#matt bby love u

[mattscoquette]

me pretending to not gaf if matt responds to my questions so it actually happens

[b0ab3r]

BF!Matt Headcannons

❦ Bf!Matt who may be quiet to the outside world but when it comes to you he can tap your ear off. Always talking about his day, people he saw or videos he watched and always asking for your opinion

❦ Bf!Matt who knows when you’re sad or angry even if you don’t tell him and best believe that he will do everything in his power to make you happy again

❦ Bf!Matt who would rather spend his time with you then go to big gatherings. He finds comfort in you and rather spend his time enjoying and being comfortable with you then with sweaty people in a crowded room.

“ but matt you haven’t been to a party in ages go and enjoy”

“no i wanna stay with you”

❦ Bf!Matt who will always make you the passenger princess. It doesn’t matter if chris and nick are in the car with you, when u are there the front is your seat.

❦ Bf!Matt who will never force you to be in situations you’re uncomfortable in. If you don’t like a person you guys are hanging out with, it’s time to go. If you’re tired and don’t want to stay up, it’s time to go home. If another guy is looking at you weird IT IS TIME TO GO HOME.

𝒩𝒮ℱ𝒲！𝒩𝒮ℱ𝒲！𝒩𝒮ℱ𝒲！ 𝒩𝒮ℱ𝒲！

❦ Bf!Matt who believes that your pleasure is his pleasure. NO MATTER WHAT, matt willalways make sure you’re feeling more pleasure compared to him.

❦ Bf!Matt who keeps his beard just because he kiss its 10x better when he’s eating you out ( STAN BEARD MATT)

❦ Bf!Matt who leaves functions early just because you turn him on so much. I mean if you’re wearing a mini skirt he can’t control himself.

❦ Bf!Matt who has an INSANEEE breeding kink. If this guy can’t get u preggo best believe he is getting birth control pills so he can cum inside of u.

❦ Bf!matt who will tease you when your outside in public just so he can have fun with you when you guys get back home. He is DEDICATED to making you squirm in pleasure both outside with friends and inside with friends.

❦ Bf!Matt who chooses to clean you with his mouth once you have finished. He loves when you are overstimulated but will still always find a way to care for you after

“matt it’s too much”

“don’t worry baby almost done, you can hold up for a little longer hm’ ?”

❥ ¡AUTHOR SPEAKS!

hello bby’s this is my first post low-key scared but oh well

BOOST: what’s some more headcannons or blurbs i should post

[lizsstory]

Bad Day || M.S. x reader

a/n: ofccc bby !! i luv this ideaaaa !!

warnings: SMUT!, oral (m! receiving), deepthroating, gagging

i aint your ma so i cant tell u what u can and cant read soooo….

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

i woke up after a restless night, pulling my comforter off of my body, i stood up out of bed and walked over to the mirror. i looked terrible…

i sighed and went downstairs to make breakfast for myself as matt wasn’t home this morning.

i pulled a pan and ingredients out of my cabinets and began making pancakes, pouring the batter into the pan and flipping every so often. i realized i had to go to the bathroom. i walked to the bathroom and handled my business, then heard the smoke alarm going off.

great, just great!

I threw the burnt pancakes away and went back upstairs to get ready for work. i peeled my clothes off before stepping into the shower. i reached for my favorite shampoo then saw i was out. i sighed and finished my shower quickly as i was already running late.

i got dressed and went to work. my boss was nagging on me to finish my rough drafts, but i zoned out, all i heard was “blah blah blah”

my alarm went off, signaling it was time to clock out, and i rushed home to matt waiting for me. he immediately sensed i was upset and tried to get me to talk about it. i refused but ended up just spilling about everything that happened.

“im so sorry, ma, i wish i could make things better for you. trust me, if i could take that burden off your shoulders i would.” he spoke while rubbing my back and tracing shapes on it.

“you’re to good to me baby. i dont know where i would be without you.” i smiled.

“you know… i can think of a way to repay you.” i smirked while kneeling down to his waist level.

“is this okay?” i asked. he nodded fastly. i teasingly tugged at the zipper to his jeans, unbuttoning them slowly. i palmed him through his boxers before pulling his dick out, it sprang up to his happy trail before i took it in my hand.

i kitten-licked at his tip while jerking him slowly, moving my hand up and down. i then took him fully into my mouth

his veiny hands tangled into my hair, tugging lightly. i moaned at the tingling feeling, sending vibrations up his dick. he groaned loudly, pulling even harder at my hair. with that, i took him further into my mouth, deepthroating him, but he was so big, i couldnt help but gag.

the sensation of my throat clenching around him sent him groaning and whimpering above me. “fuckkk, pretty girl, im gonna cum!” he shouted before hot ropes of cum shot onto my tongue, down my throat,

i pulled off of him with a pop. sticking my tongue out, showing him his cum on my tongue, looking up at him with doe eyes.

“so pretty, did so good for me.” he said while closing my mouth, signaling to swallow.

he pulled me up from off my knees, giving me a kiss, before taking me to the couch. he pulled me into his arms as he turned on my favorite show. “i love you matt” i spoke softly

“i love you too, baby” he responded.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

a/n: lowk dk abt this buttt… anywaysss ! i luv yalll and tysm anon for the idea ! <3

a/n pt 2 : sooo… no head..?

[billiesgoodgirll]

js some lil thoughts abt abs taking u to build a bear for a lil date <;33 

sorry it’s so short n it’s not proofread so if u see a mistake shhh!!!

description: abs takes u to build a bear on a lil date <33 no use of y/n!! n reader is to be described very femme but no description on weight or skin color!! 💕💕

warnings: none!! js fluff 💌💐

☆ you told her a few weeks ago how u rlly wanna go to build a bear n that made abs get the cute lil idea to take u there on a lil date !!! so now here u r getting all dolled up ready to goo

☆ abs ties the last knot in the baby pink bows you have in your hair at the end of your braids (for my beautiful black bby’s abs will sit n braid your gorgeous natural hair n add lil butterfly clips and bows if you rlly want mls <333) n straps up your mary janes over your favorite frilly white socks matching your dress n cardigan <33

☆ then u both get in abs car her beautiful matte black doge challenger u choosing all the music ofc being her lil passenger princess as you drive there !!!

☆ you spend hours in the store i’m not kidding u end up getting 2 bc u pulled those wide doe eyes n pouty look abby can’t resist :((( “but baby you already have so many stuffies we can’t fit 2 more just 1” “but she’s so cute :(((“ she caves immediately after

☆ after stuffing your 2 bears you got the bunny n cinnamoroll build a bear !!! (you can imagine any other if you don’t like them bbys!!) for your bunny you get a strawberry scent n for cinnamoroll you get marshmallow <333 n you get the real beating heart n abby’s voice in both :((( (you can imagine what she says if you’d like!!! i imagine it would be one for when she’s out or whatever and you miss her n one just saying ily 💕💕)

☆ you get lil outfits for them both for your bunny a denim mini skirt n the cutest jumper ever <33 then for cinnamoroll you get his own onesie n sleepmask !!! “abs look how cute!!!!” you’d giggle all excited to her showing the outfits off when abs js wants to go as you’ve been in there for over 2 hours :/

☆ now it’s time to name them you start w your bunny naming her abby (basically u js made abs in bear form :3) and cinnamoroll, cinnamoroll as that’s his name <33 n abby js scoffs n goes on abt how she’s sm better than your abby bunny >:(

☆ finally y’all get home n your in bed abby n cinnamoroll in your arms as you lay on abby her reading quietly out loud as you murmur lil thank yous and i love yous sleepily cuddling both abbys n cinnamoroll your other stuffies lined up next to you drifting into a peaceful slumber <333

[puppersfluid8xd]

here’s my list of all my favorite death note ships and y I like them

lawlight: I feel like there’s nothing to say here bc it’s so obvious??? Like they’re so obviously gay and who doesn’t love seeing them be silly gay rivals?? I do think in a canon where L didn’t die they would be end game but idk how we’d go abt it *except* for like just serving time and giving up being Kira and then L and light become a thing (7/10 ship)

Lawlightmane: Shakaoshshhdkd I luvvvv this one bc I luv misa being happy and I also luvvvvvvv poly representation, however I do see light as almost strictly mlm or masculine attracted so I think his and misa’s relationship would be more like “she’s a best friend I wanna protect and keep happy so what better way to do that than being (one of) her bf(s) 🥰” like i think it would be mainly if not only platonic attraction on his side for misa, idk I can just never rlly see light w a girl, anyways I think in all other directions it would be fun and everyone would luv each other and it would be so cute (9/10 ship)

mellodramattic: once again I feel like there’s little to say bc it’s so obvious?? But they’re so cute and I luvv em and I luvv seeing em happy, although I do think they will get w other ppl for fun, I’m not sure if they do it together or if they find sumone one on one, yk however they want to be in their open relationship. I think they both know they want each other more than anything, and I think Matt gets protective of Mello and I think mello probably gets jealous, but they do still work it out and have fun w other ppl as a small thing (10/10 SHIP BBY)

lawtsuda: I luvvv lawtsuda I think it’s so so so cute and I think they’re both just silly lil ace neurodivergent bois who get each other and luv each other, they’re just bois being bois n they luv it and I luv seeing it (8/10 ship but i dont think they’re more canon than lawlight)

mikalight: I think mikalight exists in the canon where L does die, I think he’s almost a dream replacement of L for light. I mean they’re very similar, the black shaggy hair and the sharp attractive figure the strong sense of justice and the (mainly) monotone voice and their grip on controlling their emotions their smarts etc etc. I think mikami is a version of L that light at sum point or another wanted and yet eventually he realized that he liked all of those qualities on L bc L challenged light w them, and light eventually does end up luving mikami for mikami. he still finds mikami to be his type even if he can be a bit of a sad reminder of his dead luv L, but they’ll still grow old together in a nice house (or cell depends on how u see Kira’s reign ending) (8/10)

But mainly my favorite death note ship is almost any death note character (including Ryuk) X me <33 :P

ANYWAYS FEEL FREE TO TELL ME HOW U DISAGREE OR AGREE AND ADD IDC BUT DONT DO ANY OF THAT IF U SHIP KIYOMISA OR MERONIA BYEEEE <333

[eternaldecisions]

please make a bot on cai of hockey player matt × actress user! 😭🩷🩷 i love your bots!

I WILL, N THANK U BBY IM GLAD U LIKE IT !! and i’m cookin on a lot of things🫣

[redswaberkez]

ok so its been more than a month since my graphic screen is arrived and bein used almost every day for 6-12 hours its time to do a lil review under the cut

(obligatory warning for longreads my english is a crap and yada yada) my bby boaris (kabanchik) cintiq 16'. (old one from 2020) I bought the tablet for a loot of reasons, Very Reasonable ones and not so reasonable too LMAO. Earned money with blood and sweat (literally💥) ANYWAY. Tablet's size is perfect for my needs, not way too small, not way too big, the screen workspace is the same with my old laptop (give or take few mm) This cintiq isnt from manufactor, its used before tablet from someone else in 'from the assembly line' condition. As soon as tab arrived i immediately ordered a ptotective film to prevent the appearance of The Hole. You what im talking about.

I was afraid that it would be extremely inconvenient for me to work with it and that the purchase would generally be unsuccessful, because before ONCE IN MY LIFE 7 yrs ago i had an experience w cintiq 24' and it wasnt really comfortable then. AND i had always used a regular plain tablet. BUT NOOOPE everything is PERFECT and i love it.

PROS!! - brain loves to see what u are actually drawing. Its easier to control every single move and stroke therefore it drastically buffs your skill. The progress of it development i mean. U have to get used to it. the tablet itself wont give u a 'make my skill insane button' u have to WORK ON IT obviously. (says the one who've been stuck in cps for a month straight OUGH) - it works as another monitor. so u can do whatever u wish using two of them. or u can just buy random tablet screen and use it as a SINGLE monitor lmaooo. -doesnt overheat (my main display overheats noticeably thank god i dont need to place my arm over it). -uses one single thicc cable which divides into three at the end (usb hdmi and power cables) - thin, from 1cm to 1,5cm +-, wheights somewhere 1,5kgs, has small stand legs which gives it ahh +- 30 degrees tilt angle. U can travel with the tablet but it needs pc or laptop to be connected with. -i havent seen its guts but i bet the circuits are...fine... i hope so.. at least if it wont overheat then the circuits wont burn down.. makes sense.. yeah.... -I also didnt notice any problems with drivers or connection for this month. u just turn ur pc on and ready to go.

CONS. - ur neck is bout to die if u gonna work like me cuz its tilt is only 30 degs (u can buy a normal stand tho. or a monitor bracket and stop torturing urself). SHRIMP POSTURE CHEEEECK. - it doesn't have buttons like my tablet had. Its a taste preference honestly. for someone its a pros for me its a cons. EASILY COUNTERS BY it might seem crazy what im bout to say A KEYBOARD. you just need to get used to it. again. - should i even mention the price? ofc its a con. since mine is a former usage one it was a lil cheaper than usually. but I knew what I was buying ((WACOM)) so i aint complaining now. - small really small con: sometimes cps wont react to pen button clicks but ig its even a program problem than tablets (easily counters by pressing space button one time). its really just a biiit annoying and nothing special. It works great all of the time. - THE PEN TIP WEARS OFF WITH FIRST COSMIC VELOCITY. ig its affected by protective film (its matte). counters by TITAN PEN TIP (plus now its a weapon if u are brave enough) -due to its protective matte film there is a small insignificant diffs between two screens but its not really this big. At least between mine displays. Diff btw my old laptop screen colors and tablet is fucking HUGE (lap is a 12 yrs old veteran have some respect🙄) - OK OK OK LAST LITTLE NIGGLE. Since I play shooters like valorant and...cs.. and move my hand powerfully across the table, I HAD to look for *that very specific place* for the tablet so that everything would be perRRRFECT by millimeters (ocd moment)

notable mention that takes a special place in my heart

wait while we talk to your displays 😥😥😥😥 omg..... cried....died.... my sons...

thats all i can say for now

[residentrookie]

waiiit this looks fun thank u sm for the tag @twisted-tales-told!!! <333

a song for every letter in your username! ok i’m rolling up my sleeves for this one here we go

r: roslyn by bon iver

e: evermore by taylor swift

s: sea, swallow me by cocteau twins

i: i only have eyes for you by the flamingoes

d: delete the kisses by wolf alice

e: end of beginning by djo

n: nothing but mine by billie marten

t: the end of love by florence + the machine

r: right where you left me by taylor swift

o: only angel by harry styles

o: our prayer by the beach boys

k: krystal by matt maltese

i: i’ll be seeing you by billie holiday (had to do it im sorry)

e: eat your young by hozier

YAY!! i was right it was fun :))

tagging @messerflower @pretentiouswreckingball (good luck bby) @a-fiery-fox @tigolbittys @moongays @bludnik-a @xjustakay @peachwinne @culdogs @canyouhearmyfear @moony-t0ast if u also wish to participate :))

[rosslynchsslut]

Christmas Lights (Chris Sturniolo x Reader)

Summary: Chris and you are putting up Christmas lights, but Chris is pretty distracted by the super short pyjama shorts you're wearing.

WARNING: smutty, makes out sesh, p in v, overstim, pet names (mamas, baby, ma), soft dom!Chris, minors dni, 18+, Chris has a thing for your thighs kinda?, fluffy, unprotected sex (fem is on the pill, always be protected)

Chris's P.O.V

Y/N had been trying to put up lights since Thanksgiving barely fucking ended. She was a Christmas girl, everything had to be decorated by December the 1st and I had to be the one to help her with the task of untangling the lights and putting ornaments on the tree on the spots she couldn't reach. But plans changed ridiculously, I had to go to LA the on the 1st, so I couldn't help her decorate. Now, its the 12th and Matt's driving me over to her place. I decided to send her a heads up that I was coming home.

Me: hey bby, I'm omw

Baby💕: srsly? Today?

Me: yep

Baby💕: good, missed u. be home soon stay safe

Me: I will

I couldn't help the dumbass smile that I tried to fight off my face from forming. She was sweet for no reason all the time basically, it made me feel like more of a douchebag than usual.

Matt pulled up to Y/N's house that was already brightly lit up with colorful lights. The lights were on inside too, I thought she'd be in bed it was pretty late. "'Kay, thanks for the ride Matt." I quickly said gathering my shit and hopping out of the car without waiting for Matt's response. I quickly walked up to the front door and knocked, eager to get out of the cold and into the arms of my awesome girlfriend. I heard her giggling and tripping over air probably and I felt a smile creep onto my face yet again. The door swung open abruptly and she squealed before hurling herself at me. As we were hugging, I couldn't tell if she was crying or laughing or both. "God Chris, I missed you so much you idiot!" "I missed you to, ma." I carried her through the doorway and kicked the front door closed behind me. And my jaw dropped. The house looked amazing and totally decorated for Christmas. Lights lined every fucking corner and there was a gigantic Christmas tree by the couch with already presents underneath. "You like it?" She asked, kissing my cheek while wrapping her arms around my waist. "You did all this by yourself?" I breathed out, knowing very well she did I just loved messing with her. She held her chest in faux-offense "Uh duh, I live alone Chris. But its not done coz I still have to hang these lights up near the ceiling." She grabbed a stack of lights from the couch and only then did I notice how short her shorts were. Her short ass had to stand on her tip toes to reach the edge of the wall and when she did her shorts rode up revealing the curve of her ass, and I wanted to take her right there.

Y/N's P.O.V

I curse God for making me so goddamn short, it made Christmas decorating so much harder than it had to be. I was so close to hooking the light on the thin nail when I felt the large, warm hands of my boyfriend sneak around my back to rest on my abdomen underneath my shirt. I hummed in annoyance trying once again to hang the lights on the almost fucking invisible nail while Chris began to mouth at my neck. "Oh my god, Chris! You're amazing and awesome but I really want to get these up tonight." I half-giggled half-seriously told him. His lips were warm and comforting like his hands and I missed him so much that I admit I am definitely touch starved. He didn't stop the activity of his lips on my neck, and he began to rub soothing circles on my stomach. "God I love you, C-" I interrupted myself with a quiet moan as his tongue licks from my earlobe to where my neck and shoulder meet, he laughs at my reaction and smiles against my skin. He continues to nibble and suck my sweet spot causing me to lay head back on his shoulder and moan again with more intensity. He moves his hands from my stomach to take the lights from my hands and throw them carelessly away from us. I take the opportunity to spin around and press my lips against his, both of us groaning at the contact. Soon after the kiss becomes teeth, spit and tongue fighting for dominance over the kiss. I grab a fist ful of Chris's shirt and walk him forward to the couch, lay him down and straddle him without parting our sloppy kiss. I really wanna suck his dick so fucking bad right now.

Chris's P.O.V

When Y/N threw me back on the couch, I felt my dick twitch. She was so sexy but not in charge. I removed my lips from hers, a string of saliva connecting between our mouths. She already looked fucked out, face flushed, pupils blown wide and hair a complete mess. She was beautiful like this and I liked how no one else could see her like this. When she tried to kiss me again, I grabbed her hair gently giving her a reminder of who was really in charge. Her moan and nod were incredibly sexy and it went straight to my dick. I pulled her by her hair into a needy kiss, i wanted to feel her everywhere. Again I detached from the kiss and took off her shirt and bra, while she struggled to pop the buttons to my jeans. I laughed aloud a she bent down to use her teeth to get the metal button out of the fabric hole. "The one time you wanna wear jeans! Are you gonna help me asshole?" Her glare made me laugh again and I moved her head away from the jeans and unbuttoned them easily. Her face was adorable, filled with disbelief and betrayal. "Lay back for me mamas, let me see you." I whispered as I took off my jeans fully. Doing as told, Y/N laid on her back half naked and a horny expression on her face. I gave her a once over and bent over her to kiss her, my hands sneaking up her shorts to feel her wetness, she wasn't wearing any panties. I let a moan slip from my lips as I dragged my fingers through her slickness. Her gasps egged me on, and I slipped in two fingers. Almost instantly her back arched off the couch and a heavenly moan fell from her agape mouth. I began to be painfully aware of my growing hard-on in my boxers as I fingered her pussy. I think I could just cum in my underwear on the fact she was moaning so loudly and her back was arching so beautifully. "Louder baby, let me hear you." I urged her on as she began to gasp "ahh fuck, fuck" over and over signaling that she's close to her climax so I removed my fingers. "What the fuck? Yunno I was close!" She sat up on her elbows to stare me in the eyes, but I wasn't threatened. Instead maintaining the eye contact, I put the fingers that were giving her so much pleasure in my mouth moaning at the taste of her pretty pussy. Her mouth fell open again with a gasp of "Fuck" and I scoffed.

Y/N's P.O.V

When he scoffed, I swear I got wetter than before. Seeing Chris lick me off of his finger I loved so much did so many things to me and I felt like begging for his dick inside of me. I didn't know if I could take this anymore. "Chrissy, please fuck the shit outta me. I miss you, bub." The innocence in my voice tied with the nickname I could tell did something to him because his dick twitched and his pupils flooded with a newfound lust. He took off his boxers and I almost drooled, his pretty cock to finally freed from the black constraints of his underwear. "You wanna beg me again, mama?" His voice was whiny and filled with need but still so dark and sexy that I felt like I could've came. "Fuck me," I licked my lips, "Pretty please, baby." He whispered a "fucking god" and he snatched my shorts off. Finally, I was getting what I wanted for 11 days. "Yes, yes, yes" I whispered like a mantra and he jerked himself a couple times before aligning his leaky pink tip with my drooling entrance. He bit his lip and slid in, my back arched immediately. The pleasure-pain mix was so delicious my toes were already curling. "Fuck, fuck, ma... You're tight." He was whimpering as he bottomed out and laid his weight on top of me. I pulsed around his dick, pulling a breathy groan from Chris's pretty lips. Wrapping my arms around his neck, I began to rock my hips into him giving him the green light to hurry up and fuck me until I couldn't walk. He began to snap his hips into me, already going fast and hitting my g-spot with every thrust "Ah ah ah, god Chris" I moaned out as he threw his head back with a deep groan. His skin was flushed and his hair was wild, his lips were wet and swollen and I was proud of how I always made him like this. How I was wrapped around his dick, pulling whimpers from his throat. I reached up to touch his face and he looked down at me, slowing his thrust and hitting deeper bruising my cervix in a delicious way. "Oooh, Chris..." My voice was shrill and worn but it all felt so good. He grabbed my thighs and wrapped them around his back pounding into me once again, moaning and groaning louder while his heavy balls smacked against me, I felt so close. "Fuck, fuck, fuck" I gasped out, my warning that my high was almost there. "Yeah, mamas, let go come on. Cum, please fuck, yeaaah." Chris was so into it and his raspy voice pushed me to the edge, my orgasm washing over me in a powerful wave and it felt so good.

Chris's P.O.V

"Ahhhh!" Y/N yelled as her orgasm came over her, coating my dick her her essence. God, it was hot and I coukdnt help but to fuck her harder. I wanted to pull one after another out of her until she was spent. She yelled about the overstimulation and I laughed cruelly. "Yeah, you can take this dick ma. Imma make you take it." The cry that came from her throat threw me over, shooting my load into her pretty cunt but I couldn't stop I was so pussy drunk. I kept fucking into her, feeling my dick become over sensitive and our whimpers and moans mixing in the air as well as the smell of our sex. "Chrissimgunnaaacummmahh" I heard Y/N moan and cry out, I felt like I was going to too, so I grabbed her hand and pressed it to the couch. "Hold out f'me baby, I'm so close, ah fuck!" I put my face to her neck, I felt like I wasn't close to her even though I was literally inside of her fucking my cum into her over again . she just had that amazing effect on me. "FucckimcummingAhhImcumming" her words were slurred together and her rope snapped at the same time as mine. We were definitely going to get a noise complaint from her neighbors but the feeling was so overwhelming I couldn't give a fuck right now. "Oh my god, fuck ma." I laughed, it hurt pulling out of her soaked cunt, we both winced. She weakly smacked my chest, and gave me a smile that almost made me hard again. "I hate you" she whispered pulling me into a kiss. "I love you," I mumbled against her lips and walked away to get a rag to clean us up. Yunno, this was the best Christmas ever.

(kinda long, hope you enjoyed!)

[kensiolo]

REQUEST 4 U BBY 🤗

-living in a content house with them

- switching place (Matt and Chris)

-next door neighbors

-musician/singer!reader

-triplets model ur clothing brand

-best friends brother

-clubbing

-truth or dare

-filming car video together for the first time

- shy girlfriend, outgoing boyfriend

-college dorm roommate

-City lights and late nights

okay my brain tired but I tried 😚😚😚

okay so i LITERALLY need to marry you because you just gave me SO many ideas. literally love u i’m writing my vows rn

[snackugaki]

Mutant Mayhem Trailer Screaming

for the kids’ education

Can I... kick it?

YES YOU CAN.

hhhhhh not the slow piano melody versionnnnnnnn

hehehehhee “a new generation of heroes will rise... straight from the sewers”

new york city is, again, lookin’ very, even more new yorky love it for this ongoing franchise

i’M cRyiNggggggg

LOOK AT THEM!

THEY’RE SO ROUND!

...AND SMOOTH?

like when I’d wedge and set aside my clay balls for throwing on the wheel

my god the art direction of this movie??? mwah mwah mwah chef’s kiss, chef’s hot make out, chef’s fade to black

Leo is just... so pensive, while his brothers have fun being fruit ninjas bby what’s wrong? it’s fine

listen, I barely know these VA’s aside from Gumball’s but Donnie’s squeaky little voice... of course of course-- I need a conversation between MMDonnie and BayDonnie in a high stress situation just to hear the octaves rise plsnthnku

SPLINTER HAS A ‘FROOOOOOOOOO, AND! AND LOOKS LIKE A NEW YORK RAT (AFFECTIONATE)

(trying desperately to not feel my soul dessicate out of my body with music from my childhood being used because people from my generation were the ones working on this film)

...ah, why is the sai sharp like a knif--- haoihaoihahaha okay, no that gag will always be funny, critique retracted

they’re so SMOOTH

EVERYTHING IS SO SMOOTH YET LUMPY

SMOOTH AND LUMPY AND MATTE AND LIKE IF I PETTED IT IT’D FEEL LIKE FLOCKED VELVET

AYYY BEEBS AND ROCK WITH THE STEREO, IF IT’S AN AIWA I’MMA SCREAM

“The Laird” i c wat u did

this looks like it’d be like a macaron, liiiittle bit of crunch but then soft inside

APRIL! YELLOW JACKET LIIIIVES! OH SHE STILL GOT HER GLASSES! AND NOW WITH LOCKS!

“little shreks” hhhkkkhhhhhhhgggghhhh

“i-it rolls off the tongue better. ooze.” “OooOOooOOoze.”

mikey’s little waving arrrrmmmmms, peak mikey

god I just.. i j just lemm... i wannan... hold this art style gently, just so gently.. in my jaws... f.. for... for just a m inute, real quick

GHIHOWIRRRRRHGHGHRHRHARHRHHGHRWRWARRRGHGHH

i i i.. i’M juSt ssssssssss o ha so hap so happy, look at theeemmmm

[mattscoquette]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNcBGY6s/

So what I’m hearing is that Matt wakes up every day with a boner. I’d love to see that

matt bby lemme help u out 🔗

[autsturni]

matt bby i love u and i was listening ☹️☹️☹️ i HATE when they treat him like that it makes me so goddamn sad

[mochacoffee]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

OHOHO thank you anon!

i'm gonna narrow it down to songs i've listened to in the past few days that i have not posted about already

everybody hates the eagles by mcr (the elmont one) because HOOOOO it fucks

this ancient snippet of an unreleased song from a small UK artist which i will probably never hear in its entirety but am still very much enamored with all these years later. no title for it

contact high by architecture in helsinki because WOW that chorus is catchy!! it's like uhh pop but leaning into synth? with hint of owl city. very similar to turn the lights down by bso (of "sh bby is ok" fame)

matt bellamy's best live screams - this is a song in itself. but many of the screams are from stockholm syndrome which i can only describe as what it must feel like to run so hard you taste blood then leap off a precipice into open air

leviathan by leathermout. i fucking LOVE. this SONG. i want to be hearing it ALL THE TIME. i love everything about it. extremely unholy

thank you again!! i love talking about music :)

[sapphoherselz]

#where to begin

#LIKE GIRL FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN MAYBE

#there's canon neil josten inner monologue (the aftg series) and then there's REAL neil josten inner monologue

#nobody roast neil josten like neil josten roast neil josten

#AARON #AARON BBY

#show seth ur pengis

#it's not gay if u don't look

#seth will die if he don't see ur peenus

#quick quick!!!

#thank you væl for them it's a dream come true

#also i need to know how matt bagged danielle now

#who threw wieners at who

#story time?

#I LOVE YOUUUUU

CODE LIGHT OF MY LIFE!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCJ!!!!!! AAAAAAAAH!!!!!

am I understanding...that you believe...my silly little tweet...to give REAL neil josten inner monologue...

NGL that was HEAVILY inspired by your sethkevron...so...it's entirely your fault me thinks!!

also omg I'd like to believe that they threw wieners at eo at the same time...like...their connection was THAT strong...they knew they were meant to be...

couldn't sleep bc of the voices (anxiety) I'm just a girl why do I need to have responsibilities and yk what WHAT is a thesis actually LET MW GRADUATE!!!!!!!!!! idc if there's any mistake!!!!!! (I care so much BUT STILL!!!! goodnight!!!!) also yeah I have marriedreil a kid they're now parents jts a girl cause Andrew is a girl dad I'm killing myself on this hill.

[perkvpsvcho]

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ontem eu tava assistindo candela e escrevendo meus surtos no bds, só pro meu notebook travar e eu perder TRÊS HORAS worth de comentários hilários...... not taking that chance again, pq essa porra aqui salva os posts como draft pelo menos. so.

NÃO MAS uns dias atrás eu vi o aniversário do ronin e (um dia antes do matt e eu, diga-se de passagem), ele veio NO DIA da transmissão de um ep da c2, horas antes deles ficarem live..... aí esse tempo todo eu tava me perguntando se a laura ia falar alguma coisa, quando ia ser, pq com as minhas contas, o ep que eu tava vendo tava em março e ???? aí no ep que tô vendo agora (o ep que a marisha se fode espirrandoKKKKKKKK iconic), ela FINALMENTE anunciou que tá grávida e agradeceu ao sam por estar escondendo a barriga dela esse tempo todo........... eu tô com raiva que não percebi, mesmo sendo praticamente impossível pela altura da mesa )o) ALSO ela 300% foreshadowing o nascimento do filho??? a mulher é uma bruxa! anyway vamos lá assistir a marisha lascando uma costela

BEAU WITH GOGGLES BEAU WITH GOGGLES

BEAU DOESNT CARE SHE LOOKS LIKE A NERD

...do you want me to see thru your clothes? this fucking lesbian

jester your laura is showing!!!

oh

oh

o fjord puxando os googles da cara da beau TEM QUE TER na animação

O EFEITO DA VARINHA NA NOTT TBM KKKKKKKK

JESTER OFERECENDO O ANEL PRO CALEB ANDAR EM CIMA DA ÁGUA E NÃO TER QUE SE MOLHAR KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

NENHUM DELES VALE UM CENTAVO QUE SEJA

jester i see you romancing your player's husband

UGH JESTER IS SO MY FAVORITE THIS CAMPAIGN

man i miss ashley

my girls being cute

"it doesnt smell of blood and feces" sam e liam: YET

LIAM TEACHERS PET CONFIRMADO

JESTER BEST GIRL LETS GOOOOOOO

dmpc: What's your name? Travis: Fjord dmpc: Do you have a last name? Sam: Tough a mesa:

essas piadas com ford vão LONGE

the ruby of the sea is the best lay ever

[harp sounds] laura bailey

jfc from laughing hysterically to awful traumatic mommy issues background reveal moment I LOVE THIS TABLE

grrr saaammmm's mug

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT:

molly: extremely charming beau: very in shape BEAU. YOU FUCKING LESBIAN.

nott: are we sure we want to leave this place? people like us here jester: its only a matter of time before they dont lmfao

caleb: a todo mundo: INSIGHT CHECK

QUEBROU O CORAÇÃO DA NOTT EU TENHO CERTEEEEZAAA

marisha is a fucking beast e aí o matt leva ela pro hospital e termina preso dentro de um banheiro esse casal, sabe.........

how u doin bby

im dying babe how u doin

everybody's worried about marisha and thw whole time she's talking looking at matt

I'M GONNA GO TAKE CARE OF MY WIFE in the cutest most loving worried voice

LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO KEEP IT COOL [and failing] DOING THE ADS LIKE HES NOT LOSING IT BECAUSE HIS BABY IS INJURED

break gotta pee

MATT. IS. SO. CUTE. SHUT UP

HE FUCKING MOUTHED I LOVE YOU TO HER??????????? THIS FUCKING GUY im gonna kms

fut fut

wow... it took laura bailey being pregnant for me to think the belly is kind of cute? just dont think about it too much or its gonna backfire

nine [figures]? are they mightier than us tho?

omg we're fighting the ninja turtles

you have to be careful, we all have syphilis... EXTREME syphilis

37 POINTS OF DAMAGE ON ONE GUY

sam: oooh that's vax numbers

esse ambush TAMBÉM PRECISA ESTAR NA ANIMAÇÃO PQP

they havent had a bath in days, they kinda look like caleb

fucking love beau

marisha: this guy is our new gilmore liam: i am not seducing this person matt: you say this now marisha: 500 hours later we're fighitng gods with him

mds a marisha morrendo de rir e segurando as costelas

POOR MATTS SOUL

...eu ia só assistir esse,MASD A ASHLEY VOLTA NO PRÓXIMO FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE