#max: thats what i told him but the whale said no so hurry up and get dressed so we can kill that guy
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Max is the most important and specialist little guy ever. He's at the center of like at least 15 prophecies and like at least 11 of them are just about him killing people
#max: saaaaaaam wake up its the whale dream again#sam: little buddy this is the fifth dream youve had about the world ending. honestly at this point i say let em do it#max: thats what i told him but the whale said no so hurry up and get dressed so we can kill that guy#sam: or we go back to bed knucklehead#max: yeah okay. that tracks
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