#mattypoo

[avrmee]

Cuddle bug -Blarg

Summary: Matt and his cuddle bug gf

Warnings: Fluff, some swear words

It was currently 2am and Matt was in his office streaming with Grizzy, Smitty and Puffer. He has been in there for 6 hours now.

You understood that it was his job and you loved that he would put so much work and effort in his videos but you were tired.

It has always been a struggle to fall asleep and stay asleep for as long as you can remember, and being in Matt's arms helped a lot with it.

You quietly walked down the hallway towards Matt's office. You were in sleeping shorts and one of his hoodies.

Standing by his door you knocked on it , not thinking he would hear you but he did and told you to come in so you did.

When you walked in, he turned around in his chair with a confused and worried expression on his face. He obviously thought you were fast asleep in your shared bed.

"You okay,sweetheart?" He asked softly. You had his full attention. His headphones were off his head and on the table and his camera was pointed a bit downward to give a little bit more privacy.

"I can't sleep" You said and walked into his open arms. Matt pulled you onto his lap and wrapped his arms around your waist.

"M'sorry for bothering you" You apologized as you layed your head on his shoulder.

Matt gently lifted your head to make you look up at him. "Don't apologize for that, it's okay. And your not bothering me, sweetheart" He said softly and kissed your forehead.

"Do you mind me finishing this stream or do you want me to end it?" Matt asked you, wanting you to be comfortable. "No you can finish the stream" You replied. "You sure? Because I will end it the second you say you want me too, sweetheart" Matt said ready to turn off everything and cuddle you in bed.

"I'm sure" You say with a soft giggle and cuddled further into his chest.

Matt just nodded. He positioned his camera in a way that they didn't really see you, maybe just a part of your hair but you were mainly out of frame.

He knew you liked your privacy and he always respected that boundary.

So Matt finished the stream with you fast asleep in his lap.

Hii guys sorry I haven't posted in a while.

Uni is kicking my in the ass tbh

But I hope you enjoy and have a nice day <3

[st4rswrld]

His fuck me eyes go crazyyy 😫

somebody sedate me pleaseee

[mattztrip]

i’m having a sad slump day so i found matt and y/n anniversary pictures to make a follow up to the bday posts and also make myself feel better HEHE

whotfisyn posted:

“happy one whole trip round the sun mattypoo, i love you to the moon and back”

matthew.sturniolo posted:

“happy anniversary sweetheart, you’re my favourite part of every day”

Thank u for these I will now begin to MELT

[vanteguccir]

mattypoo was probably sleeping at home atp

[yume-seca]

AO3 is Down

Your body yearns for release as your eyes scan the screen with despair. You mutter out the words you read

"A couple of our servers have gotten a bit overwhelmed, so we're taking some down time to give them a chance to catch up. We'll be back as soon as possible!"

"THAT DOESN'T HELP AO3!" You shout a little louder than you intended. You slam the laptop closed and get up from your chair. The only issue is that your blanket is lodged firmly under your chair wheel and after a firm tugging you spin, slip, and hope for the best as the floor gets a lot closer; a lot faster.

......

......

"Babe..?"

You hear a concerned but solemn voice as you feel a hand on your shoulder. This would normally be reassuring but who the FUCK is in your apartment?! Your eyes jolt open as you sit up. The room is wholly unfamiliar to you, wood floors and brick walls? A MAN IN A SUIT!

"Did you kidnap me?!" You yell as you start taking a closer look at the possible investment banker. Until your eyes begin to really take in your surroundings. The hair. The suit. The New York loft.

"MATT FUCKING MURDOCK?!"

He smiles at you and waits, as if expecting you to launch into another tirade. Casually leaning back into the chair in front of the couch you're laying on.

"I don't think I ever told you my middle name, but it's Michael. The Catholic church typically frowns upon names like "fucking."

In that brief exchange it hits you. You have died and gone to heaven. Horny heaven apparently, but dying because AO3 is down and then getting an extremely vivid afterlife experience with Mattypoo himself is just about the best post life you could have hoped for. You glance down at his slacks to double check and yes, God did indeed grant him a dick that's about as secretive as Coachella.

He gets halfway through offering you a glass of water before you're off the couch with one knee placed beside his thigh.

"So you calling me babe earlier.... does that mean we have a clothing optional type of relationship?"

That smug smile you've seen on TV pops up like he knew this would be coming. He doesn't say a word, just pulls you the rest of the way onto him. His strong hands guiding your body as you start to feel his hard cock pressing into you.

"We've had sex on every piece of furniture I own, wearing clothes around each other just seems redundant at this point"

He's talking smoothly, but his face looks needier, like he's been waiting for this too. You tilt your head to the side as his lips find your neck. Your mind briefly flickers back to your aloe vera plant that's been going for about a year now. Hopefully someone finds it and waters it soon. But either way, you're certainly glad you ended up in Horny Heaven.

The End

[lyriumheart]

Sorry for the random ask, but I've been searching for context for something and one of your posts was one of the first I saw when I was looking this up. I just noticed that I had that JV person running defense for the Tumblr staff all over every post about the recent issues blocked, and I couldn't remember why. Then I found multiple posts about them harassing people and abusing their position. Are you able to expand on this a bit? This must be why I had them blocked, but I honestly don't remember. I'm also wondering why everyone is just taking his words at face value re: the "apology" if he has a history like this.

people seem to have forgotten what he was doing last year, that or the ones accepting his input are people who were on his side to begin with.

i only have my own interactions w him and that of a few friends in a tag, (mobile link) specifically two of whom he harassed, but there are others that had interactions w him as well and were also reporting him for it. i think beaky-peartree was one but i may be misremembering.

it's deeply ironic that he's defending staff as if he didn't get fired for abusing his staff position in the first place (contrary to what he may try to tell you). he literally posted about feeling 'betrayed' when he did get fired.

like make no mistake, if attention hadn't been brought to him back then, he would not have been fired, would still be doing what he did, and would absolutely have initially defended mattypoo during the initial banning of avewy and other trans women.

ftr i dont believe (or i would hope) that he would be defending matt now, given the direction matt's taken in just doubling down, but it's not a shock that he is on the side of the rest of the staff, as if a large amount of them aren't complicit in the ceo's behaviour.

the state of the website is NOT just due to the ceo, it's an issue with staff itself, and jv is proof of that history.

[mister-lady]

aWwWwww if ya wanted cuddles ya shoulda just asked mattypoo :}D!!! ill give ya cuddles until ur face is redder than blood >:}3!!! -the hotter twin (remus (ya know im hotter baby >;}3 ))

Mmnmhnnnggghhh,,,,...,,,.,,,

[pokefanbri]

An eventful day after work today to try & get some of my bigger things from my ex-husband mattypoo, he's more of an insensitive dickhead than I thought, we don't like Matt anymore he can fuck himself & kick rocks. Unbeknownst to me he left my cat there for me to take or leave behind, I ofcourse wasnt given a heads up & pleaded with those housing me to take her in too, I cant lose her she's my baby, my ex bf loved her as well she was his buddy. Tater is okay, idk if my ex husband is making this hard on me on purpose outta I spite or Alice's influence whatever i thought I knew him better than this, not only did he take my TV for keeps but screwing me over in little ways cuz he can in the process. I still care about him & breaks my heart to say this but definitely not my favorite person...not anymore, not for a while & I'm srry for that I really am dude, that ship has sailed a long time ago & my heart belongs to someone else. i have a good heart, im really trying to get out of this hole I put myself into (ehm with a lil help), doesn't feel like he cares that im struggling & trying to get me back for what I did, but I get it...I guess I deserve it.

Tater Tot is with me but can only house her in a cold garage, she can roam freely & I made it as warm & cozy as possible & she has her crate thank goodness. However for her sake I have to move to my own place sooner than 3-4 weeks later. I'll be calling into work tomorrow maybe. I'm so thankful for my friends saving us tonight, idk what I'd do without friends like them, im so blessed to have them in my life God made it happen for good reasons & im truly grateful to them & the whole family, idk where id be without their love & support 🥲❤

I'm stronger than I give myself credit for. I cry because I'm too strong for all the bs that I've been handling coming at me all at once or 1 thing after another I can't catch a break. Never a dull moment in my life that's for damn sure, I've been fighting for so long, & so hard this past year to get to a safe place to rest. I'm exhausted, but I'm almost there, my sanctuary. Sometimes I swear I hear my babe cheering me on in this schizo mind of mine. U got this Bri, I know u can do it babe, I believe in u. Hope it's true cuz it's what helps me to keep going

[bestybloby]

send this to ya boi mattypoo please and thanks so says the blob that ate everything 

[saintlaurentproblems]

Yea her views will be low bc it’s basically a movie rather than a video but I tho k I enjoyed it. I don’t really know much about her but her acting and comedic timing is actually so good??? Also the tea she spilled about Matthew throughout the entire video is... wow. He wanted her to cover up, he was controlling, she hated his parents, his dick game was wack... sksjsksk wow

Ever since she got casted as Cinderella, I really want to see her acting skills. I think she’s actually not bad at all. It felt very natural. I’m actually impressed.

Her ex is a LOSER. Bye bye Mattypoo.

[mattztrip]

i had an urge so i made a “bday posts if you were dating matt and bsfs with the boys” but im not a sturn account so i thought id put it here lmao

PART ONE LOL

whotfisy/n posted:

“happy birthday mattypoo, I love you tuff boy”

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING WHAT THE HELL😭

[sclostio]

Watching this cutie pie pie!!!! #mattypoo hims tearing up some apple mango pineapple banana sauce!!! #myboo #nannybaby

[listentothetides]

I love squishing his face #boyfriend #mattypoo #love #forever #lovehim #snapback #couple #perfection

[overthemountainss]

I miss summer #tbt #mattypoo

[emlyjo]

Pretty sure my background is the cutest thing ever. 👌👏😍💕 #soulmate #hoosband #babymama #mattypoo #soulsister

[bowserbanana]

buttstooawesome you sexy bitch you