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We Are Never Recovering From Telepathy: A Blab About Malteasers Post-Ch2 (They Aren't Old Men!)

*Note: This is labelled a blab as opposed to a dissertation because I wrote it in the moment, over the course of many messages, without any drafting. These are copy-pasted, with some edits to the format.

When Mallory is freed is he quiet or loud? What are the psychological effects of having people in your head for a long time and then losing that?

I know Mallory is a loud and talkative person, but is that how he always was or was it because he needed to remind himself what his own voice sounded like, or what his thoughts sounded like?

Was Matthew the first person to let him speak? Was he the first person who would ask him questions and let him respond?

(I wonder if hearing Matthew's thoughts has become very comforting for Mallory. Like yeah it gets annoying sometimes but most of the time it's funny and nice)

(Yeah especially because that boy does not stop thinking, it's like white noise-)

(Not the withdrawal they'll both feel after not being able to telepathically communicate anymore)

They'll be in a van travelling somewhere: Mallory will telepathically send Matthew something stupid, kinda like a mind dm, and they'll both laugh and refuse to explain to the rest of the group, then feel this deep sense of grief for something they didn't realize they'd miss.

It's like there's this new communication barrier between the two of them that they've never had to deal with before and when they notice the other needs them they can't do it as easily anymo-

(The amount of times Matthew or Mallory would think of something and wait for the others thoughts on it and it never comes,,)

You know when you laugh in a group and you look at the person you're closest to? Do either of them do that or do they not have that instinct because they've never needed it before?

Does Matthew get frustrated at realizing he has to learn how to read Mallory's face for the first time in his life? When most of their interactions have been in his dreams, where Mallory's face was this blurry incomprehensible thing?

Does Mallory get frustrated he has to use his voice, his best asset, to ask Matthew what he's thinking about? Does basic small talk with Matthew feel like pulling out teeth.

(They were so close, but was that because they'd make good friends or because they were in each other's heads?)

(The way their internal dialog has molded to fit each other and now they have to learn how to be by themselves again-)

(FUCK,, they ask so many questions and now no one can answer them)

(The fact that both Matthew and Mallory were both deeply lonely people before they found each other-)

(Not to be gay but they do think about each other a little too much in the middle of the night-)

They are the most platonic love people in the cast, but yes they do that constantly.

Mallory didnt sleep very much because he never needed to, and Matthew always kept him up because he had things to ask him. It was like a routine for them.

And I wonder what Matthew's dreams look like now. Does he include Mallory in them? A version of him entirely based on Matthew's perception of Mallory, so his face is clear and he can't quite answer Matthew's questions right, or maybe he even sounds like Matthew.

Or maybe, in the funny way dreams are, Dream Mallory says nothing, but Matthew understands what he means to say anyway, in a way reminiscent of how they used to talk. Does he wake up crying? Does he turn over at Mallory on the bed next to his and catch him staring at back at him.

Mallory, and his friend who he shared a telepathic link to for only about a year, yet whose absence he feels like a severed limb. Mallory, and his boyfriend whose companionship and love Mallory has allowed to thaw and freeze him in time. I'm starting to think the divinities just love like that the kitsunes aren't special !!!

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💗 i would like a list of all 3 million potential pairings please 🙈

my god, i would love to take the time out of my day to give that to you, and just know that we can ship literally anybody and everybody because that’s all we ever do in the first place and you know how much i love doing that with you too. my favorite writing partner everybody, bre is hands down the best partner in the whole world, and i’m lucky enough to be able to have her at all. she’s mine and i’m never going to let her go because i love her so much! she’s literally the best thing to ever happen to me and i know i wouldn’t be here through the shitty times and all without her! everybody better go follow her right now and send her all the love i swear to god, because she’s the only person on this hell site that shows me the attention that i deserve! also that list of potential pairings is below the cut, and don’t say i didn’t warn you. 👀

send 💗 if you’re open to the possibility of a romantic ship eventually happening between our muses

all these characters are up for shipping with all your characters:

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[slapplebees]

hi @schmoft 🩷 i search in conversation-ed to relearn some things and here's what i found:

1) Jasmine does get her body back; she spawns back in her old body, and fully loses her mother's body and the plush lamb doll she kept part of her soul in.

it's devastating, and you made a really beautiful grief metaphor about it that hit me like a truck. basically she gets her old body back and her soul fits in it and she can use magic again and breathe and feel alive but she hasn't felt farther from her mother and that feels like dying you're fucked up for that !!

that really only tells me i have to get rid of the blonde wig on pinkgoat Jasmine after she resurrects on the ppt so i'll go do that grill don't you worry

2) we got into a discussion about house demons and posession, and with the new lore that the house demons Batch A had a weaker spell and Batch B had a stronger one, i am spinning in a little tub of water so let me explain:

Batch A had a weaker connection to their humans so Jasmine escaped easily but has had to work so so hard for the past centuries to maintain her stupid weak bond to her mother and keep her mother's body intact and not fucking melting so she desperately takes the drugs and whatever else she can to do so. and maybe she's stuck in a loop of not wanting to look in the mirror to see her mother's face slightly wearing down and melting through the centuries but also wanting to so badly because how else is she ever gonna see her again she is literally wearing her face

in general, escaped Batch A demons are worse for wear, a lot sicker, and less likely to survive without a proper body but Jasmine fucking made it Work because she Has To.

Batch B demons have a stronger connection, which is harder to break but more stable after the demon has escaped

so for Mr. Potter, his escape was hard-won and brutal, but he's generally less sickly than Jasmine and less dependent on the drugs which is how he survived Out of Town in his stolen body (also, i guess he used to live Out of Town so he has experience weathering it out there good for him-)

meanwhile Mallory's soul is bound to Matthew so strongly and it's worse they're friends so there's some Love there too (normal levels!!) and like we see in Ch1 the bond is strong enough Mallory can touch Matthew here and there and he hates it he hates it it's awful and horrible

anyway if either of them knew about the Batch A & B thing, Jasmine would so want Batch B's spell if only to keep her mother with her (not realizing that means her mother's death would have to be awful and deliberate and not a slow but quiet death like she had, Which means Jasmine would have to kill her which would be her first real actual kill since attempting to kill her brother and herself for the "greater good" which really just sounds like damn she has an awful track record of having and finding reasons to kill her family wow maybe she is an awful person but that's the Heavenly Virtue speaking maybe she hasn't fully unlearned all that), and Mallory would want Batch A's spell because it would make pushing Matthew away so much easier (not realizing it would be trivially easy to kill Matthew and if he ever did accidentally break out and take Matthew's body he'd die pretty easily AND yeah he'd have Matthew's body but at that point there'd be no bringing him back and if he failed to maintain the body with pills etc. he'd watch his friend melt and he can't bear to do that)

anyway none of this matters it's all just something something they have what the other (theoretically) wants but they don't know that. but I Know That. also be careful what you wish for, ALSO Jasmine's bond to her mother and Mallory's bond to Matthew are both strong and as important to the characters: one's familial and one's platonic, but both are at a certain point self-destructive as hell idk maybe it's not just kitsunes who are allowed to be super mega insane and it's knocking around in my head

if Jasmine and Mallory ever met that would be Crazy but they would definitely not and that's a good thing good for them i will now eat a single polvoron made out of dyed gym chalk goodbye thank you for letting yourself get isekai'd