#mashup/au whatever you wanna call it thingy lol

[stabbystiletto]

"They're all gonna laugh at you!!! 😫😫😫"

Okay so please consider a modern highschool au wherein it is senior prom. The theme this year is "A Night at the Masquerade," and Christine Daaé, feeling remorseful over a particular bullying incident, has asked the weird kid in class to prom.

But Carlotta, spiteful over being banned from prom after walking out on detention over said bullying incident, enlists the help of Firmin to set up a nasty little surprise over the stage 😏😏😏😈😈😈🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

[aldona-koi]

made a bit of a mistake in one my reblogs (legit mistook one post for another and slapped in the wrong thoughts in the wrong one AND reblogged the wrong one) buT O WELL im just laughing at myself for that LOL

anyhow

man, i want to make a canon divergence thingy? au??? whatever you call it?? like a mashup of some written works, finished pieces, and comics for an idea i have. it panders to my dnf loving c!dream apologist/rooter (i love his villainy, fight me) butt so hard. and like, c!george i get. c!dream?? im literally given crumbs, and i hate that. well not hating that he doesn’t do pov, just with this canon divergence thing, it makes it so annoyingly difficult. i wanna see more of his character cuz i feel like i’ll ruin his character if i don’t tread carefully enough. i wanna make a butterfly effect thing where i just change a few tiny points and maybe one big point as well, that can change the entire story (that’s how i like doing my canon divergences brainrot stuff) (also that would totally not be self indulgent LOL it’s so self indulgent it’s insane)

[stabbystiletto]

See it's a trick question because while Christine is inherently trustworthy and does have genuinely good intentions

Trusting her leaves you open to a prank by pieces of shi-- shall we say less trustworthy people lolololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

(it's a conundrum lolololol 🤣🤣🤣)

[stabbystiletto]

A bad banana with a greasy black peel 🍌🍌🍌🖤🖤🖤

(also look i just gotta say i am of the strongest opinion that this song is NOT a hit job or a diss track, it is a hype song, like it literally plays when he's planning/executing his great heist i 1000% believe that this is the kinda shit the grinch tells himself to get out of bed in the morning 😆😆😆

Especially in the 2000 film, given that that version is sung by Jim carrey and his grinch had earlier in the film had a whole damn conversation with his own echo it is not at all unlikely that he's just singing and dancing to this song in his head as he gleefully plans to fuck up everyone's christmas

It is his theme song and he fucking loves it

My personal headcanon is that the grinch wrote it himself 😆😆😆)

Whoops this was supposed to be a servamp post and i ended up ranting about something else lololol oops 😆😆😆😅😅😅

[stabbystiletto]

💕💖 All the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile☺️ 💖💕 🤢🤢🤢🐊🐊🐊😈😈😈

[stabbystiletto]

Aaaand here he is caught in the act lol 😆😆😆

A three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce 🥪🥪🥪☠️☠️☠️😆😆😆

[stabbystiletto]

I don't think it's ever gonna get y'know, like completely finished, but hopefully I'll be able to post what I've got so far in a few days maybe next week lol 😅

(oh my god this was not supposed to take this long lol

even when it's "done" it's still gonna look pretty rough but whatever lol 😅)