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3.0 in 2013

[yourmilwaukeebeers]

pics of matt that make me go humina humina vol. 1

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

Opinions on Archie, Matt and Shelly?

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[austronauts]

Hi bestie I'm making a presentation on Mitch to my friends (please don't ask I have immeasurable brainrot and need to get it out somehow) but I don't really know what to include to really encapsulate all of his... everything so what are your personal favourite moments/ important Mitch lore. Also if you could drop some pics of him sitting on men's laps and engaging in otherwise questionable activity that would also be appreciated lol

oh my GOD. that is SO CUTE and i am so so honored to be called upon to help you with this incredible project.

i feel like (although its in need of an update. not me doing quarterly updates of this mitch marner primer like it's my actual job) my mitch marner primer will have a lot of the content you're looking for (if you haven't already seen it flkjdlsss. apologies in advance for the insanity of this even existing) *also my matt martin tag, justin holl tag, and patrick marleau tag has a lot of adorable gifs and photos!)

random things that immediately come to mind are what justin holl and alex kerfoot and Zach hyman said about mitch that just STAY WITH ME because i feel like they convey what mitch means and is for the people around him: justin holl: “you can’t really put into words how much Mitchy means to this team” alex kerfoot [when asked about where the leafs miss mitch the most - when mitch was out with injury i think]: "we miss him everywhere" zach hyman listing the things he'd want on a desert island: mitch

Other lore stuff (this is going to be very stream of consciousness and messy...apologies in advance)

The way Mitch draws SMILEY FACES and stuff on his gloves to remind him that hockey is supposed to be fun (and sometimes he writes Z on it - presumably for Zeus. Other times he's written H on it for Hayden, a child cancer patient/friend that Mitch befriended during his London Knights Days, which you can read more about here)

THE ENTIRE ATHLETIC ARTICLE about what mitch was like during his London Knights days https://theathletic.com/2469915/2021/03/25/mitch-marner-ohl-season/. THIS IS SUCH A GOOD ARTICLE but does have a paywall…if you don’t have a subscription, copy+pasting the athletic link into here should allow you to bypass

This video of Zach asking reporters if they caught Mitch singing loudly in the lockerroom lmao. I just LOVE how every single Leaf immediately points out Mitch as the one who's most likely to always be busting out into song and dance. I just know he was a Gleek when he was younger i just KNOW IT

What Jon Cooper says about Mitch. i just know jon cooper is smackin his lips somewhere out there wanting to sign mitch to play for him. Coops i know what you are

The way it's literally IMPOSSIBLE for mitch to go ANYWHERE or do anything without acquiring at least 3-5 doting father figures who want to kidnap him and squeeze him like a stress ball (same)

EVERY. SINGLE. THING about the 2015 NHL draft class and the friendship between connor dylan and mitch. every single thing

The way Mitch takes ANY and EVERY opportunity he can to gas auston and his teammates up! and his general inability to chirp anyone without immediately backtracking (most noticeable in the leaf to leaf with matt martin) and being a big loser about it. I know he always says he LOVES getting under his friends' skin and being annoying but i feel like this is like the time he asserted "he was thick for his size"? aka patently false but we love the DELUSION for you, babygirl! no but fr - it is generally impossible for mitch to get through any media appearance without complimenting or referring to auston at LEAST once. that boy is a simp to the core for auston matthews. this i think is even sweeter because - idk about now - but it's pretty clear that mitch's dad saw auston as a massive rival to mitch and a threat to mitch's potential success with the leafs? so mitch's friendship with auston and general "HEART EYES HUMINA HUMINA AWOOOGA HES SO GOOD HES MY BIG BOY HES MY MASSIVE MAN" demeanor about auston is all...in spite of his dad

The way he's never met a goalie he hasn't fallen in love with

The way he loves all dogs and kids (and the way kids seem to gravitate toward him). he's a CARICATURE of a man.

The way he complains and whines SO much whenever his teammate posts a photo without tagging him, even if he's not even in the photo. the constant need for attention. the babygirl behavior!

The way he sTILL HATES VEGETABLES and distrusts soup because of the texture and YET will make "ice cream soup" by mixing it with a spoon until it's all melted before he eats it. like what the fuck? what the fuck.

his utterly guileless warmth and happiness and enthusiasm for LIFE, hockey, and his PALS. he's a little stupid sometimes but he's so sweet and so CUTE and just a little k-pop group maknae-coded man

The way he melts himself into older players' families so thoroughly their kids believe that mitch is actually one of them

Moments of Mitch sitting on other players' laps or generally needing to be the most tactile physical-affection craving baby:

mitch and matt napping and spooning

this just makes me laugh bc mitch...wat are u doin

anyway, i will end this with what my friend said about mitch: i think once you're friends with mitch you just accept that he will be cuddling and spooning and draping himself over you. look. all these men clearly have the tired expressions of 'look, mitch just happened to me i didnt have a choice.'

[mrswhozeewhatsis]

ChiCon 2017 by the numbers:

15 photo ops (some shared, some solo)

3 house guests (who my cats both abandoned me for)

4 wildly successful projects

1 failed project

1 okay project

1 sunburn

14 mysterious bruises

1 non-mysterious bruise

2 wildly swollen ankles (but not as swollen as last year, so that’s a win)

16 hours of sleep (6 more than last year, so another win)

1 completely and totally spontaneous hug from Matt Cohen 

1 impulse buy photo op

4 million more reasons to love Kim Rhodes

2 panels that made me cry, one from feels and one from laughter

5 loads of laundry

5299 pictures taken

2 instances of Stephen Norton making me weak in the knees (he’s a menace on that acoustic drum box thing)

3 times I couldn’t look Billy Moran in the face because I knew I’d blush and giggle like a fucking schoolgirl

2 failed and 1 successful attempt to look Stephen Norton in the face (and yes, I totally blushed, but suppressed the giggle)

1 successful conversation with Robot Mike

1 instance that someone looked at the back of my camera and fangirled so hard at what she saw she demanded to know where I post my pics and sat on the floor next to me DURING THE J2 PANEL to follow me on Instagram (Dear Chuck, please don’t let me let her down!)

4 times Rob Benedict smiled at me in such a way I almost had to make him stop so I wouldn’t cry

1 completely and totally unexpected hug from Rob Benedict

14 (this is a guess) people whose names I’ve forgotten but I love them

2 times someone came up to me and said, “Are you Mrs. Whozeewhatsis?) and I bravely resisted the urge to hide

3 (I think, I lost count in my bliss) recordings of demo versions of popular Swain songs heard, increasing my love of Rob Benedict to unimaginable levels

2 times Richard Speight Jr. did something suggestive in a cowboy hat and made me think, “Humina humina humina!”

1 time Connie with Creation almost made me cry (she’s so nice)

3 selfies with Creation folks who make me smile

1 fabulous-smelling Schmelfie (God, that man.... *sigh*)

0 instances of my “WOO” not working (Woo hoo!)

1 time Jared called me “Darlin’” and almost killed me

1 time my pinky finger totally touched Gil’s butt (I totally touched the butt. I didn’t mean to, I swear, but Mana saw it in the photo)

1 successful cosplay

18 buttons acquired

7 requests for DHJ/Ketch buttons to be mailed to non-con goers

2 crazy friends who wanted selfies with me on their phone

And countless new friends made!

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Fox news Panthers, Bucs ignite unpredictable QB carousel - NFL.com

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INDIANAPOLIS -- Jameis Winston is no longer the Tampa Bay Buccaneers' No. 1 option at quarterback for 2020. Cam Newton is terribly likely essentially the most easy option for the Carolina Panthers, and head coach Matt Rhule knows it.

These were two of the enormous takeaways from a frantic Tuesday of press conferences at the NFL Scouting Combine, which equipped essentially the most easy indication but about how the quarterback carousel will dash in the impending weeks. NFL organizations don't demonstrate all their playing cards in public, nonetheless it be pretty obvious which groups were searching ahead to continuity and which groups were originate for picks.

The Panthers files was once the greatest surprise. NFL Network Insider Ian Rapoport reported Tuesday ahead of Rhule spoke that the Panthers were intent on transferring ahead with Newton as their starter. Effectively being and timing would possibly additionally very well be two big elements why, besides to to Newton's high-shelf talent. Rapoport reported it will additionally very well be months until Newton's foot is sport-ready, which would complicate or stall any alternate market for him. After taking note of Rhule keep in touch, nonetheless, it was once obvious that he evaluated Newton's prior play and was once "unbelievably inflamed" to peep him in his offense.

"I fully want Cam right here. There is without a doubt about that," Rhule acknowledged Tuesday.

These are without issues the strongest comments all offseason from the Panthers group about Newton's sad future. Even though right here's a rebuilding Twelve months for the crew, the mix of Newton's well being, contract, talent and the likely lack of alternate alternate choices makes this a easy resolution. Rhule would possibly maybe nonetheless draft a quarterback to manufacture alongside Newton, then assessment what he desires to accept as true with after 2020. There is itsy-bitsy or no likelihood the Panthers would possibly maybe fetch a extra productive quarterback in free agency or a extra proficient quarterback in the draft.

A month prior to now, the Panthers appeared extra at chance of fetch a quarterback swap than their division opponents in Tampa. After Tuesday, that is clearly no longer the case.

"As a head coach it be a must to come to a resolution 'Is there the next option?' " Bucs coach Bruce Arians acknowledged Tuesday about Winston. "I truly do no longer know who's accessible. [GM Jason] Licht can talk to agents now, so we will fetch out with any luck in 36 or 48 hours."

This quote well encapsulates this DGAF piece of Arians' profession. No longer simplest is he overtly admitting that tampering is on the menu in Indianapolis alongside pricey steaks and minute cocktails, he's additionally entirely happy to point out you which of them quarterbacks he'd rob over his quarterback. Arians was once asked who he'd fetch up the cell phone for.

"Tom Brady. Philip (Rivers) is but any other guy. We'll peep," Arians acknowledged.

It be nonetheless probably that Winston finally ends up back in Tampa with the transition tag and even a two-Twelve months contract, nonetheless Jameis sounds fancy a fallback belief. Arians called Winston an "unknown amount" after 5 years in the league and bemoaned his sloppy December. It be worth wondering if this chatter motivates Winston to hunch in numerous locations, it is no longer forever really indispensable what the Bucs' passion level is.

If Jameis does pass on, one probably touchdown declare would possibly additionally very well be Las Vegas. Raiders fashioned manager Mike Mayock did an even searching job extolling Derek Carr's virtues Tuesday by announcing he ran Jon Gruden's offense "at a high level," while additionally noting they are originate to upgrading each and each set including quarterback. The Chiefs are no longer originate to upgrading quarterback. Neither are the Texans, Cowboys and even Payments. Mayock and Gruden -- who noticeably didn't keep in touch Tuesday -- were far extra definitive about Carr's function as their franchise quarterback a Twelve months prior to now in Indianapolis. I couldn't assist nonetheless peek Mayock declare that pocket presence is one in every of the greatest traits he looks for in a quarterback, and he's undecided if that is a skill you might maybe be taught. That is no longer one in every of Carr's defining traits.

The Titans, fancy the Raiders, are searching at this quarterback market closely without making too stable a dedication to their incumbent starter. Titans GM Jon Robinson acknowledged "we will peep the design in which it goes" with free agent Ryan Tannehill, while coach Mike Vrabel was once entirely happy to keep in touch about his weak buddy Tom Brady. This is in a position to maybe all be posturing for negotiations with Tannehill, nonetheless Vrabel doesn't seem fancy a guy who feels its principal to posture. He was once entirely happy to praise and fetch jokes about his relationship with Brady without ruling out pursuing him. It really does seem that half of a dozen NFL groups are horny in a high-stakes sport of rooster, ready to peep who moves first.

The Broncos, nonetheless, are sitting this one out. Govt John Elway acknowledged he would were occupied with free agents fancy Brady and Rivers in old years, nonetheless 2020 is various thanks to Drew Lock.

"We fetch he can accept as true with it for a prolonged time. Drew is our belief," Elway acknowledged.

Mitchell Trubisky stays the belief in Chicago, too. Given two months to mosey back statements about Trubisky as Chicago's Week 1 starter, GM Ryan Perambulate doubled down on the thought. Coach Matt Nagy intimated there would possibly additionally very well be opponents at the set with a high quality backup, nonetheless Perambulate clearly isn't forever really ready to accept the possibility that his alternate up for Trubisky would possibly maybe elaborate this technology of Bears football.

In fairness to Perambulate, Nagy and each person else who spoke Tuesday, resolution makers are set in a tense declare in Naptown. They don't even know the foundations they'll be running below with the collective bargaining agreement striking in the balance, and so they're factual weeks far off from enacting their offseason visions. They want to fetch files in March, no longer at the podium in February. That's the reason so many coaches and resolution makers maybe envy Invoice Belichick's method to the media at the combine. He doesn't keep in touch in any appreciate.

With all that quarterback enjoyable out of the technique, right here were my other takeaways from Tuesday's press conferences.

1) Franchise tag season is upon us. Elway confirmed that safety Justin Simmons will fetch the tag if the Broncos can't come to a prolonged-duration of time agreement. Bengals coach Zac Taylor acknowledged he was once "very confident" that A.J. Green would possibly maybe be on the crew, which implies that Green is at chance of fetch tagged, too. Chiefs GM Brett Veach made it certain defensive lineman Chris Jones isn't forever really going wherever, so he's at chance of fetch tagged. Pass rusher Matthew Judon will hang to defend set in Baltimore with GM Eric DeCosta optimistic they are going to stamp him to a prolonged-duration of time deal. At worst, Judon is at chance of be tagged. At last, Chargers GM Tom Telesco mentioned the tag as an option for tight terminate Hunter Henry, which is continually a stamp that is exactly how this would hunch down.

2) Taylor received giant files when LSU quarterback Joe Burrow made it certain he's no longer going to tug a vitality play if selected No. 1 total by the Bengals.

"Yeah, I'm no longer gonna no longer play," Burrow acknowledged with the nonchalance of a 23-Twelve months-weak who knows he's extremely factual at what he does and is ready to be rewarded handsomely for it.

3) Jets fashioned manager Joe Douglas did his simplest to tamp down any alternate speculation about safety Jamal Adams, expressing some self assurance they'll fetch Adams a "Jet for lifestyles."

4) Three of football's simplest left tackles can be back subsequent season, ending speculation about retirement. Niners fashioned manager John Lynch acknowledged Joe Staley can be back. The Rams indicated they are terminate to a deal to bring Andrew Whitworth back, and Colts GM Chris Ballard acknowledged that Anthony Castonzo indicated he'll play in 2020. In Castonzo's case, the Colts nonetheless must determine a contract for what would possibly maybe be one in every of the tip tackles on the market.

5) When I asked Giants fashioned manager Dave Gettleman if he expected left take care of Nate Solder to be on his roster subsequent Twelve months, he equipped the verbal equivalent of "humina humina." That is one to peek. Within the meantime, Giants coach Joe Snatch refused to individually title a single participant on his roster so to permit them to know they all hang a orderly slate with him. Even Daniel Jones. Snatch then spent most of his time with the media explaining this protection.

6) Being attentive to Rams fashioned manager Les Snead, it sounded fancy linebacker Cory Littleton is L.A.'s greatest free-agent precedence. Defensive lineman Michael Brockers would possibly additionally very well be the bizarre man out in free agency and edge rusher Dante Fowler Jr. can be viewed as less integral to defend than Littleton.

7) Jaguars fashioned manager Dave Caldwell's comments on Gardner Minshew were valuable. Whereas Caldwell made a pair of cursory certain statements about Prick Foles, Caldwell acknowledged Minshew was once the form of quarterback Jacksonville would possibly maybe "fetch round." Caldwell well-known that Minshew's stats were better than those of any other rookie (fancy Kyler Murray or Daniel Jones, even supposing this rob is up for debate) and that the Jags want a quarterback who can fetch plays off-script. That is no longer Foles' strength. I produce no longer blame the Jaguars for being desirous about Minshew, nonetheless Foles' contract is outwardly unmovable. That makes Caldwell's lifestyles sophisticated in the impending weeks.

8) Caldwell didn't guarantee that Walter Payton Man of the Twelve months Calais Campbell would possibly maybe be back with the crew, indicating that it would possibly probably maybe depend upon how but any other moves play out this offseason.

9) After a pair of years of collecting as noteworthy vitality as probably in Houston, Texans coach/GM Invoice O'Brien is delegating one responsibility: Offensive coordinator Tim Kelly will call plays subsequent season.

10) Falcons fashioned manager Thomas Dimitroff introduced that tight terminate Austin Hooper and linebacker De'Vondre Campbell will hit free agency without unique contracts from the crew, likely that technique they are headed in numerous locations. Hooper is decided to strike it rich, especially if Hunter Henry is kept off the market.

11) After a pair of years of leaping by salary cap hoops to defend his crew together, Eagles fashioned manager Howie Roseman has extra flexibility this offseason. I stumbled on it piquant that he acknowledged he views this season because the originate of a three-Twelve months building direction of in phrases of their roster. Most GMs are alarmed about this Twelve months, whereas Roseman shows the work in phrases of prolonged-range planning. He acknowledged he's no longer taking a peek to supply protection to compensatory picks; he's taking a peek so to add talent. (In other words: Leer big headlines out of Philly this offseason.)

That is it for Tuesday. Tune back on Wednesday to peep which unique quarterbacks are nonetheless buying for esteem.

Apply Gregg Rosenthal on Twitter @greggrosenthal.