#mary isnt that good with pranks sadly. they do say opposites attract so yknow *finger guns*

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Beatrice and Lilith meeting for the first time in the cafeteria at cats cradle…

Beatrice, trying desperately to be normal: What’s your favorite book?

Lilith, who wouldn’t know normal if it walked up and slapped her in the face: Daniel.

Shannon and Mary, looking on in shock and awe: … the fuck?!?

DANIEL???????????????? AWSEDRFYTGUYHIUJI

loveeeee awkward lilith, at the start she definitely was kinda awkward with everyone n ppl didnt rly know how to talk with her.

bea n lilith so desperately trying to be normal that they miss the mark completely, so mary n shannon have no choice but to adopt them. they were the power group, especially with the warrior nun with them, but also cuz all of them are total badasses.

on the mission? objective. fast. killing machines. so smart its terrifying. examples to be followed by the younger nuns.

outside of missions? absolute dumbasses. even worse when shannon starts her prank wars. lilith cant even be mad abt the warrior nun not taking her job seriously cuz she gets genuinely put off by one of the pranks n gets in on the war immediately. they lose braincells. beatrice, completely exhausted n maybe a lil sick, one time puts a bowl of cereal in the microwave with the spoon in it. it explodes. mary takes the blame but they all know the truth n they bully poor beatrice abt it for years. mary n lilith were having an argument n mary deals her final blow, obliterating lilith. she walks backwards, does a peace out, n promptly falls down the stairs. shannon is half worried half laughing. everybody gets to see intense n serious lilith cry laughing for the first time, wheezing n screaming on the floor. beatrice holds her laugh back so hard she also cries a lil bit but at least she moves to help mary, who has her hand on her back like a grandpa

i love them