#matches malone i love you. absolutely absurd as you are.

[pocketramblr]

Read a fic where Bruce went undercover as Matches Malone to join Two Face's gang and Two Face was like ????? Bruce I've known you for over 20 years. It's going to take more than cheap cologne and a bad outfit to fool me into thinking you're someone else.

Genuinely I need Harvey, actual mob boss, to take one look at Bruce's mafiasona, which is just him in sunglasses and a drawn on mustache, to say "dude what the hell are you wearing" because it doesn't matter if his kids drag him that doesn't even register. But his friend of many years and homoerotic experiences? Yeah that's gonna hurt