an adult film star or a stripper, what would your stage name be? I can't even try to entertain this question. Even if I WANTED to be one, I would never be hired. I couldn't seriously think of a name. Have you ever wanted to be a cheerleader? No, not even when I was one as a kid lmao. Have you ever been dumped? What was the reason for it? Yeah. The first one, he couldn't handle my depression anymore. With my last partner, we kinda had a mutual agreement that to save us from potential later heartbreak, we needed to work more on ourselves right now. What was the last R-rated movie you watched? Hm. Idk. Have you ever asked someone out? Yes. Have you ever had lice? No. What is the most childish thing that you still do? I mean, with RP, you could argue that I still "play pretend." Have you ever watched a movie you knew you shouldnât? As a kid, I'm pretty sure I was not supposed to see whatever Scary Movie film it was when I did, aha. Have you ever wanted to try LARP (Live Action Role-Play)? Nah. I'm awkward enough explaining I just write it. If you could go back in time and erase one thing you said or did, what would it be? The "thanks for sending me to the hospital" message to Jason. Has your boyfriend or girlfriend ever embarrassed you? Jason did before, if we're counting past partners. Have you ever thought about cheating on your partner? I never thought of that in any relationship, no. Have you ever been caught checking someone out? Not to my recollection. Not that I even do that much. Have you ever cried because you missed your parents so much? Oh, absofuckinglutely as a little kid. I had BAD separation anxiety from my mom. Have you ever posted something on social media that you regret? OH BOY HAVE I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have you ever ding dong ditched someone? No. Which is worst: Snakes, scorpions, or spiders? I adore snakes. Some spiders scare me, especially if they catch me by surprise. Scorpions aren't native here, so I've actually never come across one, so I'd probably be more curious than frightened. Is there an attic and/or a basement in your house? An attic, yeah. Have you ever been bitten by a tick? Has anyone not? Well, I suppose this depends on your environment. Playing outside in the country as a kid a lot, and especially walking through tall grass to reach fishing spots with Dad, I've had lots. I'm terrified of parasites so those were never fun times. What color is your momâs car? White. Have you ever had a bird or a squirrel in your house? No. How high off the ground is your bed? The average, ig. What is the cutest breed of dog? That's such a hard question, but I think I tend to lean towards pugs, though I don't support breeding them or any other type that is a medical catastrophe. What is something other people say youâre good at but you think youâre not? Holding a conversation. I call BS. What does your bedside lamp look like? It's a creamy color with a floral design. It was already here at the house when we moved in. Do you like your neighbors? I don't know them. Does your room need to be cleaned? I need to finish decorating it... and dust the dresser. What was the last bug you saw? Ugh, a fucking ant. This house has had an ant problem before, and now they're showing up in my room here and there. Do you place any value in gender roles? Literally zero. Are your platonic relationships just as valuable as romantic or family ones? Well, I suppose it would depend on the person. How strong is that platonic relationship? Are you in love? Do you want to be? I don't think *in* love anymore, no; I reasoned myself out of that. I think most people WANT to be in the name of companionship, and being a pretty hopeless romantic, your wild guess would probably be right. Would you be happy with a life without romance? I'd live. Are you religious? Do you think your religion is âcorrectâ? No. If you arenât religious, do you wish you were? Why? Nope. Religion only ever brought me confusion, pain, and frustration. Are your choices fated or of your own free will? I am very much a believer in free will and that you sculpt your own fate. Was your childhood happy? For the most part. What are you missing from your life? Excitement. Would you fight for your country? Do you feel a sense of loyalty to your nation? No. And if my country did something fucked up, I wouldn't stand with the masses just because I live here. Whatâs the latest YouTube channel youâve discovered and binge-watched? Snake Discovery, like, hardcore. Does it snow where you live? Every now and then, but it's super rare for the snow to stick, and it's maybe even rarer that we get a good or fun amount. Do you think your hair looks better long or short? UGGGGHHHHHH I AM SO MUCH HAPPIER W/ SHORT HAIR. Do you enjoy editing photos on your phone? Not really on my phone, no. I don't have good image quality on my phone, so editing tends to make it worse. Whatâs your favorite thing to do on your phone? Play Pokemon GO if I'm actually in a place with spawns. Which season do you wish would last longer? Sigh, autumn. At least here, the colorful phase is pretty short. It's like... green leaves one day, a beautiful display for a week, then the trees are bare. It's still my favorite season, though. Do you have neat handwriting? Yeah. Did you dream of becoming famous as a kid? Nah. Do you get on Facebook every day? Pretty much. What was your favorite girl group when you were growing up? Spice Girls, duh. Would you ever consider naming a child after a family member? No. I've got nothing against people who do, but I've just never seen the appeal of it at all. I would want my hypothetical child to have their completely own identity.
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
S1E1: The Competition Begins
okie dokie first ever episode of dance moms rewatch starts now :0 i actually remember watching this the very first time it aired on lifetime because i was channel surfing and saw a commercial for it earlier that day. that was the summer between 8th and 9th grade. ah memories... i didnt know what to expect because i did dance when i was a kid but not on a competition team and it was mostly ballet so i was pretty unfamiliar with this whole world.Â
anyway lets begin. this is probably gonna be a longer post than what iâll end up writing for the other episodes in season 1 bc the first episode introduces so much info, just a heads up
Act 1: (aside: yes its insufferable to divide this into âactsâ when its really just like âsegments separated by commercial breaksâ but thats how theyâre called in actual tv scripts so im just going with that cuz i cant think of a better/easier way uwu)
god this is so fucking early 2010s lmao
i miss these days where they were just talented nobodies from pittsburgh on a low budget reality tv show that nobody even knew would be successful. and the bad hair and makeup but idk if that was also just a 2011 thing lol
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES GREEN SCREEN INTROS IM DYING
the chalkboard !!!! they werent doing the pyramid on the mirror yetÂ
(apparently abby never did anything similar to the pyramid thing but the producers made her and it became a whole Thing on the show and thats why the moms were like wtf is this bullshit the first week)
mackenzie looks like a toddler. chloe is so tiny. theyre the 2 who changed the most physically over the course of the show
i remember watching this for the first time being used to ballet lyrical and jazz but never having done or really seen acro/gymnastics in dance choreo and being SO flabbergasted. i was thinking âa chin stand is not dancing what the actual hellâ and yknow what? i was right
melissa: âmy boyfriend knows how much i spend on dance because he signs the checks...............hermehhemrherrmehermhâ (the most awkward laugh omg)
maddie is wearing a fucking bumpit in her hair i cannot
melissa deadass just said out loud âim here for my daughter im not here to make friendsâ ok everybody mark that one off on your catty womenâs reality tv show bingo card!
camera man accidentally getting in the shot filming right in front of the huge wall-mirror.... what is this, amateur hour? iâll let it slide since its the first day of filming rehearsal but step it up, boys
aw i forgot about maddie getting sick and crying :/ poor kid
melissa saying âi cant stand a chid thatâs sickâ sounds so edited like the intonation made it seem to me like they just cut her off mid-sentence i love lifetime
oh this was still when they were wearing normal stuff to class/rehearsal like black leotards bc they werent getting sent a trillion crazy 2-piece dancewear outfits for free yet bc they werent famous, man those were the days
Act 2:
[obligatory b-roll footage of downtown pittsburgh]Â
the maddie chloe paige trio !!!! this is making me feel so nostalgic
âknees together, paige. youâre bow-legged, you need to fix thatâ
âyouâre tall, youâre skinny, youâre a beautiful girl, you can do better than this. FOCUSâ shes like 10 abby what the hell
âpeople think im tough and i guess i am but i would rather be the one to make your kid cry in the privacy of my studio than at an open-call audition in front of hundreds of peopleâ
okay unpopular opinion alert: i agree with a lot of what abby says about stuff like this but her delivery is flawed, to but it euphemistically, that being said i think the production team of the show and the fame inflating her ego changed all of this somewhere over the course of the second season and its really sad to see :/ i can expand on that thought later tho
aw paige crying bc abby correcting her (but not saying anything personal or out of line, just technique corrections (at based on what we were shown, we dont know everything she said oop)) shes a sensitive kid she never should have been put on this show :(Â
paige looks exactly like her mom i didnt realize that before
nia and holly were done so dirty throughout the whole series in terms of the narrative the producers set up about nia being the weakest link :/Â
Act 3:
cathyâs entire involvement in the show from the very beginning was so painfully obviously scripted (or at least heavily staged)Â
vivi was also done dirty by the showâs narrative and she was only 6 and they presented her as like the butt of the joke bc her momâs âcharacterâ was crazy and also she wasnt good at dance. i wonder how she feels about the show now that shes a teenager hmm. she really seemed not to give a fuck about dance for better or for worse when she was a kid tho so maybe she doesnt care ?
in what universe would an owner of another competitive dance studio bring her own kid to another studio more than an hourâs drive away, AND be under the impression that she could compete with them in a week, especially when they showed the kidsâ and momsâ shocked reaction at the start of the episode to having to learn a dance in a week and compete it? like really what is the point of cathy and vivi being a part of this show im so ????
Act 4:Â
THE MINISTER DAWN OUTBURST HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THIS
this fight is about 50% of what got them a full season 1 and then things took off from there tbh. the other 50% was the electricity dance but thats a point for next episode..... :)
âyouâre a minister act like oneâ âYOUâRE RIGHT I AM A MINISTER! LETâS PLAY THE BIBLE GAME ABBY, WHEN JESUS SAW THINGS THAT WERE WRONG HE WENT AFTER THEM, AND YOUâRE NOT GOING TO DO THIS TO MY KIDâ maâam i think the wrongs jesus addressed were of slightly more importance than a preteen being told she cant take a dance class if shes violating the studioâs dress code
this is so good bc it wasnt staged afaik and there are regular students all throughout the building just STARING at them like lmao what even is going on, so im pretty sure this is real???
regardless, yeah dont wear socks and a tshirt to an acrobatics class, thats common fucking sense
another cameraman-in-mirror sighting, but its hard to think about angles when filming spontaneous drama like this, so i wont count it against them
âyou called me fatâ (i remember that being in the episode but thats not on the episode available through lifetime on demand that im watching from my moms tv hmmmmmm)Â âi told you to close and tuck in your two-piece costume, theres a big difference. HOW CAN YOU REMEMBER THAT BUT YOU CANâT REMEMBER TO TURN YOUR FEET OUTâ uh scream
she really called the police on this woman i cannot handle this. can you imagine being a police officer responding to this call?Â
âwe have a parent thats out of control. pardon? no shes doesnt have weapons, just her mouthâ iconic
im sorry im still not over the hair and makeup. the flat hair with the side bangs. the black pencil eyeliner applied all the way around the eye. why did any of us think this was a look :( why did we do this :(
Act 5:
they went all the way to phoenix to compete 3 numbers, only 2 of which are shown in the episode.
i think this is the only time they ever went to west coast dance explosion because its an actual competition and they wouldnt allow filming after this lol i think they did go to wcde one weekend in addition to a competition where they were filming but it wasnt shown or mentioned at all
abby not wanting brooke and paige to have a french manicure on stage if theyre the only ones in the group with the french tips is perfectly valid idk why it was framed as some crazy micromanaging shit
i also am really not a fan of the whole âhigh functioning alcoholic wine mom/crazy stage momâ schtick they were pushing for the first few episodes of this show
in retrospect i feel like so many of the quips in this episode were intentionally fucking crazy just to get the audience engaged enough to want to watch more episodes...
âsee those girls down there, those girls with the legs? thats who youâre up against, so step it upâ
abby warning them that its dangerous for their little party hats to slip when theyâre doing aerials and pirouettes and stuff:Â âwhat if you were at radio city music hall and they had the ice rink out and you were doing a side aerial and fell 13 stories down and died, huh?â fantastic point abby thank you for saying that to 5 girls ages 8-12 less than 5 minutes before they went on stage. perfect time for a teaching moment like that :)
i forgot how bad the camera work was in the first few episodes for footage of their performances. like they really didnt think the showâs audience would actually want to watch the kids dance, the producers and editors thought we just wanted to see stage mothers yelling at each other lol
also the mic feed over the music of abby talking to herself giving them corrections while watching them dance on stage.... im so glad they quit doing that. i dont remember them doing it like that for any other episode, i hope im right
this choreo is very basic and its a cute dance i guess but its very cringe in some places and for the first episode this is such a forgettable group routine
their scandalized reaction to placing third and the sad piano music is so funny honestly
and maddies reaction in the interview which was almost definitely fed to her by the producers where shes like âi win all the time i dont really know what its like to LOSE i always win or get runner upâ so many of maddies lines from season 1 interviews sound so fake and she was probably too naive to know they were getting her to say that stuff so they could paint her as a conceited brat (she was EIGHT)
the trio costume was so ugly im sorry (is it supposed to be like a 50s pinup bathing suit?) (and the headband thing looks so bad) and also the music is bad but they had no real authority over that bc of copyright stuff
chloeâs headpiece coming forward and the ensuing drama was another moment in the episode that really solidified public interest in the show imho....Â
âYOUâRE IN THE BAR HAVING A DRINK AND YOUR KIDâS HEADPIECE IS FALLING OFFâ âit did not FALL OFF it CAME FORWARD it was FINE!!!â
âmistakes happen, weâre human.â âYOU are. mistakes like that dont happen to meâ
and then the ânext time on dance momsâ with the WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE electricity dance, of course. genuinely that was really smart of the producers in terms of structuring things to generate intrigue lol. and obviously it ended up working....
20 notes
·
View notes
Text
luna
(3) citrus: luna | series masterlist | prev - extra - next
pairing:Â kim namjoon x reader genre:Â fluff, college au warnings:Â brief mentions of drinking/intoxication, joon is frustrated with his friends but loves them nonetheless hehe, controversial (?) mcu opinions lmao word count:Â 1,755 summary:Â namjoon comes over for the first time and introduces you to the life of a plant parent a/n:Â somehow managed to write something during thanksgiving break (and in general) so iâm very proud of myself. hope yâall enjoy :)
The message typed out on your phone is deleted for the 8th time that night, your mind going in a million different directions as you mentally berate yourself for overthinking such a simple task. Itâs just a text, you scold yourself, your thumbs stopping each time theyâre less than a centimeter away from your phone. All youâre doing is asking him to hang out, itâs not that big of a deal. But your brain seems to be the only part of your body that thinks that because your heart feels like itâs about to beat out of your chest, your hands are clammy, and a certain blondâs smile seems to be burned into the backs of your eyelids. Before you begin to question yourself again, you type out a simple text.
you [6:49pm]: hey, are you doing anything tonight??
You press send and fling your phone to the other side of the couch, turning on Netflix in the hopes that youâll be able to distract yourself for a few minutes. But before you can even think about what show to watch, your phone dings from across the couch. With your heart racing once more, you read Namjoonâs reply.
joon đ [6:51pm]: not really, are you?
You canât help the wide grin that suddenly appears on your face, thanking the stars above that he made this so much easier for you. With your heart beating at a semi-normal pace now, you type out another text.
you [6:52pm]: no plans whatsoever⊠wanna come over? i was thinking of having a marvel movie night and ordering chinese food :)
joon đ [6:52pm]: maâam you know the way to my heart. what apartment complex do you live in?? i just need to get dressed and iâll be on my way!!
You send Namjoon the address of your building and your apartment number, jumping off the couch right after to start cleaning up. Itâs a good thing Sooyoung went home for the weekend, otherwise sheâd be making fun of me for freaking out this entire time, you think to yourself as you grab your cup and plate from earlier today and dump them into the sink. You wash all of the dishes in the sink and clean up the kitchen before moving to the living room to rearrange the pillows and blankets. Once thatâs all done, you quickly run to your room to change into some leggings and an oversized sweatshirt, and you just put the popcorn into the microwave when you hear a knock at your door.
You open the door to reveal a very comfortable-looking Namjoon; a grey knit sweater emphasizes the broadness of his chest and shoulders while black joggers show off just how long his legs really are. âHi,â you breathe out after realizing that you were staring at him for a little bit too long. âSorry, come in.â You move aside to allow him inside, the scent of his cologne permeating your senses as he walks into your living room.
âNice place,â Namjoon comments after he takes off his shoes and sets them to the side. âVery⊠you.â You laugh at that, reminded of your similar statement about his apartment just 2 weeks ago. âOh, I have a surprise for you!â he exclaims, revealing a tiny succulent that he kept hidden behind his back. âYour very first plant!â
Your fingers brush against his when you go to take the plant from him, your eyes wide as you turn it this way and that to get a good look. âItâs so⊠cute,â you chuckle as you stroke it gently, not noticing Namjoon softly staring at you as you look at the plant. âWhat should I name it?â You place the plant in the center of your coffee table and pat the spot on the couch next to you, immediately feeling Namjoonâs warmth as he sits beside you.
âW-Well itâs called a jade plant, so what about Jade?â Namjoon suggests. You wrinkle your nose at that and the boy beside you laughs, the noise sounding like music to your ears. âA little too basic then, sorry.â He hums as he tries to remember more things he knows about this plant, looking around your living room for inspiration. âTheyâre also low light plants, so maybe something that has to do with that?â
âWhat about Luna?â you ask, smile widening when Namjoon nods eagerly. âOkay, Luna it is then. Should we put a movie on now?â
Halfway through the second movie, the two of you arenât even paying attention to the screen, your Chinese food growing cold as you tilt your head back in laughter. âYou did not just say that Iron Man is the best superhero in the Marvel universe.â
âAnd what if I did?â Namjoon challenges you, his arms crossing over his chest and his eyes narrowing as you try to stop yourself from laughing. Here he thought youâre the girl of his dreams but of course you had to go and ruin it by saying that.
âHe doesnât even have a superpower!â you argue. âHis powers come from the suit, so heâs just really smart. There are a lot of really smart people in the Marvel universe, anyone could have done that!â You smirk at him while he splutters in front of you, hand on his chest from how offended he is. âAnd before you ask: yes, Captain America is one of my favorite superheroes but no, I do not take his side for Civil War.â
Namjoon silently stares at you, mulling over your words as he tries to think of a counterargument but coming up with nothing. âWhy do I feel like youâve had this argument before?â he asks before shoving a handful of popcorn into his mouth. He picks up another piece and makes a throwing motion at you, clapping seconds later when you successfully catch it in your mouth.
You throw your hands up in victory as you chew, humming a yes to answer his question before speaking. âIâve fought my friend Jungkook about this so many times, itâs ridiculous. I swear, he tries to convince me that my favorite superhero is Iron Man at least once a month. But I remain loyal to Spider-Man.â
Namjoonâs eyes widen at that, jaw dropping in shock before exclaiming, âYour favorite superhero is Spider-Man? And you have the audacity to say that Iron Man isnât the best superhero?â He shakes his head at you as he rubs his thumb over the rim of the bowl, acting overdramatic for emphasis. âPeter would be really disappointed in you. He idolizes Tony! Tony raised him on his back!â
âJoon, we are not having this argument again, I swear to-â you begin protesting, but are cut off by a loud ringing from his phone. The both of you jump at the noise, Namjoon scrambling to answer it just to stop it from ringing.
âH-Hello?â he answers breathily, eyes darting from side to side as he listens to the, from what you can hear, incoherent yelling with music in the background. âAre you serious? Right now?â What sounds like at least two other voices yell at him, causing the blonde to draw his phone away from his ear with a wince before rolling his eyes. âOkay, yes, you stupid alcoholics, Iâll be there soon.â He hangs up and lets out a loud groan, flopping against the back of the couch as he runs a hand through his hair.
âEverything okay?â you ask with a laugh as you begin to gather all of the wrappers in a pile on the coffee table.
He merely stares at you for a few seconds before letting out another sigh, his phone beginning to ding with multiple text messages just as heâs about to explain. He turns off the ringer in annoyance before giving you the cutest pout youâve ever seen on a man. âMy friends went out tonight a-and were supposed to stay at Jinâs place because itâs close to the bar but Jin left his keys in his apartment. Which normally wouldnât be a problem since heâs with Yoongi and Hobi, except they left their keys in his apartment too! So now I have to go back home early to let them all stay at my apartment because theyâre all drunk as hell and Iâm a good friend and because I have the spare key to Jinâs place.â
You slowly nod at his explanation, patting his knee reassuringly as you try not to laugh too much. âYour friends sure do sound like a handful. But they sound like they really need you.â
âUnfortunately,â Namjoon tacks on drily, making the both of you laugh. You throw out the garbage that the two of you made as he gathers his things, his eyes following you as you meet him at the door. âThank you for having me, I-I had a lot of fun tonight.â
You beam at his words, the butterflies in your stomach making it feel like itâs turning inside out. âI did too. Can I just- Can I ask you something?â Namjoon hums out a yes and before you can back out, you blurt out, âYou told me when I texted you earlier that you didnât have any plans tonight. But⊠your friends went out to the bar. Did youâŠâ You trail off the end of your sentence, too embarrassed to say, âDid you ditch them to hang out with me?â out loud.
Namjoon looks down at the floor as his cheeks blush bright red, his eyes shining brightly as he gives you a shy smile. âWatching Marvel movies and eating Chinese food with you sounded a lot better than spending another Friday night at the bar that my friends and I always go to,â he explains softly to answer your unspoken question. âThanks again.â He opens the door and all you can do is smile as he leaves, leaning against the door frame to watch him walk all the way to the elevator.
âSame time next Friday?â you call out, surprising yourself at how bold youâve been tonight. You feel your face flush when Namjoon suddenly turns around at the sound of your voice, his teeth perfectly on display as he grins at you from the other side of the corridor.
âSame time next Friday,â he agrees. âSee you in class! And take care of Luna!â He waves goodbye to you just as the elevator doors shut, leaving you with a warm feeling in your stomach and a smile still on your face.
#btsguild#namjoon scenario#namjoon drabble#bts fic#bts x reader#namjoon x reader#bts fluff#bts au#namjoon au#kim namjoon au#kim namjoon drabble#namjoon imagine#bts drabble#bts imagine#kpop imagine#kpop drabble#kim namjoon scenario
91 notes
·
View notes
Text
50 Questions Tag
I was tagged by: @jamiesoleksiak and @u-okay-hen (thank u guys! <3)
1. what is the color of your hair brush? light blue
2. name a food you never eat? ox tongue, pork tails
3. are you typically too warm or too cold? too cold probably (this is a callout post for my housemate matt who refuses to let us turn up the thermostat đ )
4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? cooking dinner while listening to music
5. whatâs your favorite candy bar? not quite candy bar but i really like quaker dipps granola bars (caramel or peanut butter)
6. have you ever been to a professional sports game? seen a couple Marlies games but never nhl, seen the blue jays play, also been to some pro fastpitch softball games (pan am games in 2015) -- unfortunately sports being played in Toronto are so expensive to go see smh
7. what was the last thing you said out loud? âFuck, is the Anatomy midterm the same day as the Elec&Magnetism?â
8. what is your favorite ice cream? Halo Top birthday cake, or cookies and cream
9. what was the last thing you had to drink? smoothie!! big smoothie!!
10. do you like your wallet? yessir, love it actually, its nice and big for all the cash i do not have
11. what was the last thing you ate? dinner: sautéed mushrooms and green beans w/ garlic, soy sauce egg, rice
12. did you buy any new clothing last week? nope, have not bought a clothing since before quarantine started
13. whatâs the last sporting event you watched? dal vs tbl game 5
14. what is your favorite flavor of popcorn? regular ig
15. who was the last person you sent a text to? i sent my mom a picture of my cooking bc im a whole 2nd year uni student but i want maman to tell me i did a good job
16. ever go camping? yes like 6 years ago lol, went twice with my whole grade 8 classÂ
17. do you take your vitamins? nope
18. do you regularly attend a place of worship? not with this 12-years-of catholic-school trauma no đ„Ž
19. do you have a tan? spring/summer quarantine and approaching winter means im pasty as hell
20. do you prefer chinese or pizza? if its my momâs cooking, then chinese. if its my dadâs homemade pizza from scratch, then pizza. (actually just both)
21. do you drink soda through straws? i dont drink pop but i use my reusable straw to drink everything
22. what color socks do you usually wear? whatever colour costco decides to make their socks
23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? LOL i hate driving and i refuse to test for my license đ
24. what terrifies you? making important decisions, post-uni life, what other people think of me
25. look to your left, what do you see? 1/4 housemates
26. what chore do you hate the most? yard work
27. what do you think when you hear an australian accent? twoset violin lmao
28. whatâs your favorite soda? no pop for me so idk nestea? sprite? maybe
29. do you ever go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? go in -- habit i picked up from my parents
30. whatâs your favorite number? 33
31. whoâs the last person you talked to? probably one of my housemates
32. favorite cut of beef? i googled it i think its called Mongolian sliced beef in english
33. last song you listened to? BLEACH - Brockhampton
34. last book you read? not including textbooks, probably a reread of the foxhole court - nora sakavic
35. favorite day of the week? saturday
36. can you say the alphabet backwards? never triedÂ
37. how do you like your coffee? i dont drink coffee lmaoÂ
38. favorite pair of shoes? heeled boots!
39. time you normally get up? like 10 mins before class when i have my way, but usually 7:30am when my housemates start making noise
40. do you prefer sunrise or sunset? sunset
41. describe your kitchen plates? some funky colours idk my housemate got us the set
42. how many blankets are on your bed? duvet +Â fluffy blanket
43. describe your kitchen at the moment? little student housing kitchen, too many knives
44. do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? peach schnapps + juice, or rum & coke, or literally just any alcohol (im 18 ok, i canât buy any alcohol i will drink whatever u hand me)
45. do you play cards? i only know kid card games
46. what color is your car? ~ dumb bitch cant drive ~
47. can you change a tire? hell nah
48. favorite state? Canada
49. favorite job youâve had? i liked working w/ kids at my last job
50. tagging: @floccinaucinihillipilification, @grenawitka, @maybe-seggy-will-be-our-always, @andrewcogliano, @puckshitbitch, @dontpuckwithme, @gemshine
#tag game#BOTH OF U WHO TAGGED ME YALL GET UP SO EARLY WTF???#if i had my way i would never get out of bed#not hockey#just me*#long post
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
{ odeya rush â twenty-three â she/her } well, well, well if it isnât rowan foster running around peach hollow. legend has it, she comes from tangerine towers and has lived here her entire life. if youâre wondering what sheâs been up to, i hear sheâs a make up artist / freelance musician for a living. she has been known to be impulsive yet insightful. a word of advice to her, always look over your shoulder. you never know who is watching.
why yes, it is i, admin kim, with another character that shouldâve been kept in the drafts of my mind. if youâve not met daysia or serenity, hereâs a lil low down on me. iâm 26, i use she/her pronouns, and live on the east coast. i thrive on writing angst and my animal crossing villagers being happy. also caffeine. i luv chris klemens. most likely to have a mental breakdown on twitter. meet rowan! trigger warnings for mental illness, bipolar disorder specifically, and inpatient treatment
have a playlist and a pinterest board dedicated to her
rowan celeste foster was born may 27th, 1996. sheâs the oldest of two, a baby sister coming to the scene in 1999.
her family is extremely close. theyâve been in peach hollow their whole lives. she grew up in a crowded house on blueberry boulevard, crammed in with her mother, father, sister, maternal grandmother and maternal grandfather. rowan never knew peace or privacy growing up â it just wasnât possible with that many people which has really contributed to her somewhat isolated adulthood
her mother is a charge nurse at peach hollow general, working on the emergency room floor. her father is a retired car salesman. her grandparents moved into the house when her sister was born in order to help take care of the girls while their parents worked full time. rowan is especially grateful for their care, because she feels like sheâd be a little more sour had she been raised by absent parents.
growing up, she shared a room with her younger sister. they told each other everything because they had no choice not to. they both developed an interest in make up and music at very young ages, but rowan particularly took to those things while maci took more interest in sports. when rowan was gifted her first ukulele at age 6, maci got her first basketball. they are polar opposites, but maci was the only person rowan really confided in as a child and an adolescent.
sheâd always been rather moody. tantrums and fits were nearly unavoidable. her self esteem lacked before she even had a chance to develop any confidence. she was always the try hard, the girl who stood out because she was just a little different, the emotional one, the one the other kids didnât want to mess with, not because sheâd fight back, but because she would absolutely lose it. there were countless times where rowan ended up in the guidance counselorâs office, waiting on her grandmother to show up and bring her home. that was the beginning of their problems.
her mental health really started to decline in her mid teenage years. she spent hours upon hours in her room, writing songs, playing guitar, practicing make up looks â sheâd go days without sleeping and snap at anyone who crossed her path. she got into screaming matches with everyone in the house, only to find herself crying in her bed for the next few days. she started missing days at a time from school, while her artistry thrive, the rest of her crumbled. her grades, all of it.
eventually, this resulted in her parents yanking her out of peach hollow high and putting her in counseling, which lead her to a psychiatrist and a diagnosis of bipolar disorder at the age of 17. while it made sense, she dreaded taking the medications. they numbed everything. her writing suffered, and while her moods werenât swinging from the trees anymore, she feared that this empty feeling was worse.
she finished her high school diploma in homeschooling with her grandmother while maci went on to thrive in school. the attention shifted to her, and rowan couldnât really blame them. she turned 18 and started performing in clubs, bars, and anywhere she could get in. ps her voice is a mix of bishop briggs & mary lambert. the thrill of performing to small crowds sucked her in. she began to gain an even smaller following on social media, mainly the locals following her. every once in a while sheâll book a show in atlanta and sheâll make the long drive just to sing in front of a bit of a larger crowd. sheâll gain a few followers from those shows, but this still isnât her main source of income.
most of her money comes from the make up artistry she does through pop of peach. she doesnât go in every day, but when someone has an event scheduled or needs their make up done for a dance or something, sheâs there. she tries to spread things out bc sheâs always late lmao and finds it hard to stick to a schedule
she was doing so well for a few years, even moved out of her parentsâ house and into an apartment at the towers. thatâs where she really found herself, made some real friends and built relationships that were good for her. however, she missed a few doctorâs appointments and was discharged from her psychiatristâs office. she went off meds, and for a few weeks it was fine. when she ran out of meds, the next few weeks were okay as well. it was when every single drop of medication had drained from her body that things got bad.
rowan was missing appointments she scheduled at pop of peach. she was spending far too much time out at nights, giving in to alcohol for the most part. she tried not to touch any drugs, but drinking became a nightly thing. sheâd perform, then spend the rest of the night partying with whoever she could find at the venue.
one night in atlanta after a particularly shaky performance, rowan found herself in a dark place and simply went into the womenâs bathroom to calm down, but police say they found her laying flat on the ground, refusing to respond to anyone. she vaguely remembers the end of the manic episode, but it did land her in the emergency room for a change in mental status.
much to her chagrin, they admitted her overnight before transporting her to skyland trail, a mental health facility in atlanta. she spend about two and a half months there getting medications regulated and learning new coping mechanisms. she was discharged about two weeks ago and finally made it back to peach hollow and her apartment.
sheâd lead everyone other than her family and maybe one or two other people that she was away on a musicianâs retreat, but really, was in inpatient treatment.
sheâs currently working full time as a make up artist at pop of peach and performing when she can, but doesnât really go outside of peach hollow
fun facts & personality
rowan despises small talk. conversations about the weather or political climate donât stimulate her and she gets snarky pretty easily. it isnât that she wants to come off rude or unapproachable, but nine times out of ten, small talk is fake and she feels as though she doesnât have the time or energy to indulge in it. ask her about the sky or some shit. she wonât shut up
she has a tendency to overshare, Â aside from whatâs been going on in the past few months. her lips are sealed tight about that. however, sheâs open to talking about her mental health and is a big advocate for erasing the stigma. this makes rowan a very good listener and a huge supportive presence for anyone struggling. sheâs the mom friend, and no matter what time of day or night, if someone says they need an ear, sheâll go to them. she knows what itâs like to be alone.
despite her past and her demons, rowan finds a way to put on a smile. it might often be snarky or sarcastic, but rarely is it insincere. sheâs an empath and feels everything so very deeply, but can easily put it away when necessarily.
her apartment is her safe haven. she rarely has company. it isnât really her thing. she prefers to go to other peopleâs places. she has her record collection proudly displayed on her living room wall, all the plants you can imagine, incense burning whenever sheâs home, and a scottish fold munchkin cat named loonette after her favorite childhood tv show, the big comfy couch. she has hopes to get another cat named molly to match. you know, because weâre all clowns !
she takes great pride in her instagram. it sounds superficial, but often times, rowan will post a good picture and then link to her next show in hopes that somebody will come based on that. while she does have a passion for make up and a second instagram for it, ultimately, sheâd like for there to come a time where she can live solely on the money she makes through music
catch her driving her old ass ford focus blaring 00s alternative, mainly fuckin paramore bc sheâs heart eyes for hayley williams
wanted connections if ya made it this far!!!!
childhood friends â those who sheâs known since elementary school. theyâve most likely watched her go through her many trials and tribulations in class. these could be acquaintances, close friends, or even a ride or die or two.
bullies â people who fucked with her through school. itâs essential that theyâre on bad terms currently, but perhaps an enemy turned friend or romantic could be fun??
group therapy pal â this would be super fun and might entail the person finding out about her secretâŠ. msg me for deets
exes â there will be a couple of these, gender does not matter. iâd like to find one that she was dating when she went into treatment and maybe hasnât seen/spoken to them since theyâve been back, first love, high school sweetheart?? omg possibilities are endless
flirtationship â self explanatory, gender doesnât matter sheâs pan
any other ideas literally lmk!! thanks for reading â„
4 notes
·
View notes
Note
all of them
yoOOO New Tumblrâą didnât notify me of this ask for some reason, so sorry.... anyWAY--
Animated character that was your gay awakening? Does Undyne count even though sheâs from a game...?
Grilled cheese or PB&J? Iâve had neither, but grilled cheese sounds much tastier, so Iâll go with that
What show/YouTube video(s) do you put on in the background when you when you donât have anything to watch but you want something on? Creepypasta-narrations
Your go-to bar order, if you drink? I donât really drink but I MIGHT if the drink barely tastes of alcohol. So...smth sweet. Or a Mojito... Those are okay
Whatâs your favorite pair of shoes that you own? My Dr. Martens-shoes that I havenât taken proper care of so now the leather is cracked.. :I
Top three cuisines? - Fried noodles and such things - My momâs chicken pie - Lövbiff
What was your first word as a child (that wasnât a variation of âMomâ or âDadâ)? I donât think Iâve ever asked my parents about that, actually, so idk. But I DO have a funny story from when I was really small (but still able to form words), and the grown-ups were watching TV or smth and one of them asked me âhey Amanda, whatâs the name of the prime minister?â to jokingly test my skills, and i actually answered âgöran perssonâ in my toddler-voice (AND it was the right answer!)
Whatâs a job that youâve had that people might be surprised to find out youâve had? Iâve barely had any actual employment, but I suppose that me working at a tech company last year (I illustrated stuff and other things) would be kinda surprising, considering how Iâm not a fan of new tech?
Look up. Whatâs directly across from you? An empty cookie jar
Do you own any signed books/memorabilia in general? I have managed to gather up some autographs on paper, but one signed BOOK I have is from when I was little, and our family apparently met with Ilon Wikland (an illustrator, mostly famous for her illustrations in Astrid Lindgren-books). me and my brother got a different book each (ones that she had both illustrated) and she signed them for us. I used to love just looking at her illustrations and take in the atmosphere of them. Her art was prolly my first major source of inspiration, even.
Preferred way to spend a rainy day? Stay inside and enjoy the fact that itâs raining. But I also love to take walks when it rains
What do you get on your bagels? What WOULD you get if you had access to anything you wanted? Ummm-- melted cheese, if youâre thinking of the same kinda bagels Iâm thinking of
Brunch or midnight snacks? Brunch
Favorite mug you own One that has little drawings of tea-related puns on it
What coffee drink would you describe yourself as? I donât drink coffee so I rly couldnât tell you, omf
Pick a song lyric to describe your current mood (and drop the name and artist!) Not sure what my mood is, but Bob Dylanâs âThe times they are a-changinââ is stuck in my head, so
Fruity or herbal teas? Herbal
Whatâs that one TV show that youâre a little bit embarrassed to watch but you still like nonetheless? I donât watch it anymore, but it Vampire Diaries used to be one of those guilty pleasure-shows, lol
That book you were forced to read for class but actually ended up enjoying? Of Mice and Men. And then we watched the movie too, AS IF I HADNâT ALREADY CRIED ENOUGH?!
Do you match your socks? yeUs
Have you ever been horseback riding? yEus
What was your âphaseâ when you were younger? (i.e., Mythology Nerd, Horse Girl, Space Geek, etc) Most of my phases havenât really been phases at all, because Iâm still into most of those things. I guess my true crime-thing was KINDA a phase, in that I donât really have the hots for you know.....any of those guys >-->
Have you ever been to jail? Nah
Whatâs your opinion on Lazy Susanâs (the spinning tray in the middle of tables)? Theyâre nice furniture to have when playing ACNL
Puzzles? If theyâre on easy-mode, lmao
You can only have one juice for the rest of your life, what is it? Bravoâs orange juice
What section do you immediately head for when you walk into a bookstore? The horror section, if the store has one
Whatâs one thing youâre trying to learn/relearn in your downtime right now? Trying to relearn anatomy, and Iâm also trying to learn how to draw Rutger Hauer (still) and play a song on the harmonica
Whoâs your go-to musical artist when youâre feeling upbeat? Anything I like goes tbh? But I must say, thereâs nothing like dancing it off to some E-Type
Where could someone find you in a museum? At a miniature-display or smth
Whatâs that one outfit in your closet you never get the chance to wear but want to? My thigh-high socks....
Rainbows, stars, or sunset colored clouds? hMMMMM-- the sunset-colored clouds
If you could own any non-traditional pet (dogs, cats, fish, rodents, etc), what would it be? Iâm happy with my rabbits, but idk- maybe a chinchilla too?
Do you have more art on your walls or more photographs? Neither. Iâm kinda bad at wall-decorating..
You have to get one meme tattooed on your body, what meme is it and where does it go? âVem vare som kasta?â tattooed on my chest
Pick a superhero sidekick to hang out with Wolverine, idk
Lakes, rivers, or oceans? All bodies of water are Noice but dat ocean tho
Favorite mid-2000s song? (weâre still IN the same century js)Â âTemperatureâ by Sean Paul, I guess??
How do you dress when youâre home alone? Like I normally would tbh
Where do you sit in the living room (we all have a preferred spot, and you know it)? Either on the couch or by the table IN the living room
Knives or swords? hmmmmM.... Swords
A song you didnât think youâd enjoy but ended up loving âYou Make Meâ - Avicii
Pick an old-school Disney Channel Original Movie I havenât seen any of those, but uh... Northern Lights?
Are you a âQuote that relates to the photosâ caption-er, an âexplanation of where I took the photosâ caption-er, or a no caption kinda person when you post pictures online? I prefer captions, yes
Name a classic Vine IâM ABOVE SUCH THINGS (idk if this was a vine video but youâre welcome anyway)
Whatâs the freezer food that you stock up on when you go to the grocery store? Ice cream...
How do you top your ice cream? I donât really do that a lot, unless itâs plain vanilla ice cream. In that case: CHOCOLATE SAUCE MFS
Do you like Jello? I might? I donât think we have it in Sweden tho
Whatâs something that you donât have a picture of that you wish you did? Me meeting Rutger Hauer IRL. (if I actually DID meet him, that is)
How are you at climbing trees? Pretty good until I get tOO high up
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
annekane asked: false god by taylor swift
so hereâs a long ass thing i did that deiniftely doesnât answer the question and nobody asked for but did that stop me? no.
Harvard University: Government Major
   -- Dated for five months in freshman year. Jason was in her Economy class and they didnât talk until after the term was over. They met met at a bar near campus and it took her exactly those five months to realize that they wanted opposite things. He was looking for a long term girlfriend, and Amanda was already not about that life. She took the end of the year as an excuse and ended things before moving back home for the summer.
   -- Hookup in freshman year. Some guy on the debate team that beat her on the last round. It didnât last long (in more than one way), but there was something about competition that was so exciting already.Â
   -- Dated? in sophomore year: itâs been over twenty years and Amandaâs still utterly confused about this guy. She was certain they were only sleeping together, he apparently was sure that they were an item. It didnât end well. Someone saw her flirting with some other guy and Bruno god stupid angry and it kind of looked like a scene out of a comedy series. They were having totally different conversations, but bottom line was she broke his heart.
   -- Hookup during the summer between sophomore and junior years: Amanda was as vanilla as it got because she never ever had sex ed in school (shocking) and she hadnât had enough partners and enough confidence to try things out. Xavier was her first experience with an older guy (she was 20, he was 28) and he taught her things about herself. They didnât talk too much, he picked her up and dropped her off just around the corner of her house so her parents wouldnât ask whose car it was. He was an incredible kisser and the fact that he paid her any attention at all made her feel all the more mature. He even paid for the morning after pill that one time. So sweet.
   -- Hookup in junior year: at that one party, her roommate and her were dared to kiss and Amanda was That Girl and was also way past tipsy and it kinda seemed like a good idea. Callie and her were in the same classes, too, and they both pretended it had never happened. To be fair, Amanda couldnât even recall if the kiss had been good the next morning.
   -- Dated for four months: Phil. Kinda lame, but had an okay sense of humour and he sat through extremely lengthy conversations with her and Oliver about the undoubtable and unavoidable demise of humanity. Evidently, he did it because he thought she owed her after, and she wasnât informed enough to know she didnât, so she lay down for two and a half minutes, cleaned up after and said she was tired and sheâd see him the next day because he was really weird to share a bed with. After using all the clichĂ©s she knew to say she didnât want to see him anymore, he decided to ignore her not very subtle hints and kept calling and showing up with take out. Phil really is a boring name for a boring man who needed a smack on the head and a book on womenâs rights. Also: https://royisms.tumblr.com/post/621230604961333248/i-wish-i-missed-my-ex-mahalia
   -- Fell for Marcus in junior year: this time, it was the other way around. She was completely enamoured by him (looking back, it was the fact that he had a full academic scholarship he didnât need and him being a guy her age who wasnât a complete waste of space). There were rumours but she decided to ignore them and they came back to bite her in the ass. If she remembers correctly, that was the first time Oliver held back an âI told youâ, but maybe she just didnât hear him because she was sobbing into her pillow and screaming about how men were all the same and how could she have been so stupid. Not only a borken heart, but Marcus also gave her an STD! Thanks babe!
Georgetown University: Masters in Public PolicyÂ
   -- Hooked up with her first Grad professor: because sheâs a dumb bitch who doesnât learn. He was only five years older but being in a position where he was way more powerful gave her such a rush. They wouldnât talk in class, but sheâd look at him from across the room and give him a look because it earned her some rough loving when they were finally behind closed doors. He eventually stopped calling her when she passed his class and he found another student to sleep with. Anyway... Thatâs systemic misogyny for you.
   -- Dated for eight months in 2003 - 2004: Joshua. Maybe the first relationship sheâd consider serious. She had her own room for the first time in years and so did he, and they spent most nights together. With working on top of studying and her lack of time-management skills, she didnât spend too much time with friends and, instead, they became each otherâs support system. In the end, they liked each other because they didnât have others whoâd stand by them while they got consumed in their textbooks and not because they had too much in common. Heâs now probably a Republican mayor in some town and heâs balding so she calls this one a win for sure.
Started to work for her fatherâs consultancy to dip her toe into electoral strategy.
   -- Hooked up with: Frank. A lawyer whoâd just joined the consultancy business. She met him at an event she was assisting in. He was also struggling to pay rent but he was much better at hiding it and his neat hair and grey tux (and her lack of human touch in months) earned him a willing young blonde eager to get out of her heels and into his bed. They were done by 12:13am and he kicked her out, didnât even call her a cab. Definitely not what sheâd pictured for her first month as an official adult.
Didnât date anyone, finally decided to officially put her career first and not focus on men. Also, started going to a therapist for the first time! This was great. We love mental health. Started to think about leaving her dadâs business and work on something else. Consultancy was okay but she really wanted to make an impact on the world, have a legacy... Yada yada. Â
   -- Hooked up with: Luke. Her friend stood her up at the bar because she met some dude and Amanda was forcefully introduced to the beauty of drinking alone. This guy used the classic âpretending to be your boyfriend when a stranger is hitting on you to get them off but then I ask for your number so youâre uncomfortable again but I win so who caresâ move. She was tipsy enough that she didnât care he didnât have a condom. Unfortunately, her bank account disagreed when she withdrew the cash necessary for Planned Parenthood. You know what, fuck you Luke.
She took on more responsibilities at the office and eventually gathered enough to have her own clients. Granted, she still worked for an office, but her dad was close to retiring and she was proud of her own accomplishments. People actually called in and requested her by this point! Amazing progress. She was never working on campaigns alone because Youth and also men were still in charge lmao letâs not forget!! But hey. Itâs something.
   -- Hooked up with: Samuel. He wasnât a client anymore and he was a little younger than her, actually. He was also a Republican. Something about him winning the election with her help and her getting praise over the work sheâd done by her peers made her reach out in 2010. One glass of wine became two and three. She kicked him out in the morning, and as far as sheâs concerned his wife never found out.
   -- Dated (on and off) for one year and a half 2011 - 2012: Doh. He was a rising journalist, heâd written a big piece on something sketchy that had happened in Congress and heâd scored an important job, and he still wasnât as busy as Amanda made herself. It was one year full of half-fights because, as if on cue, her phone would always start ringing and sheâd pick it up without hesitation. In the end, he was too tired to explain, and she didnât really want to hear it. By this point, sheâd already started shooting people an annoyed look when they asked when sheâd finally have children.
Her dad retired and his partner bought his half of the business. Amanda decided to leave the company; with the connections sheâd secured during her many years as an assistant, she was finally able to consult on her own.Â
   -- Hooked up with: Paarush. What was supposed to be a night of unwinding and letting herself go ended in too tight of a grip and some deep bruises on her neck. She had to wear a scarf for days to avoid any inappropriate questions.
   -- Dated for two years: Peter. Professionally, she was getting places sheâd never even dreamed of and, as it had happened before, she was putting her career before anything else. She started seeing Peter after a friend of a friend introduced them and he was sweet. He was an economist and he wasnât as busy as her, but he seemed to understand. The first few months, heâd call her at night and listen to her rant about her day, heâd check in on the weekends and wouldnât get mad when she forgot to return his call. A few months in, he asked for the spare key to her place and it made sense, because heâd get there so much earlier than her. Sheâd arrive and he would have made dinner because he knew sheâd forget to eat otherwise. It started small: something about the clients she was working for, how she should just stay home, comments about how good of a mother sheâd be even though sheâd made it very clear she had no intention in having children. By the end, it was about her beliefs and her impossibility to be empathetic with him. Most of all, he repeated over and over how she was so innocent to believe she could make a change in the world. It was hard to part ways because it was so comfortable -- theyâd fallen into a routine that had taken a lot of weight off her shoulders for a while, but when she changed the lock of her apartment and refused to talk to him, she really believed she was better off without him.
   -- Hooked up with: Hans. As far as sheâs concerned, he definitely wasnât the worst man sheâd slept with. Need I say more?
Started working for Oliver as his Chief of Staff. A new job, new staff, new line of work altogether, it was⊠Big. Not too much time for dating but she deprived herself of sleep.Â
   -- Hooked up with: Javier. Not a Republican, but a conservative Democrat. He was on his way to become Mayor of Louisville (thanks to her, mostly). Again, winning is exciting, and sheâs a simple woman with needs.
   -- Dated for nine months: Charlie. They matched on Tinder and Amanda messaged them with a line she thought was funny and cheeky, it probably wasnât but for whatever reason, Charlie messaged her back. They met at a bar and hit it off almost immediately, and - wow, sleeping with someone she didnât hate was a welcomed change. They were the first (and, so far, only) person she dated who wasnât a man. It was a little scary at first, to be honest -- sheâs a feminist, sheâs liberal, sheâs progressive, and sheâs nice, but it was a new experience and she didnât want to say the wrong thing. In the end, they were both too busy to keep up with a relationship. Fun fact: they both decided to break up on the same night so they were dumper and dumpee all the same. Amanda was not amused at the time, she hadnât been dumped in so long, but hey⊠They didnât talk for a while, but then ran into each other at some event or the other, one thing led to another⊠They definitely hooked up a few times after breaking up, but both made sure there werenât any romantic feelings left there. That wouldâve been Awkward.
Election season started and, with that, her new position as Campaign Manager for Zafar 2020. Later, sheâd become Deputy Campaign Manager for Berkeley-Zafar 2020. Sheâs working way more hours and definitely doesnât have time for men. Or does she! You know what Iâm talking about.
   -- Did not date for nine months: Silas. There are many things she could say about him, but she wonât because it never happened. Outside of her bedroom, and his (and⊠His office, and the restroom at that one bar), this never happened. She never sent him flowers, he never put on his cat to meow through the phone to her, they never shared a lazy Sunday morning with coffee in bed and books unrelated to work. And heâs definitely not the man who âI can't talk to you when you're like this, staring out the window like I'm not your favorite townâ was written about.
#okay... here's the thing... however long you think this is gonna be#it's probably longer#the THINGS i'll do to avoid writing replie somfg#mnmchallenge#except nobody asked for it#[ silassanford ]#[ hans starke ]#[ charliekeeting ]#[ tell me again about how it hurts ; being awfully loud for an introvert ; amanda ]#how tf do i tag this holy crap
4 notes
·
View notes