#maskrambles

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I kind of understand the slimecicle masc lesbian allegations now

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Me: huh, I havent checked my follower count in a while, let me go chec-

*flashbang.sfx*

Me: ...... JESUS

but seriously, what the hell and where did yall come from- Im picking all of you up gently and giving all of you the gentlest of hugs.. thank you so much!! I don't really know what to do in his situation- this has never really happened before aside from back in Deviant Art times, idk, but really, thank you! I promise I'll try to get more fics out since Im going into Summer Break, Ive just- been playing Splatoon a lot lately.. and Sky... and some other games-

Anyway

here, have some cake :]

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Can't believe I'm alive to witness Tubbo say "Your honour, I am a top" in a court of law during an attempt to divorce Tommyinnit 💀

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Can we talk about how Philza is being dragged kicking and screaming into the gay roleplay 😭😭 first the polyamorous wife + assigned husband combination and now he's been assigned sugar daddy on top of that LMAO

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First day going well i see

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I was having trouble getting into Parkour Civilisation [FULL MOVIE] until I got to the part where he reveals that in parkour civilisation, the parkour pros only eat the animals that have completed a fucking parkour course. Peak.

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Thank you pierre

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Parkour civilization wedding where your vows are written in parkour and you simultaneously 180 (360 is too hard) one block jump instead of exchanging rings, and then it's a 2 block jump to kiss the bride, and then instead of throwing the boquet, whoever completes a parkour course made by the couple gets married next-

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Dream responding like clockwork whenever an exDSMP member says anything vaguely negative is my favourite form of entertainment. Like if someone I knew from class 2 years ago said they found me cringe, I would not get up in front of everyone and write paragraphs about it, that's so embarrassing man just let it go 😭

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If anything the existence of his child makes Sneegsnag sound even less like a real guy. "No dude Sneeg is real he just had a baby! It was born on his birthday!"

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Carre *overheard phil explaining mc mechanics to Baghera*: ...hola?

Phil: Hola!

Carre:

Carre: no entendi nada :D

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I wrote this a REALLY long time ago, (right before? or right after? DSMP ended), so here! Idk if it's anything, it's mostly unedited.

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"The truth" is the only black tiger video I didn't watch and I'm finding out TODAY that STAMPY was in it???????? I ran around my room kicking my feet when he showed up on screen, love that guy.

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Forever being randomly banned from Philza's chat SINCE 2019?!?! This is so fucking funny the plot thickens in a way no expects 😭

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Honestly one of my favourite things from the qsmp community is introducing me to the word "cubito" because it's so good. Like. I can't think of an english equivalent that is as versatile.

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How nice, Foolish

Foolish: I was gonna blackmail you for it, but I feel like-

Slime: *laughs* what an- I don't even know what I have that you could possibly want.

Foolish: Well see, that's the problem. I've learned after today that you are so wretchedly poor there's nothing I could blackmail you for.

Slime: Maybe like, also though, you've learned that like, friendship was like, the sweetest prize that you could truly gain?

Foolish: Friendship! Yeaaah.