#maybe can also be translated into Take care of Olga Marie

[empty-dream]

Me:

[elektrischemaidchen]

Lisztober #6: Oh, Love as Long as you Can ;)))

Since we burned the metronome in the fireplace, the song has a few rhythm problems at the beginning, but we DON’T care anymore. (Normally it takes a bit longer to master or adjust the songs, but unfortunately there's no time for that at Lisztober. It wouldn't be a challenge, otherwise ;)) The theme of day six - Oh, love as long as you can -made our heads spin. Actually we had already written down everything we wanted to say in our first single “Zeitmaschine”... and here we are again. Oh, Franz and his women. Franz and us. So, let's go into detail one more time.

Honestly, this is actually our (my!!!) favorite thing to write about. I don't think there's any other topic that has been so much discussed in Liszt's life, as his relationship with women. And there is no other topic that we have dealt with so intensively than this one.  (Good luck, Lacelove. Write your own lyrics.. and thanks for making me think my own intro filters are silly ;)) ;))  Incidentally, the chorus consists of quotes (!) from Duplessis and Charlotte von Hagn. Anyone who has noticed this can write down an A+ in Liszt studies.

Whoop, whoop, Coppelia and I are “back in the game”.

So, @franzliszt-official, when will you finally answer our „Sehnsucht“?

Andi f that’s not enough, here‘s a highly explicit sexy picture of my most private part: My ankle.

Steamy lyric translation ;):

We know of twenty-six women In Liszt's life But there must have been many more Twenty-six is really a lot But one thing is certain: He had No syphilis Yeahy!!!! So here am I: Twenty-seven And I'm giving it to myself really hard ( to HIM, in German ;)) My first wish: Trapped in at Château Marlioz Her old husband Is not the boss Anyway, I put Adele in the closet And -without further ado- I dishonored Franz Franz, oh Franz, Don't worry You've already spoiled me for everyone else Franz, oh, Do to me in the night Whatever you want Before you come back in the morning To kill your piano I kicked Marie into the river Rhine To do everything with him, Which is not at all appropriate Duplessis body was Not yet cold When he was already showing me His elemental force Franz, oh, Franz Don't worry You've already spoiled me for everyone else Franz, oh, Do to me in the night Whatever you want Before you come back in the morning To kill your piano He dumped the stupid Lola himself And then he practiced His preludes with me, extensively I duelled with Olga Janina She didn't know yet Who would get the short end of the stick ( this is a German wordplay, I had to leave it like it is, because of ..you know) I am most fed up about Caroline No problem She'll get rid of herself Franz, oh Franz, don't worry You've already spoiled me Spoiled me for everyone else Franz, oh, Do to me in the night Whatever you want Before you come back in the morning To kill your piano Maybe he was just looking for love? Maybe for salvation under dirty sheets? Oh, haha, HUMBUG! Franz, oh Franz, don't you worry You've already spoiled me Spoiled me for everyone else Franz, oh, Do to me in the night Whatever you want Before you come back in the morning To kill Your piano...

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I would also like to use this post to say thank you: yesterday we reached the 100 monthly listeners mark on Spotify. I have no idea who you all are or how you found us, but the fact that someone really appreciates our „little shriveled heart thing“ makes us unbelievably proud. (And I think it's wonderful that our second single “Zeitmaschine” is now no 1 of our most popular songs ;)) The Maidchen's motto has always been:  If there's at least one person out there who can relate to our songs, then we've fulfilled our mission. Thank! You! So! Much! Even Nerd-Girls can be anything :)

[guardiantempest]

Learning With Manga: Riyo’s Udon Servants

Y’know, for a gag manga, Riyo has put in a lot of thought obscuring his Servant’s identities and giving out only hints throughout the comic’s run. The first three Servants (Rider, Assassin and Berserker) had their biographies spelled out in the print bookbut not their actual names (not that it’s needed, the hints were big enough).

I’m saying Udon Servants because they were apparently made by mixing Udon dough with Grail mud.

Due to the ridiculous amount of images, I’ve added a cut.

EDIT: I posted this without the cut. Oops. EDIT 2: Changed some wordings

Rider

Okay, pastel-colored bunnygirl. No specific identity tied to a rabbit (that I know of) so her appearance is a red herring. Could be anyone at this point.

Passion for filmmaking. There are a lot of influential movie people throughout history from old to new. At least the set equipment implies a director.

Severe hatred of Thomas Edison? Well, I guess that narrows it down to more old-timey directors. Back in his time he screwed over a lot of people, including many foreign filmmakers by plagiarizing their works.

A Trip to the Moon? There’s only one director who has that in his repertoire and that is Georges Méliès. That probably explains her outfit as a the rather-tangential nod to moon rabbits. Her Noble Phantasm is apparently a loooot of her film reels...made out of very volatile nitrate (which destroys Chaldea in the process). She also references older films like Purple Noon when chatting with Olga.

Assassin

Okay, woman with a gun, presumably with lingerie? Perhaps she’s a secret agent, or a modernized take on those assassin seductresses. Throughout the comic she’s shown to be adept with information gathering.

Definitely affiliated with spycraft. I don’t know any woman involved in such line of work (the one female secret agent I know is Nancy Wake, who isn’t). However this is Fate and genderswaps can be a thing. That O&C provides a pretty big hint to her identity. According to Google, it can stand for “Official and Confidential” affiliated with the one and only J. Edgar Hoover. Y’know, now that her identity is revealed in that tweet above, the comic’s art style makes it vague whether she’s really a genderswap or just crossdressing. Yes, the FBI did have a brief history of crossdressing to catch perps. Too bad her Noble Phantasm is practically useless to those who don’t care about keeping secrets.

It’s kinda funny how Riyo gives all his Servants personality quirks, like Melies’ seething hatred to Edison and occasional lapses to violent solutions. I guess this quirk is meant to be more “gap moe”, kinda like that Yakuza househusband? It’s really endearing. Still, I think Olga scored a keeper. In a standard Grail War she can be pretty useful if deployed correctly (and maybe easier to work with than Mata Hari).

I like her suit, I hope it’s one of her ascensions.

Berserker

Woah, she big. There are a lot of significant giants in mythology, and her modernized appearance provides less hints than expected. She ate Nursery Rhyme several pages later and becomes a mainstay in the Children’s Kingdom.

Keep in mind this is before All the Statesmen event on JP, but that blue ox(?) is a clear indicator to who she is: Paul Bunyan, North American folklore figure. This doesn’t come off as a surprise to us since we already had said event spelling it out for us. Unlike her murderous portrayal in the comic though, in-game she’s a total sweetheart who just wants to help...by terraforming any wild terrain in the name of civilization.

Lancer

We first see Lancer impaling Gudako in a comic. The folks in the livestream joked that she’s genderswapped Van Helsing. It seems to make sense, showing that spike. But they clarified that it was a joke so that’s out of the window.

Something of value? She’s referring to fossils. What about the lightning? It’s a reference to her real life counterpart who survived a lightning strike. That’s right, this woman is Mary Anning! A servant who’s not a genderbend this time!

Totally a raging lesbian. I’m not sure if that’s historical, a reference to a recent biopic, or merely a personality quirk. Maybe it’s an extrapolation to her network of women. One of her skills (Sea Lily Charisma) does let her attract women to help her out. Her canine companion is very cute, at least.

She does have a point. As a Lancer she wields giant prehistoric fish. From the speculation I saw on Reddit, I think it might be a reference to a manga/doujin of her being a mage and can summon living counterparts of her fossil. Her Noble Phantasm wasn’t showed because she got tag-teamed by two Sabers before she got to use it.

Archer

A cowgirl! There are quite a few notable wild west legends like Billy the Kid. This one looks like she has animal ears, or just really weird hair. Using a rope and lasso is indicative of “generic cowgirl”, for a Heroic Spirit to wield it means she must be known for using it.

Coyotes, huh? That pretty confirms it: this cowgirl Archer is Pecos Bill, raised by coyotes and most famous for lassoing a tornado (then riding it). According to the print book, one of her personal skills is Rodeo, which allows her to ride something and not fall off (but it’s in no way similar to the Riding skill). Yeah, being raised by coyotes pretty much translates to coyote animal ears...and feral instincts.

I remember reading on Reddit that one of Bill’s feats is shooting down stars, so that might be why she’s an Archer. Riyo sure is drawing from a lot of western influences.

Saber

Well this is a curveball. The very distinct attire should narrow it down though I don’t know which culture seems most appropriate. While there are more than a few pregnant women in mythologies, the comic clarifies that the real Servant is the unborn baby and the mother is just tagging along.

Well, that’s certainly something. I remember reading somewhere that back in the old ages, saunas are used instead of hospitals for childbirth in snowy regions of Europe. The unborn Servant has a Courtship skill that causes him to hit on almost every female he comes across.

There are a lot of guesses for his identity, one of which is Väinämöinen. A demigod who spent a very long time in the womb, can speak while in there, and was born an old man. The evidence feels shaky and debate rages on.

Caster

Jesus Christ, Jeanne, what are you doing?! I just added this page because it’s hilarious.

Mouse maids! A miracle that they survived getting chopped up into bits! It’s rather vague on who they are, guesses include the Rolling Riceball (which is just Benienma’s story) and Ratatouille, funnily enough. Most of their appearances so far is just pandering for Gudako (giving Onigiri, enabling the WiFi, providing Dakimakuras) as an effect of one of their Personal Skills (Servitude).

Their profile says that this isn’t their true form (maybe as a consequence of getting turned to noodles). Their Territory Creation should allow them to make a dreamland and provide anything, but for now all they can make is a good-enough kitchen and onigiri.

Another Personal Skill is Reproduction, which allows them to rapidly increase their numbers when left alone. Nonstop. This can get out of hand fast. People in the comment section were speculating various rat-related myths, primarily ones with a swarm theme.

Although it seems the rats are up to something.

Well that’s terrifying. A guy on Reddit assumed that the mice is connected to Raigo, the accursed monk. I thought it was a very dark take on a folklore/fairy tale, something about mice fattening up someone to eat them.

Okay, the mallet and the sack is definitely a clue. Apparently that represents Daikokuten, who is frequently portrayed with mice near him. I understand what they were trying to do. All this time they were trying to build up for their true power. A god of good fortune and/or prosperity is not to be messed with, especially if he’s currently incarnating RIyo Gudako as a pseudo-servant.

I think their Modus Operandi is pretty horrifying, yet also makes sense. A Master cannot simply summon a god under normal circumstances but summoning its herald(s) who, in turn, will make way for their patron deity seems totally fair.