#max jagerman taggie

[grossrottie]

Thinking hard about Max and Richie…and Pete too omg

I’m such a sucker for bullies, oh god

[grossrottie]

Thinking abt Richie, Ruth, Max and Pete…

I have crushes on all four and it kills me!!!

Aghhh…imagining Richie getting flustered and confused when being flirted with. Maybe he doesn’t realize at first. I keep going back and forth between “I wanna comfort him” and “I wanna bully him even worse than Max”, and I love both scenarios.

But I’m currently imagining flirting with him and seeing just how bad I can make him sweat. Pretending not to realize as I brush our hands together on a project, giving him smiles that are just a bit too warm to be exclusively platonic.

Omg and then bullying him for it if it’s in a bully!au— but I’m in a slightly soft mood rn, so:

I’m also thinking of anticipating his needs. He’s stressing about being nervous and sweaty and I just pull out a lil spare shirt and some anti-perspirant.

Oooooh and Ruth too!!!! She’s so darn touch-starved, I’d love to tease that 🫣 Maybe she’d look shocked and just freeze up for a second, trying to figure out whether she imagined the friendly touch. I’d give her a smile and maybe lean into the touch a bit to indicate that it was intentional. AAAAAAA she’s so desperate and it kills me /pos. I wanna give her the affection she craves (and the bullying that she deserves /hj/lh)

Max is so hot too. He really makes me crave the ‘Break the Haughty’ trope with him!!! I’m a bit taller than him so I’d love to tease him about that. “Wow, king of Hatchetfield High and you can’t even reach the top shelf?” even if he’s only a couple inches shorter than me. Heehee

AND PETE TOO UGH

His little bow tie and suspenders are so cute and endearing, I want to kiss him and kick him in equal amounts /pos. I might not be a girl but I’ll fulfill his “I just wanted a girl to like me” dream regardless >:3

Eeeeeeee they’re all so good

[grossrottie]

I need Max to bully me and I also need to bully Richie and Peter and Ruth.

Equivalent exchange and all that…gotta be fair 👀

[grossrottie]

About Me:

Rottie or whatever else ya wanna call me

Adult

They/he

Look below for tags that I use, a DNI, my ship tagging and a list of ships you can blacklist if you'd like, etc!

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Tags:

(Use them as a blacklist or a way to peruse your interests, but don’t go to the tags of a topic you know will trigger or upset you, and then come to me upset about it. It’s literally on the bag)

#shipcest tw - shipcest ships or content

#age gap tw - age gap ships or content

#unhealthy relationship tw - what it says on the tin

#drugging tw - same as above

#drugs tw - content involving drugs

#dubcon tw - dubious consent ships or content

#unreality tw

#ask to tag - any post that i’m unsure of the tagging/content warnings for. if any of them could use a tw in your opinion, let me know the common blacklistable tag to use and I’ll add it to the relevant posts

#nsft warning - suggestive or nsfw topics. minors may follow me but please do not interact with any of my posts tagged #nsft warning. once is a soft-block, twice is a hard-block.

#selfship tag - general selfship posts and reblogs (see the links below for a page of all my fictional crushes, plus a more in-depth page with selfship/fictional other plotlines and ideas!) Both are very image-heavy!

https://grossrottie.carrd.co/ (Fictional Others and Self-Insert plotlines)

https://rottencrushes.carrd.co/ (All current Fictional Crushes/Others)

I personally love sharing F/Os! c: The more the merrier! However I'll be listing my specific character/crush tags below the read-more soon in case anyone wants to blacklist!

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Oh, some DNI:

Please don’t interact if you’re an anti-shipper (specifically someone who harasses others for their ships. You don’t need to like every ship, nor do you need to be comfortable with them! But if you harass others for tastes in fiction, please DNI.)

Please don’t interact with any posts tagged '#nsft warning' if you’re a minor

Please don’t interact if you’re pro-contact for any of the Big Three (pedophilia, zoophilia, necrophilia) or consanguinity (irl incest)

Please don’t interact if you are trans-racial or support trans-racial identities

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Ship tagging:

the format will always be ‘A x B’ or ‘A x B x C', etc, with the oldest character being first. If I’m unsure of ages, I usually do it in alphabetical order.

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Selfship tagging:

in alphabetical order! feel free to blacklist if you're uncomfy sharing, or peruse if you enjoy sharing! c: these are not all my f/os, but they're the ones i've posted about at least once before! all tags will have the character name followed by 'taggie'

archie the inventor taggie - Balamory

art the clown taggie - Terrifier Series

baron afanas taggie - WWDITS

beelzebub and gabriel taggie - Good Omens

beetlejuice taggie - Beetlejuice Musical

bunnymund taggie - ROTG

cicero taggie - Skyrim

count olaf taggie - ASOUE Netflix

donna noble taggie - Doctor Who

edward mordrake taggie - AHS

eleventh doctor taggie - Doctor Who

fear tag - Inside Out

gambit taggie - Deadpool & Wolverine

geralt taggie - The Witcher Netflix

giles taggie - Whodunnit?

harper the doctor taggie - Degrees of Lewdity

jackie tyler taggie - Doctor Who

johnny storm taggie - Deadpool & Wolverine

kevin taggie - WTNV

marco polo taggie - I Saw the TV Glow

max jagerman taggie - Nerdy Prudes Must Die

moon taggie - FNAF

mr paradox taggie - Deadpool & Wolverine

nicepool taggie - Deadpool & Wolverine

peter spankoffski taggie - Nerdy Prudes Must Die

pitch black taggie - ROTG

richie lipschitz taggie - Nerdy Prudes Must Die

ruth fleming taggie - Nerdy Prudes Must Die

santa claus taggie - Violent Night

sazed taggie - The Adventure Zone

severus snape taggie - Harry Potter

sixth doctor taggie - Doctor Who

strax taggie - Doctor Who

sun taggie - FNAF

sydney the faithful/fallen taggie - Degrees of Lewdity

tenth doctor taggie - Doctor Who

the creature taggie - Lisa Frankenstein

toymaker taggie - Doctor Who

twelfth doctor taggie - Doctor Who

warren the eagle taggie - DHMIS

william afton taggie - FNAF Movie

wolverine taggie - Deadpool & Wolverine

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Fandom and misc tags:

alphabetically, not sorted on frequency. some are one-time posts but i'll still list them in case anyone wants to blacklist

ahs (american horror story)

ai discourse

ask

asoue (a series of unfortunate events)

banner request

beetlejuice

black butler

cabinet of curiosities (the netflix show)

cloudsnap (the fan-made warrior cat)

crush tag (not quite selfship, but characters i still like)

deadpool and wolverine

despicable me 4

dhmis (don't hug me, i'm scared)

dw (doctor who)

dol (degrees of lewdity)

dr liveblog (danganronpa liveblog posts)

fnaf (five nights at freddy's)

fun and games (reblog games, tag games, etc)

gender discourse

good omens

hannibal

hp (harry potter)

i saw the tv glow

inside out

iwtv (interview with the vampire)

kink discourse

lisa frankenstein

mbmbam (my brother, my brother and me)

mlp (my little pony)

my art

my ocs

npmd (nerdy prudes must die)

other's ships

reblog game (interactive tumblr games with a reblog element)

request

santa clarita diet

selfship tag

ship moodboard

tgwdlm (the guy who didn't like musicals)

the adventure zone

the quarry

the witcher

violent night

wc (warrior cats)

wc liveblog (warrior cats liveblog posts)

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Other info:

If there is anything that needs to be tagged, let me know!