#maryschild

[thekrows-nest]

She had witnessed... something, as a small child. Even she is not entirely familiar with what it was, but she was put in actual danger due to it.

*nods* Los espookies. https://www.tumblr.com/maryschild/701293124280090624

And you got it. LT is... something fae. But in a twist of things (mainly my own spin) he's not... what most may consider "fae". He's not fae like the Victorian's thinking of cute, whimsical creatures.

Of course. I was thinking of the Fair Folk who you better not cross. Where you end up under the hill and often never come back. I was gonna guess fae prince but even the least of them is formidable

LMAO exactly that.

Gabby grew up on her grandfather's stories of their culture and traditions. There are things you just do NOT fuck with. And given what she experienced as a child, Gabby is extra "nope" about things. She'd survive pretty much any horror movie because she would do none of the things that most characters do. Granted, she also wouldn't FIND herself in such situations. ssdnbzdf

If Dove is a typical white person, Gabby probably has to be the voice of reason and pull them out of doing Stupid White Bullshit.

And yup. That's... precisely it with LT. But like I said, I see it more as like... unfathomable horror flavored as a fae if that makes sense dfjdxf

Even "prince" isn't Quite Right but... it's the best means of what I can describe LT.

And yeah LT has definitely... participated in such activities. You never cross the Fae. Don't do it. Do not piss them off. Do not pass go and collect $200. Nuh uh. Nope.

[key-the-kitty]

Haven’t done one of these inna while, so here are

My Tumblr Crushes!:

cannibalcoalition

hollifo

glumshoe

truxi-twice

seananmcguire

pyrali

roomwiththewind

maryschild

otakudonutcarecosplay

Except not really for roomwiththewind ‘cause he’s my brother and that’s gross

[claroquequiza]

maryschild replied to your post “I just had an awful nightmare that it was Election Day 2016 again and...”

Ugh our ongoing collective nightmare + insomnia, the worst. ��

My subconscious personified our ongoing collective nightmare as a self-righteous, staunchly conservative, blonde suburban White Woman, so it was extremely disconcerting! I poured a glass of milk on her for voting for the Cheeto, but of course that meant that I was in the wrong for getting angry, so------it was extremely frustrating, and I spent the next 90 minutes fuming over her stupid self-assuredness that the Cheeto was going to Solve Everything, especially since I was one of the Problems to be Solved. Not the way I like to spend my sleepless nights!!

[nokturnel]

maryschild replied to your post: Questions for massage therapists

Thank you for the input.

No problem! I hope it was at least somewhat helpful. 

[pantless-thundergoose]

Well hello there! So, about a week ago, the lovely @xbydefault tagged me in a post, and I figured that while there is a lull in the chaos that is my life, I would take a moment to respond. Sorry this took so long, and in answer to one of your questions, I have no idea how this happened, but it’s too late to turn back now.

So, without further ado, here are 15 things about me:

1. Are you named after anyone?

Nope. My first, middle, and last names are all pretty common in the English speaking world. However, my middle name is a family name on my mother’s side, so all first born daughters have had the same middle name for the past 5 generations. No idea who started this or why it became a thing in the family.

2. When was the last time you cried?

I...cannot remember. There have been plenty of times I’ve wanted to have a good old fashioned breakdown over the past six months, but I stopped short because I was either too busy to break down or too damn tired. I think there were some happy tears around Christmas when I got to meet my niece for the first time.

3. Do you have kids?

Noooo. I should not be responsible for tiny humans for more than a few hours.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Every day. I actually think it’s part of my job description (it helps me to not hurt the stupid people).

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

That they exist, then I move on to things like hair, height, clothing, and general body language (relaxed, angry, nervous, etc.) In my current and past professions, reading emotions from body language is essential to assessing the environment and reacting appropriately. Yay for years of emergency response training!

6. What’s your eye color?

Hazel. For those who are not familiar with this, it’s a greenish-brown. Mom has brown eyes, dad has blue, I get a mix of the two.

7. Scary movie or happy ending?

Umm...happy ending, I guess. I’m an action movie or comedy kind of person.

8. Any special talents?

Not really. Pretty average all around.

9. Where were you born?

Zephyr Cove, Nevada USA. It’s a little resort town on the east side of Lake Tahoe. Lots of black bears. I remember my elementary school having what they called “bear delays” where we weren’t allowed off the bus until someone chased the bear(s) out of the dumpster.

10. What are your hobbies?

I absolutely love fishing of any kind, especially fly fishing. I also enjoy hiking, hunting, skiing/snowboarding, reading, and playing video games.

11. Do you have any pets?

Yes, two dogs who are both very good boys.

12. What sports do you play?

These days I ski/snowboard, and do some boxing when my shoulder cooperates. I was a top softball player in highschool and college, but I haven’t played in years. I miss it.

13. How tall are you?

5′3″ or 160cm for our metric friends. I may be short, but I’m built like a brick barn. Your kneecaps will not survive my fury.

14. Favorite subject in school?

I would have to say music and history. I liked science too, but I was banned from touching things without direct supervision due to an...incident. Seriously, you gave a 4th grader glue, matches, a battery, and some wire, what did you think was going to happen!? Probably a good thing I never met the math requirements for chemistry in highschool.

15. Dream job?

Yikes. Well, you see, two years ago I was working my dream job (I was a police officer), but the World/Fate/Unfortunate Circumstances decided that I couldn’t do that anymore, so I’ve been a little lost the past couple of years while I try to figure out what to do with myself. Honestly, my ideal at the moment is to go back to my roots and have a small farm somewhere, and maybe get around to writing a bit. Who knows?

Okay, so...tagging. Well @coonazz74 because you know why. And I’ll also send a gentle tag to @queer-zzical and @maryschild. Answer if you wish, or ignore me. It won’t hurt my feelings. If anyone else sees this, feel free to interact. I’m quite friendly and I’ve had all my shots.

[palmtreepalmtree]

IDENTITY VERIFIED

Pretty sure I can hit all the notes in this one, @maryschild.  Am I going to steal this idea?  Yes, yes I am.  

[the-real-kellymonster]

Tag Game

 30 questions and tag 20 people

I was tagged by the lovely @sofiabutella Thanks! 

Nickname: Kel, Kells, KellyMonster, Steve

Gender: female

Sign: Libra

Height: 5″5 3/4

Time: 1:01 AM

Birthday: October 6th

Favorite Bands :A random sample because I have many favorites and eclectic tastes: Gogol Bordello, Joy Division, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, The Clash, Fugazi, Face to Face, Wu Tang Clan, The Cramps, The Smiths, Dead Kennedys, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Flaming Lips, The Specials, Bikini Kill

Favorite Solo Artists: Again, a random sampling because this is a hard question to answer with brevity: David Bowie, Bjork, Tom Waits, Otis Redding, Johnny Cash, Elvis Presley, Elvis Costello, Bryan Ferry

Song stuck in my head: Beachwood Sparks cover of Sade’s “By Your Side”

Last movie I watched: Before We Go

Last show I watched: The Night Manager

When did I create this blog: I don’t exactly remember when 

What do I post: lots of Joe Gilgun, Marvel and DC, things that make me laugh, political stuff, beautiful men and women that I crush on

What did I last google: The check that I spelled brevity correctly

Other blogs: I sometimes help out the admin of @gilgunized

Do I get asks: nope, nobody wants to ask me things I guess

Why did I choose this URL: Because it’s an old nickname that I use for most of my social media and I think when I started this blog there was already a Kelly Monster so I had to let everyone know who the REAL one was!

Following: 1207 I have a lot of love to give

Followers: 220

Average hours of sleep: too many

Lucky number: 3

Instrument: vocals, keyboard and harmonica

What am I wearing: A t-shirt and undies

Dream job: Stand-Up Comedian, vocalist in various bands

Favourite Food: Ice crem

Last book I read: Man’s Search for Meaning

3 favorite fandoms: ATM Joe Gilgun/Preacher, Marvel/MCU/Avengers and Brooklyn 99

@rancidrat86 @inkfowl @sfdce @lobo-lupin @rononwolf @raewillmaketheflowersgrow @fangirlanachronism @this-kitty-has-claws @tilltheendwilliwrite @kingphillipblake @cas-is-hm-hes-gone @gh0stlord @buckylokillewynluv @maryschild @lucyhide @nookienostradamus @ratfink0521 @steffers86 @burymeinbooks @daylightisfadingaway 

Or anyone that wants to do this then feel free :)

I’d love to see all your answers but don’t feel obligated :)

[coonazz74]

The last song I listened to was Evanescence cover of "The Chain."

@pantless-thundergoose, @maryschild, @linbeifongappreciationacct

Only if you want to play

I was tagged by @colormipretty to post the last song I listened to (doesn’t apply to me) & my home/lock screens. Thank you! :)

I tag @inaomiam @skynapple @valiantlydecadentsuit @a-ffection @alteanroyals @f-ireflowers

[the-real-kellymonster]

Library Shuffle!

I was tagged by @thewickedbeautyblog I'm sorry it took me so long to do this.

Rules: Put your music library on shuffle. List the first 10 songs then tag 20 people.

1. Strange Feeling - Billy Stewart

2. Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa (Sad Song) - Otis Redding

3. The Shade - Metric

4. Alright - Supergrass

5. A Message To You Rudy - The Specials

6. Red, Red Wine - Tony Tribe

7. Cigarettes and Alcohol - Oasis

8. Suddenly...(I Miss Carpathy)-Gogol Bordello

9. Surfin' Bird - The Cramps

10. Mutilated Lips - Ween

As Sam Catlin said: "My playlist is more embarrassing then my porn search history" or something like that...

@priscillajeanohare @triumviratuse @vamptrampbamf @inkfowl @lucyhide @sunshin3baby @elliott-knightt @thegirlwhocan-t @garbagecinnamonroll @maryschild @tvvolips @hermouthslipped @rancidrat86 @rawry-t-rex @mochegirl @moonsconfidant @thewolf-jadedriscalhowlett @kingphillipblake @dreamsofspacewalking @buckylokillewynluv

And to anyone else who wants to do it! :-)

[key-the-kitty]

maryschild replied to your photo “This is too many people. My safe spot by the wall is getting...”

I feel you. Deep breaths deep breaths

I was doing fine by the wall until my mom decided to try to get closer to the stage. There was one point where there was literally nowhere to move and strange people were standing right next to me, rubbing on me ‘cause there was no room. I nearly started crying. The only thing that stopped me was wanting to avoid the embarrassment of crying in public.