#may we all have dreams of nomming on mobei cookies delicious thighs

[mymoshangthoughts]

ya know what i shouldnt do with my time? think of moshang as crk characters. ya know what im doing with my time? exactly that lmfao

look, all im saying is that a northern demon king cookie would fit really nice into crk (prolly somewhere in the beast yeast cuz lbr) and it'd be really funny if he was introduced bc while visiting some nice mountain of cookie cultivators (lolol), suddenly the tour guide is kidnapped! now we must venture on to 'rescue' our tour guide from the northern desert! why would the ice demon king cookie suddenly kidnap nice little hamster accountant cookie?! we'll solve the mystery and save the day and--why are we now at a cookie wedding?

in a confusing turn of events, it turns out that was a proposal? or a pre-wedding kidnapping? or?? point being, hamster accountant cookie is very happy here and has no desire to be rescued, so i guess thats okay??? besides, so long as we support the wedding, looks like ice demon king cookie will help us against dark enchantress cookie (long may she reign, my almighty blorbo) and really that's our priority

this is what happens when youre suffering from moshang brainrot but decide to play some crk lololol i have no regrets