#maybe if i feel like it ill write something if anyone shows intrests

[stringyworm]

Ok hold on…

Listen. Enma Yuuken. I know hes the mc insert just for the comics and everythings about readerxcanon but please!!!! Hear me out.

You know the little windmill in the top corner. Theres a house next to it. Imagine. Youre the groundkeeper of the school. You take care of the campus when schools out and clean mostly everything and are essentially the school janitor. I have like a fully whole thing in my brain thats been stewing for months because i refuse to be isekaid to another world with magic only to go to school again. Id rather be the janitor honestly i already do that alot. But like my oc (who lets be real is really just my self insert so their personality is my personality) lives in the house near the windmill.

Youre a resident of the twisted wonderland world so you have some magic. Been living on campus and keeping it for 5 years (cooncidentally the same amount of time as leona has been a student) when this guy just appears at school (were going by comics events). But crowley asks you to house him for a bit and you have to agree hes ur boss. (Then the prologue happens and he gets moved to ramshackle as an offical student with an official dorm)

And enma is a stronghearted guy with strong morals. He seems like the type of guy to be duty bound. He was originally supposed to help you with cleaning around the school but was taken off the task. But he still goes back to help you when he has free time…

I am down abysmally for a carefee life where i have a place i can live on my own surrounded by grass and trees and animals and that guy who comes occasianlly to help with work and taste test cake i make myself sometimes.

[decadentenemyturtle]

Some other nights

Chapter/Promt 3 coming a bit late for @sdavid09 writing challenge.

Pairing: Dain Ironfoot x Rienna, Thorin’s company x the siblings

Words: 1840

All the chapter's of Some other nights

Rionna could still smell the foul odour from the troll's cave. And it had been an hour, maybe two when they had started to walk towards the city of Rivendell.

Gandalf and Thorin had found weapon's - as in, swrods and daggers and kinds of - from the cave and since Rionna and Gabriel had none in their eyes, they gave them swords.

"Well, it's kind of futile to give these to us, since we can't use these kind of... weapons" Gabriel had said with an frown. Thorin and Gandalf shared an look, both seemingly confused of how these two didn't know how to use an sword.

"We have different kind of weapons. They... Well... Are some what close to arrow and bow, I guess" Rionna had said, even showing her gun to them. But Thorin had glared at her and then the gun at her hand, and told her to use the sword instead. Then he had turned and went to talk with few of the dwarves. Rionna had stared after him for a second, before she turned up to look at her brother, who in turn was glaring after the dwarf king.

"I don't like him" he had growled. Rionna rolled her eyes and decided not to say anything. If Gabriel didn't like someone, then he didn't like them, and she had no intrest of making her brother to like someone. But she had to admit that she wasn't a big fan of this Thorin neither.

Then they had encountered the "brown wizard" called Radagast, who was an interesting and somewhat weird person in Rionna's, Gabriel's and the company's eyes. But surely anyone with dirty clothes and bird poop on their face could be a bit of an interesting character to anyone. And even at first when he seemed to be in drugs.

Bilbo, the small man - a hobbit as the siblings learned a bit later on - and few other dwarves gathered near the siblings as they had waited the wizards to finish their talk. And as they waited, Rionna suddenly felt it. The weird kind of... pull... in her chest, somewhere between heart and her back. And her bearing must've changed quite quickly as the other around her had looked at her with worry.

"Are ye alright there, lassie?" the dwarf with reddish, long hair and beard - Dori? Oin? Dwalin? No, Dwalin was the grumby, bald one... - asked. Gabriel was immidietly by her side, his hand on her shoulder, peering at her worriedly.

"Yeah, yeah, it's just... I just...." Rionna had said, staring at the woods, frown on her face. The feeling didn't leave, instead it had settled deep in her chest. Then she continued "I just got a weird feeling in my... I don't know, around my chest" The dwarves and Bilbo shared a look, while Gabriel frowned and looked down at his sister worriedly.

"Are you getting ill?" he even asked. Rionna looked up at him and shrugged. She felt fine, other than the weird feeling in her chest.

"I doubt it has anything to do with a sickness, master Gabriel" the white haired dwarf says as he steps closer to the two siblings. Their eyes snap at him and they wait him to continue, but instead other dwarf takes his place in explaining.

"Aye, it would seem that miss Rionna has found her One" the fat dwarf - Bofur? No, Bombur! - says with an fond smile. Rionna tilts her head and stared at him.

"My sister has found an what now?" Gabriel asked. And so the dwarves and Bilbo went on explaining, what One was, and how lucky Rionna was to find her true love. Rionna and Gabriel weren't sure how long they explaind all this to them, but they knew they were just scratching the surface with all this information. And by the end of it all, Rionna just wanted to laugh.

She had found her "true love" or it at leas existed in this world. And they called her lucky to find it! For what Rionna knew about love, it could be beautiful or monstrous! But she hadn't figured out which this would be. She hadn't even met her supposed to be One true love. So how could she know, if this love was true or not, if she didn't know the person behind this pull. And how was she suppose to find the said person?

It all stayed as mystery to her for now, since the wizards had done with their talking and had merly waited - in amusement - that the dwarves and a hobbit would stop their talk. And after they had finished, Gandalf walked back to the group, eyeing Rionna with a little mishievous twinkling in his eyes. Then he turned to address the rest of the group.

"This monstreus dog we saw earlier had come across with a group of wargs and their rider's..." the dwarves started to yell at the same time, their voice's muffing together so that none could understand what they were saying. "... AND THEY ARE ALL DEAD" Gandalf's voice boomed over the dwarves. Bilbo, Gabriel and Rionna had stood quietly and stared at the grey wizard, Bilbo being a bit worried and scared, Gabriel being just curious of these wargs and Rionna was worrying over their safety. They were suddenly keeping too much voice for her liking.

The dwarves had quieted down thanks to Gandalf's booming voice, and they all stared at him. Gandalf looked at them with an similar look the dissapointed teacher would give to his student's. Then he turned to Gabriel and Rionna.

"The dog is also dead. Radagast found it as it was killing the last of the orcs and wargs, and managed to kill it with his magic" he says, then glancing at his brown friend. Radagast gave look to the human siblings and then he turned back to Gandalf. Gabriel Ronna glanced at eachother, glad to hear that the dog was now dead.

"Never have I seen anything like it before. And I do wish that this was the last one I see. But, alas, as the dark ages are rising, I fear more of them will appear" Radagast had said, sounding now more normal than when he had arrived. Gabriel took a step towards the wizards, addressing both of them with an serious look.

"Radagast, it is nice to meet you. My name is Gabriel, and this is my baby sister Rionna. We hail from another world and that monsterous dog you saw earlier came from our world just before we did" Gabriel addres Radagast, who in turn stares at him with keen worry in his person. "And we came in here from a sort of an portal, made by the... Well, kind of an wizards's of our world. And unfortunately that dog was not the only monster that lives in our world, but whatever the dog or the other one's might appear in this world, I do not know" Gabriel finishes. The silence is heavy around them as everyone takes the news in.

"So, these wizards in your world can sent these kind of monster to our world? As well as your kinf of men?" Thorin asks. Gabriel turns to him, and nods.

"Yes. But these wizards are not good like these two are. The wizard's from our world work for the goverment, for the enemy..." Now most of the company were frowning, for how could someone working for the leader's of the kingdom be bad?! "... And they have found a way to sent these monsters, or SCP's as we call them, to other world's. I'm sure this world of your isn't the only one where these portal's open" Gabriel tells. Radagast and Gandalf share an worried look, while the dwarves and Bilbo look each other in worry and horror. 

It was obious that these two came from far more dangerous world than they had expected.

No one had had anything to say for what Gabriel had told them. They all understood, well kind of, that their world was as dangerous as Middle Earth. After few seconds of silence, they had started to walk towards the mysterious destination, Radagast taking off to somewhere. Gabriel and Rionna had no idea, where this company was travelling to. They had a secret journey to do, that much was clear, but to where, they didn't know. While they were walking and talking with Fíli and Kíli, Bofur, Nori, Bilbo, and few others, Thorin and Gandalf were fighting with each other of whatever they should go to Rivendell or go past it.

"Maybe we should ask direction's to this place and go there" Rionna murmured to Gabriel, who lowered his eyes to her, his other brow up.

"Why? Here I thought we could have a little adventure with these guys" he answered. Rionna sighed and send an grimm look to Gabriel, who just shrugged.

"Haven't we gotten enough of it back in our world?" she asked, staring rather sadly ahead of her. Gabriel looked down at her and sighed, his face growing rather serious. The others had looked at them silently, until Kíli stepped next to Rionna, smiling to her.

"What about your One?" he asked. Rionna looked at the brunette and her brow rose.

"What about it?" she asked rather annoyed voice. Kíli leaned a bit away from her and stared at her as if she had grown a second head. What about it, she asked?! Surely she was crazy! Everyone around her thought.

"I don't think she understands the deep meaning of finding her One" Gloin, the red haired and bearded dwarf said, glancing at Kíli and then giving meaningful look for Rionna. She sighed and shook her head. Yes, she didn't understand it, and wasn't even sure if she wanted to.

The others kept on talking and she had stopped listening. Gabriel on the other hand took part the talking, seeming to enjoy these weird new friends of theirs. They weren't talking about the monsters of their world or anything too heavy, just some light chit chat. And finally Gandalf boomed that they would indeed go to Rivendell. However he had persuaded Thorin to go there, because he deffinetly seemed to be against going anywhere near the city. The other dwarves seemed to be a bit sour after hearing this news, but Bilbo on the pther hand seemed to be the only one to be happy to go there. Gabriel looked around them and then leaned towards his sister.

"Are you absolutly sure you want to stay in Rivendell?" he asked silently. Rionna looked around them, thinking why the dwarves refused to go there and were now grimm. Maybe there was something in the city, in the people who lived there, that dwarves couldn't stand for?

"Honestly? I don't know. It would be tempting to stay somewhere safe for once, but if the city is unsafe or something else, then I guess I'm following the company" she finally answered. Gabriel didn't say anything, just hummed. He would have loved nothing more than see his sister somewhere safe, but since they weren't from this world and he wasn't sure how dangerous it was in here, he didn't want to leave Rionna without being sure she would be safe.

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All of them bc fuck you 😂😂

I guess i was asking for this cx 

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

No not really?

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

Yes?

3. Are you a virgin?

Nope cx

4. Are you in a relationship?

Yes ^-^ Ye should all go follow her @music-is-the-last-to-go

5. Are you in love?

Yes! c: 

6. Are you single this year?

Answered in the last set of questions cx

7. Can you commit to one person?

Yeah?? I think? yeah

8. Describe your crush

Shes smol, always wears super cute outfits and her eyes are really pretty but shit at being eyes.

9. Describe your perfect mate

I find mate a strange term to use cx

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yeah but you should get to know the person first cx made that mistake its not fun.

11. Do you ever want to get married?

Yes c: 

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

Stupidly yes :/ 

13. Do you get jealous easily?

Very :/ 

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

My girlfriend cx 

15. Do you have any piercings?

Both my lobes streched to 12mm, my upper lobe, industrial, tragus, labret and nose

16. Do you have any tattoos?

Answered in the last set of questions cx

17. Do you like kissing in public?

Yeah but not fll on mauling cx

20. Do you shower every day?

Every second day cx 

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

i would hope @music-is-the-last-to-go does...

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Probably not cause i think kate is asleep cx im not intending on poing her to find out cx 

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

Well I’ve been in one for almost 7 months and I haven’t cx 

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

Eh maybe? idk i doubt it 

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

I am cx

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

Answered in the last set of questions cx

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

No? cx 

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

Yes... for 6 months.. woo

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

Nope

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

No but my chest and stomach are shit...

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

Yes.. oops

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

Yeah

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

Nope

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

Yeah cx

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Yeah

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

Answered in the last set of questions cx

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

Yeah cx

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

Yeah

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

Yeah

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

I cant write shit cx 

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

Yeah cx

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

;) no comment cx 

43. How long was your longest relationship?

11 months

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

8 kinda.. 

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012?

Nobody

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

Answered in the last set of questions cx

47. How old are you?

19 c: 

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

Neiher me or kate want to think about that cx 

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

Her bus pass.. jk her eyes

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

Probably close the door

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

Yeah Kate and my friends for the most part 

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

Lots of people because they showed no intrest in keeping up th friendship/relationship we had so yeah... :/

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

Idk probably someone always has a problem with what i do with my life cx

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

Eh a few.. idk

55. Share a relationship story.

When i went to The Wonder Years with Kate up in Dublin i really wanted to ask her to come to my Grads and Green Daybut i was to scared to so after a while i asked her to Green Day and she was super happy but i wanted to wait till her favourite song to ask her to go to my Grads so i drank alot to gt the courage to ask i guess and i did but she wouldnt believe me because i was tipsy so i asked a security guard a random girl in the crowd and some random guy on the streets of Dublin to tell her i was serious cx they all did after getting of the confusion of what i was asking cx 

56. State 8 facts about your body

Answered in the last set of questions cx

57. Things you want to say to an ex

Go fuck yourself and that i hope your boyfriend knows your probably cheating on him too c: 

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

Chinese,

Pizza,

Cuddles,

Star Wars,

Photography

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

Ah here.. I’ve a profile thing? idk ill post one later ? 

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners

A year or so? 

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

Usually there eyes/smile and outfit cx

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

Idk cx ? 

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

Copulation cx 

64. What is your definition of cheating?

Being intimate with someone who isnt your significant other?  

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

Chill out fam cx

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

Answered in the last set of questions cx   

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

Adventure to some abandoned place and nice food and cuddles and kisses

68. What is your sexual orientation?

A trainwreck? Bi i guess 

69. What turns you off?

Smoking, Drugs, thinking your better than everyone else

70. What turns you on?

Neck kisses, cute underwear and making out cx 

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

I dont think ive ever had a wet dream cx 

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

My dad left me... Jk cx well he did but cx 

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

Buy my a 70-300 f2.8 L lens and a 1dx mkii ? or just a adventure and leave me take nice pictures of them

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

Idk pretty eyes? and lips i guess? idk im not really superficial with stuff like that 

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

idk??

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

Answered in the last set of questions cx

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

Depends on the situation

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

Secrets are secrets for a reason ;) idk really cx 

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

Idk i havent been in a while tankfully but its usually something stupid and clingy

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

Just now

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

Kate, Myles shhhh, Terrys also cute cx idk ? im not good at this shit 

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

Kate cx

83. Who was your first kiss with?

my first girlfriend ..

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

She was being a controlling asshole for months, it also turned out she cheated on my for more than half of our relationship 

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

I hve cx 10/10 would not recommenced 

[iflifesuckeatpie]

My honest Mr robot s3 theory

First of all im swedish so My english suck but bare with me! Okey, the two previous seasons there Have been a twist, the mr robot twist and the prison twist. Now if Sam Will countinue with this then I think Tyrelliot Will be the twist of season three, and here is Why: Sam Have said a couple of Times that he Have subtexted a thing since season one and thought that people would Have picked up on that but no one has yet. Now Sam Esmail is so fucking intelligent and everything he does Have a meaning. And I do not belive for a second that he would ever queerbait because Mr Robot is to fucking deep for anyone to do so, and like I Said before everything on this show is subtext for so many other things its crazy. And because I dont know or maybe cuz Sam doesnt go on tumblr and see the tyrelliot tag he hasnt seen anyone crack what he has been hinting since season one exept us shippers and he dont know that we know. Because come on! Now I ship like a lunatic and I Have never seen anything like tyrelliot. There isnt even subtext it is text! Even My dad is convinced without us two ever talking about It that Tyrell is madly inlove with Elliot! From the moment They meet its there, for god sake Elliot is biting his lip *insert that slowmo gif of Elliot looking up and down Tyrell * And The things Tyrell says to Elliot are just so damn strange . It makes no sense. IF you are not inlove. And I dont feel like I need to talk or explane all their moments to you we are blessed and Have episode 12 from the second season to do that for me. No one can say that that episode was not a sad romantic movie about tyrelliot. I could write a whole book about all the subtext that isnt really subtext becaouse Sam is so smart that It isnt even subtexted it is in the lines. My husband even reacted to When Tyrell stopped Elliot and Said " I belive in faith, there is a reason we meet, there is something between us I can see it" and I could not belive the words coming from Tyrells mouth. I dont know Why nobody talks about that scene more because it is so in our faces. It is a love story, i can name like a houndred love storys from movies or tv that Have used that line over and over, it is sooooo in our face. Now here is what I think and what Sam is making us think, Because Elliot or more Mr robots answer for Tyrell is that he is Only seeing whats in front of him not above him, and thats When Tyrell gets this "god "obsession. But what people forget is that he did not Have that before that moment. That was just him saying that they belong toghether and that faith brought them togheter, like a man inlove would say when he had had enough of playing around their feelings. Or am I just crazy? I mean that Sam would not frase that scene in that way if they were just bros Being bros. Okey enough rambling! This is what My theory is, in those three days Elliot as Mr Robot and Tyrell did the hack ofcourse but then finally something happend between them. The dark side of Elliot feelt conected to someone like he Have never done before. Something happened that made Tyrell fall deeper inlove with him, and thats Why Tyrell is so freaking touchy touchy with him When they meet again. And I do belive that Mr Robots intrest in Tyrell was at the start that "oh he is crazy and he is obsessed with us and we can use him to blame the hack on" but it turned after the hack and he Began to fall inlove with Tyrell. And that could also be a strong factor to Why mr robot gets so fucking mad everytime Elliot asks about Tyrell. And I Have read the book, and mr robot is screaming at Elliot like a Child accousing him for being obsessed with Tyrell, plus all the Times in the series aswell When Mr Robot gets angry with him for asking about Tyrell. hmmm maybe he does not want Elliot to know that Mr Robot is indeed inlove with Tyrell cuz that could show Elliot that Mr Robot has a weakness that Elliot could fuck with. Maybe thats Why the three days are never really explanied? And maybe becouse Elliot is Mr robot the feelings are slowy catching on to Elliot. Remember in the last episode of the first season When Elliot ask us Why is he even looking for Tyrell. Elliot does not even know Why he is so intrested in Tyrell. And When Elliot asks Mr robot in that basement : Why Mr robot is hiding Tyrell from him and acting like Elliot dont see him can that also Have with Mr robots fear of Elliot finding out or Mr robot not Sanna deal with his feelings toward Tyrell? I think that in the middle of season three we Will finally see those three days and I really hope that we Will Have one whole episode about just those three days. And at the end of that episode they Will kiss or do something big so the " no homo"-guys can shut up. Mr Ronot Have exploited all the craxy things with Elliots mental illness and to Have his other personality fall inlove with another person and Have Elliot realize slowly that he must also Have feelings for that person is so interesting to me (now im sorry IF I offend anyone about that please correct me IF I said something stupid.) So it becomes full time fucking Canon from Elliot/Mr robots side too! And then we can look back at the other seasons and that would make so Much sense. And all those who where so blind Will Have their minds Blown! All this strange things Tyrell Have said to Elliot would make sense and even more his behavior after the hack and why he cried When he had to shoot him. And the fucking "I LOVE HIM" would make so Much sense for non-shippers. Because all of the rewiews I Have watch Have the Non-shippers so confused about that phonecall. (Mohahah) I hope that Sam Will pull this off. Becouse no one beside us shippers would see it coming and it would Have been a twist that would Have been going on since season one. And to finally Have a ship become canon in that way would just be changing Tv once in for all. And it would make the whole show so Much deeper and darker and it just feels like it is so fucking close guys. I hope Sam does this or I Have been fooled. Now this is My theory, its shitty and I dont know myself IF I ever explained anything I just want to talk about tyrelliot again!!! This tag is so dead!!! Five months to go right?! Okey im so tired but Canon tyrelliot for season 3 Sam! We need it!