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qeyond · 1 year ago

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all these wammy house bitches (except near) are out here eating mass amounts of sugar and its like, WHERE is my savoury boy?

it's matt deathnote. he's the savoury boy, eating boat loads of french fries with ranch and mello is feeling ill watching him shove a Checkers Big Buford into his gullet

#my secret kinship with Matt DeathNote cuz he's a lil hermit and eats like crap and just wants to hang out with his bf and no one else #qeyond sucks #matt death note #mail jeevas #god i love savoury stuff and fats and grease and salts #(i am much like a cat)#its my head canon and i get to make him as yucky as i want #but he's eating like WAY too much condiments all the time #SO much ranch SO much sour cream SO much ketchup SO much mayo #hes a fiend (its me im the fiend)#god i love big bufords they have a 50/50 chance of making my aging stomach absolutely scream #im blessed with a stomach of steel. unless i eat instant ramen too many times or i detect a Texture that is No Good #matt and i going to taco bell and having a blast and NEVER reaping any consequences for it <3

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